USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

[Shaf1]

Try Holly who is on sister site and discreetinfo as well. The best GFE experience, I have ever experience. She is a tall longlegged blond with fabulous 36 c's.

Could you pm her contact info? Other on Discreet now.

[SmashDog]

What up fellow mongers? I'm going to Orlando guy but I'm going to be in Naptown for a few days in July. I'm looking for a LOL Intel on some solid providers. I'll take any info my brothers. Pm is fine. Hey when you come to the O I'll be sure to give you the lowdown. Thanks in advance. Stay Safe!

[LittleNicki]

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Use PM's for stuff like this.

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[SpinAndWin85]

I was very impressed with my visit with Miss Catharine. She was very nice and conversational and made me feel like a man. The room was very nice and she was really classy. Some of these girls can come across as rude or in a hurry to get me out the door. This woman was very attentive and her skill set was beyond what I expected. I am going to definitely try to see this one again!

I am a regular with Miss Catharine, and I concur. Always classy. Never rushed. And always at an upper scale location. She does sometimes schedule clients back to back, so you may have to wait a few extra minutes past your scheduled time. Other than that, she's 5 star all the way!

[Funluvr]

Our friend Megan / T is in need of a real estate attorney ASAP. If any of you are, or know one that will discuss her case on a contingency basis please contact her or me.

[Doc391]

I was very impressed with my visit with Miss Catharine. She was very nice and conversational and made me feel like a man. The room was very nice and she was really classy. Some of these girls can come across as rude or in a hurry to get me out the door. This woman was very attentive and her skill set was beyond what I expected. I am going to definitely try to see this one again!

[Mechis18]

I got the chance to meet mmgeg last week, after some sink issues that happened when our first appointment was suppose to take place we got it rescheduled and once I showed up she was super sweet. Communication through out was great and screening was painless. We sat and talked for a while before going upstairs. Her massage was great and the ending was amazing. Hopefully she will let me perform what I asked about next time I see her. She is definitely well worth a visit.

[MayTag4040]

Pleasure meeting you FINALLY LOL. After so long I felt like a long time friend was coming to visit. I had a great time and loved our conversation and the time we spent. Look forward to seeing you again.

I can't hardly wait. Mmeg!

[Power Tool]

She is the best always eager to please, sexy as hell, and funny too Cheers to you girl!

Since my hiatus and Mmgeg gave me one hell of an intro back into the hobby. I concur wholeheartedly.

[Power Tool]

Look who has fallen back into the sewer. And here I thought my old friend had grown up, gotten wise and put all this behind him, but as usual it is always there trying to lure us back. I can't say that I'm happy you're back, but as always always good to hear from you and to know you're well. I think you will find that much like myself, we are dinosaurs here from a different age and all things of this are different now. Since the Reincarnation of this site a few weeks ago I have been amazed at some of the questions, so safe to assume they're truly are a lot of inexperienced or at least uninformed newbies and not all of the new members are reinventions of the old ones, so your Sage advice and wisdom may be handy for a number of people. Stay safe old friend, we did have some times back in the day.

Just needed a long break but, I'm back, at least for the time being. Ya a lot has changed from what I have been reading. Not sure my wisdom is worth much these days and as far as my sage advice goes, in reflection, don't make the same mistakes I once made long ago. I hope I can find some new friends of the female persuasion because, most of my favorites are long gone. I will be testing the new ones that have been talked about recently but, I doubt any will surprise me like my old friend Sensory. Hopefully we can meet up sometime in the future to discuss times back in the day. I hear our favorite watering hole isn't the same as it used to be so maybe we need to find a new one. Time for this big old teddy bear to wade through the sewer and see what's available for some fun times.

[JustYourAvgJoe]

Was curious about her myself but still nothing.

Any info on this Sophie would be appreciated. Search came up empty.

Thanks!

[ItsReal]

Pleasure meeting you FINALLY LOL. After so long I felt like a long time friend was coming to visit. I had a great time and loved our conversation and the time we spent. Look forward to seeing you again.

She is the best always eager to please, sexy as hell, and funny too Cheers to you girl!

[Torquey]

Has anyone had a dream with her?, thinking about giving her a try.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...391&cityid=147

I saw her back in So Cal. YMMV, of course, but this is the review I did at the time.

The tl; dr version: Pretty hot girl, super fucking chatty, pissed on me like 5 times and pretended it was uncontrollable squirting, spent half my session chatting instead of performing and rushed me at the end.

Set up with the booker was easy, and she was ready (kinda, more on that coming) on time. When I got to the room, she was in a nice bra and panties set, not the short skirt or dress I requested, but she was made up, looking and smelling fresh. She has me put the donation in a weird little envelope thing and rinse off. No problem. Then we start to chat a bit as she applies some lotion. She starts going on about all sorts of Alternative (to) Medicine. And applying cream. More chatting. More lotion. I stopped her and asked if I was on the clock, and she said, don't worry, I schedule an extra 10 minutes. I'm thinking, OK, that will cover the shower and the first 5 minutes of this conversation. As she's chatting, she starts applying some sort of coconut oil crap to my junk. On one hand, I'm glad we're finally getting to it, but when she goes back for the second, third, then fourth dab of this shit, I tell her to take it easy as oils make me break out. They do. She argues with me. 'No, this is totally natural. ' Yes, so are hemlock, cyanide, and arsenic. I'm Mediterranean. My body makes plenty of it's own oil. You add more, I break out. Anyway, she starts a lackluster BBBJ. I encourage some DT, as seen in at least one of her scenes. She complains of dry mouth. Maybe it's the fucking half gallon of oil you just put on my dick!? More chatting. Water consumption. A little deeper, but not much. I go for some FIV for like a minute, and she pushes my hand away and says she doesn't want to squirt yet because it wipes her out. Whatever. I flip around for some 69, and get a whiff. Rottencrotch. Not terrible, but bad enough. With periodic pauses for water, she finally gets most of Jimmy gobbled, but still not the gagging DT from her flicks. So, we get to the FS. I pull her to the edge of the bed for standing mish and cover up, she likes being dragged. More chatter. I get in there, and she is nice and responsive. After maybe 2 minutes, she pushes me back and pisses all over me. I know squirting, lived with a squirter for years, been with dozens in the hobby. Yes, I know it's mainly piss even when it's real squirting. She just pushed piss out. Intentionally. Fuck me. I get back in there, already kinda grossed out by the smell and her piss running down my legs. 30 seconds later, she does it again. And again. She's putting on a show about how much of a bother it is to squirt all the time and so much. Making faces when she does it. I'm dodging it by this point, because I've got enough piss on me for a lifetime. Not my kink, you know? Lots more fucking chatter. Then her alarm goes off on her phone, she says it's the 3 minute warning. No pressure! I wipe all the piss off of me with a towel and get rid of the cover. I lay her down for some more head. Weak. More water consumption. More chatter. The booker calls, she tells him I'm already gone but she's getting ready. I am bound and determined not to leave without nutting, so I'm stroking myself and rubbing her clit while she is talking to him. 'He's going to send this other guy up in like 3 minutes. ' OK, so get off your phone and back to fucking work so I can finish! A bit more half-assed head and it's clear I need to take matters into my own hand. I start lining up for the facial, as advertised, and she's pushing the rack up to intercept. I didn't feel like arguing, because if I start, I'm going to go off on how shitty the session was and things will go sideways, so I just blasted on the bolt-ons and cut my losses. More chatter. And more. And into the shower before I can get in there. More chatter. 'You can come in. ' Chatter. I am able to get the piss rinsed off me, and I'm out getting dressed. Chatter, chatter, chatter. I'm ignoring her at this point, got dressed, and got the fuck out before the next sucker started knocking. I can hear the booker's ringtone blowing up her phone the whole time I'm getting my clothes on. What a fucking waste of time and money. Who the hell pisses on a client that hasn't requested the service and tries to play it off as involuntary squirting? Oh, really, you're going to take a call from your booker before getting me off?

Worst. Porn. Girl. Ever. Almost the worst session I've ever had. Avoid like the plague unless you enjoy endless inane babbling and complaining. And getting pissed on.

[Mmgeg]

Since there have been so many wonderful reports on this provider and it is my first time with her, I will post this as all other are archived and this is her very first review. Met a lady for the first time the other day, her name is Mmgeg, don't know if any of you may or may not have heard of her but she is absolutely wonderful. Talks to you in a get to know atmosphere, which helped me since I left her phone number at home and was pretty lost for a bit. With my blood pressure around 200/125 she calmed me down to 120/75 or so. This beautiful lady is a master at taking care of business. Though very weak afterword she realized I needed I needed some energy and provided a wonderful flavored water that barely made it to my car. I was about as drained as I could have ever been and the hospitality, caring and kindness was very welcoming. Will repeat and repeat and.

Pleasure meeting you FINALLY LOL. After so long I felt like a long time friend was coming to visit. I had a great time and loved our conversation and the time we spent. Look forward to seeing you again.

[Mmgeg]

Ok guys, this is my first post and my first time with a real provider, not a drama queen or ripoff. Thanks to many of your reviews, I made the choice and, it was AMAZING! I won't give the details, but will say "ditto" to all the other reviews. She's is intelligent, funny, sassy, welcoming, talented (beyond belief), but. NOT a clock watcher. However, I don't recommend that you contact her, she's mine! HAHAHA! Thanks for the best time ever MMGEG!!

This who post could be summed up with this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

Next time maybe some details? Maybe?

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Your only allowed to spank me now LOL. He's new and will learn the lingo I'm sure.

Had a great time and look forward to future meets Thank you for the review.

Honey everyone knows I can suck a softball thru a straw I mean what kind of details do you want LOL. J / k. So glad this site is back up. Missed your smart ass.