Massage Parlor Reports

[JamesBlond007]

Having tried 2 of the west wood locations, I thought I'd try this one. A fellow monger hinted at more, so what the hey. At the end, I'll say this:

1. Maybe next time I'll call ahead first.

2. I'm not doing anything prostate related at an AMP ever again.

3. If any AMP is hinted at giving more than the standard, I'm not going there for at least a month.

I prefer to walk in at AMP's, I see them as the fast food of hobbyism. I walked in and the first thing that struck me is the door setup. Kind of an isolated foyer, where you're out of the cold, but have hit the doorbell to be let in by the hostess unlocking the door. Empty place, greeted by an unnamed MMS, whose name might be Coco. All I can say is WOW. I've seen AMP girls, but this one was a genuine stunner. About 5'2", beautiful angular cut face, legs like you wouldn't believe, dressed in black leggings and heels, stylish top, and had a classy sexiness about her. I came loaded for extras today, and I'd happily part with all of it just to see what lies underneath. She took my house fee 70 for an hour and got on her phone, started shouting in Chinese while I stood there. After about 2 min of this, I was like "everything ok?" "Oh yes," show me into the room to get comfy. Bit weird, but man, this is going to be good.

In the room, I start to get comfy, I hear bits of Chinese commotion in the hall. Halfway undressed, Nurse Butt Ugly pops in "ok, you ready?" Five foot zero, leggings and ratty t-shirt, beat up toothy face, that kind of "is she fat or pregnant?" gut. I'd rate her 1 and a half in looks. This is my therapist. Do I say something? Doesn't sound like I have a choice. Swell. I finish undressing and NBU comes back in.

Towel on, starts a vigorous rub through the towel. No stranger to AMP's I'm used to this, and know it usually continues for about 2 minutes, then it goes away and the oil rub starts. About 7 min in, I say "Uh, Oil?" Oh, you want oil? Finally towel goes way, and the oily part starts. All in all, pretty nice. She may not be much to look at, but the hands do their thing, and she's not shy about the buttock and nether regions. 10 min into this, her phone rings, and she picks up, leaves the room for a minute.

She comes back a minute later and resumes the rub, which goes down to the legs and butt sooner than it typically does. I get my legs rotated out and some leverage on the bed so she can get a better grip underneath. She gives the boys a good going over and continues the legs some more. The phone rings again. She picks up, puts it on speaker. Some jerk wants to come in. She says 40 min? Jerk says Ok, 30 min! Click. Great, now she's nervous. So sorry honey.

During all this, the place went from empty to hopping. I'm at about 20 min in, her rub is kind of all over the place. Usually there's a pacing to it, and it naturally transitions to the ol' tease and flip, but at this point the teasing has been pretty spread out, which I do kind of like if done well. Wendy was as champ at this. At maybe 35 min, still on my stomach, she starts the undercarriage teasing again, only more aggressively, and then eventually starts going for broke, milking table style, and doing the old "huff and puff" fake excitement. Oh, I guess the HE is starting. I let her go at it for a bit. She's working it pretty good, but in this position I could let her pump for another half hour before I decide to let them fly, so I turn over on my back, and she continues.

She asks if I want a little prostate action, so I say ok. Small fingers, no big deal. Then she does something which has led me to never let another AMP girl put the finger in again, which is to treat the back door like a vagina and start pumping in and out. It's up to a knuckle in, then a "come here" action. Not fun for an area that doesn't self lube. I immediately get her finger out and let her finish her job. HE was actually pretty good, all considered. It would have been great if she hadn't mashed her palm on the tip as I blew nuts. I look over at the clock, barely 42 min. Scalding hot towel on the junk, back still covered in oil from the first half. OK, done! "Uh, how much you tip?" Odd time to ask, but 40, toots. Ok, that made her happy. I guess she was feeling worried about 3 phone calls and shorting me by 15 min.

Probably not a typical experience, and I did walk-in.

[AsssManKramer]

I saw a few ads for new girls at several of the places in the Office Park in Fredericksburg. I never trust those ads, but thought I'd give them a shot since I was in the area. At the second location I was greeted by Coco. She was about 30 years old, 5' tall, very attractive and spoke English very well. Signed up for 30 minutes and enjoyed every second. She's petite with small A cups and has a tight little body. Everything seemed available, but her aunt flo just came to town so I'm not positive. I will be visiting again whenever possible.

Message I'd you'd like more details.

[JamesBlond007]

From my experiences there. The menu is much wider when 2 girls are there vs 1. Also, if they recognize you as being there a few times they are much more playful with you. Been a couple months since I came by. Not sure if I met Mia before.

Yeah, that's the impression I got. I'll def go back.

[TopGunz86]

Had to check this place out with all the buzz. Somewhat quiet area, nice big lot with a "For Lease" sign to part in front of, then the long perp walk up the gangplank. Anyway, inside was nice enough. 70 for the hour, drew Mia. Short, big rack, nice legs, long hair, face kind of a Philipina mix. I don't think there's a table shower. Hard, medium or soft? I opt for medium always, but she eventually settled into her comfort zone, which was on the hard side. Ok oil & shea butter massage, kind of like if a massage chair could get up and walk around. No teasing whatsoever.

Flipped over, and some teasing banter. No discussion about more options. I dropped some pretty heavy hints that I was ok for more, and I came in prepared, but just she kept going. We do more next time! (always next time, isn't it?) Ok. HE was fine, she needed a little coaching, mostly to slow down, but technique was alright. Busted, toweled, dressed, tipped 40, water, out. All told, a 47 min massage, partly because some jerk came in about 20 minutes in, and I think she was the only one there, so she didn't want a potential to walk out.

All in all, comparable to Thai Relaxation, just on the other side of town.

From my experiences there. The menu is much wider when 2 girls are there vs 1. Also, if they recognize you as being there a few times they are much more playful with you. Been a couple months since I came by. Not sure if I met Mia before.

[JamesBlond007]

Had to check this place out with all the buzz. Somewhat quiet area, nice big lot with a "For Lease" sign to part in front of, then the long perp walk up the gangplank. Anyway, inside was nice enough. 70 for the hour, drew Mia. Short, big rack, nice legs, long hair, face kind of a Philipina mix. I don't think there's a table shower. Hard, medium or soft? I opt for medium always, but she eventually settled into her comfort zone, which was on the hard side. Ok oil & shea butter massage, kind of like if a massage chair could get up and walk around. No teasing whatsoever.

Flipped over, and some teasing banter. No discussion about more options. I dropped some pretty heavy hints that I was ok for more, and I came in prepared, but just she kept going. We do more next time! (always next time, isn't it?) Ok. HE was fine, she needed a little coaching, mostly to slow down, but technique was alright. Busted, toweled, dressed, tipped 40, water, out. All told, a 47 min massage, partly because some jerk came in about 20 minutes in, and I think she was the only one there, so she didn't want a potential to walk out.

All in all, comparable to Thai Relaxation, just on the other side of town.

[WillyHost]

Stopped by Sukura on Friday around 6:30 guess that's when everyone else decided to drop in as someone eventually merged out to let me know I needed to return in 30 Min or so. Drove by tonight & there was a mini truck parked right in out front of Sakura, body behind the running vehicle, just sitting there. I toured around Goodwill for 10 min or so, truck with lights on was still there, Tad too Creepy for me.

[SddMack]

So, I'm passing thru the berg tomorrow morning. I've been to Sakura a while back twice and found it ok but YMMV. I am looking for a recommendation of what why'all consider the best place to go and who to ask for. Thanks. PM if you don't want to post.

I guess you already came thru. But the problem I find with this area is making sure you get the right masseuse more so than the place.

Sakura was awesome when Angela was there now I don't even bother going. Jenni out at Cloud 99 has some decent legs but not a great massage.

[BoatMan3]

So, I'm passing thru the berg tomorrow morning. I've been to Sakura a while back twice and found it ok but YMMV. I am looking for a recommendation of what why'all consider the best place to go and who to ask for. Thanks. PM if you don't want to post.

[JamesBlond007]

She beat your dick like it owed her money.

It was the weirdest combo of barely putting in effort to way too much of a bad thing.

[Grafenberg]

She refreshes her oil and proceeds to give probably the worst HE I've ever had in my many AMP visits. It's like she heard on the schoolyard that the way to a man's heart is to squeeze his junk as hard as you can, and more an intermittent pump than a stroke. No rhythm, no sensuality, no sense. Just not good. After one of the more painful releases I can remember, she hot towels me off. I get dressed, give her 40, water and out.

She beat your dick like it owed her money.

[JamesBlond007]

After a week or 2 of getting frozen out by SB's, I decided to get back to basics and hit AMP town. The only thing I know about the Tokyo Day Spa is that it got some bad reviews back in the day, and some mixed reviews before then. Girls from NY who were pretty, but high upsellers, crappy attitudes, etc. This board is all about blazing trails, and I was bored, and they do have a table shower, so on a "what the heck" I gave it a go.

As AMP's go, it's a little more exposed than I like, but no worse than some others. Walk in, smells like Asian food. Greeted by "Who Cares, All Business", tall-ish for an Asian, kind of thick in the middle, fake bubs, really skinny legs, face nothing to write home about. I don't mind, I'm just not overtipping to see anything more. Give her 60, get comfy for a mediocre TS. I'd rate TS I've had in the burg from best to worst: Sakura, Lili, Oriental, Sunrise, the place at 5 Mile Center, Rt 17, Tokyo, ThaiRelax. That done, back to the room.

Face down, fairly standard AMP School of Therapeutic Arts rub, not bad. Halfway through, gives the legs and glutes a nice going over, which I always like. No real teasing, more just familiarity with the inner cracks. Uses kind of a sticky oil, but nothing off-putting. Things were kind of looking up. Hot towel and flip. On the flip, she covers up the boys, who are unimpressed at this point, and asks whether I'd like her to work the arms or legs. I opt for legs. Nice, just like the back, only using a thinner oil. Having to be less coy than usual, I rather bluntly pull the towel aside, to which she questions, you want? YES please. She refreshes her oil and proceeds to give probably the worst HE I've ever had in my many AMP visits. It's like she heard on the schoolyard that the way to a man's heart is to squeeze his junk as hard as you can, and more an intermittent pump than a stroke. No rhythm, no sensuality, no sense. Just not good. After one of the more painful releases I can remember, she hot towels me off. I get dressed, give her 40, water and out.

There was another therapist there, but too many better places not far away, so I'm not taking any more chances.

[Mojorizn1]

Anyone tried the AMP in town recently? Last time I went it was just a rub and tug. Any improvements?

Nope. Did a lot of up selling when I went.

[Thays]

Anyone tried the AMP in town recently? Last time I went it was just a rub and tug. Any improvements?

[RobGooble1]

So, went behind BK. Before I went there I texted a formality more or less. BBBJ cim, 69 nuru, oil body to body, mutual shower, 1 hr. Massage. Well, not quite. I got Kiki, nice mini skirt, red thong. She starts with the table shower. Told her what was expected. Didn't happen. So in the room, nice touch, I asked for gentle. She did the typical with roaming. Flip. Wouldn't allow datty, but good with BBBJ. It was kinda. 69 she kept panties on, didn't smell all that amazing mind you. No nuru body to body with oil I requested. I guess I go in these things with the expectations of a porn film starring Asa Akira, but that is far from what happened. Her teeth kinda hurt, small mouth. Afterwards. This is where it got strange, she layed next to me on the table, arm and leg drapping over me while kissing my neck. Her breathing then slows and she passes out. If I wanted to cuddle I'd have a gf. So yeah that through me off guard. For 15 minutes. Anyways, total damage was 200 not worth it, I got to stop going to those things.

I went by there one, got the same treatment, but with a rather large girl, and no cuddling (thank god). Unless there is a better option there, I won't go back. I asked for the same as you. False advertisement. I like Pratt much better.

[BillGibson2306]

Dreamt of a short, attractive for an AMO woman. Black tank top, no bra, Jean skirt and light pink lacy thong.

Hour massage, Fantastic massage, lots of teasing.

BBBJCIM. 80. And free to roam as I wanted.

Finished with great legs, chest, arms, foot and nice head massage.