USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

[RoadRunner12]

I just saw some of the stuff said about the screening process. I first saw Kelsey about three months ago. Her screening was not invasive. I don't think she even knows my full name. All I did was simply provide the name of a provider I had seen, she got with them and we set up a date. She doesn't know my full name, where I live, where I work or anything. If she does I'm sure it's information she could have looked up using just my number anyway.

I get where she is coming from. Her incall isn't a seedy location. It's her actual living space. It's a safety thing. I'm sure she doesn't want filth, crime and even disease in her living space. If I were a provider I would do the same if not more to ensure I'm safe. Lots of creeps out there and allowing you to come to a clean, safe place comes with a little safety check on her part. I would rather get verified and know I'm safe too than to see somebody who may stalk me or worse!

[Turdlet]

Is this the girl that when by Astrid?

Thanks.

Unsure about the name change I do know she is legit. I recently had a fairly decent dream with her. Didn't wow me also not a total waste of time. Pretty girl, She's real and I think fairy new to the scene. I could be wrong I am just going based on my experience with her. Will I repeat probably not. She will do in a pinch though. Sorry to get off topic but Still on the hunt for a sexy blonde with good skills. Idk what it is about blondes that drive me so crazy?

Anyone have any suggestions?

[FreeThinker2]

Is this the girl that when by Astrid?

Thanks.

[PaperMaker]

Has anyone seen Jewels? I like the mom next door look and the pics she has in various ads look pretty good but you never know how old they are. I am not look for FS either so a good massage followed by a nice drawn out HE with some mutual touch is what I look for. Any feedback is much appreciated.

I saw her in early December and did a review on her. She was running a special I think it was something like $80 but that was still a complete waste of money. She did a back rub for a 5 minutes maybe kept telling me whenever I was ready I can turn over. Then she starts giving me all these rules about don't pinch your nipples don't rubber titties too hard don't put your finger inside her pussy. It was extra for anything other than a handjob. I ended up not even getting off. I will definitely never repeat.

[JG865]

Has anyone seen Jewels? I like the mom next door look and the pics she has in various ads look pretty good but you never know how old they are. I am not look for FS either so a good massage followed by a nice drawn out HE with some mutual touch is what I look for. Any feedback is much appreciated.

Don't bother. Lackluster massage, lackluster HE. Years ago she used to do FS for extra, but even that wasn't worth the trouble.

[Water Rok Dok]

Has anyone seen Jewels? I like the mom next door look and the pics she has in various ads look pretty good but you never know how old they are. I am not look for FS either so a good massage followed by a nice drawn out HE with some mutual touch is what I look for. Any feedback is much appreciated.

I assume the lady you refer to is the one in this ad.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2956488

Use the Search function on the boards to find many reviews. She has gone by Jewels, JillyBean, etc. In general, reviews have been negative (short sessions, rushed sessions, watched TV while performing uninspired rub down, etc.).

I saw her several years ago at a motel and would never repeat. Decent looking lady. Below-average rub. After the flip, she got the job done. I found out the hard way that her hour was really 45 minutes. Thought she was over-priced before the visit and the time shortage made it so much worse.

WRD.

[Jg3786]

Has anyone seen Jewels? I like the mom next door look and the pics she has in various ads look pretty good but you never know how old they are. I am not look for FS either so a good massage followed by a nice drawn out HE with some mutual touch is what I look for. Any feedback is much appreciated.

Use the search function. A lot of reviews on her. I'll help you a bit. Don't do it. You'll be extremely disappointed.

[DdaGone]

Has anyone seen Jewels? I like the mom next door look and the pics she has in various ads look pretty good but you never know how old they are. I am not look for FS either so a good massage followed by a nice drawn out HE with some mutual touch is what I look for. Any feedback is much appreciated.

[MaxOptimus]

I was told the same BS! Just a bunch of excuses. I have moved on and crossed this one off my list.

Ditto.

"Had to go to doctor".

Swipe right to delete.

Next.

Billy.

[MilfMan865]

The Classifieds (Knoxville, TN) Rate Inventory 01-MAR-2020.

URL: https://theclassifieds.nl/Adlist.aspx?locationID=5114.

The Rate Inventory is below.

* Number of providers: 16.

* Not focused on providers on SA (or similar dating sites) or other platforms providers advertise; only related to active ads on The Classifieds for Knoxville, TN between the last and current report.

* If the provider didn't include rate information, failed to respond to an inquiry about her rates, or her rates weren't reported in the forum, she is not shown in the list.

* Regular rate for incall of FS providers listed (unless provider is outcall only which will be specified): Full Hour (hr) or Half Hour (hhr), so the streetwalker-style Quick Visit is not applicable; not showing specials a provider may be offering. This is purely the standard rate that the provider is requesting which does not take a monger's negotiation skills (or lack thereof) into account.

* Sorted by rates for Full Hour (hr), then Half Hour (hhr), lowest to highest; the numbers are not meant to represent a ranking.

* The rates are a snapshot, at a point in time, so check with the provider for current rate information as these are provided for reference / entertainment purposes only.

* View the attached picture for a representation of the low, medium and high rates.

• The Classifieds Provider _ Half Hour (hhr) rate _ Full Hour (hr) rate _
  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  01. MissChris _ 80 _ 120 _
  02. LovelyLadi-BlackBeauty _ 100 _ 140 _
  03. Spicegirl-Spice77 _ 100 _ 150 _
  04. SweetShelly-Shell269 _ 100 _ 150 _
  05. YoursIfYouLike _ 120 _ 160 _
  06. Carascene79/Amber1979/Caracooper2019/Ambersaysyes _ 100 _ 175 _
  07. TaliaBlaze-Blazedunicorn _ 120 _ 180 _
  08. Anna-LittleOrphanAnna _ 100 _ 200 _
  09. KelseyKel-KelseyKel1 _ 120 _ 200 _
  10. Nikki-Nikki3369 _ 120 _ 200 _
  11. Brii-Bforyou/Brii4u (outcall only) _ 140 _ 200 _
  12. LadyMonica-LMonica _ 150 _ 200 _
  13. Layla-Layla1986 _ 160 _ 220 _
  14. Katarina-Katpower1 _ 140 _ 225 _
  15. Sarah-FunandKinky69 _ 120 _ 240 _
  16. Sierra-Sierraxoxo _ 200 _ 250 _

How to read the directory (example):

69. Angel-PureSyn85 _ 200 _ 350 _.

Provider #69 in the list using the sort criteria (not a ranking). She goes by "Angel" and her username is "PureSyn85". Her half hour rate is 200 roses and her full hour rate is 350 roses.

• Notable Stats _ Half Hour (hhr) rate _ Full Hour (hr) rate
  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  Average _ 123.13 _ 188.13 _. , , (the average rate is roughly ,.,., half hour: 125 and full hour: 190) . ,. ,
  
  Low _ 80.00 _ 120.00 _. ,. , , (the lowest rate is 80 for half hour and 120 for full hour) ,. ,
  
  High _ 200.00 _ 250.00 _. ,. , , (the highest rate is 200 for half hour and 250 for full hour) . ,. ,
  
  Mode _ 100.00 _ 200.00 _. ,. , , (the most common rate is 100 for half hour and 200 for full hour) . ,. ,
  
  St. dev. (on sample) _ 29.60 _ 36.96 _. ,. , , (based on the average, expect the rates for half hour to be between 95-155 and full hour to be between 150-225) . ,. ,

Press pay for play every day. ,

Milfman.

[Turdlet]

Advertiser: Anna (LilOrphanAnna).

Ad URL: https://theclassifieds.nl/Ads/ViewAd.aspx?adID=102439.

Text communication is decent, but I can't say anything about her performance and other attributes since Anna (LilOrphanAnna) pulled a No-Call. No Show, nothing, only crickets after a confirmed appointment. A common mistake made by new gals in the business.

Day 1: mentioned car trouble, didn't make it as she was running horribly late. Rescheduled for the next day as I had another ready on standby.

Day 2: Anna-LilOrphanAnna did not show up for the confirmed reschedule. We all see that with SA from time to time, but LilOrphanAnna is a new "professional" advertiser (must be a lot to learn). I went with Plan B for the day.

Of course, YMMV, for those who can get her to show up considering she's outcall only.

Definitely a great practice to always have a backup provider (usually SA for me) and don't become lax on that. Special appreciation to established providers in this area who make appointments and keep them. They know who they are..

I was told the same BS! Just a bunch of excuses. I have moved on and crossed this one off my list.

[AT1976]

https://theclassifieds.nl/Ads/ViewAd.aspx?adID=102439 Saw this one last night. Spent an hour together for twin Franklins. Had a great time. She is soft, and smooth. Little heavier than spinner but a lot of fun. Trusted and Seniors PM for details.

[EvilTwin316]

I'm looking for contact number and inf on Luna as well?

[Turdlet]

She is going to get a new ad up with a phone number. Hers apparently dropped off.

This will be my first review ever posted. I have seen many quality and not so good of quality providers in my years. This girl fits right in the middle of the scale. Yes she is attractive, good body. Freshly showered, smell great and nice skin. She seemed Very quite and somewhat stand offish at first. After our play time. She seemed to open up more. More comfortable. If your looking for something in a quick pinch she will do. Don't expect anything to high on the bar though. I didn't see any sign of demons doesn't mean they are not there. In my experience they ass have some kind of demon. There is an exception of a few but those ladies are very few and far in between.

Date / service 5/10.

Looks 7/10.

Personality 6/10.

Incall lower-mid rang hotel.

Communication 7/10.

Punctuality 10/10.

[FriendlyFellow]

She looks as good as I've seen her. No signs of anything, def GFE. I'll put up a pic or 2 later.

She needs funds for a room for a couple of days, so if you are tired of all the fatties, give her a text.

Thanks Crazy Eddie.