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08-27-23 11:26 #2050
Posts: 603Thai Massage
I was driving around yesterday trying to decide what AMP to hit up. Instead of spending the money for FS I stopped at Thai near Batteries Plus. Man was that the right decision. They have 4 girls now, so no waiting around. Mamasan greeted me with some hugs and assigned Lucy to take care of me. Cute little girl. From China, not much English. Small 0 A cups with great sensitive Nips too. She gave me one if the best massages I've had in 10 years. The TS was great, the massage was great and HE was slow and awesome. Between the CiCi Oriental and Thai Massage on Rt. 3. I think they are the two best AMP's in rhe area. You don't get FS, but they take care of you. $70 house fee for 1 hour. I tipped Lucy 70 since she did such a good job. I could have gotten away cheaper but I left one happy camper and didn't end up wasting money on an old hag.
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08-25-23 08:56 #2049
Posts: 6Any P2 P recommended spots?
Can anyone give some recommendations for a good spot for some P2 P. Preferably with somewhat attractive staff.
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08-22-23 09:56 #2048
Posts: 202Healing Hands
Swung by for a 30 min session. I called to let them know I would be there and rang the back bell. I was let in and promptly lead to the room. 2 ladies were working there and I got the chubbier of the two. You knew she had more weight but still didn't look bad. The other one who I thought was more attractive only came out I say bye when I left. I believe I got the same one Jamesblonde got.
Massage was quick (30 timeframe) but surprisingly decent. Not high quality but definitely hit a few spots in my legs. Afterwards, we agreed to fully nude BBBJ for $. 2. She wrapped it with plastic cling and I told awe hell nah. She agreed without hesitation and totally went for it. It's not an out of this world mouth hug but what I did enjoy was her noises. She played the "mmhm, mmmm" cards pretty well. The enthusiasm was on point. Shot hard and heavy, got my damn chin.
For a decent massage and release, swing by.
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08-19-23 15:37 #2047
Posts: 348Originally Posted by EngrossingMILF [View Original Post]
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08-19-23 08:17 #2046
Posts: 11Suggestion?
Originally Posted by JamesBlond007 [View Original Post]
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08-14-23 09:02 #2045
Posts: 348New healing hands
There's a new therapist at healing hands. Nice girl, short, maybe five zero and a little thicc, never got a name but she's been there 2 months. Nice naturals, maybe a c plus. Wears a little too much perfume, so shower afterward.
As we know, the best AMP massage will always be a notch below the worst massage envy tier rub, so it's always a nice moment when you go to an AMP and your therapist does something that indicates some knowledge of the art, like a nice effleurage. On the other hand when all of that is done when they do something odd and painful, like pretending that your back is in need of a power sanding. Anyway, decent 1st half, then flip, BBBJ followed by FS is on the table. 150 seems to be the magic number. I had a very nice time, and so did she. Actually kissed me on the lips and offered me some fresh blackberry on the way out.
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08-10-23 23:08 #2044
Posts: 202Freedom Massage
Ever since I saw a report that said they got a handy from "Lily" I thought why not give it a go so that we can at the very least have another trial here.
So I called and they said to come over since there were no other customers. I arrived to find a mamasan figure that claimed to be "Lily". Nothing to look at, standard older face with a little fupa, no ass, probably B titties with nice brown gum drop nipples. She lead me to the room and said the ole "long time no see" line. Yeah, I've never been but hell, I'll play the game. I explained I have been busy but I have been meaning to come back. She then leaves to let me get dressed and of course, when she comes back I am naked just finished undressing. She tries to excuse herself so I may get on the table but I invite her in and she happily does. She takes her moment to admire and I lay down. So far, I have every reason to believe some fun may be had.
I lay on the table and she asks what type I want and I said medium then soft. She proceeds to give a simple and not satisfying massage. I don't know if it was the medium that she ended up taking seriously but it wasn't really a massage. Then the soft touch happened and she lightly touched (felt more like a tickle) all over my body with very light grazes on my sack. At this point, I knew I would at least get my HJ. I flip, she allows UTC and letting her brown nips see daylight. She puts a lot of effort into the HJ. It wasn't the best technique but I enjoyed the effort put forth. When I told her I was close, her face changed to a more seductive (as much as a mamasan could look) and blow my load. I ended up shooting a ropes and one got the corner of my lip down to my chin and neck. She chuckled and so did I. She helped me clean up and I dropped. 4 for her efforts.
Nothing out of this world, nothing bad. Just average. So there you have it, if you want a hhr or hr average massage with a standard pop for the regular price, then head over to Freedom.
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08-10-23 09:57 #2043
Posts: 348Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]
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08-10-23 09:54 #2042
Posts: 348Originally Posted by MechanicJack [View Original Post]
Good luck, happy hunting.
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08-09-23 21:04 #2041
Posts: 38Better options?
Originally Posted by JamesBlond007 [View Original Post]
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08-09-23 10:13 #2040
Posts: 361What good between Fredericksburg and King George?
I have business in King George on Thursday. Wondering if anyone can suggest a good MP or provider as I travel from I95 to King George?
Thanks.
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08-08-23 19:43 #2039
Posts: 348Originally Posted by MechanicJack [View Original Post]
Good luck, have fun.
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08-06-23 18:37 #2038
Posts: 38Great review. Thanks for TOFTT
Originally Posted by JamesBlond007 [View Original Post]
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08-06-23 12:20 #2037
Posts: 348Yo-yo. Don't waste your money
In the spirit of exploration, I checked out Yo yo spa on courthouse. In a nutshell, don't bother. This is the place by pizza pizza.
70 for the hour. There's a stand up shower, but no TS. I didn't get the name, but therapist is a med build latina looking girl, though chinee. Probably the only one there. To start with, probably the 2nd worst massage I've ever had. Think cold oil poured onto you, and then get slapped like a side of beef to spread it around. Pressure was way too firm, I had to tell her twice. I could have pulled some hottie off the street and given her a bottle of oil and 5 minute crash course on massage technique, and it would have been 100 x better.
On the flip, 80 for HE, 140 for BJ, 200 for everything. Well, since the session has been so awesome so far, let's go with the HE. I tried negotiating the BJ down, but she held firm. She started in on the handy, when they are just dialing it in, I tend to be pretty unresponsive, so she went for power jerk, as if that's going to help things. I told her to slow down, and since I hadn't finished in 5 minutes, she tried to pay attention. Oh, I forgot to mention, she was watching some chinee soap opera on her phone, the ENTIRE time (even the HE). Eventually having had enough of that, I let it rip to bring this to a close. "Ok, done. " I look at the clock, it's 35 min in. Now, usually once I nut, the post-nut clarity wants me to gtfo, but I don't mind a scalp massage or whatever. She says hour massage = 50 min. Yeah, I get that, 5 to undress, 5 to dress. But scouts honor, it was 35 min. Whatever, I wasn't going to fight it.
Save your pennies, go literally anywhere else in town.
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08-03-23 19:38 #2036
Posts: 195Tranquil no Doubt
Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]