2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Dlrzboy]

Tried WBR aagain, and saw nothing at mid-day. Is this mostly in late afternoon and night, or is it hit and miss, but all day. Tried the truck stop above Jessup, and saw two WSWs. Not much to look at, and not too clean, so I passed.

Stopped at Rainbow. Limited service, but got a full hour of pleasure. Hate to pay $70 for an hour but it was clean, great TS and brief sauna. Kay was the server, and is simply hot, an active paarticipant, responsive, and willing to make sure I leave totally relaxed and spent. I can get 4-5 SW hits for the price, but would miss the hour of fun. Saw several other providers: 1 was a young, thin striking woman, the other was middle aged, solid (close to stocky--I would have passed on her) not too pretty woman. Kay has great rack, resposive nipples, wonderful lips, and good ass.

[Hit and Run]

Long time lurker, very cautious monger - have posted on one escort experience in Mont.Co. I make the drive along WBR often (between All Saints and Rt.198). During the Summer and into late Fall, I've noticed SWs (always alone) at the corners (usually SE and NW corners -California Inn parking lot). From what I could tell (it was midday), nothing to write home about and they wear civilian clothes. I could tell they where SWs by their eyeing passing cars. Another spot is further east, just past "Bacon Town", along the right side walk. I've spotted one long brown hair (latino-ish?), but with noticeable big tatas, 2-3 times over the Summer. I haven't graduated to the SW level, so I didn't make an attempt.

Rainbow report: My first visit (and thanks to this board for the intel). I got Kay (6 face; 4 backside; but for the boob lover, you're going to like Kay). Her Nips where probably 2cm long and all natural Ds. Yum. Oh, yeah, I also confirm HJ only.

Paying my debt.

H&R

[Rocky11]

Was the action on Route 1 or WBR?

Thanks for the report.

Been out trolling 3 times in the past 2 weeks and batting 100%. 2 BSWs and 1 WSW along WBR and Rt 1.

Better odds than in DC!

.2 for BBBJ and bend over quick behind the car for a fast one....

Not bad, girls were average.

[My Time]

Saw a WSW on WBR at around 9:00pm last night...she had long light brown hair but a little on the chunky side. I rate her about a 6.5 on the HO richter scale. Unfortunately she got picked up by another monger by the time I turned around. You snooze you lose.

My Time

[Wicked Willie]

Wicked,

What time of day were you out there searching?

Times were 5 to 7pm.. just starting to get dark.

[Big Daddy Cool]

Wicked,

What time of day were you out there searching?

[Wicked Willie]

Been out trolling 3 times in the past 2 weeks and batting 100%. 2 BSWs and 1 WSW along WBR and Rt 1...

Better odds than in DC!

.2 for BBBJ and bend over quick behind the car for a fast one....

not bad.... girls were average....

[Kelvin Vanilly]

I saw an ad in the recent CP for a new all american MP in Elicott City. I think it begins with a P like Premere or something.If anyone gets info put it up or PM me.

Thanks

[Connaisseur]

Fellow AMP mongers, I guess I took one for the team. In a nutshell, avoid the AMP on Harford Rd. by all means if you can!
They now advertise under "Asia Health" in the CP, and used to be a nice, HJ-only but worthwhile destination.

On a recent visit I ended up with Annie, a 31 y/o alright looking provider. Started out with a so-so massage, then the first thing happened: she decided to take off her shoes right underneath the opening I had my face/nose in on the massage table...maaaaaaaan, wash your feet, girl....
Secondly, she kept a towel around my waist the whole time; nothing unusual, but on other occasions the towel was removed after a certain amount of time. Should have been an alarm signal....

Finally, as she kept looking at the clock on the wall repeatedly, mumbling something along the lines of "10 min left", "5 min left" I was getting a little agitated. When she said "2 min left" I hinted that she might have forgotten to address an area of mine, and she replied, "Oh, no, don't want to get in trouble". She then told me the story of some other girl who had worked there and allegedly got arrested for as little as touching (initially she told me it was only her first day at that AMP...suuuuure....!) and when I got up offered "Maybe you come next time, Honey?!" - My eye...

To cut a long story short, I left extremely unsatisfied, .7 less in my wallet (clearly I did not tip her) and somewhat aggrevated. On top of everything else and for good measure, I had the impression Annie was trying to take my picture with the camera on her cell phone (which she repeatedly took out during the hour to answer calls only she could hear coming in...) as I was jumping off the table. NO, NO and NO again, IMHO!!!

Conn.

[Connaisseur]

Crazy Dick -

IMHO CP stands for City Paper, and I am aware of 2 establishments that advertise there as well as another one that doesn't where the full menu is available. PM me if you need more info!

Conn.

[Turks]

Spotted a hitchhiker on whiskey bottom road last night around 1 am. We went to a quiet spot in one of the developments for a quick bbbjtcim for a jack. She was a blonde, probably late 30's or early 40's. She would do in a pinch but I doubt that I would repeat with her.

[Crazy Dick]

Hi Kelvin,

My words were: IMHO Moonlight is the only AMP worth visiting in MD

IMHO = In My Humble Opinion

Jackie the Manager at Moonlight does a great job at getting good staff. They only advertise in Balt City Paper and in Korean Papers. So they don't end up with a lot of drunken jocks who just read the sports page. Never had a bad experience at Moonlight.

Now I'm courious.

You stated "There are two others can be found in the CP where looks are at lease a 6 or higher and full menu is always available".
Does CP stand for College Park? If so please provide us with info (Name, address, & Phone #) on the 2 AMP's.

To the best of my knowledge there are only 2 AMPs in PG County, one in Beltsville and one in Greenbelt.

Please help us expand our knowledge.

Thanks in advance,

Crazy Dick

[Kelvin Vanilly]

Two points:

- One guy said that moonlit was the only good AMP in MD. Thats way off. There are two others can be found in the CP where looks are at lease a 6 or higher and full menu is always available.

- Where can a guy get Greek in MD? In other countries its always on the menu. Damn I wish we had more of the euro chicks and latina chicks up here.

[Crazy Dick]

Hi York,

Have you been visiting our fine state?

IMHO Monlight is the only AMP worth visiting in MD

I owe you an email But- A special AMP worker is back in the location I told you about in DC!! As always she is one of the best!

Regards,

Crazy Dick

[York]

An Amp usually gets hit once every 2 years.

If 5 women work there, they will see at least 8 men each so
that is 40 men per day.

The Amp will be open at least 360 days per year, and in this example sees 14,400 men per year.

In 2 years, there will be 28,800 customers.

If 5 men are in the Amp when it is raided, the odds are
5 out of 28,800; this equates to 0.0001736 or as a percentage
to 0.017% or another way as 1 out of 5,760

There is more good news:

.Usually the women see more than 8 guys per day

.Usually the house is not full when police raid it, infact,
usually 2 or 3 of the clients are undercover police so

there are usually only 1 or 2 non-police customers

Finally, the best news:

.Usually the police arrest only the girls and mamasan, not
customers

The main risks at Amps are loss of $170/visit (at Moonlight) and
more seriously disease if you do not wear a condom during
penetration.

There is also possibility of divorce if one does not cover tracks
well from one's spouse.

That is all I have.