USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

[DiverJames]

Does any of you fine gentlemen have any information on this little hot commodity?

https://knoxville.skipthegames.com/f...e/189236604279

Dj

[MilfMan865]

• Directory Assistance during technical difficulty periods
  ~URL: https://theclassifieds.nl/Adlist.aspx?locationID=5114
  ~Purpose: provide a quick contact lookup when referencing the ad is not readily available
  ~Motivation: been receiving numerous questions about a provider's contact information in lieu of an ad; this list may be useless, so please ignore it if necessary

How to read the directory (example):

Providers name followed by phone information then email contact.

~Ryn _ 865-555-1234 _ Ryn AT MermaidsDoItBetter DOT official.

The provider's name is Ryn, her phone number is 865-555-1234 and her email address is Ryn AT MermaidsDoItBetter DOT official.

Each entry is preceded by "~". Any entries with "_ _" indicate that no data is available for the column.

• HEADING: Provider _ Phone _ Email _
  Provider _ Phone _ Email _
  ~Amber-JordanBoo9449/DJordan95 _ 865-448-4609 _ _
  ~Amber-MB Amber/AmberSA/Hope1986 _ 8658302314 _ _
  ~Ambersaysyes _ 8653170612 _ _
  ~Anna-LittleOrphanAnna _ (865)309-5410 _ _
  ~Ashanti Rose _ 404-618-0396 _ ashanti.rose.gfe@gmail.com _
  ~Ashlyn Charm _ 501-301-0937 _ ashlyncharm@gmail.com _
  ~BlackBarbie _ 865-347-1465 _ _
  ~Blakely _ 865-223-2554 _ _
  ~Brii-Bforyou/Brii4u (outcall only) _ 865-347-1335 _ _
  ~CandyCurves _ _ CandysCurves@protonmail.com _
  ~Cherry (AlliesWorld) _ (281) 219-8216 _ _
  ~Dani-Danigirl007 (outcall only) _ (865) 248-0538 _ _
  ~Dylann _ 8659999113 _ _
  ~FunAndKinky (Sarah) _ 865-248-0184 _ _
  ~Ginger _ 18652984334 _ _
  ~JessCallMe/JazzieJane/BendiBek _ 865-888-3364 _ _
  ~Katarina-Katpower1 _ 865-888-8771 _ _
  ~KelseyKel-KelseyKel1 _ 865-245-0828 _ originalkelseykel@protonmail.com _
  ~Kerii _ 678-690-9995 _ _
  ~LadyMonica-LMonica _ 207-313-3759 _ ladymonica1234567@gmail.com _
  ~LovelyLadi-BlackBeauty _ 4049080299 _ _
  ~LovelyLynda _ 423-381-4894 _ _
  ~LoveToPlease _ 8652371879 _ _
  ~Lunamae-Lunamae1221 _ 865-401-8363 _ _
  ~Lydia-LovelyLydia (outcall only) _ 8653612857 _ _
  ~Marie/IceCream-Mssweetknox-AnnaMay _ 8657457393 _ _
  ~Melissa-Imthatbitch/111melissa111 _ 865-412-0852 _ _
  ~Mercedes (MustangRanch claim) _ 571-323-9327 _ _
  ~MissChris _ 865-307-3816 _ _
  ~MissTorii-Misstoriiknoxville _ 865-202-4581 _ toriiblack@protonmail.com _
  ~Phoenix (20 year old redhead) _ 856-409-3317 _ _
  ~Sarina (Egyptian) _ 865-314-5522 _ _
  ~Sensual Jessica (body rubs) _ (865) 320-5086 _ _
  ~Sierra-Sierraxoxo _ 865-745-5759 _ sierra.xoxo.tenn@gmail.com _
  ~Snow-CurvySnow/SnowVixen94 _ 865-387-5387 _ snow.doe01@gmail.com _
  ~Spicegirl-Spice77 _ 865-234-1107 _ _
  ~Tammy _ 773-280-7984 _ _
  ~Tara-TaraTrenton _ 865-217-6906 _ _
  ~TaylorMade _ 14239121134 _ _
  ~Valerie-Valerie36DD (traveling) _ 954-970-8912 _ gorgeousvalerie@protonmail.com _
  ~Whitney (body rubs) _ (865) 454-1834 _ _
  ~YoursIfYouLike _ 8652340693 _ _

No plans to provide an update to this list as it's simply a data dump from previous ads associated with the providers. The information may not be current as of the time of this listing, The Classifieds site is experiencing technical difficulties (no links to the original ads available), and any name listed is not meant to convey an endorsement of the provider. This is merely a listing for your convenience and entertainment purposes only.

Press pay for play every day,.

Milfman.

[PickHerUp]

• Review information for: The Classifieds - FunandKinky (FunandKinky69)
  ~Provider's Ad Website: not applicable as The Classifieds site is down as of the time of this report (see attached ad from an archive)
  ~Visit Date: mid-May 2020

Details of the dream (some play-by-play within reason, no graphic details): I had my playtime lineup scheduled, but one of the providers was on-call and got called into work; the sole backup that I had in case she was unavailable was actually on my schedule for the following day. I reached out to quite a few pro providers as a fail safe, actually didn't hear back from most until the following day, but FunandKinky responded with an available time that worked for me. I had requested an outcall since I hadn't seen her before, but she wasn't available for my outcall request. I took the time to lay out the sources of my apprehension and she addressed each one honestly and succinctly. I acquiesced after clearing up the concerns and she assured me that most of the negative information was from when she operated out of a trailer a while back. I was willing to give her a chance as she able to accommodate my short notice due to a cancellation. FunandKinky confirmed the time and gave me the address of a business in proximity to her incall; after I arrived at the nearby business, she provided the address for the rest of the way. I arrived at her residence in east Knoxville and was greeted at the door by a sexy-bodied freshly showered FunandKindy in a sports bra and Daisy Dukes. She led me to the bedroom and we talked about actually chatting on SA years ago, but never meeting up back then (she doesn't fit the mold for gals who would find success on SA); she turned pro shortly after joining SA. I requested a brief photo session and she agreed for some discreet pics. Her ad mentioned MSOG for the hour session with a massage during intermission. I noted that I wanted what she described in her and she delivered in grand fashion. A superior BBBJ experience with unparalleled enthusiasm.

I don't recall ever reading a review quite like this one. Even from Milfman. I used to see Sarah once a week. She was great and reasonable, and, not in West Knox. I live in Newport and distance matters. Anyway, from Milfs photos she's lost a ton of weight. Quite amazing actually. She may be worth a revisit. If I ever write a review on her, it won't be like this one for sure. That bar will never be reached by me. 😆.

[JimTom31]

Agreed. STG is nothing but an exercise in exasperation anymore.

Me too I figured the exact opposite I figured they would be so thick you couldn't stir them with a stick.

[Turdlet]

Has anybody heard from or visited Tori, Sabrina or Kelsi lately? I have tried contacting all three and nothing!

This evening 6 pm-8 pm. I see her just about every week (that she's actually available). Torii did say that next week she was going back to normal hours and will be available more. I do not believe she has her work phone. I have been talking to Torii on one of her personal phones. Try emailing her.

Sabrina has went UTR from my understanding.

Kelseykel1 is around I believe. I'm almost certain she has a ad up. Try contacting her again best advice I have.

Turd.

[RoadRunner12]

Has anybody heard from or visited Tori, Sabrina or Kelsi lately? I have tried contacting all three and nothing!

[PierceMan]

What in the actual fuck is this lololol.

Indeed, what in the actual fuck were you doing here?

A2

[MilfMan865]

• Review information for: The Classifieds - FunandKinky (FunandKinky69)
  ~Provider's Ad Website: not applicable as The Classifieds site is down as of the time of this report (see attached ad from an archive)
  ~Visit Date: mid-May 2020

Details of the dream (some play-by-play within reason, no graphic details): I had my playtime lineup scheduled, but one of the providers was on-call and got called into work; the sole backup that I had in case she was unavailable was actually on my schedule for the following day. I reached out to quite a few pro providers as a fail safe, actually didn't hear back from most until the following day, but FunandKinky responded with an available time that worked for me. I had requested an outcall since I hadn't seen her before, but she wasn't available for my outcall request. I took the time to lay out the sources of my apprehension and she addressed each one honestly and succinctly. I acquiesced after clearing up the concerns and she assured me that most of the negative information was from when she operated out of a trailer a while back. I was willing to give her a chance as she able to accommodate my short notice due to a cancellation. FunandKinky confirmed the time and gave me the address of a business in proximity to her incall; after I arrived at the nearby business, she provided the address for the rest of the way. I arrived at her residence in east Knoxville and was greeted at the door by a sexy-bodied freshly showered FunandKindy in a sports bra and Daisy Dukes. She led me to the bedroom and we talked about actually chatting on SA years ago, but never meeting up back then (she doesn't fit the mold for gals who would find success on SA); she turned pro shortly after joining SA. I requested a brief photo session and she agreed for some discreet pics. Her ad mentioned MSOG for the hour session with a massage during intermission. I noted that I wanted what she described in her and she delivered in grand fashion. A superior BBBJ experience with unparalleled enthusiasm.

Recommended/worthy of repeat visit? (yes,no | why?,why not?): Yes; she took care of my needs as agreed. She was reliable, presented a laid-back setting, aims to please, a bonafide Southern woman, and it's evident that she loves what she does.

• Scorecard for FunandKinky
  (weight per category noted, scores in quarter increments are applicable)
  ~Overall appearance (25%) (1.0-I was really scared,2.0-fugly,3.0-Homely,4.0-OK if you're drunk,5.0-Plain,6.0-Nice,7.0-Attractive,8.0-Really Hot,9.0-Model Material,10.0-One in a million):6.00. I must retract a previous assessment of "Fugly" based on pictures that she shared on SA. After seeing her in person, I believe that she is a victim of The Cheerleader Effect. Her body is boomin' (a rare spinner in her 40s), almost like someone Photoshopped her head on that fine frame. Actually, if you compare her face to other women in their 40s (instead of comparing her to women in their 20's or early 30s, like her body would suggest), she's quite cute (with alluring eyes). Her pics are accurate.
  ~Overall performance (55%) (1.0-Should have stayed home,2.0-Should have stayed home,3.0-Barely worth the effort,4.0-She just laid there,5.0-Average,6.0-Nice time,
  7.0-Hot Time,8.0-Went the extra mile,9.0-Forgot it was a service,10.0-One in a lifetime):7.50. The BBBJ is top notch.
  ~Overall communication (10%) (1.0 or 2.0-inadequate/crickets,3.0 or 4.0-fair/long lapses,5.0 or 6.0-average/adequate,7.0 or 8.0-good/superb flow,9.0 or 10.0-excellent/superior):8.50. Every text was directly related to the visit, nothing extra, no long lapses. It has been mentioned before that she talks a lot .,., a lot ..,., I mean a helluva lot. However, if you take the time to listen to what she's saying, you can have some deep and intriguing conversations. It may be her rapid-fire cadence that throws dudes off a bit, but I appreciated the opportunity to converse with someone who wasn't born in the mid-to-late 1990s.
  ~Overall attitude (5%) (1.0 or 2.0-inadequate/bitchy,3.0 or 4.0-fair,5.0 or 6.0-adequate/friendly enough,7.0 or 8.0-good,9.0 or 10.0-excellent/sweetheart):8.50. Enthusiastically approached her craft and sought feedback throughout the session.
  ~Overall atmosphere (5%) (1.0 or 2.0-inadequate,3.0 or 4.0-fair,5.0 or 6.0-adequate,7.0 or 8.0-good,9.0 or 10.0-excellent):6.00. She provided a safe incall, the street wasn't busy, no interlopers, and no outside interference.
  ~OVERALL WEIGHTED RATING (Scale 1.00-10.00): 7.20/10.00

This represents a review of an established provider using a condensed review format (a short description of any changes and associated scorecard); please refer to others' reviews for aspects that aren't covered here. Pics posted with permission, numerous pics were taken during the session (see any pics with the provider's name on them).

Seniors (with verifiable hobbying experience) and Trusted (if we have exchanged information, regardless of status) may contact me directly for clarification on anything included in this report. As always, YMMV.

Press pay for play every day,.

Milfman.

(for what it's worth (likely nothing) .,., any actions that took place within the contracted timeframe were a matter of mutual choice between consenting adults. Any scenarios, fantasy or otherwise, contained in this review are purely that. Don't send me PMs about it)

[Bronsonator]

Hey why'all, I just moved here from the west coast. I'm not a prolific or even a current or regular contributor, but I have many post and info contributions in my past locale, OC, CA. You can search my handle for legitimateness. Hope to glean a little working knowledge of the scene here from you longer-term mongers.

[PaperMaker]

Is Whitney still seeing people during this virus. The last time I saw her was in late January. I haven't seen anyone since I saw Sassy which I think was around Mid Feb. I'm getting that certain itch that needs to be scratched. I've seen Whitney several times and she is one of the few I would feel comfortable with right now.

[AT1976]

Finally got to see Candy again. Had an amazing time. Loads of fun to be around. Will have to see her again soon.

[JiminyLickIt]

Yes, Luna=Astrid.

I think Jesus is trying to stop the fun. Within a week or so of the classifieds site going down, STG is getting spammed so bad that there aren't 10 real ads a day to look at (not counting the 14 that Anna may puts up). I thought the exact opposite would happen with the shutdown.

Agreed. STG is nothing but an exercise in exasperation anymore.

[CrazyEddie]

Yes, Luna=Astrid.

I think Jesus is trying to stop the fun. Within a week or so of the classifieds site going down, STG is getting spammed so bad that there aren't 10 real ads a day to look at (not counting the 14 that Anna may puts up). I thought the exact opposite would happen with the shutdown.

[Otr1975]

Yep, that's Luna that was advertising on the sister site.

Did she used to go by Astrid 2-3 yrs ago?

[Turdlet]

An old friend let me know she would take a few outcalls. Vera is here for a limited time, and you can contact her via text. If you don't know who Vera is. I just don't know what to say to that

when I hooked up with Vera Vixxen last fall my dick wouldn't even work. She had a funky smell, bad BO, screwed up matted to hell wig! So bad I mean damn looked like a rats nest! Jacked up face, teeth, I think she is on meth, that's why she's always picking. Scars every where.

Also man total let down hottie with a body. She's a thief. I'm not the only monger about Has screwed over. She has her name all messed up definitely not a hottie decent body nothing to write home about.

Guys listen if you really want to treat yourself.

Torii.

Candy Curves.

And.

Kelseykel1.

All three classy, educated, beautiful, dependable, wonderful, professional, clean, have nice Incalls and who ever you chose I promise you will not regret your decision.

(Spend your coin wisely).

Turd.