Massage Parlor Reports

[WalkerC]

Hmmm, doesn't sound like Jenny. Jenny gives a great TS. Jenny is very short, probably less than 5 ft. With brown hair not black.

I agree, Jenny's TS is one of the best around. I saw Jenny 2 weeks ago and she said a new girl Lisa would starting the next week. I have not seen her yet, but might have been her.

[JayCramer80]

I had occasion to crack a nut and the first time I'd tried for Staff Wellness, the therapist already had a customer, but this time I rolled the dice and lady luck smiled and led me in. I paid her the 80 house and got comfortable. She was a pleasant and chatty therapist, pretty face, one of those odd bodies that looks better when clothed, but that's one guy's opinion. Nice legs, decent rack, little to no butt, pretty dress.

I had high hopes for the TS, being billed as one of the best in the area. The apparatus itself left a little to be desired, very slippery, but the TS itself was alright. I asked the lady if she was Jenny, and she was either flattered, freaked out, curious and a few other emotions. I tend to be "too much info" guy, I'll eventually learn my lesson, but her reaction carried throughout the entire massage session, though I never gave her a firm answer. She's extremely conversational and personable, which made the overall experience nice. I've only had that with a few people. Anyway, back to the TS. No different in mechanics, just more conversation and playfulness. My personal favorite TS is Pine in Woodbridge, but you only go there if you want FS, and the price reflects it.

Back in the room, the massage was ok. Typical AMP style, not terribly therapeutic, not terribly sensual either. I think since it was my first time, she was a little hesitant. I got a few "is ok?" during the TS, so not surprising. Not a whole lot of teasing, first half was a little short. Then came the negotiation. It's hard enough when english isn't their primary, but even harder when they're wishy washy. It was more of a "you give me however much you want, and I'll decide what to do. " Huge turnoff. I gave her $ and thought well, if it sucks, it'll be a learning experience. To make a long story short, it was a good fully nude long, slow & sensual handy with some camel slide, maybe a little overtime. She's very moist down there, I think by nature. If I had brought my own cover, there may have been more, so pro tip. If you want FS, it might be possible, but you have to bring your own hat. She did mention / complain that now that she's divorced, everyone wants to give her the hard one.

Not sure if I'd repeat, but for 180 out the door, a decent middle ground between the standard NOVA HE and FS.

Hmmm, doesn't sound like Jenny. Jenny gives a great TS. Jenny is very short, probably less than 5 ft. With brown hair not black.

[KPgrom26]

Been on the road, visited Thai Relax and OSHA while I was in town.

Thai Relax- Jessica, thin build, bolt on B cups, cute with long hair, said she was new, probably mid 30's. Table shower was down due to no hot water. Girls were busy cleaning, they had just gotten through a rush, all the rooms were open and sheets were on the floor in front of the rooms so you guys worried about sheets this place changes them. Jessica did a nice job, good strong massage worked out the bad spots, nice soft touch tease before the flip. On the flip no negotiation, top came up for nursing, good slow technique with PM, nice release. I stayed the entire hour, paid 70 to the house tipped 60.

OSHA- I reported on a OSHA before, this time unfortunately service went down hill. Went by Thai Relax called first got there and they were busy, told me I had to wait, left went to OSHA, Yumi answered I thought all good but she was busy brought in a new girl YuYu. YuYu is young, late 20's with that soft baby face look, nice little body. But as we all know service is rarely good with the younger ones and this would be the case. Massage was mediocre at best, she didn't really know how to massage, not much teasing would not do any type of ass play, just some light soft touch on the thighs here and there. On flip she wanted $100 for HJ, I laughed out loud for real. She then said $120 for nude, I laughed again. I got up, politely said thank you, started to get dressed then she said "what you pay" I told her 40 for HJ she reluctantly agreed but said no touching, nothing extra. Should have still left. Anyway HJ was ok nothing special, was not shorted time at least, 70 to the house 40 tip.

Thai Relax- asked for Jessica but she was gone, said she was no longer there, Angela took care of me. Nice lady that's been reviewed before. Probably 50+ with the typical AMP look. Table shower was working this time, Angela was a bit rushed during the table shower. Massage was good nothing crazy, not as good as Jessica's but she worked the bad spots. On the flip nice soft touch all over, she took her top off allowed roaming, proceeded with a nice edging type HJ with a good slow PM. Massive release cleaned me up, still had a few minutes finished with a scalp massage. No negotiation at all, total damage 70 for the hour tipped 60. Angela had to keep answering the phone during our session which was annoying. She apologized for the phone and added 10 minutes to the massage without me even asking to make up for it.

I can see why Thai Relax is so busy, good massage, nice standard release with no haggling, rare these days.

Stay safe, KP.

[JamesBlond007]

I had occasion to crack a nut and the first time I'd tried for Staff Wellness, the therapist already had a customer, but this time I rolled the dice and lady luck smiled and led me in. I paid her the 80 house and got comfortable. She was a pleasant and chatty therapist, pretty face, one of those odd bodies that looks better when clothed, but that's one guy's opinion. Nice legs, decent rack, little to no butt, pretty dress.

I had high hopes for the TS, being billed as one of the best in the area. The apparatus itself left a little to be desired, very slippery, but the TS itself was alright. I asked the lady if she was Jenny, and she was either flattered, freaked out, curious and a few other emotions. I tend to be "too much info" guy, I'll eventually learn my lesson, but her reaction carried throughout the entire massage session, though I never gave her a firm answer. She's extremely conversational and personable, which made the overall experience nice. I've only had that with a few people. Anyway, back to the TS. No different in mechanics, just more conversation and playfulness. My personal favorite TS is Pine in Woodbridge, but you only go there if you want FS, and the price reflects it.

Back in the room, the massage was ok. Typical AMP style, not terribly therapeutic, not terribly sensual either. I think since it was my first time, she was a little hesitant. I got a few "is ok?" during the TS, so not surprising. Not a whole lot of teasing, first half was a little short. Then came the negotiation. It's hard enough when english isn't their primary, but even harder when they're wishy washy. It was more of a "you give me however much you want, and I'll decide what to do. " Huge turnoff. I gave her $ and thought well, if it sucks, it'll be a learning experience. To make a long story short, it was a good fully nude long, slow & sensual handy with some camel slide, maybe a little overtime. She's very moist down there, I think by nature. If I had brought my own cover, there may have been more, so pro tip. If you want FS, it might be possible, but you have to bring your own hat. She did mention / complain that now that she's divorced, everyone wants to give her the hard one.

Not sure if I'd repeat, but for 180 out the door, a decent middle ground between the standard NOVA HE and FS.

[JamesBlond007]

She gave me a huge hug, patted my ass, and whispered that she was waiting for her strong man to come back.

Afterwards there was no hug, and she led me out the door feigning interest in my return.

Sorry, man. I had a good chuckle after reading all that. We're just walking wallets to them, never forget.

Her Russian action is a fun time, but yeah, never more that 80,60 if you can get away with it. I got her to drop her drawers for 80, and it was dirty underwear and zero excitement.

[PeninsulaJack]

This is far long overdue report of some dreams I had, but I don't frequent the board, so forgive me. I had long ago sought out Lily in my imagination at CiCi based on reports on this board. The first visit was wonderful, so the second visit was imminent. But the two experiences were drastically different. I'm sharing mainly as a heads up about negotiating with Lily.

The first visit started with a call ahead to make sure she was in. She was, so off I went. I was greeted at the counter by a slender, somewhat tall (for an Asian) lady, probably about 35. If I had to select a doppelgnger for her face I'd go with Michelle Wie. She wasn't dressed sexy at all. I think she had on a Nike tee shirt and khaki capris. Before she took me back with a smile she informed me that she had an appointment in 30 minutes, so that's all we could do. I said okay and followed her to the room. The massage wasn't the reason I was there, so I sent as many signals as possible straight from the start. After an ass grab she got the hint, and since she had an appointment soon she was naturally going to take this as an opportunity to make this a faster session than the 30 minutes I paid. I asked to see them bigguns and she obliged me. Just as she did her appointment came through the front door, so she bailed to tend to him, but she asked him to wait in his room. She came back on a mission to get me satisfied and shove me out the door. I tried to leverage this into a BJ, but she said, "next time. " She asked for. 6 and I agreed (I had heard. 8). She allowed me to play with those enormous cannons for a while until telling me she wanted me put Jr. Between them. We did this while on my back for a bit until I asked her to lie down. I straddled her stroking in between the girls while she made fake moans for a few minutes while I built up my "energy. " I was ready to explode, and hit just under her chin with rope 1 and all over her face on 2 with the rest on her boobs and neck. She didn't flinch, didn't complain, she even kept up the fake moan bullshit while I fizzled out. She said "you so strong. I like" . And she then calmly got up, got a towel, cleaned herself off, then cleaned me off. She thanked me, hugged me, and I was on my way. Fuck yeah, I'm coming back.

On visit two I entered not long after they opened, and before anyone else had come in that day. I saw two ladies there this time, and immediately picked out Lily before the other girl could make a move. She gave me a huge hug, patted my ass, and whispered that she was waiting for her strong man to come back. I wanted to take her up on her offer for a BJ, hoping to see if I could push the envelope a bit. We went back for 30 min. Again, not there for the massage, so signals led to the question. I reminded her she promised me a BJ on my next visit. She said 1. 5. And I was shocked. That's more than I had (I had 1 which I've successfully used to upgrade for the same service in DC), so she lamented (almost side eyeing me) and said that's not enough. I told her that's all I have and politely (very politely, guys) implied she could take it or leave it, or we could repeat the first experience for the same amount, and said I'd be okay with that. She agreed to the CBJ for 1, but no massage. It was a fair trade, I figured, given the shortcomings but this was the clear turning point in her attitude. I brought my own brought safety equipment, which she quickly applied. I got off the table and went down to the chair. She fell to her knees. What followed was a toothy, spiritless, not following directions CBJ. She wouldn't give me eye contact, lick the shaft, the balls nothing. Perhaps it was because I didn't have her full ask, or perhaps she's not good at the task, but it was terrible. There's no way I was going to finish like that, so we went between the ladies again, this time with her on her knees. No fake moaning this time, purely mechanical. Not even a smile. I don't know where I got it from, but I had the balls to ask to paint her face again. She said no and even had a towel ready to catch most of the release, which to me is a complete waste. Afterwards there was no hug, and she led me out the door feigning interest in my return.

So, I've never had night and day experiences such as that. I'm sure it was that she felt I had lowballed her, but I feel 1. 5 is too much for that service. If I'm off base and lowballed her, feel free to comment.

[Seeker B12]

Hey you probably werent too late. Thursdays are Lily, s day off. I bet she is working ths weekend.

I was thinking going to your city in the mid of December earliest. Do you know by any chance like a phone number of a boss in that place where I can ask when she will be back?

Also about your other post, I have never been in your city so I don't really know places and not sure if I can find it. If you could pm me the address or something that would be greate and that lady that you mention does she have any days off or maybe she is leaving soon or she is going to be there for a while?

Thanks man.

[JayCramer80]

Hello from richmond board, I heard there about Lily and came here to check her, but I guess I am too late. Is there anyway to find out when she will be back? Also, is there anyone else hot? I am kinda tired of our older versions provider I want young or at least someone hot. If lily is out for now is there anyone else?

Hey you probably werent too late. Thursdays are Lily, s day off. I bet she is working ths weekend.

[JayCramer80]

Hello from richmond board, I heard there about Lily and came here to check her, but I guess I am too late. Is there anyway to find out when she will be back? Also, is there anyone else hot? I am kinda tired of our older versions provider I want young or at least someone hot. If lily is out for now is there anyone else?

Go to Tokyo Spa on Rt. 3. Its on the other side of 95 about 2 miles away. Ask for Mia. She has a great rack too and loves to have them sucked. She also loves DATY.

[Seeker B12]

DD Lilly is going on vacation next month (December), she'll be back next year.

Hello from richmond board, I heard there about Lily and came here to check her, but I guess I am too late. Is there anyway to find out when she will be back? Also, is there anyone else hot? I am kinda tired of our older versions provider I want young or at least someone hot. If lily is out for now is there anyone else?

[JayCramer80]

DD Lilly is going on vacation next month (December), she'll be back next year.

She's a real sweetheart. IMHO, the best looking AMP in the burg.

[Start2]

DD Lilly is going on vacation next month (December), she'll be back next year.

[Burg Native]

Dreamed about rainbow today. I was greeted and immediately taken into the first room. Taken care of by mid to late 30's with large bolt ons. I have to say her doctor did a great job Massage was nothing to write home about just rubbing up and down my back with minimal teasing but that's not what we're here for. About 10 minutes in for the flip and we discussed prices. She said $. 5 for the CFS but went down to $. 2 with no issues. Left the room to grab a cover came back smiled and said "ooo we boom boom". Not shaved but very tight. Miss and switched to doggy for the finish. Very nice view.

[Big Daddy Don]

Man, there are several very good and easy to use translator Apps you can download. FREE! I speak Chinese, Spanish, Japanese, Korean fluently using the App. Girls seem to like when I use it and speak to them in their language.

Yep, there is that approach also. I usually get across what is needed. The girls all speak the language of thier trade!

[JayCramer80]

The new girl name is Lisa, will let you guys know how she is tomorrow.

How was Lisa?