USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

[Niterider450]

I hit up Kelsey Kel hoping for a good time. Instead I was met with "screening" bullshit. I've never given my real info to a girl, nor will I ever. You can give her a reference from another provider, but that's stupid unless you're a regular of the provider, and I rarely see a girl more than once.

I fail to see how giving a girl my real info helps her safety. All this does is open up the possibility of her blackmailing me. I will never see Kelsey Kel for this reason, and I recommend no man out there give away his control of the situation for a little pussy. It's not worth it.

I won't do that either it is too risky.

[ST0808]

I hit up Kelsey Kel hoping for a good time. Instead I was met with "screening" bullshit. I've never given my real info to a girl, nor will I ever. You can give her a reference from another provider, but that's stupid unless you're a regular of the provider, and I rarely see a girl more than once.

I fail to see how giving a girl my real info helps her safety. All this does is open up the possibility of her blackmailing me. I will never see Kelsey Kel for this reason, and I recommend no man out there give away his control of the situation for a little pussy. It's not worth it.

That is exactly the reason I haven't seen her or couple of other favorite here in Knoxville. I would never give my personal info like real name, linked In info or business card to any provider. I won't mind showing them something like I'd but would not send it in text message or email. I learnt this lesson long long ago that never give your personal phone or info to anyone. Always use a burner or an app which you can delete in a pinch.

[Chevy Chase]

This ad is posted in just about every city on the "classifieds" site. So it is fake.

That's a shame. Because that's the hottest midget I've ever seen.

[Whitney31]

I hit up Kelsey Kel hoping for a good time. Instead I was met with "screening" bullshit. I've never given my real info to a girl, nor will I ever. You can give her a reference from another provider, but that's stupid unless you're a regular of the provider, and I rarely see a girl more than once.

I fail to see how giving a girl my real info helps her safety. All this does is open up the possibility of her blackmailing me. I will never see Kelsey Kel for this reason, and I recommend no man out there give away his control of the situation for a little pussy. It's not worth it.

After what happened to me years ago, I am afraid to not screen. I didn't used to but after the corruption that went down. Some of us well known providers have to protect ourselves and our families. With that being said though, I would recommend this, if a provider has a good, consistent history of references and no drug abuse the screening should be OK. I don't take references and I don't give references. I never know if a provider is lying to me about seeing that person. Unfortunately, we have to tip toe around this hobby but it is what it is. Be safe my friends and only do what is comfortable for you.

[MateCheck]

https://theclassifieds.nl/Ads/ViewAd.aspx?adID=101986

Anybody know how legit this is? I'm not really my sort of thing but I may try it out just for the experience. Seems like a lot.

Of sketch posting on the site recently. May have to stick with KelseyKel!

This ad is posted in just about every city on the "classifieds" site. So it is fake.

[NerdJohn]

I hit up Kelsey Kel hoping for a good time. Instead I was met with "screening" bullshit. I've never given my real info to a girl, nor will I ever. You can give her a reference from another provider, but that's stupid unless you're a regular of the provider, and I rarely see a girl more than once.

I fail to see how giving a girl my real info helps her safety. All this does is open up the possibility of her blackmailing me. I will never see Kelsey Kel for this reason, and I recommend no man out there give away his control of the situation for a little pussy. It's not worth it.

[RoadRunner12]

https://theclassifieds.nl/Ads/ViewAd.aspx?adID=101986

Anybody know how legit this is? I'm not really my sort of thing but I may try it out just for the experience. Seems like a lot.

Of sketch posting on the site recently. May have to stick with KelseyKel!

[KiloRomeo]

I recently had the pleasure of enjoying an extended visit with KelseyKel1. She hosts at a nice apartment on the north side of town. She only advertises on the USASG and P411. KelseyKel promises in her ad on USASG that her GFE will confuse you. She is not lying. She prefers to talk about your preferences and desires when you first arrive, especially if it is the first time you have ever seen her. She truly loves her job and will do everything she can to make sure you leave with a satisfied smile on your face. After the stellar review that MilfMan865 posted it's hard for me to add anything beyond what he already said. I will say that the more often you see her the better it gets. That can be hard to imagine because the first visit will knock your socks off! LOL. I am constantly surprised at the effort that some mongers put into pursuing these other flaky providers when there is somebody like KelseyKel available. To each his own I suppose.

PM me if you have any questions.

Happy Hunting.

Kilo.

[HeadGamer]

I had my 15th visit with Spice and she did not disappoint. She is by far my favorite provider; she has an awesome body and is very sweet.

While not my favorite, she's pretty fun. Killer body, down for most anything. Strong head game.

She's just so far from me and has the oddest pelvic area. No cowgirl with her, when she's on top grinding me, it hurts like hell. Any other position with her is a delight though.

[MilfMan865]

The Classifieds (Knoxville, TN) Rate Inventory 02-FEB-2020.

URL: https://theclassifieds.nl/Adlist.aspx?locationID=5114

The Rate Inventory is below.

* Number of providers: 22.

* Not focused on providers on SA (or similar dating sites) or other platforms providers advertise; only related to active ads on The Classifieds for Knoxville, TN between the last and current report.

* If the provider didn't include rate information, failed to respond to an inquiry about her rates, or her rates weren't reported in the forum, she is not shown in the list.

* Regular rate for incall of FS providers listed (unless provider is outcall only which will be specified): Full Hour (hr) or Half Hour (hhr), so the streetwalker-style Quick Visit is not applicable; not showing specials a provider may be offering. This is purely the standard rate that the provider is requesting which does not take a monger's negotiation skills (or lack thereof) into account.

* Sorted by rates for Full Hour (hr), then Half Hour (hhr), lowest to highest; the numbers are not meant to represent a ranking.

* The rates are a snapshot, at a point in time, so check with the provider for current rate information as these are provided for reference / entertainment purposes only.

* View the attached picture for a representation of the low, medium and high rates.

• The Classifieds Provider _ Half Hour (hhr) rate _ Full Hour (hr) rate _
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  01. MissChris _ 80 _ 120 _
  02. LoveToPlease _ Not listed _ 125 _
  03. LovelyLadi-BlackBeauty _ 100 _ 140 _
  04. Spicegirl-Spice77 _ 100 _ 150 _
  05. SweetShelly-Shell269 _ 100 _ 150 _
  06. Melissa-Imthatbitch/111melissa111 _ Not listed _ 150 _
  07. Vera-VeraVixen/VeraVeryVixen/UrFavoriteVixxxen _ 100 _ 160 _
  08. YoursIfYouLike _ 120 _ 160 _
  09. Carascene79/Amber1979/Caracooper2019/Ambersaysyes _ 100 _ 175 _
  10. TaliaBlaze-Blazedunicorn _ 120 _ 180 _
  11. KelseyKel-KelseyKel1 _ 120 _ 200 _
  12. Nikki-Nikki3369 _ 120 _ 200 _
  13. Kellz-Starr_Diorr _ 130 _ 200 _
  14. Brii-Bforyou/Brii4u (outcall only) _ 140 _ 200 _
  15. LadyMonica-LMonica _ 150 _ 200 _
  16. Layla-Layla1986 _ 160 _ 220 _
  17. Katarina-Katpower1 _ 140 _ 225 _
  18. Sarah-FunandKinky69 _ 120 _ 240 _
  19. Sierra-Sierraxoxo _ 200 _ 250 _
  20. MissTorii-Misstoriiknoxville _ Not listed _ 250 _
  21. Sabrina-SabrinaKnox _ Not listed _ 250 _
  22. Valerie-Valerie36DD (traveling) _ Not listed _ 250 _

How to read the directory (example):

69. Angel-PureSyn85 _ 200 _ 350 _.

Provider #69 in the list using the sort criteria (not a ranking). She goes by "Angel" and her username is "PureSyn85". Her half hour rate is 200 roses and her full hour rate is 350 roses.

• Notable Stats _ Half Hour (hhr) rate _ Full Hour (hr) rate
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  Average _ 123.53 _ 190.68 _. , , (the average rate is roughly ,.,., half hour: 125 and full hour: 190) . ,. ,
  
  Low _ 80.00 _ 120.00 _. ,. , , (the lowest rate is 80 for half hour and 120 for full hour) ,. ,
  
  High _ 200.00 _ 250.00 _. ,. , , (the highest rate is 200 for half hour and 250 for full hour) . ,. ,
  
  Mode _ 100.00 _ 200.00 _. ,. , , (the most common rate is 100 for half hour and 200 for full hour) . ,. ,
  
  St. dev. (on sample) _ 28.71 _ 42.57 _. ,. , , (based on the average, expect the rates for half hour to be between 90-150 and full hour to be between 150-235) . ,. ,

Press pay for play every day. ,

Milfman.

[Niterider450]

I had my 15th visit with Spice and she did not disappoint. She is by far my favorite provider; she has an awesome body and is very sweet.

[CrazyEddie]

Got a text that she is back in the area, specifically Athens. Advised she put up an ad on the classifieds site with current number, etc.

Any fans of hers should be able to get the info there.

[Bandit Rex]

Bandit as a public service where and what did you eat?

Henati19.

Way more boring and embarrassing than any public health threat, it was just some Ranch dressing from my own refrigerator that, as it turns out, was very bad. Not my finest hour.

But to bring it back to why we all are a part of this community, I have received quite a few PMs wanting to see Spices's new Gal Pal (who is otherwise UTR, outside of 3-sums with Spice).

I have a very Recent picture, but I promised not to share it in any public forum, but if you PM me with your burner e-mail, I'll send it to you.

Bandit.

[Bandit Rex]

Very True Bandit.

Spice is way hotter in person; she has become my exclusive provider.

Now that is a serious rec if I have ever heard one, but I can just see why.

Bandit.

[Hentai19]

Several of you have said some very complimentary things about me over the last few days, thank you very much.

Now I'm going to let a little air out of my own balloon and give Spice & her Gal Pal a huge, well-deserved compliment in the process. I had a nightmare on Tuesday night that, at least for about an hour, they turned into a dream.

I hadn't seen Spice in a few weeks (because her location is not the Taj Mahal and, further, it's about 10 miles outside Maryville to the west, so it's a significant time investment for me). But, all of the rough edges aside, I really, truly like Spice (both alone and with her gal pal), she is kind, sweet, eager-to-please and passionate (if you are interested in details you can see one of my other two, very in-depth, Spicy menu discussions below).

So, when she reached out to me while I was traveling on business last week, with a very sweet but sexy-as-hell text, she hooked me! And, five days in advance, we set up a time for Tuesday night (for her and her gal pal).

Even though we were talking about a "reservation" made days in advance, Spice, as always, handled the details and the communication with clear, consistent, dependable aplomb (even going so far as having gone out and purchased and then heated my favorite oil).

But, as I was leaving to head her direction, I began to feel a little "funky", and not in a good way. By the time I got to Maryville I had already pulled over and thrown up twice (it turned out to be a nasty little about of food poisoning). But this young lady and her friend had handled this entire engagement, across five days, in such a sweet and professional manner that I just couldn't bail on them (and cheat them out of a double-donation that they had been counting on). So, since I was only about 10 minutes away, I decided to press on to her place, give them their donation, leave and allow Karma to make it up to me at some point in the future.

I literally stumbled up her steps, looking so death-warmed-over that her dog didn't even jump up to inspect me, he just lifted his head and looked at me like "Dude, get your shit together" and promptly ignored me.

Since Spice will normally swarm you with kisses, I was quick to say "don't kiss me, I've been throwing up"; I promptly handed her the donation and said "donation. Can't stay. Too sick" and (even though she already had the entire double-donation in-hand) she refused to let me leave, "you don't look good, you need to lay down, at least for a few minutes". She was right, I did need to lay down for a few minutes; so, I literally fell on her bed, face down, fully clothed and barely conscious.

Then, over the course of the next hour and 15 minutes these two young ladies just took care of me. I could barely lift a hand and somehow I was undressed, cuddled, massaged (with my favorite heated oil no less) and then serviced in a multitude of Spicy ways (well, at least any that could be done with me just rolling here or rolling there and them, wisely, staying a full 12" away from my face) and I kid you not, they not only got little' Jim up and at 'them for almost an entire hour but they also managed to pull an orgasm out of him. The euphoria of what had just happened made me feel much better for about 35 minutes, almost enough time to get home (unfortunately I was, once again, puking my brains out by the time I got back into my own neighborhood).

I may have lost 7 pounds in less than 4 hours, but I simultaneously had a 3-sum by God! (But it was all Spice and her gal pal, because I was just dead weight!

I have pretty good skills and I pride myself on bringing the BFE to my favorite, regular ladies; but I can't even remember what I did that night. I clearly remember what was done to me (thank you again ladies! But I can't remember anything I did (accept paw a little here and paw a little there), so the best I could have been was 200 lbs. Of ham-handed dead-weight and they still went the extra mile for me. So, while Spice may be a simple country girl, a simple country girl should not be underestimated! I think it goes without saying, I will repeat, many more times!.

Bandit as a public service where and what did you eat?

Henati19.