2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Wheezer]

5 Posts, Regular Member, OK. Obviously this idiot has no useful input to the forum so I suggest we just ignore him and maybe he will go away.

IDIOT???

Speak for yourself you fool.

You all need some serious help.

[Larry 56]

She actually spells it Muffen. And instead of paying attention to what we say here. She should do what what she promised and call me.

The reviews will have little effect on SWs. It's all about the drugs.

Yesterday, Monday at the Clix. Nada. Washington Blvd. 2 blonds, both CCL, nothing to write home about. Passed on both. No visible LE to be seen.


Larry!

[Motorback]

Mykonos Lover I couldn't have said it better. Hopefully once he takes the clothes pin off his drippy dick and lets all the puss out, he'll be able to see his way clear of this mess. The back up and infection may have caused him to lose his mind for a short time. This forum has gotten along for a long time without the likes of him coming in and trying to embarrass Dr. Monger and B'Monger. Both of these are senior members who have contributed so much to this forum and in some small way taught us all something. In the memory of the infamous Trash....I extend the olive branch to Wheezer and hope that he works past these child like attacks and becomes a valued contributing member.

[True Drew]

I cruised the Loop for a while Monday night. Pretty dead all around including LE. There was some action south of the circle on Wilkens but I smelled hot bacon. 2 very well dressed ladies seemed too good to be true.
Finally settled for Nicole on Washington. She is petite and somewhat cute excepting her multiple piercings. Pleasant to talk to but not anything that special.
I suggested that we go to a notel to which she readily agreed. On the way(2/3ds there) I inquire as to whether or not she's shaved. "Why do you want to know" she asks. Curiosity I answer. "Well we're not doing anything down there tonight-its that time of the month"
I told her that in that case I'm not going to a notel. She thought I would go there for bj alone. She was somewhat tiffes but handled it rather well. She did complain numerous times on the way back about how much money she was losing. here it comes I thought. Actually I must say that she was nice about it. i dropped her off on washington near Carey.
Has anyone had any experience with her? Please tell.

[Mykonos Lover]

"One final comment: To Wheezer – I’ve known Muffin for a few years now and she does not talk like that message you posted implied. I doubt she knows what the word ‘disparaging’ even means. I truly like Muffin, but her vocabulary is not as expansive as ‘your’ post would implyYou are correct. Those are her thoughts in my words. Her inclination was to post a reply that I considered unacceptable in the choice of words. So I asked if I could tame down her scathing reply.....which you can see that she agreed.

I agree Muffin is a sweet person who would like to get off this horse. I hope she does before the horse throws her off.

Wheezer

Baltimonger,

This is Muffin,

You have caused quite a stir with all of my dates with all of your disparaging remarks about me. Whether you like me or not is not sufficient reason for you to create untruthful tales about me. You sure have a vivid imagination. Why don't you apply this to some constructive effort.

Regarding you fisting me, if your hand is as tiny as your dick, then you could fist me with both of your hands at one time.

Muffin

Baltmonger,

Not sure what your problem is with Muffin, but we really don't appreciate your demeaning comments about this cute girl.

Obviously she has a problem(s), otherwise she is a sweet, caring and dear person. She, like most of them don't really like their lifestyle but are captive and enslaved by their additictions.

Given a choice she would not be a prostitute. Hopefully she will be able to conjure up the resolution and willpower to kick the habit.

In the meantime why don't you just layoff with your negative remarks about Muffin.

Do I like her? Sure. She is a decent person. Am I trying to corner the market on her for myself? No.

Let's all have fun in this forum and pass on only credible and truthful information.

Wheeze

I have had a few good encounters with the Clix skanks.

Caution: Ran across one in Pigtow two Saturdays ago next to the bus garage on US 1.

Not bad looking, on the pipe and pills big time. Must have thought I just fell off the turnip truck. Wanted me to front her $ for her goodies and then she would stay with me for the weekend. Ha! Yeah, right!!

Can't remember her name now, but she was a SW 8.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. I see Heloise (aka Dr. Monger) has given us all a helpfull hint to fund our mongering escapades.

Sorry Doc, I missed the other 26. Are they posted herein?

Here is a hint for everyone too.

Since I started touring the skank ranch in my new Lincoln, the price for personal services has increased $5.00. Not much but %wise a significant rise.

Hint is to keep driving those old cars and those red neck pickup trucks. The two guys with the newer red Ford (I think) and the white GM truck must be paying a premium too.

5 Posts, Regular Member, OK. Obviously this idiot has no useful input to the forum so I suggest we just ignore him and maybe he will go away.

[Loop Vet]

I don't know boys, can there be just ONE place that we can speak openly about these girls to help our fellow mongers? I understand the certain value of letting the girls know theyr'e being reviewed, but does it have to be tied to this board? They all know about The Large Canine, most seem to know about T E R, so why do we have to tell them about WSG? It's by far the most entertaining site, and is more than just reviews, which the other two are designed for. Tell them you're reviewing them on T E R, if you must.

This whole Muffin thing is ridiculous. God forbid Balti makes a crack about her wide crack. This place is gonna get pretty damn stale if everyone's worried about providers seeing your posts. As soon as someone "out's" Loop Vet to one of the girls, I'm gone. You can be sure of that.

I vote an immediate ban to this Wheezer joker. Awww, someone said something silly, and probly half in jest, about your girlfriend; big deal. People say nasty stuff about girls I like all the time. Different strokes for different folks, YMMV, all that stuff.

I don't know fella's, there are clearly two completely opposite opinions about whether the girls should know about WSG or not. I do see that there is value to it, but do we need to bring them here? Please, for the good of the board, just tell them you're reviewing them elsewhere, on a review site, they all know about them anyway. I've had many ask for a review on T E R, but never here.

To me, this place is like Augusta National. The day we have providers as members is the last day I post.

One more thing, and this is just my opinion, but, if you think bad reviews are going to significantly change a providers service, then you have a lot of faith in these girls's work ethic. Before they change their attitude, they'll change their name.

[True Drew]

Was out for an extended cruise last night. spotted a petite cute blond in CB. Wearing grey sweat shirt and jeans. Was all over on Pennington and Fairhaven. Anyone know about her?
Saw 2 petite cuties on Washington near Carey. LE was popping up from time to time so I didn't stop.
Not too much on Wilkens with the exception of a very nice looking girl in white coat and blue ski hat. I was nervous as she was talking to LE at one point. She looked almost too good to be true. You never know.

[Wheezer]

"One final comment: To Wheezer – I’ve known Muffin for a few years now and she does not talk like that message you posted implied. I doubt she knows what the word ‘disparaging’ even means. I truly like Muffin, but her vocabulary is not as expansive as ‘your’ post would imply.[/QUOTE]You are correct. Those are her thoughts in my words. Her inclination was to post a reply that I considered unacceptable in the choice of words. So I asked if I could tame down her scathing reply.....which you can see that she agreed.

I agree Muffin is a sweet person who would like to get off this horse. I hope she does before the horse throws her off.

Wheezer

[Larry 56]

Yuh AKA Heidi was out. Looking pretty good at the Loop. I passed. There was a pretty young blond thin SW again at Brunswick & Wilkens. Anyone know who she was? LE was having a convention on Eagle and hanging out all over the stroll. Very visible.


Larry!

[Tallywacker]

Little Miss Muffin sat on a tuffin,
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
and sat down beside her.
And bit her.

I had the pleasure of Muffin for lunch the other day and must agree that she is very friendly. Also gives one of your better bjs. She was rather irate about some of the mean thing that have been written about her so I said I would post something nice. The only problem with the lady is she reminds me of a South Sea island... No tits atoll.

[Larry 56]

Does anyone recommend Alberto's spa in Baltimore?

I used to frequent the place. Nothing to write home about. $60 get you in and the usual menu is available. Just a last resort. Quite busy on weekends.



Larry!

[Member #2891]

Mia culpa! On two occasions over the past months, I was guilty of mailing wothwhile reviews to the respective providers. I learned that each recieved hers and was grateful. Although some have asked me for the Forum address, I doubt if they'd actually take time from their lifestyles to go to a library and register. Maybe they (mistakedly) assume they'd need a library card or some kind of ID. BTW, is the Hollins Street Branch still there? Anyway, I think the fact that girls are being alerted to the power of the Forum is great leverage for us, IF we don't abuse it.

[Danny MD]

The Muffin that Robux picked up is the only ‘real’ Muffin out there. She is kind of like the Highlander; there can be only one. Muffins’ real name is Kristen. She is in her early 20’s, about 5’6 and weighed about 115 the last time I saw her (but that’s falling with continued drug use). She re-appeared about 3 to 4 months ago after nearly a year absence and of being clean. She had been living with some 60 some year old guy in Dundalk. She had met him while tricking in the West End long ago. He gave her a place to stay, clothing and even access to a car. But he sounded like a real control freak and when she went to see some old friends, he gave her the boot. She had no where else to go but to stay with some friends in the West End and within days, she was using again. She hates the fact that she is using. She was supposed to start a Meth program, and may have done so since I last talked to her. Her teeth are straight, white, and numerous.

This girl is ALWAYS super sweet. Always has a pleasant personality and wants to make sure you have a good time. I have never had her rush me, but remember why these girls are doing this in the first place; so they can buy their drugs. If you catch them when they are dope sick, she is going to try to hurry you along. Muffin is perhaps the only girl I’ve dated who actually has a policy of NEVER copping or carrying with a date. As far as being loose, I’ve been with her at times when I needed to strap a board across my ass to keep from falling in, and then the next time she would be a perfect fit. This is post Trash, so I can’t explain that. But trust me; Mr. Happy stays at one size unless he is sleeping.

B-monger, I remember that old post too and it definitely referred to the same Muffin we’re talking about. I’m not sure about the turtle tatt on the butt though, but I’ve never done it doggie with her. Hey, I'm glad to see that you are still bangin’ the Krispy Kreme girl.

One final comment: To Wheezer – I’ve known Muffin for a few years now and she does not talk like that message you posted implied. I doubt she knows what the word ‘disparaging’ even means. I truly like Muffin, but her vocabulary is not as expansive as ‘your’ post would imply.

[Baltimonger]

I agree that there should be provider participation here. Hopefully, after Jackson has unlocked the create new thread feature, a thread can be set aside for this purpose. Whether they should be allowed to send messages under someone else's account is a matter for debate. This would be a real problem if this is done numerous times by the same provider. That, IMHO, should warrant a requirement for them to get their own user name and password. If they are providers, then that needs to be stated in the post. There have been occasional messages here in the past which were supposedly written by mongers, but my bullshit detector told me otherwise. What they should be allowed to post is another matter. I don't think they should be allowed to send messages such as "avoid ********, she has HIV, Hep, the clap, syph, she rips off mongers, etc."

There have been instances where providers (SW's) have let me know about posts I had written. Most times it has been good, with them thanking me for what I had said. I remember luscious Jen from Pigtown out of the blue (while standing in line at the Royal Farms mind you) asked me if I thought another provider I compared her to in a previous post was better than her. She knew I had written it from the details provided in the post. My response to her was that I thought both were excellent, about as good as it gets, but different from one another. There was the time I wrote the post about Jessica that she didn't like. It was about a bad date, where she put her habit way ahead of me (her paying customer). It was all true, and she agreed it was, but she didn't like me posting it. The very night she confronted me about it at her house, she still asked me for a ride to Wendy's for a bite, and was her usual pleasant self. Nevertheless, she had no problem getting in with me after that. She understood the power of this forum, and the impact it had on their business. She never put her habit ahead of me after that.

If those such as Rachel or Cash-n-Carrie would so much as read what negative things are being said about them here, then they might get their asses in gear and start being "providers." I don't particularly care if they really enjoy it or not; I'm paying for it, at least try to act interested. That's what separates Pam, Jenn, Jen, Diana, Heidi (when she's not in one of her ungrateful about only getting the standard rate moods), Diamond, Ranee, my big Pigtown GFE, Tammy, Muffin (the latter), and Lil' Ruthie from the Rachels, b!tchy blond Kim, Kelly, and Muffin (the former)'s of the SW world.

Back to Muffin. Yes, I do believe it's the same one. It would be a strange coincidence that there a 2 of them out there with little green turtles on their cabooses. It's just that a couple of months ago her performance was blah. She seemed nice enough on the way up and back. But when it came time for her to earn her keep, her lack of sexual or sensual response was extremely noticeable. Last night more than made up for it. She was a meal fit for a king. Hopping back on that horse made some very noticeable changes to her. Is she the best I've ever been with? I would have to say no, but that's no disrespect to her. I'd still put Pigtown Jen and Jennifer Ann a little bit higher. She would still be better than the hundreds of others I've been with.

Just my 2 pesos,
K.J. Baltimonger

[Smiling Fox]

ok,,, im full of questions. well one,,, took a run thru hamden tonight around 9-10 pm. and saw karen,,, 5'5" 120 cute, blonde hair, not sure which drug, she says she if off,,, any way, nice bbbjtcim she really paid attention to me tonight, and wants to hook up for some real lovin, not just a bj in the car,
anyway does anyone know this ,,, karen?

warning,, hamden is really limited,,, the christmas lights are up, and so many tourists,,,, traffic backed up,,,, oh and i saw a foot patrolman on 36th st, just e of falls, giving out tickets, all day,,, i think seat belt,,,, so watch it,,,,
im sure there is more to it,,, the lights on 36th are very brite, mongers beware, the civilians and the yuppies, are taking over hamden,, just like canton,,,,next thing ya know an abicrombe and finch will open up on 36th st.

give me strength,,,

SF