Massage Parlor Reports

[War Doggie]

No anna no cici. New girls from northern va, ok finish 45 45.

[EvolOmen]

That's funny. I was as at relax the other day and was asking about them and was told Anna was in NY (typical answer) and Cici left the biz. They've been MIA for a couple of months at least. I always liked going there but they've gone downhill as of late. Service has become very hit or miss. I'll have to check out RL. Cici and Anna have always been good to me.

I have known CiCi for a long time now. Like I said She is very hit and miss. She is working on some things that are more important but has not left the industry. Anna is a staple at Rose of Life now. The other girls at massage relax told me the same thing but CiCi and I communicate every so often that's when I was told she was working there. I do not want to be as bold as to post her personal number but I am sure you could call Rose of Life and make an appointment with her in advance.

[Werve22]

New talent at Massage Relax. Some older ladies some younger. Seen probably 8 new faces over the last couple of months. Most were ok. A couple tried negotiating for higher tip but when asked what was on the menu the answer was always a standard finish. I've come to expect a decent massage at this place but have been disappointed in the lack of effort during this portion of the session. A couple of the new ladies are real cool but just not the same since Anna and Cici left.

Haven't been a fan of the new talent at Massage relax as of late so I hit up this placed I've been to a few times before. Older lady, built like a potato. While she was cordial, she seemed annoyed I was even there. Good pressure on the massage and would have been enjoyable had it not been for her sandpaper hands. It felt like a full body exfoliating scrub. On the flip asked for plenty of lube. Roaming allowed but again she seemed annoyed and wanted to get it over with. Rushed out after the finish. Standard finish. Standard tip.

Anytime been to Greenlife lately? Will probably check them out after seeing Anna and Cici at their new place of employment.

[Werve22]

Just letting everyone know Anna and Cici from Massage relax are now working at Rose of life spa in Portsmouth. Cici is very hit or miss, Anna is pretty much there every day. The other older woman that works at Rose of live spa (I forget her name) While she will get the job done, I never cared for her as a massage therapist.

That's funny. I was as at relax the other day and was asking about them and was told Anna was in NY (typical answer) and Cici left the biz. They've been MIA for a couple of months at least. I always liked going there but they've gone downhill as of late. Service has become very hit or miss. I'll have to check out RL. Cici and Anna have always been good to me.

[EvolOmen]

Just letting everyone know Anna and Cici from Massage relax are now working at Rose of life spa in Portsmouth. Cici is very hit or miss, Anna is pretty much there every day. The other older woman that works at Rose of live spa (I forget her name) While she will get the job done, I never cared for her as a massage therapist.

[River Dancer]

I was out and about and in need of a rub, so I decided to go to SW spa as I haven't been in a while. I started dreaming and FUCK let me tell you this dream was amazing. I got a slightly older skinny provider as the other lady there was already with someone. The massage was good with a few slow rubs here and there. On the flip I nearly entered heaven. Her handshake was slow, soft and 2 handed. I was almost floating off the table. Otc was allowed top and bottom. Damage was 6+5. I woke up and was still shook.

[Bananaa]

Was recently in the area and decided to stop by one morning. Opted for a 40 minute. Got an older, but not bad looking, gal. On the skinny side. I got undressed and laid on the table. As soon as she came in she started rubbing my back and legs all over, not much of a massage to start of and asked if it was ok. I said yes. Then she started some light massage on my back, quickly moving to my upper legs and half laying on me in between. After a couple minutes I decided to flip. We played with each other a bit. I had her lay down and massaged her a bit, got her to lower her pants, but it kinda smelled like piss down there, so I stayed away, just did some light rubbing, which she seemed to enjoy as she played with her tits. She didn't come, but she got up and had me lay down and finished me off manually. Wiped me up, and then had me turn over and she went back to massaging me. Climbed on my butt during the back massage and seemed like she was really grinding. She eventually layed flat on my and definitely started grinding her pelvis into my butt / lower back and breathing hard. I'm pretty sure she was trying to get off. It seemed real, as I think after she came she just layed on me and kinda hugged me. Then after wiping me up again she used the rag to wipe up her cooch.

New experience for me. Think the name was Mary. When I had her on the table she seemed very nervous about MMS coming in and kept looking back at the door.

[War Doggie]

Last sat, popped in for 30, drew a shorter gal, think she said Tina, got a pretty good 15 min back massage, she paid special attention to my inside thighs, used 2 hot towels and asked me to flip this is where it got really interesting. Arms at side she went to the top of my head and laid her breasts right on me while sliding her hands down. I took yhat as a invite and nipped at her breast she then came to the side asked well motioned what I wanted, well musta said the right thhhing she undressed got on me znd started to slide all over me, she reversed and musta been hungry cused she swallowed tbe dog in 1 shot, in mean time I visited the nicest v in a while tighttt. Smelled nice. We went on like that for a bit. She stopped eating and proceeded to work on shining the pole. Was damn fine. All said done was 15 minutes over, and yeah I tipped accordingly.

ENJOY.

[Joey Reynolds]

Agree with most reports about this place but there's one giant aspect that may keep me from being a regular. Most of the girls here have a great vibe but mama-san. Is the actual worst. She's incredibly unprofessional and not respectful of people's time and money. My first 2 times here, I didn't draw her but she still managed to kill my vibe both times. She was loudly chatting on her phone for the entirety of both visits and it was very easy to hear what both parties were saying from rooms away. Also, anyone who gets calls and texts this often should leave their phone on vibrate (versus the loudest setting possible). It's a place of business and I totally get fielding calls but she's clearly just shooting the breeze with people. Very loudly. One of the times I was there, she had the poor monger who drew her spend half an hour with her on speaker with Apple support trying to fix her login.

Sadly, I drew her on my last visit and had one of laziest, most painful rubs I've ever experienced. Most of it was one handed since she was typing on her phone or chatting most of the time. I'm bit thankful for that since she's extremely heavy handed and it became nightmarish when both hands were involved. While I'm on the tangent, why do so many providers love digging their thumbs into the back of guys necks? No one likes that!

A big reason that this goes down as my worst experience is that she even managed to make the ending painful. Her grip was way too tight and she seemed to alternate between thinking it was a propeller or a jackhammer.

All that said, I probably will return since I've had so much fun with the other ladies. I'll just politely ask who else is available if there's an inkling I'm about to draw her. If she's the only one available, I'll come back another time.

[Bairen Nanhai]

3rd trip to SW. Hoping to see Anna again, but every time I've returned, I got someone else. No complaints, but something about Anna intrigues me. I drew Jamie. She is new and Korean. Probably mid 30's. Typical Korean service that I am used to from other places, but I tend to prefer Chinese. She was cute, petite, and pleasant. Probably an A cup and decent little body. Said she was going on vacation for a week starting tomorrow, I believe. Pretty good English.

AMP Scale:

Looks-7.

Massage-7.

Personality-8.

Finish-8.

There’s something about how the Korean girls sit on you while massaging your back. Before flip, get the hot towel treatment, then it gets really sensual. The light touching was very nice. On flip, OTC below, UTC top. No discussion of tip, but no expanded menu available. Would repeat, but I want to see Anna again. 1 hr, . 6/. 5.

Bairen.

[War Doggie]

Otber day 1130 ish no wait drew Anna, 60 60 hour spun around. No disapointments, my new favorite place.

[Werve22]

So I went at 3:45 the other day thinking I would beat the after work crowd. Damn that place is busy. I had to wait 20 min. Door kept opening and closing. The girls there talking Japanese trying to see who could answer the door. Finally seen at 4:07. Hit a light massage, had me flip within 5 minutes, 7 minutes later done. I did get shirt off and pants down and a quick rub of the clit. But a 14 min massage not cool. Tipped $25. She wanted more but I told her I waited 25 minutes for a 12 minute massage when I paid for 30 min. Will have to try again mid morning I think.

That sucks man. Try different times. I don't even attempt to go to an AMP around that time, even with an appointment. Shipyard and mil traffic is crazy.

Was there yesterday and was bait and switched. Greeted by a young lady early to mid 20's, she collected the house fee and showed me to the room. Got on the table and waited for around 10 minutes before she came back. Was about 5 minutes into the massage when I realized it was a different girl. Still young-ish, say late 20's to early 30's, and good technique so didn't complain but was a bit disappointed. On the flip I tell her to pull mask down and she complies. She starts the rub and I get the pants down to around her knees and start rubbing back. She starts to get wet and I get under the shirt and she starts making noises then all of a sudden she stops the rub, pulls the pants up, and leaves the room after she says something like "Sorry, be right back. " I hear them speaking in Chinese and I start to get worried. They know me pretty well here, so not that worried but a little bit. About another 5 minutes go by before she gets back in the room. She apologizes, starts the rub again after pulling pants down and shirt up giving me access. I start rubbing her down below and sit up to kiss those nips. She then pushed me back down, disrobed, hopped up on the table and had me daty while she finished me off. I kept going until she started moaning and shaking on top of me. Heard some giggling from the 2 girls next door and they say something to my provider and she replies back. She jumps off, puts clothes back on, gets a hot towel for cleanup and continues for another 10 minutes on the massage. Looked at the clock and ended up being there for over an hour. Got dressed and standing outside the room are my provider (didn't catch her name) with the other two whom I've seen many, many times. We stand there and catch up for a bit, say our goodbyes and they walk me out, each slapping my behind on the way out. 40/40 YMMV.

[Rydin]

So I went at 3:45 the other day thinking I would beat the after work crowd. Damn that place is busy. I had to wait 20 min. Door kept opening and closing. The girls there talking Japanese trying to see who could answer the door. Finally seen at 4:07. Hit a light massage, had me flip within 5 minutes, 7 minutes later done. I did get shirt off and pants down and a quick rub of the clit. But a 14 min massage not cool. Tipped $25. She wanted more but I told her I waited 25 minutes for a 12 minute massage when I paid for 30 min. Will have to try again mid morning I think.

Ya, rubmaps has been full with same reviews. Nothing like free advertisement. Always busy when I have went, always wait. Nothing more than, FIV, and HE, tries to stick finger in arse. I always say I'm not plumbed right, it's exit only. Plus got to wonder what's under those finger nails. But maybe some of you like to get in touch with your feminine side, to each their own. Seems they got a assembly line going on there. Or disassembly whatever fits.

[Black Pelican]

So I went at 3:45 the other day thinking I would beat the after work crowd. Damn that place is busy. I had to wait 20 min. Door kept opening and closing. The girls there talking Japanese trying to see who could answer the door. Finally seen at 4:07. Hit a light massage, had me flip within 5 minutes, 7 minutes later done. I did get shirt off and pants down and a quick rub of the clit. But a 14 min massage not cool. Tipped $25. She wanted more but I told her I waited 25 minutes for a 12 minute massage when I paid for 30 min. Will have to try again mid morning I think.

Nice dreams happen there such as 4 hand, otc, utc, top off with fiv utc, fully nude and on my last visit it all happened w / Ce-Ce and Coco two nice lovelies. Thanks Werve22, I don't get out too often and your review was verified.

[FloydP00]

Nice dreams happen there such as 4 hand, otc, utc, top off with fiv utc, fully nude and on my last visit it all happened w / Ce-Ce and Coco two nice lovelies. Thanks Werve22, I don't get out too often and your review was verified.