USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

**BagoHammer1** · 01-29-20 21:51

Originally Posted by Trench1969 [View Original Post]

Good for her! (and you.

I did not know that she was able to accomodate yet. I will be contacting her.

Guys, just another pitch to go see this great lady. She has been down for a long time and the finances are not where they need to be. She is a long standing, super good partner to our community. Do her a solid and pay her a visit.

I've always wanted to see her.

**Trench1969** · 01-29-20 08:19

Originally Posted by PowerTool [View Original Post]

CandyRain, also known as Slutcake, is a long time service provider. She's not a spinner, she's not a youngster however she is one of the nicest ladies you will ever have the pleasure of meeting with incredible natural breasts. My recent visit was long overdue and special. Because of her carpal tunnel issues she has an amazing way to provide a massage off her standard massage table. If she knows you and trusts you her menu is very broad and safe. She does screen carefully and she would love to see some of her old clients and verifiable new clients. Her link is below and e-mail is the best way to contact her.

https://theclassifieds.nl/Ads/ViewAd.aspx?adID=101631

Good for her! (and you.

I did not know that she was able to accomodate yet. I will be contacting her.

Guys, just another pitch to go see this great lady. She has been down for a long time and the finances are not where they need to be. She is a long standing, super good partner to our community. Do her a solid and pay her a visit.

**Power Tool** · 01-29-20 07:34

CandyRain, also known as Slutcake, is a long time service provider. She's not a spinner, she's not a youngster however she is one of the nicest ladies you will ever have the pleasure of meeting with incredible natural breasts. My recent visit was long overdue and special. Because of her carpal tunnel issues she has an amazing way to provide a massage off her standard massage table. If she knows you and trusts you her menu is very broad and safe. She does screen carefully and she would love to see some of her old clients and verifiable new clients. Her link is below and e-mail is the best way to contact her.

https://theclassifieds.nl/Ads/ViewAd.aspx?adID=101631

**Kevrob911** · 01-17-20 18:54

Well, I finally paid a visit to Tabby Mistress today. She was everything that others have written about her. Very energetic and sexy. Seemed to be into everything we did. She impressed me with her BBBJ skills and there aren't many who do. She didn't advertise this week because she was off and already had a full dance card.

If you ever wanted to see her, get in soon because she says she's not seeing new clients after Feb-2020. I bet she'll post again next week, so keep an eye out for her ad.

I had a good time and I'm glad I was able to slide under the big closing door like Indiana Jones-- Probably a poor metaphor, because Indiana Jones was getting OUT, but you get my visual nevertheless-- only I snatched a pair of pussy-soaked panties and some really fine memories instead of a lame-ass hat!

**Krayzie317** · 01-15-20 03:19

I recently had the pleasure of meeting with JoJo. She is definitely top notch. Started off with a nice conversation and just some small talk and then moved into the fun. She is truly a GFE experience and enjoyed the DFK. She then moved into a nice BBBJ before cowgirl, mish, doggy. She is not a clock watcher at all and was a great time. I will definitely repeat!

**WhatsUp73** · 01-10-20 00:52

Originally Posted by JrDandy [View Original Post]

I had multiple conversations with her via text and finally settled on a time at her incall. The day of the appointment she had multiple excused in delaying our meeting time: at work, working late, boss meeting, taking a shower and finally land lord was there. From my experience if there are that many delays "something" is going on. After waiting way too long I told her I was canceling. Her response was ok. My advice is to be very careful.

She is real but does have a regular job as well so she might have been telling the truth. I've seen her once and had no problem scheduling, she likes same day appointments. Probably will repeat.

**CaptObtuse** · 12-24-19 00:51

Originally Posted by RosieOFondle [View Original Post]

For what it's worth, she was quite the experience. I still would never make that drive under those "agreements" but we aren't talking about your typical "semi-attractive but worn out" girl. When I saw her I was genuinely shocked that she was in the hobby. I'm not anywhere near as much of a veteran as most but I've seen a good number of providers and none that came close to her combo of body, face, cleanliness and lack of "ghetto-ness" as I like to call it. Outside of the hobby I would call her an 8 or 9 personally. Hopefully she hasn't gone way down hill since I saw her last. All that said, I'm still with you. I wouldn't be going.

To my knowledge, no one's going to get her. She has a car and I believe is traveling with a friend. She went down to see a client. She posted some ads down there. Someone robbed her and she's trying to raise the money to get back.

I'm not clear why she can't earn the money by doing a few sessions wherever she is. Maybe she's gun shy from getting robbed.

After the initial, "Hey, this is so crazy it just might work" moment, I'm trying to negotiate with her. Rather than being appreciative or grateful, she's trying to play hardball. She's not negotiating from a position of strength however. I've got nothing to lose. I can walk away. She needs me more than I want her. As someone pointed out, there's plenty of other pussy to be had. In fact, I've got my SB waiting for me at home, staying at my place while I'm out of town.

I'm just exploring options. Others seemed to rate her highly so I put it out there for anyone who's interested. That's all.

**RosieOFondle** · 12-24-19 00:11

Originally Posted by GreatPretender [View Original Post]

For this to even be a mission that anyone is even considering. You know, pussy so good you throw it in the air and it turns into sunshine? Never seen her before, but my goodness, is shit so bad around here it's time to import a provider who can't make a few hundred dollars with a few dates on her own to get back here? Maybe I missed some important info in this saga and I speak out of turn, if so I plead ignorance and apologize.

For what it's worth, she was quite the experience. I still would never make that drive under those "agreements" but we aren't talking about your typical "semi-attractive but worn out" girl. When I saw her I was genuinely shocked that she was in the hobby. I'm not anywhere near as much of a veteran as most but I've seen a good number of providers and none that came close to her combo of body, face, cleanliness and lack of "ghetto-ness" as I like to call it. Outside of the hobby I would call her an 8 or 9 personally. Hopefully she hasn't gone way down hill since I saw her last. All that said, I'm still with you. I wouldn't be going.

**DaveRue** · 12-23-19 23:50

Originally Posted by WesJ96 [View Original Post]

Well stated GP.

Made contact with her a couple days prior to leaving. Made it down to Clearwater FL (for other reasons). Tried a few times to make contact again. She would take several hours to respond and then a day to respond. She wanted me to get a room then send her gas money then she will come see me. Offered to pick her up, she declined. Offered car play, she declined that too. She stated " I thought you were going to help" I responded with " I thought we were going to play". In the end she wanted me to either send her $ or meet at a gas station and give her cash. That is, with nothing on return. I of course declined on both options.

She has not posted an ad here nor has anyone on the forum here seen her. Don't waste your time money or energy. Move on.

Dave.

**WesJ96** · 12-21-19 22:43

Originally Posted by GreatPretender [View Original Post]

For this to even be a mission that anyone is even considering. You know, pussy so good you throw it in the air and it turns into sunshine? Never seen her before, but my goodness, is shit so bad around here it's time to import a provider who can't make a few hundred dollars with a few dates on her own to get back here? Maybe I missed some important info in this saga and I speak out of turn, if so I plead ignorance and apologize.

Well stated GP.

**GreatPretender** · 12-21-19 01:17

For this to even be a mission that anyone is even considering. You know, pussy so good you throw it in the air and it turns into sunshine? Never seen her before, but my goodness, is shit so bad around here it's time to import a provider who can't make a few hundred dollars with a few dates on her own to get back here? Maybe I missed some important info in this saga and I speak out of turn, if so I plead ignorance and apologize.

Originally Posted by CaptObtuse [View Original Post]

She said she'd be willing to have someone fly down with the money and ride back with her and her friend in order to keep tabs on things and protect their investment. Seems reasonable. Her willingness to agree to that suggests to me that she really just wants to get home. On the other hand, I can think of lots of ways such an arrangement could go sideways. In another week I'll be free to explore that option. But I'm on a contract in Canton, OH through Sat. The 28th and can't get away. So if someone else wants to seize this opportunity, be my guest.

**Stuie3** · 12-20-19 18:15

Originally Posted by CaptObtuse [View Original Post]

She said she'd be willing to have someone fly down with the money and ride back with her and her friend in order to keep tabs on things and protect their investment. Seems reasonable. Her willingness to agree to that suggests to me that she really just wants to get home. On the other hand, I can think of lots of ways such an arrangement could go sideways. In another week I'll be free to explore that option. But I'm on a contract in Canton, OH through Sat. The 28th and can't get away. So if someone else wants to seize this opportunity, be my guest.

If $200 or $300 is the amount needed to rectify her problem couldn't she just post down there and work a little?

**CaptObtuse** · 12-20-19 17:37

She said she'd be willing to have someone fly down with the money and ride back with her and her friend in order to keep tabs on things and protect their investment. Seems reasonable. Her willingness to agree to that suggests to me that she really just wants to get home. On the other hand, I can think of lots of ways such an arrangement could go sideways. In another week I'll be free to explore that option. But I'm on a contract in Canton, OH through Sat. The 28th and can't get away. So if someone else wants to seize this opportunity, be my guest.

**SpinAndWin85** · 12-20-19 10:25

Originally Posted by MrPopular [View Original Post]

Basically you're extending credit to her, which is a bad idea for any provider. Anybody asking her WHY nobody else who knows her can lend her a couple hundred? Maybe theres a clue.

Oh my. This has red flags popping up everywhere. Mongers, keep in mind why we're all here; to get pussy on our terms! The White Knighting is only asking for trouble. I know; I've fallen into that rabbit hole a time or two. Never again. Keep your eye on the prize! There's plenty more than Honeycoco out there! Be safe!

**Mr Popular** · 12-20-19 07:35

Basically you're extending credit to her, which is a bad idea for any provider. Anybody asking her WHY nobody else who knows her can lend her a couple hundred? Maybe there’s a clue.

Originally Posted by CaptObtuse [View Original Post]

Florida. I think it's Jacksonville. She made a generous offer in exchange for sending a few hundred.

While the consensus seems to be that she is reliable and doesn't rip anyone off, and there seem to be a number of guys who would like to see her again and say she is their ATF, I've also started hearing privately that she's mechanical and lacks any sort of personal connection or passion. Kind of a dead fish. Also may have a pharma issue. I've cooled on the idea of taking the financial risk. But if anyone else is game, PM me and I'll share the few additional details I have.