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[Squonk64]

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[Squonk64]

I don't know what is going on with this girl, but the Richland County Sherriff's office showed up at my front door today. I was honest. I was polite. I signed away six months of my text messages with the understanding that, We don't care is you were selling heroin and coke five years ago. We're just trying to put an end to this. They seemed to understand that she's a (rhymes with bore) and all I was looking for was a dinner date. Yeah, we know her, don't worry about it, we'll take care of it, was their explanation.

So, I guess I'm showing up in court sometime in the next six months to testify for the prosecution. Lovely. All because my my wife is sick and all I wanted was a dinner date.

[Squonk64]

Sorry to hear that, you should definitely get out more.

You are correct, Sir. I don't get out often enough. And when I do get out, it is usually in a section of town that is full of drugs and hookers. That is entirely on me. I'm sorry. I need to shop more at the Lexington Ave Kroger. That's where respectable people go to shop.

By the way, I love your nickname. If you know of any head to toe hairy girls around here, send me a private message.

[HairyPusyLover]

What do we know about her? She's as crazy as they come, but in a good way. The last time I saw her was down near S Main. That wasn't in a very good place. The second time I et her was on Wood Street. I mean, she is eager to have sex. I am sure bareback is on the table.

It's just, you know, pause for a minute and think about this, first. If she is the girl I think I know, she is 100% marriage material. The picture fits. She looks it I'd marry that.

Sorry to hear that, you should definitely get out more.

[Squonk64]

I know what everybody is going to tell me. Squonk64, you grew up in Philadelphia. Why in hell are you buying as cheesesteak at Weiner King? Honestly, because it was convenient and on the way home. In the mean time while waiting for my food, three chicks walk in, they are all holding hands and kissing. At that point, how do people from the UK describe it? I became a backbencher and waited for my cheesesteak to get done.

[BukLulu]

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[Squonk64]

Yeah, that girl's a head case. I called her last night to ask her if she was hungry. Maybe we can go to Outback and hang out for a while? The next thing I know, I am getting a text message saying that her phone number does not end in 0208 and, by the way, why am I texting her? She claimed to not know what skip the games was, and told me that she was calling the police because this was an invasion of her privacy.

All-righty now. Well, good luck with the police when you have already posted something online that anyone with an internet connection shows that you're a *****. That's called prostitution. And all I wanted was dinner and a conversation.

[Squonk64]

https://mansfield.skipthegames.com/f...t/178382553076..

What do we know about her? She's as crazy as they come, but in a good way. The last time I saw her was down near S Main. That wasn't in a very good place. The second time I et her was on Wood Street. I mean, she is eager to have sex. I am sure bareback is on the table.

It's just, you know, pause for a minute and think about this, first. If she is the girl I think I know, she is 100% marriage material. The picture fits. She looks it I'd marry that.

[Country79]

Is it safe to see her? And a good lay?

She can suck but she likes to just lay there.

[LilJonBoy2021]

I know this chick. She's crazy! If you contact her make sure you use text now or something like that.

Is it safe to see her? And a good lay?

[Country79]

https://mansfield.skipthegames.com/f...t/178382553076


What do we know about her?

I know this chick. She's crazy! If you contact her make sure you use text now or something like that.

[El Kabong]

https://mansfield.skipthegames.com/f...t/178382553076

What do we know about her?

[JackAss16]

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[Sunmoon84]

Sure. How much you looking to spend? What are you looking for? Anal? Ass to mouth? You want a man to fuck you in the ass? Just let me know what you need.

I was just looking for some sloppy toppy.

[BukLulu]

Anyone able to help me find someone?

Sure. How much you looking to spend? What are you looking for? Anal? Ass to mouth? You want a man to fuck you in the ass? Just let me know what you need.