Massage Parlor Reports

[Solarmta]

I was in Lynchburg on Tuesday and went to see Jessi before she leaves at the end of the month. I had a great massage with a beautiful woman.

[Citizenv]

I currently bounce between New Day, JoJo, and Rainbow. Just depending on the type of service I'm needing. Typically go for two sessions a month. Never hear anyone talk about Orchid. Is it worth adding to my rotation? What types of services are offered? Feel free to PM.

It's not worth your time, and that's why no one talks about it haha.

[SlapNutts]

I currently bounce between New Day, JoJo, and Rainbow. Just depending on the type of service I'm needing. Typically go for two sessions a month. Never hear anyone talk about Orchid. Is it worth adding to my rotation? What types of services are offered? Feel free to PM.

You are better off sticking to New Day, JoJo, or Rainbow. I've only been to Orchid once, granted it was 3 maybe 4 years ago BUT I'm pretty sure nothing has changed.

There was just one older broad (probably the owner) and She HAD to be in her 50's then. Apparently she always wears low cut tops to show off the tattoo on her boob.

However she's nothing special to look at, unless the sight of a mid 50's broads boob excites you. I simply asked her name, and she went Ape Shit and hollered " I don't give out my name, don't want guys posting reviews on the internet".

Eventually she calmed down and said "call me Angel" , "I'll be your Angel". It's been a while, but the massage wasn't anything special.

If I remember correctly she also wanted a higher tip than other local shops. Supposedly after you become a regular the tip goes down and a CBJ becomes available.

One trip was enough for me to know Orchid wasn't worth worth adding to my rotation. Try it once and decide for yourself, but typically Jojo's or Rainbow's talent is better looking.

P.S.: Avoid Jessie currently at Jojo's, she is Fat & Homely. Hopefully there is a staff change next month, I won't be going back until there is.

[SpaFan38]

Walked in and saw who was working and walked back out.

Pretty sure I have seen one of them in there before and neither one of them looked good.

[Bonvoy]

I currently bounce between New Day, JoJo, and Rainbow. Just depending on the type of service I'm needing. Typically go for two sessions a month. Never hear anyone talk about Orchid. Is it worth adding to my rotation? What types of services are offered? Feel free to PM.

[SlapNutts]

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[Solarmta]

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[SlapNutts]

I am sure you are not much to look at either. Yes Jessie is a little thick in the middle but her face is pretty especially if she lets her hair down. Don't worry a new girl will be there in the first of the year so you can say how homely she is.

One more thing. Apparently you don't understand how this hobby works. It Doesn't matter what I look like, I'm the customer, I'm the one that's paying for a service.

These broads don't care what we look like, they are only there for one reason, to make money off of us.

FYI all you have to do is show up clean and be respectful and that goes a long way. Not your looks.

Now on the other hand as a paying customer. They may get me once with subpar talent, if I don't get the chance to walk out first.

However I'm not paying my hard earned money for a massage from a 70+ year old looking Hag, or Fat or Homely Broads either.

You said Jessie is "Beautiful" ? You can take her to the mall and give her a red Santa suit and her guts big enough to play Santa without any padding.

Let's take a Poll. For anyone that's seen Jessie at Jojo's who's description is more accurate?

1)She's "Beautiful".

2) She's Fat and Homely.

[Citizenv]

Anyone have any luck with the AMP that keeps posting? Tried calling, texting, never had a response. Just curious if anyone else has had any luck? https://skipthegames.com/posts/lynch...s/013413335779.

Pretty sure its not an actual AMP, but more of the ACS you traditionally hear about. Also commonly referred to as the "hotel asians" that operate typically out of a Redroof Inn or similar type of place. Not aware of anyone using the one here, but people have used the one in Roanoke and gotten mixed results. I tried to message the number you linked one time via text and also never got a response. Never tried again after that.

[Bonvoy]

Anyone have any luck with the AMP that keeps posting? Tried calling, texting, never had a response. Just curious if anyone else has had any luck? https://skipthegames.com/posts/lynch...s/013413335779.

[SlapNutts]

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[SlapNutts]

I am sure you are not much to look at either. Yes Jessie is a little thick in the middle but her face is pretty especially if she lets her hair down. Don't worry a new girl will be there in the first of the year so you can say how homely she is.

Speak for yourself Bro, I work out and have never been a fat ass.

If you think Jessie" is a little thick" you either need some high power glasses.

[Solarmta]

Did a walk in over the weekend and unfortunately drew Jessie. She is fat and homely, and arguably the worst looking broad that I've seen at Jojo's in years!.

The massage was so so, nothing to brag about. Her hands were laser focused and never touched or grazed my ass crack or the boys, and zero pre flip tease.

I would never repeat and wouldn't recommend to anyone, Waste of time and money. Glad I only paid for a half hour, Hopefully they get some better talent in 2024.

I am sure you are not much to look at either. Yes Jessie is a little thick in the middle but her face is pretty especially if she lets her hair down. Don't worry a new girl will be there in the first of the year so you can say how homely she is.

[SlapNutts]

Yes I think both Coco and Jessie are cute I saw both when was in that area so my post could apply to either. Or course I have a thing for Asian girls. Jessie is a thicker girl but in my opinion is not homely she is not a super model either. I have many post so I am not a newbie. I don't know if it's the same Coco or not.

Did a walk in over the weekend and unfortunately drew Jessie. She is fat and homely, and arguably the worst looking broad that I've seen at Jojo's in years!.

The massage was so so, nothing to brag about. Her hands were laser focused and never touched or grazed my ass crack or the boys, and zero pre flip tease.

I would never repeat and wouldn't recommend to anyone, Waste of time and money. Glad I only paid for a half hour, Hopefully they get some better talent in 2024.

[Hobbyist540]

The lady that worked out of the same facility as Pat. She did massage and grooming.

I'm looking for someone to see regularly that isn't an AMP.