Massage Parlor Reports

**Randytomcatt** · 11-15-22 07:59

Hit Relax. They have not turned on the heat (was told broken). Was shivering pretty badly after an hour. Not the best experience.

**Explrer** · 11-12-22 08:16

Originally Posted by Popcorn52 [View Original Post]

I took a trip to Relax. It most by under new management, I called ahead to make sure they were not busy. When I got there a new lady asked if I had called I said yes she asked me to seat in one of the rooms. I figured this was not good, she finely came back, and said that she had already lost one girl to New York and they were busy would I come back in a half hour. Long story sort came back, got the ten dollar discount, I went to a room and massage was about a 7 and nothing special standard finish. Where are the fine and fun ladies gone?

Popcorn.

I heard that "Lucky" is back from NY, and she takes pride in running a good shop.

I hope to hear better reviews before making a trek to P'mouth.

**EvolOmen** · 11-09-22 02:33

Went to graceful touch off of victory. It was later in the day around 6 ish. Older woman in her mid 50's greeted me at the door. No man, but that could of just been coincidence. Standard massage, Good massage with no teasing but delivered on the finish. It was my first time there so that could of played into it also. Typical 60+40 I don't know if I would go there before 6 pm. They are right next to a family dental office that specializes in dentistry for kids. I'm not shy about these type of things but that kinda of kills it for me.

**Popcorn52** · 11-09-22 00:03

I took a trip to Relax. It most by under new management, I called ahead to make sure they were not busy. When I got there a new lady asked if I had called I said yes she asked me to seat in one of the rooms. I figured this was not good, she finely came back, and said that she had already lost one girl to New York and they were busy would I come back in a half hour. Long story sort came back, got the ten dollar discount, I went to a room and massage was about a 7 and nothing special standard finish. Where are the fine and fun ladies gone?

Popcorn.

**River Dancer** · 10-06-22 19:33

I stopped by SW last week to check in because I haven't been in a while and let me tell you things have changed. 1st thing I noticed was the smell, it was like a seafood kitchen that was recently cleaned. 2nd thing was the provider I didn't recognize her and she was heavier than the last person I had there but that was fine because she recognized me and gave me a hug. In the room the filp came quickly and she shoved a wrapper in my hand and said it was a Franklin, I declined and got my normal handshake with UTC fun and nearly a 2nd handshake. Damage was 60+40. This was one of those situation where you don't bring more than you willing to spend.

**Werve22** · 09-29-22 11:35

Went to check out a place I saw in the victory area near the hardware store. Graceful Touch I think it's called. Papasan met me at the door. Didn't care for that and almost turned around to leave but then provider came out to usher me to the room. Decent enough looking but older. Probably in her mid-40's to early 50's. Went in for the half. Massage ok. Standard flip. During the finish, she turned to allow under-skirt access. Probably won't repeat as I didn't care much for the location. Nothing bad, just wasn't for me. 40/40 for standard. Handed a water and mint as I walked out. Didn't inquire about extras.

**Max1986** · 09-28-22 22:25

Had a decent massage & the masseuse was Lisa, early 40's, short / petite. Regular HE & a tip was Mr. Grant.

**JayNTurn** · 09-12-22 19:08

Originally Posted by Goinjeepn [View Original Post]

I had never had a 4 hands and she talked me into it for 20. So, yes 80 for the 4 hands. Had an absolute blast. They were both playing away and let me play quite a bit. Standard HJ finish. Never once mentioned a tip. Gave each 80.80+80+80=240, seriously.

All right. Can't complain on what one does with their own money.

Personally, I don't have 1. 6 to blow on a standard finish.

Odds are that when you go back, IF you go back, their expectation is that each girl will get. 8 from you, and every other guy that comes in. Just my opinion.

**Goinjeepn** · 09-11-22 21:12

I had never had a 4 hands and she talked me into it for 20. So, yes 80 for the 4 hands. Had an absolute blast. They were both playing away and let me play quite a bit. Standard HJ finish. Never once mentioned a tip. Gave each 80.80+80+80=240, seriously.

**JayceOne** · 09-11-22 14:16

Long time lurker here just writing a quick review for my first time at relax. I am aware the recent reviews have been a bit of a mixed bag, but fortunately for me it was an enjoyable experience. Visiting earlier in the month and arriving just after lunch, there was plenty of space to park. Upon entering this establishment, I was greeted by whom I am assuming was the Mamasan and then lead to a room.

After a few minutes, another masseuse entered and asked about the duration and if the house fee could be paid upfront. Shortly after, the massage began over the sheets until oil was requested and then used for the remainder of the session. Her English was very good which naturally made communication much easier. Her massage technique was excellent, very similar to a sport massage with a good amount of stretching and manipulation. There was a little teasing involved with a brush here and there.

On the flip, after respectfully asking which areas were acceptable to touch, there was some otc touching below and utc breast-play. Her breasts were b-cupped and felt lovely, but it was her nipples that surprised me. They were at least an inch long and very tender on my tongue. The finish was well-measured and the overall experience exceeded my expectations.

Hope this review helps. .4/.5.

**JayNTurn** · 09-11-22 10:16

Originally Posted by Geobuck757 [View Original Post]

You paid $240?

I think. 8 is worth 4 hands. That's a good deal.

But an extra 1. 6 in addition to that?? For a standard ending? Am I getting this right?! . 8 for the 4 hands, . 8 for one girl and. 8 for the other. For a Standard ending??

Seriously??

**Geobuck757** · 09-10-22 21:13

Originally Posted by Goinjeepn [View Original Post]

So Portsmouth, I'm from the peninsula and am fairly experienced in Hampton, Poquoson, Newport News. I'd been hearing good things about Comfort. Made the trip, and it was sooo worth it. Amy met me at the door. She was so spunky from then on. Had a great time meeting her at the door, and back in the room. So talked me into 4 hands for an extra $20. I got myself face down. And in she came smacking my ass. She's pretty uplifting, in a couple ways. Her side kick was the pleaser. No FS, and didn't get any mouth action. But that was the extent of limitation. The kitty smelled really nice. While sidekick was letting me enjoy her womanhood. Amy was working jr, and jr's adjacent neighbor. 80,80, and 80. Was worth it.

You paid $240?

**Goinjeepn** · 09-10-22 20:53

So Portsmouth, I'm from the peninsula and am fairly experienced in Hampton, Poquoson, Newport News. I'd been hearing good things about Comfort. Made the trip, and it was sooo worth it. Amy met me at the door. She was so spunky from then on. Had a great time meeting her at the door, and back in the room. So talked me into 4 hands for an extra $20. I got myself face down. And in she came smacking my ass. She's pretty uplifting, in a couple ways. Her side kick was the pleaser. No FS, and didn't get any mouth action. But that was the extent of limitation. The kitty smelled really nice. While sidekick was letting me enjoy her womanhood. Amy was working jr, and jr's adjacent neighbor. 80,80, and 80. Was worth it.

**AnyChoice** · 09-07-22 11:33

Originally Posted by Buddha3455 [View Original Post]

Stopped by SW the other really rainy afternoon. Not the exact same experience as AnyChoice. With respect.

I wonder if this was the same Susan. She said she was Susan. I felt she was 50+, extreme spinner, but little chest. A's maybe, either baby damage or extreme weight loss stomach, flabby butt, no calves. Roaming was good. She gave a good 6 massage mostly on shoulders, neck, lower back and arms, some butt and some acceptable feet action and pecs on the flipside. On the flip she did lift her oversized bra, nice nips, DATY but tasted like strawberry lip gloss. Not terrible but not sweet. No BBBJ but good satisfying HJ. I also liked that she didn't quibble or upsell. .6 house /.6 tip It's a 40 minute drive for me, probably won't return.

Stopped by about three days ago and was the complete opposite of my previous visit. Older mamasan, bored, terrible massage to start and went downhill from there. About 10 min in to a 1 hr appt, someone else came in the front door and she left to deal with them. Evidently she was the only one there because she came back a few minutes later with a warm towel, flipped, tip tip tip whispers and then the worst HE I've ever had. Told her to stop cause evidently the other patron had her attention and got up to get dressed. No tip. She kept apologizing, saying come back later. That's not going to happen. Susan was fun, mama isn't. Won't waste anymore time there.

**River Dancer** · 08-27-22 23:45

Originally Posted by Geobuck757 [View Original Post]

First time I saw her was at Chesapeake square mall, had no idea it was going to be fun. She definitely has a thing butts and I couldn't keep her finger out of mine!

Nice to know it wasn't just me!