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[Niterider450]

Yep, that is Spice, and those pix are accurate (if anything, the pix don't reflect how genuinely attractive she is).

Bandit.

Very True Bandit.

Spice is way hotter in person; she has become my exclusive provider.

[Kimi007]

Yep, that is Spice, and those pix are accurate (if anything, the pix don't reflect how genuinely attractive she is).

Bandit.

Thanks for your reply, sir.

[Bandit Rex]

Is this (https://knoxville.skipthegames.com/f...n/182174705379) the Spice you are talking about?

Yep, that is Spice, and those pix are accurate (if anything, the pix don't reflect how genuinely attractive she is).

Bandit.

[Kimi007]

I've always enjoyed Spice, but this new location is so far out, its tough. But, you are correct she will attack you as soon as you walk in. You leave with your head spinning. Hahahahaha I have never done doubles, afraid, very afraid. In a good way. HAHAHAHA She wears me out, a double, can you say 911. HAHAHA.

Is this (https://knoxville.skipthegames.com/f...n/182174705379) the Spice you are talking about?

[VolBoater]

Several of you have said some very complimentary things about me over the last few days, thank you very much.

Now I'm going to let a little air out of my own balloon and give Spice & her Gal Pal a huge, well-deserved compliment in the process. I had a nightmare on Tuesday night that, at least for about an hour, they turned into a dream.



Bandit.

I've always enjoyed Spice, but this new location is so far out, its tough. But, you are correct she will attack you as soon as you walk in. You leave with your head spinning. Hahahahaha I have never done doubles, afraid, very afraid. In a good way. HAHAHAHA She wears me out, a double, can you say 911. HAHAHA.

[KnoxDebauchee]

Several of you have said some very complimentary things about me over the last few days, thank you very much.

Now I'm going to let a little air out of my own balloon and give Spice & her Gal Pal a huge, well-deserved compliment in the process. I had a nightmare on Tuesday night that, at least for about an hour, they turned into a dream.

I hadn't seen Spice in a few weeks (because her location is not the Taj Mahal and, further, it's about 10 miles outside Maryville to the west, so it's a significant time investment for me). But, all of the rough edges aside, I really, truly like Spice (both alone and with her gal pal), she is kind, sweet, eager-to-please and passionate (if you are interested in details you can see one of my other two, very in-depth, Spicy menu discussions below).

So, when she reached out to me while I was traveling on business last week, with a very sweet but sexy-as-hell text, she hooked me! And, five days in advance, we set up a time for Tuesday night (for her and her gal pal).

Even though we were talking about a "reservation" made days in advance, Spice, as always, handled the details and the communication with clear, consistent, dependable aplomb (even going so far as having gone out and purchased and then heated my favorite oil).

But, as I was leaving to head her direction, I began to feel a little "funky", and not in a good way. By the time I got to Maryville I had already pulled over and thrown up twice (it turned out to be a nasty little about of food poisoning). But this young lady and her friend had handled this entire engagement, across five days, in such a sweet and professional manner that I just couldn't bail on them (and cheat them out of a double-donation that they had been counting on). So, since I was only about 10 minutes away, I decided to press on to her place, give them their donation, leave and allow Karma to make it up to me at some point in the future.

I literally stumbled up her steps, looking so death-warmed-over that her dog didn't even jump up to inspect me, he just lifted his head and looked at me like "Dude, get your shit together" and promptly ignored me.

Since Spice will normally swarm you with kisses, I was quick to say "don't kiss me, I've been throwing up"; I promptly handed her the donation and said "donation. Can't stay. Too sick" and (even though she already had the entire double-donation in-hand) she refused to let me leave, "you don't look good, you need to lay down, at least for a few minutes". She was right, I did need to lay down for a few minutes; so, I literally fell on her bed, face down, fully clothed and barely conscious.

Then, over the course of the next hour and 15 minutes these two young ladies just took care of me. I could barely lift a hand and somehow I was undressed, cuddled, massaged (with my favorite heated oil no less) and then serviced in a multitude of Spicy ways (well, at least any that could be done with me just rolling here or rolling there and them, wisely, staying a full 12" away from my face) and I kid you not, they not only got little' Jim up and at 'them for almost an entire hour but they also managed to pull an orgasm out of him. The euphoria of what had just happened made me feel much better for about 35 minutes, almost enough time to get home (unfortunately I was, once again, puking my brains out by the time I got back into my own neighborhood).

I may have lost 7 pounds in less than 4 hours, but I simultaneously had a 3-sum by God! (But it was all Spice and her gal pal, because I was just dead weight!

I have pretty good skills and I pride myself on bringing the BFE to my favorite, regular ladies; but I can't even remember what I did that night. I clearly remember what was done to me (thank you again ladies! But I can't remember anything I did (accept paw a little here and paw a little there), so the best I could have been was 200 lbs. Of ham-handed dead-weight and they still went the extra mile for me. So, while Spice may be a simple country girl, a simple country girl should not be underestimated! I think it goes without saying, I will repeat, many more times!

P.S. Whoever Spice's old Gal Pal may have been, her current gal pal (who've I've now seen twice, with Spice) is both young and shapely and abounding with mad-fresh, just won't quit, head-skills (and a brand-new fellatio-inspired piercing in her tongue). They may be country girls, but, when you were young, did you ever dream of being one of the Dukes of Hazzard in a porno 3-sum? Well, these young ladies can help you live that fantasy out.

PPS: If Spice isn't advertising at any given time just PM me and I can give you her contact information. I owe her that!

East Bound & Down.

Bandit.

Good story. How does her current gal pal look? Like weight and hair type?

[Mundane]

Several of you have said some very complimentary things about me over the last few days, thank you very much.

Now I'm going to let a little air out of my own balloon and give Spice & her Gal Pal a huge, well-deserved compliment in the process. I had a nightmare on Tuesday night that, at least for about an hour, they turned into a dream.

I hadn't seen Spice in a few weeks (because her location is not the Taj Mahal and, further, it's about 10 miles outside Maryville to the west, so it's a significant time investment for me). But, all of the rough edges aside, I really, truly like Spice (both alone and with her gal pal), she is kind, sweet, eager-to-please and passionate (if you are interested in details you can see one of my other two, very in-depth, Spicy menu discussions below).

So, when she reached out to me while I was traveling on business last week, with a very sweet but sexy-as-hell text, she hooked me! And, five days in advance, we set up a time for Tuesday night (for her and her gal pal).

Even though we were talking about a "reservation" made days in advance, Spice, as always, handled the details and the communication with clear, consistent, dependable aplomb (even going so far as having gone out and purchased and then heated my favorite oil).

But, as I was leaving to head her direction, I began to feel a little "funky", and not in a good way. By the time I got to Maryville I had already pulled over and thrown up twice (it turned out to be a nasty little about of food poisoning). But this young lady and her friend had handled this entire engagement, across five days, in such a sweet and professional manner that I just couldn't bail on them (and cheat them out of a double-donation that they had been counting on). So, since I was only about 10 minutes away, I decided to press on to her place, give them their donation, leave and allow Karma to make it up to me at some point in the future.

I literally stumbled up her steps, looking so death-warmed-over that her dog didn't even jump up to inspect me, he just lifted his head and looked at me like "Dude, get your shit together" and promptly ignored me.

Since Spice will normally swarm you with kisses, I was quick to say "don't kiss me, I've been throwing up"; I promptly handed her the donation and said "donation. Can't stay. Too sick" and (even though she already had the entire double-donation in-hand) she refused to let me leave, "you don't look good, you need to lay down, at least for a few minutes". She was right, I did need to lay down for a few minutes; so, I literally fell on her bed, face down, fully clothed and barely conscious.

Then, over the course of the next hour and 15 minutes these two young ladies just took care of me. I could barely lift a hand and somehow I was undressed, cuddled, massaged (with my favorite heated oil no less) and then serviced in a multitude of Spicy ways (well, at least any that could be done with me just rolling here or rolling there and them, wisely, staying a full 12" away from my face) and I kid you not, they not only got little' Jim up and at 'them for almost an entire hour but they also managed to pull an orgasm out of him. The euphoria of what had just happened made me feel much better for about 35 minutes, almost enough time to get home (unfortunately I was, once again, puking my brains out by the time I got back into my own neighborhood).

I may have lost 7 pounds in less than 4 hours, but I simultaneously had a 3-sum by God! (But it was all Spice and her gal pal, because I was just dead weight!

I have pretty good skills and I pride myself on bringing the BFE to my favorite, regular ladies; but I can't even remember what I did that night. I clearly remember what was done to me (thank you again ladies! But I can't remember anything I did (accept paw a little here and paw a little there), so the best I could have been was 200 lbs. Of ham-handed dead-weight and they still went the extra mile for me. So, while Spice may be a simple country girl, a simple country girl should not be underestimated! I think it goes without saying, I will repeat, many more times!

P.S. Whoever Spice's old Gal Pal may have been, her current gal pal (who've I've now seen twice, with Spice) is both young and shapely and abounding with mad-fresh, just won't quit, head-skills (and a brand-new fellatio-inspired piercing in her tongue). They may be country girls, but, when you were young, did you ever dream of being one of the Dukes of Hazzard in a porno 3-sum? Well, these young ladies can help you live that fantasy out.

PPS: If Spice isn't advertising at any given time just PM me and I can give you her contact information. I owe her that!

East Bound & Down.

Bandit.

Great story Bandit (and sorry you got sick). It reminds me of the times my SO has said she has a "headache" or something else that took her out of the mood, and I tell her that's the difference between women and men. I laugh and tell her that I could have the flu and two broken legs and still not turn down a BJ! "I'm never that sick!

[Bandit Rex]

Several of you have said some very complimentary things about me over the last few days, thank you very much.

Now I'm going to let a little air out of my own balloon and give Spice & her Gal Pal a huge, well-deserved compliment in the process. I had a nightmare on Tuesday night that, at least for about an hour, they turned into a dream.

I hadn't seen Spice in a few weeks (because her location is not the Taj Mahal and, further, it's about 10 miles outside Maryville to the west, so it's a significant time investment for me). But, all of the rough edges aside, I really, truly like Spice (both alone and with her gal pal), she is kind, sweet, eager-to-please and passionate (if you are interested in details you can see one of my other two, very in-depth, Spicy menu discussions below).

So, when she reached out to me while I was traveling on business last week, with a very sweet but sexy-as-hell text, she hooked me! And, five days in advance, we set up a time for Tuesday night (for her and her gal pal).

Even though we were talking about a "reservation" made days in advance, Spice, as always, handled the details and the communication with clear, consistent, dependable aplomb (even going so far as having gone out and purchased and then heated my favorite oil).

But, as I was leaving to head her direction, I began to feel a little "funky", and not in a good way. By the time I got to Maryville I had already pulled over and thrown up twice (it turned out to be a nasty little about of food poisoning). But this young lady and her friend had handled this entire engagement, across five days, in such a sweet and professional manner that I just couldn't bail on them (and cheat them out of a double-donation that they had been counting on). So, since I was only about 10 minutes away, I decided to press on to her place, give them their donation, leave and allow Karma to make it up to me at some point in the future.

I literally stumbled up her steps, looking so death-warmed-over that her dog didn't even jump up to inspect me, he just lifted his head and looked at me like "Dude, get your shit together" and promptly ignored me.

Since Spice will normally swarm you with kisses, I was quick to say "don't kiss me, I've been throwing up"; I promptly handed her the donation and said "donation. Can't stay. Too sick" and (even though she already had the entire double-donation in-hand) she refused to let me leave, "you don't look good, you need to lay down, at least for a few minutes". She was right, I did need to lay down for a few minutes; so, I literally fell on her bed, face down, fully clothed and barely conscious.

Then, over the course of the next hour and 15 minutes these two young ladies just took care of me. I could barely lift a hand and somehow I was undressed, cuddled, massaged (with my favorite heated oil no less) and then serviced in a multitude of Spicy ways (well, at least any that could be done with me just rolling here or rolling there and them, wisely, staying a full 12" away from my face) and I kid you not, they not only got little' Jim up and at 'them for almost an entire hour but they also managed to pull an orgasm out of him. The euphoria of what had just happened made me feel much better for about 35 minutes, almost enough time to get home (unfortunately I was, once again, puking my brains out by the time I got back into my own neighborhood).

I may have lost 7 pounds in less than 4 hours, but I simultaneously had a 3-sum by God! (But it was all Spice and her gal pal, because I was just dead weight!

I have pretty good skills and I pride myself on bringing the BFE to my favorite, regular ladies; but I can't even remember what I did that night. I clearly remember what was done to me (thank you again ladies! But I can't remember anything I did (accept paw a little here and paw a little there), so the best I could have been was 200 lbs. Of ham-handed dead-weight and they still went the extra mile for me. So, while Spice may be a simple country girl, a simple country girl should not be underestimated! I think it goes without saying, I will repeat, many more times!

P.S. Whoever Spice's old Gal Pal may have been, her current gal pal (who've I've now seen twice, with Spice) is both young and shapely and abounding with mad-fresh, just won't quit, head-skills (and a brand-new fellatio-inspired piercing in her tongue). They may be country girls, but, when you were young, did you ever dream of being one of the Dukes of Hazzard in a porno 3-sum? Well, these young ladies can help you live that fantasy out.

PPS: If Spice isn't advertising at any given time just PM me and I can give you her contact information. I owe her that!

East Bound & Down.

Bandit.

[Bandit Rex]

Back in town and catching up on few more reviews, I'm glad to see everyone give Kel (http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...728&cityid=422) so much New Year's love, she deserves it.

My most recent visit with her was fantastic! Such a sweet, sexy young woman with a great place; everything about Kel is first-class GFE, she is a delight.

Gentlemen, if you aren't seeing her, you should; take note of how many experienced, discerning brothers really recommend her.

PM me if you have specific questions.

East Bound & Down.

Bandit.

[Winston1984]

My dream started off all wrong. It took more than an hour longer than agreed to get to sleep. Then when she arrived she needed roses up front. I rarely consider this, but I had dreamed of her a few times before and she said she needed it for the room. Here are the roses, she comes back and she needs all the roses. I'm going with her to check in and taking the key to the room. In the room more delays. But once we started, she made all the headache up to me. No clockwatching GFE just about right without me having to spell out what I wanted.

I was afraid I was in for the link https://video.search.yahoo.com/searc...TYyMg--?p=lisa+schlesinger+girls+are+crazy&ei=UTF-8&fr2=p%3 As%2 Cv%3 Av%2 Cm%3 Asa&fr=mcafee#I'd=3&vid=caeb1 b9 de277376 daeb11580062 cbd92&action=view.

But it worked out in the end. Would likely repeat, but after the start this time she might not be first on my list.

[Member #6090]

Has anyone heard from her lately?

I just did she has a new # Hmu if you want it.

[Crush7969]

Has anyone heard from her lately?

[Hentai19]

Those aren't stupid questions at all, and my apologies if and when I'm too far outside of "canon" with my descriptions; I like to add a little flair, but I'm not exactly sure where flair and "artistic license" end and "just making stuff up" begins, so I know I cross the line on occasion.

That being said, here are my definitions on those two terms (and another one, outside of "canon", that I did not use in this review but use on a regular basis), and, as always, since the NSA is listening, this is nothing more than a sad old man's discussion of some dreams that he once had:

*Butterfly: FS position, I'm standing and she is laying on the bed on her back, legs on my shoulders (or, even better, bar stools). This term is an Old School reference to the TV show LA Law and the "Venetian Butterfly".

*After Glow: When I'm reviewing a high-quality provider who wants a positive review but doesn't like me using profanity or garish terms, I try and oblige; so this is my high-quality provider term for "I had an orgasm and then we laid there and talked for a while". Different tastes and different takes, correct? So, grace and peace to anyone who might use these words in a review, but I'm just not ever going to use the words "swallowed", "seed", "skank" and "hole" in a review, much less in one sentence in a review, but especially not with a high-quality lady, or she's never going to answer my texts again. So, "after-glow".

*Cowboy Doggy: FS position, she's laying on her stomach and I'm coming in the V from the back, but she doesn't really have her tail up in the air, she's essentially laying flat, and I'm kneeling with my knees on either side of her bum, I'm the cowboy. It only works if my anatomy and hers yin & yang well together, but for some ladies it hits an interior nerve cluster way better than the more traditional "head down-bum up".

East Bound & Down.

Bandit.

Merely a thought or at least my 2 cents.

I agree with Bandit as to the level and quality of description we apply to these ladies. Discussions on the board reference mutual respect, quality of time etc. IMHO it starts here with us who write the reviews. No need to try and make the review read like a sex novel, we all know why we visit these ladies and what we desire. We owe respect and consideration to the providers.

Be safe Hentai19.

[MilfMan865]

The lineup: KelseyKel, Whitney, Miss Torii, and a throng of gals on SA.

Anytime we venture out for a dream, we are essentially treating ourselves (perhaps treating her if your ego is so included) as a reward for whatever reason we so choose. I had the privilege of indulging in my Mount Rushmore of Knoxville Providers during the Holiday Season of 2019. Just like the bastions of heritage portrayed by the those featured on Mount Rushmore, these providers represent the consistency, excellence, and longevity indicative of those at the top of her game.

I've provided full reviews of these providers before, so just paying a bit of homage here (using assertions from their ads for dramatic effect) for being able to reconnect for some visits during the holiday season.

• KelseyKel ( http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...728&cityid=422 ):
  Nearly certain that I couldn't be "confused with her intelligence" and play out "the fantasies that are locked in my head", but she always accepts the challenges with confidence and delivers in superior and milfalicious fashion every dayum time.

• Whitney ( http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...637&cityid=422 ):
  Fortunate to be subjected to all erotically sensual aspects and facets of "The Whitney Experience", with her singular focus of pleasing, as the sessions are taken to new heights with each subsequent visit.

• Miss Torii ( http://knoxville.skipthegames.com/fe...a/223101377419 ):
  She aspires "to be the one that brings those hidden fantasies to life" and .,.,., depending on your fantasies .,.,., you could be in for one helluva wild ride.

• Throng of gals on SA (Seeking dot com): (may be cheating a bit to group all SA gals together)
  The bang-for-the-buck of young, energetic, enthusiastic, edgy, hot, and perceived low-mileage gals cannot be denied.

Seniors (with verifiable hobbying experience) and Trusted (if we have exchanged information, regardless of status) may contact me directly for clarification or additional details. As always, YMMV thus any list that you have is expected to look different from mine. Treat yo' self!

Press pay for play every day,.

Milfman.

(for what it's worth (likely nothing) .,., any actions that took place within the contracted timeframe were a matter of mutual choice between consenting adults. Any scenarios, fantasy or otherwise, contained in this review are purely that. Don't send me PMs about it)

[Bandit Rex]

Great review, but I had a quick question. What the hell are butterfly and after-glow? Neither one are on the abbreviation list. No laughing allowed, I'm allowed to ask questions even if they make me look stupid.

Stay safe.

Dish.

Those aren't stupid questions at all, and my apologies if and when I'm too far outside of "canon" with my descriptions; I like to add a little flair, but I'm not exactly sure where flair and "artistic license" end and "just making stuff up" begins, so I know I cross the line on occasion.

That being said, here are my definitions on those two terms (and another one, outside of "canon", that I did not use in this review but use on a regular basis), and, as always, since the NSA is listening, this is nothing more than a sad old man's discussion of some dreams that he once had:

*Butterfly: FS position, I'm standing and she is laying on the bed on her back, legs on my shoulders (or, even better, bar stools). This term is an Old School reference to the TV show LA Law and the "Venetian Butterfly".

*After Glow: When I'm reviewing a high-quality provider who wants a positive review but doesn't like me using profanity or garish terms, I try and oblige; so this is my high-quality provider term for "I had an orgasm and then we laid there and talked for a while". Different tastes and different takes, correct? So, grace and peace to anyone who might use these words in a review, but I'm just not ever going to use the words "swallowed", "seed", "skank" and "hole" in a review, much less in one sentence in a review, but especially not with a high-quality lady, or she's never going to answer my texts again. So, "after-glow".

*Cowboy Doggy: FS position, she's laying on her stomach and I'm coming in the V from the back, but she doesn't really have her tail up in the air, she's essentially laying flat, and I'm kneeling with my knees on either side of her bum, I'm the cowboy. It only works if my anatomy and hers yin & yang well together, but for some ladies it hits an interior nerve cluster way better than the more traditional "head down-bum up".

East Bound & Down.

Bandit.