Massage Parlor Reports

**WillShook** · 04-30-24 13:03

Just getting active here again.

I've been to Red Lotus on Riverside 6 times now. And every visit has been awesome. Various ages, but all attractive, and a nice topless handy with fairly liberal mutual touch.

I don't see much said about them, but they've become my preferred go-to.

Am I just getting lucky or is that consistent with other's experiences?

**MrGolfball** · 04-29-24 13:16

Originally Posted by HugoAGogo [View Original Post]

You sure about that? I had talked to her a couple weeks ago and she said she was in LA. Maybe a different Tina, but not likely the one who was in Burlington a few months ago.

Yes my friend. 100%. It's our girl from last winter. I stumbled apon her a month ago when I accidently sent her a wechat meant for someone else. She answred back. I made it a priority to see her and went down last Thursday night. Oh, that luscious nectar was heavenly. If you know, you know! She did say she was leaving in 2-3 weeks.

**HugoAGogo** · 04-29-24 10:30

Originally Posted by MrGolfball [View Original Post]

Morning all. Had the pleasure of seeing Tina last night. There are women out there that can make a fella feel like they can conquer the world. She's one of them. Man, an hour with her is an experience! She's down in SoDo, in a little shithole behind the Subway on 4th ave. Shangri-la. Constant doorbell distractions. Still worth every minute. BTW She's even more sexy now! I described her before as a Madison Ivy / Vina Sky hybrid. Now she has a set of bolt-ons like Madi.

You sure about that? I had talked to her a couple weeks ago and she said she was in LA. Maybe a different Tina, but not likely the one who was in Burlington a few months ago.

**MrGolfball** · 04-28-24 13:00

Originally Posted by Freaky360 [View Original Post]

SoDo as in Seattle? Not sure why it would be relevant in Mount Vernon.

Tina spent some time here a few months back. Those of us who spent time with her, know very well why telling her location is relevant. An hour drive to see her is nothing and an hour with her is an experience! Take a trip down there and see her for yourself. Then you will personally know why she's relevant. Happy hunting troops.

**Freaky360** · 04-26-24 16:10

Originally Posted by MrGolfball [View Original Post]

Morning team. Had the sweet pleasure of seeing Tina last night. Same "holy shit" experience. She's in SoDo, at a little shithole behind the Subway on 4th ave. Shangri-la. Some women can make a guy feel like he can conquer the earth. She's one of them. I called her a Madison Ivy / Vina Sky hybrid. Now she has a new set of bolt-ons to prove it.

SoDo as in Seattle? Not sure why it would be relevant in Mount Vernon.

**MrGolfball** · 04-26-24 12:19

Morning team. Had the sweet pleasure of seeing Tina last night. Same "holy shit" experience. She's in SoDo, at a little shithole behind the Subway on 4th ave. Shangri-la. Some women can make a guy feel like he can conquer the earth. She's one of them. I called her a Madison Ivy / Vina Sky hybrid. Now she has a new set of bolt-ons to prove it.

**MrGolfball** · 04-26-24 11:28

Morning all. Had the pleasure of seeing Tina last night. There are women out there that can make a fella feel like they can conquer the world. She's one of them. Man, an hour with her is an experience! She's down in SoDo, in a little shithole behind the Subway on 4th ave. Shangri-la. Constant doorbell distractions. Still worth every minute. BTW She's even more sexy now! I described her before as a Madison Ivy / Vina Sky hybrid. Now she has a set of bolt-ons like Madi.

**MrGolfball** · 04-11-24 11:17

Originally Posted by SeeksCuriously [View Original Post]

I seriously wish I understood what all that actually means. ?

It means I'm just having a little fun. You know? Humor. I suppose I could use the idiotic "I dreamed" so more could understand. What other woman that has worked up here deserves a "Holy shit! So for all of those who don't get it. I found Tina. Have a nice day.

**SeeksCuriously** · 04-10-24 17:23

Originally Posted by MrGolfball [View Original Post]

I found her! Holy fuck, I hit the jackpot and wasn't even looking! Honest to goodness fellow soldiers. Right now, all gathered intel from a stupid luck intercept does not give us the target's exact location. However, said intel does provide us with a general area from where the signal originated. Fuck ya! She's worth two or three times that drive. Every week! More on that later. If you know, you know.

No fooling team. I honestly don't have any more than that right now. Headquarters did radio ahead that more intel is needed. A recon was sent to find the correct cute little blinking red "Open" sign, as ordered! Caution and patience is strongly advised. (We don't want to open the damn floodgates or release the hounds like down there on 128th! Jesus fellas! In addition, a directive followed that when the exact location of the correct cute little blinking red "Open" sign is discovered, to share it with the rest of the commanding officers. Let them decide whether or not they want to start a Grand Coulee sized monger flood!. Jesus fellas!

More in a week or so guys. Carry on. MGB.

I seriously wish I understood what all that actually means. ?

**UndeadHentai** · 04-07-24 05:19

Originally Posted by MrGolfball [View Original Post]

I found her! Holy fuck, I hit the jackpot and wasn't even looking! Honest to goodness fellow soldiers. Right now, all gathered intel from a stupid luck intercept does not give us the target's exact location. However, said intel does provide us with a general area from where the signal originated. Fuck ya! She's worth two or three times that drive. Every week! More on that later. If you know, you know.

No fooling team. I honestly don't have any more than that right now. Headquarters did radio ahead that more intel is needed. A recon was sent to find the correct cute little blinking red "Open" sign, as ordered! Caution and patience is strongly advised. (We don't want to open the damn floodgates or release the hounds like down there on 128th! Jesus fellas! In addition, a directive followed that when the exact location of the correct cute little blinking red "Open" sign is discovered, to share it with the rest of the commanding officers. Let them decide whether or not they want to start a Grand Coulee sized monger flood!. Jesus fellas!

More in a week or so guys. Carry on. MGB.

Aye aye cap.

**MrGolfball** · 04-05-24 23:43

I found her! Holy fuck, I hit the jackpot and wasn't even looking! Honest to goodness fellow soldiers. Right now, all gathered intel from a stupid luck intercept does not give us the target's exact location. However, said intel does provide us with a general area from where the signal originated. Fuck ya! She's worth two or three times that drive. Every week! More on that later. If you know, you know.

No fooling team. I honestly don't have any more than that right now. Headquarters did radio ahead that more intel is needed. A recon was sent to find the correct cute little blinking red "Open" sign, as ordered! Caution and patience is strongly advised. (We don't want to open the damn floodgates or release the hounds like down there on 128th! Jesus fellas! In addition, a directive followed that when the exact location of the correct cute little blinking red "Open" sign is discovered, to share it with the rest of the commanding officers. Let them decide whether or not they want to start a Grand Coulee sized monger flood!. Jesus fellas!

More in a week or so guys. Carry on. MGB.

**BananaBandit** · 04-04-24 14:16

Thanks for the suggestions. I had a dream that before seeing them I tried Sunshine Massage on Meridian. Drew Amy, a cute petite 20 something from China. She came in wearing a tiny dress. I was floored! Both for finding a young and cute girl, but wearing that dress I thought for sure FS was available. The massage was fairly decent. She definitely tried hard. She did things like when she was sitting on my back, she'd grind her pussy on me. Even though she was kind of annoying with her translation app, my little head and the teasing got me over it. She gave me more that the 30 minute massage I paid. 5 for. She finished the massage, me still on my back, her at my head massaging my scalp. I reached around and started rubbing her legs. She let out a little giggle and didn't shy away. I tested the boundaries and she had no problem with me rubbing her ass and slit OTC. After a minute she walked to my side and did a very good light finger tease and had me flip over. She asked if I wanted I HE. I told her I wanted everything. With her very broken English she made the hand gesture for sex. I said yes and she said no she can't do that. Asked about oral and she said no, HE only. I was so confused! Still am. Everything pointed to a bigger menu. Meanwhile I'm groping her all over OTC. Tried a couple times asking for more than HE, but no luck. Agreed to get what I could for. 6, and I didn't regret it. She climbed on the table as if she were about to go in for a BJ. Stroked me nice and slow licking the inside of my thighs and balls. Thought she was about to start sucking me off, and she had great eye contact the whole time, but only pretended to lick my shaft. She then draped the towel across my midsection and started to grind on me. It was super hot! A couple minutes of that, she could have finished me off. I regret not asking her to try. She then pulled off the towel and went back to a very slow, methodical and sexy HJ. She had my mind spinning! Her technique was VERY skilled! After a few minutes the pace picked up as did her excitement all the way up to my climax a couple minutes later. She was a champ in so many ways. She'd be crazy popular with a bigger menu. I may go back again to try. In my dreams.

**SeeksCuriously** · 04-01-24 15:31

Originally Posted by BananaBandit [View Original Post]

Preferably in Bellingham, willing to travel as far as Mt Vernon.

Riverside in Mt. Vernon has always been good to me for massage and HE.

**BaryMcCochener** · 03-27-24 11:53

Originally Posted by BananaBandit [View Original Post]

Preferably in Bellingham, willing to travel as far as Mt Vernon.

Cheerful on Birchwood / NW (old Albertson's parking lot).

Bay on NW (across from Yeagers).

Serenity on Guide-Meridian (across from Pro Golf).

Those will get you started.