Massage Parlor Reports

[OleDog]

Good post, Rodger. Huhhh, how old are you anyway, LOL. ?

[Roger1286]

After reading Happy Guy's report, and like him, I find that the location near an intersection of 2 major rural highways can easily put this place enroute when I am points east or west. So I decided to try it midday last week. The place has a smaller footprint than many and the first room which I was in was quite close to the front door. I got a gal with acceptable looks and body and likely in her 30's and I paid for an hour. When I laid down on the table I took notice of a new paper towel with the split between sections over the center of the head hole and there was a new paper sheet that was spread across the rest of the table. My hearing is challenged enough these days of my aging life so I do not have a clue what she said her name was and with masks and whispering there was no sense of trying to make much conversation. Truth be told I was prepared for an expanded menu and when her massage skills were poor, I jettisoned the pretense, sat up and started to sign and body language what I was hoping would be on the menu. It quickly became clear she wanted an Uncle Ben for anything, the negotiations started she went over and got my pants from the hook. I took them and rehooked them and we hashed out that I would pay 60 for above and below access, bras up / panties down was mimed with body language. She insists on 100, I go to my jacket and pull out a condom and said 100 is for this. This back and forth put both of us in a sour mood and looking back I should have left. But I was there and with my once a month opportunity for mongering and no possibility with the holidays for another chance until mid January I stayed. Finally we agree on 80 with neither one of us feeling good about that. And while she did comply with her end of the deal, sorta, she glued her thighs together making FIV a concept and not a reality. In spite of all of this, my month's worth of horniness won out and when she was done with the HJ-HE, she asks me how old I am. So I told her. She seemed angry and wanted to argue, shaking her head No. I insist that I am what I am and her mouth drops open and her mask almost falls off as she wasn't angry, she was stunned. Now her English improves somewhat as she looks again at my still erect mast and strokes it saying: You stronger and bigger than 30's and 40's! At least that is what I thought she said making that the highlight of my time there. 80 bucks to get my ego stroked.

So after that I suggest that she restart the massage with some foot massage, which after a few minutes I find that my socks are back on and she was starting to get me dressed, whether I wanted to or not. This was at the 35 minute mark of my hour. It didn't matter, at that point I was ready to cut my loss of time and get the hell out of there. When I am at the stage of buttoning my shirt, she goes over to the table and takes the paper towel off the head spot and then the paper sheet which she carefully folds up and refolds and refolds and when it gets to be about 12" by 12" she walks over the the half dresser type piece of furniture opens the top drawer and puts it back in there for future use. Frankly this last piece of information is the real reason I am posting about this place. I couldn't believe it Their profit model is down to saving the freaking paper sheets for reuse.

I wish I had visited Fredericksburg instead as I find there are many much more enjoyable places there.

[Happy Guy 2]

888 is closed, sign is down as of yesterday.

Thank you,

HG2.

[YahooWahoo]

I see 888 moved to Ruckersville. ?

But I still see listings at their old address. Or is that closed?

Maybe both are open but 888 phone person took the phone number to Ruckersville?

Please shine light on if old place is still in business.

Thanks,

HG2.

888 is closed, sign is down as of yesterday.

[BigJWood]

Took one for the team and visited Tulip yesterday. It's close to my job so I've been curious about it.

Walked in, greeted by provider. Had to wait about 15 minutes.

She was older and not super attractive, but not too bad. 1 hr was $70, $50 for hh so I took the full.

The massage was excellent. One of the better ones I've had at an AMP. A little teasing pre flip. After the flip it was standard no matter how hard I tried for more. OTC, didn't push UTC. $40 tip.

Overall it was fine, nothing to write home about.

[Happy Guy 2]

I see 888 moved to Ruckersville. ?

But I still see listings at their old address. Or is that closed?

Maybe both are open but 888 phone person took the phone number to Ruckersville?

Please shine light on if old place is still in business.

Thanks,

HG2.

[BeyondLevale]

Anyone have any insight on Tulip in Fishersville? Thinking of finally getting around to checking it out.

Had some varied experiences, always with a solid finish, but depending on the person, has involved UTC above and below, and some backdoor play. Really depends on who you get, don't know the names TBH. Hope that helps!

[CoupleOfInches]

Anyone have any insight on Tulip in Fishersville? Thinking of finally getting around to checking it out.

Go for it and be sure to report back. That way you will earn your strips.

COI.

[Hkfn91]

Anyone have any insight on Tulip in Fishersville? Thinking of finally getting around to checking it out.

[Hornytoad1]

Anybody have a recent report on either one?

I've been to are and m and everything been great.

[OnlyAOne]

Was a good time massage wasn't great but afterwards was fun. Will repeat. Got some time with "li li". She was attentive.

[Happy Guy 2]

Called and made appointment at 888. Not really sure it is 888, but definitely the same phone.

Got directed to Ruttersville location. Really had to find. Behind the Wendy's in the same building as Pappa Johns Pizza. Perfect. On my way to and. VA.

There were 2 providers there and I ended up with petite young looking nice cute gal, Yuyu.

The other was taller and a big chest and a little pushy. Because of a timing issue I think I was supposed to end up with her.

But the cute little one with a nice shape and nice B cups suited me fine and bigger one was busy. I really lucked out.

Actually she was absolutely adorable to me. We went in room and she collected 60 for the hour. I could not stop admiring her and she asked if I wanted to lay down for massage. I said no, let's cuddle and play. Bottom line, no massage, but I did give her a massage which she loved. We ended up a wonderful playful session and I was very happy! FS is not on the menu but we really connected and both had a good time. She looked in her 20's but she said (with fingures. Poor English) that she was 32.

Would I repeat? I did 2 days later, and pretty much the same, but with no ice to break. Just a wonderful loving happy time. Nice dream.

Apparently she is there from NY for 2 months. Apparently they rotate them in from Flushing NY, the center of China imports.

I thought about the other gal there for variety, but no where as attractive or sexy and she smelled of body odor like she came back from the gym. Ugh.

Yuyu (Uu) explained that if I wanted to see her, no need to call, just come in and ask specifically for her. Beter that way. I got the feeling as the new girl, she was at the bottom of the totem pole for getting client appointments and for walk ins. Little strange. Actually it was easier if I did no call the remote Boss Lady, but just came in. This is why I gave specific directions at the beginning. The place is obvious when you are at Pappa Johns but nothing said 888. Just non descript Massages sign and lit open sign.

I don't think FS is on the table and I don't push it. My preference is a really happy sharing time with a beautiful girl and a good connection which we had. How often do you get to play with a beautiful responsive body? I do tip nice because I don't have time to waste playing games. I gave her 100 coming in and she saw I had another 50 under my keys, which she gladly earned for exceptional caring service. Total 150 for the hour and no money discussions.

Be nice and respectful and hopefully it will pay dividends. Ask for her specifically, if it sounds like your thing. Since I was just passing through town on Friday and back on Sunday I am happy to help you and her out because I am more than 2 hours away and can't partake often. If I could, I would be hesitant to tell you all. LOL. I am jealous of you local gentlemen!

Play safe and be very nice to the ladies.

Happy Guy 2.

[Roger1286]

Main plans fell through, so figured I'd go have a dream about Berkmar. Got there late afternoon. Easy parking, but the entrance faces a relatively busy street, which is a little uncomfortable. I was met at the door by "Vuvu", asked for hh, gave a house fee of. 5. Vuvu was about mid 30's, kinda frumpy, small tits, literally zero ass, and kinda sweaty / dirty looking. Oh well.

First thing I noticed about the room was that it smelled. Off. Like old vomit. But it must've been localised in the corner of the room because I couldn't smell it from the table. Vuvu comes back, does an OK medium massage with light teasing, then pretty much gets to business right after the flip. Everything was super oily, but felt ok. I wasn't expecting much, but 5 minutes in said screw it and asked for CBJ. She said yes, asked for a $ upfront. I knew this was a ripoff but little head was in charge at that point. Then, I swear to god, she pulls out some saran wrap and wraps my dick up with it. I couldn't believe it, I had to physically stop myself from laughing. She got on with it, and it was absolutely terrible. Maybe got an inch of it in her mouth, and it was still super toothy. I tried to go along with it and enjoy it but I just couldn't. Ended up going soft, and she started complaining about the time left. I just told her to use her hand to finish me off. Overall, pretty disappointing. Will probably not come back.

Also, whatever massage oil they use is fucking Exxon Valdez grade. I've taken two showers since, and it still won't fully come off.

I feel for you as I have had it happen to me. I get so excited about getting a BJ at an AMP and then so disappointed about how bad it was. I have had the worst BJs at AMPs. Most of them are just not very good at it and have absolutely no idea how to do a good one. I am thinking that an enterprising street gal who has perfected the art of BJ, should start a consulting business. Travel around to the myriad of AMPs and sell her instructional tips for a fee. She could make a fortune with the number of AMPs out there and the number of gals that don't have a clue. However, I don't think it would work since they can get a ton of money selling bad BJs, why even bother taking the time to learn how to give a good one.

[Member #6575]

Main plans fell through, so figured I'd go have a dream about Berkmar. Got there late afternoon. Easy parking, but the entrance faces a relatively busy street, which is a little uncomfortable. I was met at the door by "Vuvu", asked for hh, gave a house fee of. 5. Vuvu was about mid 30's, kinda frumpy, small tits, literally zero ass, and kinda sweaty / dirty looking. Oh well.

First thing I noticed about the room was that it smelled. Off. Like old vomit. But it must've been localised in the corner of the room because I couldn't smell it from the table. Vuvu comes back, does an OK medium massage with light teasing, then pretty much gets to business right after the flip. Everything was super oily, but felt ok. I wasn't expecting much, but 5 minutes in said screw it and asked for CBJ. She said yes, asked for a $ upfront. I knew this was a ripoff but little head was in charge at that point. Then, I swear to god, she pulls out some saran wrap and wraps my dick up with it. I couldn't believe it, I had to physically stop myself from laughing. She got on with it, and it was absolutely terrible. Maybe got an inch of it in her mouth, and it was still super toothy. I tried to go along with it and enjoy it but I just couldn't. Ended up going soft, and she started complaining about the time left. I just told her to use her hand to finish me off. Overall, pretty disappointing. Will probably not come back.

Also, whatever massage oil they use is fucking Exxon Valdez grade. I've taken two showers since, and it still won't fully come off.

Still laughing LOL I always do a TS first -- it sets them apart from the rest -- and even with HH it is all the time needed. You did not get the nicer girl for sure -- I think I know who you mean and I have said no and walked!

As far as the oil -- I also noticed it really did not come off that easily -- and that was just the happy ending oil LOL.

[DomeHome]

Main plans fell through, so figured I'd go have a dream about Berkmar. Got there late afternoon. Easy parking, but the entrance faces a relatively busy street, which is a little uncomfortable. I was met at the door by "Vuvu", asked for hh, gave a house fee of. 5. Vuvu was about mid 30's, kinda frumpy, small tits, literally zero ass, and kinda sweaty / dirty looking. Oh well.

First thing I noticed about the room was that it smelled. Off. Like old vomit. But it must've been localised in the corner of the room because I couldn't smell it from the table. Vuvu comes back, does an OK medium massage with light teasing, then pretty much gets to business right after the flip. Everything was super oily, but felt ok. I wasn't expecting much, but 5 minutes in said screw it and asked for CBJ. She said yes, asked for a $ upfront. I knew this was a ripoff but little head was in charge at that point. Then, I swear to god, she pulls out some saran wrap and wraps my dick up with it. I couldn't believe it, I had to physically stop myself from laughing. She got on with it, and it was absolutely terrible. Maybe got an inch of it in her mouth, and it was still super toothy. I tried to go along with it and enjoy it but I just couldn't. Ended up going soft, and she started complaining about the time left. I just told her to use her hand to finish me off. Overall, pretty disappointing. Will probably not come back.

Also, whatever massage oil they use is fucking Exxon Valdez grade. I've taken two showers since, and it still won't fully come off.