2000-2004 Archived Reports

**B Night** · 12-09-04 14:23

Originally Posted by Camden

I cruised W/W around noon. Lots of SW out mostly over by Carey & Washington. Lots of LE also, I must have passed a marked car 10 times in under an hour. I passed on a couple of decent SW right as I hit the loop (big mistake) and end up bailing due to LE.

Anyone know the blonde SW hangs around Carey & Wash, almost looks like Paris Hilton a little? She got scooped up right in front of me. I'm pretty sure I saw Peyton, I've seen her picture hear.

Paris Hilton Look alike was probably Diamond I beleive.

**Genre** · 12-09-04 13:22

Originally Posted by Mykonos Lover

I think Incog has a great idea. We should suggest to Jackson he create a seperate thread on the B-more board for SW Feedback. It would be really helpful in weeding out the limp dicked cheap fuckers because they would be too ashamed to read the board. As for us well endowed overpaying fools (pardon to fishnets) I welcome the expected stellar feedback.

Who knows maybe we should all carry cards with our username on them to make sure the SW's know who they are writing about.

It is my understanding that the upgrades to the BBS system were in part to allow Senior Members to start new threads. Go up to the "Baltimore" directory and "Create New Thread".

**B Night** · 12-09-04 03:01

Originally Posted by True Drew

Forget Muffengate I think tonight must have been Muffen Mania! My little head led me to Monroe and Eagle at about 9:00 PM. You could have had a monger convention. I believe that after Scout's post many people (myself included) were hungry for Muffen. Needless to say I wasn't successful. Ihope that one of you guys was and enjoyed my missed meal.

I know that I'm going to get raked for this one...but is there such a creation as a SW that doesn't smoke cigs? That smell almost chokes me. If you ever come across one please let meknow. Thanks and to all a good night(morning).

Was out around the same time. Saw Muffin and Pam and opted for Pam, may go look for Muffen tomorrow AM. She saw me and recognized me probably wondering why I didn't stop.

**Dr.Monger** · 12-09-04 02:51

Chiming in here. All I have to say is you all have kept me greatly amused with your posts. Incog, your rhyme was superb! Also nice to see Old Dog 7540 chime in with a hello. Since I have been confining my scouting to PP/C, there is not much to report, but I do have some sightings to mention in a later post.

Happy Holidays to All,

Dr. Monger

And especially remembering the Trashman...I do miss his wit and wisdom...plus he was a blast to go a-blocking with!

More Baltimoreisms:

Tuition
Student
Lessons
Suspect

**True Drew** · 12-09-04 01:35

Forget Muffengate I think tonight must have been Muffen Mania! My little head led me to Monroe and Eagle at about 9:00 PM. You could have had a monger convention. I believe that after Scout's post many people (myself included) were hungry for Muffen. Needless to say I wasn't successful. Ihope that one of you guys was and enjoyed my missed meal.

I know that I'm going to get raked for this one...but is there such a creation as a SW that doesn't smoke cigs? That smell almost chokes me. If you ever come across one please let meknow. Thanks and to all a good night(morning).

**Rookie Monger** · 12-09-04 01:31

Don't get to monger much but had the chance Wed night-headed to PP & first time cruising thur-saw this cute brunette on Eastern & PP-sitting on the bench at the bus stop-made 2 passes-made eye contact-pulled on the side-she got in. Did the cop thing-she said her name was "Lexi" 21 y.o wsa from Cockeysville. I never have seen her before-agreed on a price for bj-.25 We parked & proceed to let her do her deed. 5 minutes into it-this b*tch gives terrible bj so I asked if she wanted to do 1/2 & 1/2-she said .30 more so I had .24 & she agreed. When she stripped & I was about to enter the black hole-the Stench was horrific so my oscar fell back to sleep-I told her to just finish me off with a bj-she started & I was getting frustrated at her inablility to perform a decent bj so I took control of oscar-beforehand-when we on bj-she had said she would do bbbjtccim with swallow-well-when oscar was about to erupt-dumb ***** would even catch oscars batter-so I was really pissed at this pint so I told her to give me back the .24 since we never had 1/2 & /12-she said she would & when we got out from the back of my car-dumb b*tch took off-so ai circled around & saw her walking-I drove up to her & asked her for my $$ & she took off running so I got out & went after her-caught up with her & she began screaming GET AWAY FROM ME-SOMEONE HELP-HES TRYING TO TAKE MY MONEY-so at this point & let her go & proceed to get in my car when a neighbor came out-she told him I tried to take her money-I told him she was full of Sh*t & drove away-I am not sure what to make of this except I should have just left after she first ran but I guess it was the principle. Anyways-saw alot of LE tonight on CONKLING & BALTIMORE ST-one piggy was sitting at Duncan Donuts-This girl "LEXI" is areal cuty from afar-not bad lookinh in person but just be aware that she lacks some serious oral skills-& don't trust this b*itch for one minute-Be safe & Monger on Mongers!!

**Camden** · 12-08-04 21:23

I cruised W/W around noon. Lots of SW out mostly over by Carey & Washington. Lots of LE also, I must have passed a marked car 10 times in under an hour. I passed on a couple of decent SW right as I hit the loop (big mistake) and end up bailing due to LE.

Anyone know the blonde SW hangs around Carey & Wash, almost looks like Paris Hilton a little? She got scooped up right in front of me. I'm pretty sure I saw Peyton, I've seen her picture hear.

**Mykonos Lover** · 12-08-04 19:16

I think Incog has a great idea. We should suggest to Jackson he create a seperate thread on the B-more board for SW Feedback. It would be really helpful in weeding out the limp dicked cheap fuckers because they would be too ashamed to read the board. As for us well endowed overpaying fools (pardon to fishnets) I welcome the expected stellar feedback.

Who knows maybe we should all carry cards with our username on them to make sure the SW's know who they are writing about.

**Incognito** · 12-08-04 18:11

Good one! Actually I have not had the pleasure of showing her my limp dick... but I would love to! (If you would be so generous to share some B/C contact info I could possible resolve this issue).

If we keep going like this it will be the SW's evaluating the mongers rather than us evaluating them.

When they start paying us, I say they are more than welcome to use this forum!

incog

**Muff Scout** · 12-08-04 17:46

Actually Incog, it went something like this...

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MUFFEN: I think most of the johns out here, including Baltimonger, are ok, except for that limp dick cheap fuck asshole Incognito! What are your thoughts, Scout?

SCOUT: Can we fuck now?
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Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

**Incognito** · 12-08-04 17:14

Originally Posted by Muff Scout

We had a very enlightening discussion about human nature.

Muff Scout

I can just imagine how this conversation may have gone...

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MUFFIN: I consider the male to be considerably more predictable than the female in that the male possesses a significantly higher natural drive towards sexual intercourse. I predicate this statement on the theoretical evolutionary tendancy for the male to re-populate the species while promoting the strength of the gene pool. What are your thoughts, Scout?

SCOUT: Can we fuck now?
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You gotta love those "enlightening discussions" with SW's!

incognito

**Razors** · 12-08-04 14:12

Originally Posted by Wheezer

IDIOT???

Speak for yourself you fool.

You all need some serious help.

I realize my activity on the board has been very slight since July, but I wish to continue to reserve the term "fool" for myself. Please find some other deprecating term with which to insult others.

Suggestions: ass, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, bore, buffoon, butt, chump, clod, clown, cretin, dimwit, dolt, donkey, dope, dork, dumb ox, dunce, dunderhead, dupe, easy mark, fair game, fall guy, fathead, goat, gomeral, gomeril, goose, halfwit, idiot, ignoramus, illiterate, imbecile, innocent, jackass, jerk, lamebrain, laughing stock, lightweight, loon, lunkhead, meathead, moron, nerd, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, numskull, oaf, omadawn, ownshook, pushover, sap, schlemiel, silly, simpleton, stooge, sucker, turkey, twerp, twit

**Muff Scout** · 12-08-04 11:46

You guys are not going to believe what happened last night.

I hit the loop around 9:30. The fog was so dense, you could barely see. The streets were deserted. Few cars, almost no people about. Thanks guys, for clearing the streets for me

I turn the corner on Eagle and see a shapely figure. As I drive by I see a cute sandy haired girl who gives me the look. I circle the block and as I come up behind her, see a really cute ass in jeans. I pull over and power down my window. She comes over and I say, "what your name". Her reply blew my mind, "Muffen". "Hop in", I said, and we head off to a notel.

We had a very enlightening discussion about human nature. Balti, no need to apologize. She is not that upset. She never was that upset. Will PM you with details. Robux, will PM you too. I believe there are some facts about this story that you might find interesting, and that might change your mind

Long story short, this girl is awesome. Nice massage followed by sweet bbbj. But the best part was the sex. Damm, this girl's pussy curled my toes. Not only was she tight, but she has incredible muscle control. I swear her pussy was clenching my dick as I pumped her. Sound effects were nice too.

What I especially liked was what happened after the sex. She didn't jump up and get dressed, but got a warm wash cloth and cleaned me up, then cuddled up with me for awhile. Lots of kissing and caressing while we had a nice post pop conversation.

Definite keeper. This girls ranks right up there with Jenn and Pam IMHO.

After dropping Muffen off, circled around to see who was about. The Wilkens area was pretty dead. Pigtown had a few chunky blondes and one cutie with a ponytail who I was going to pick up for seconds, but another monger beat me to her.

Drove up SCarey and saw a very cute brunette right near the bridge. Also saw a cute blonde who I picked up. Name was Christy. Big mistake. Girl never stopped talking. Bad bj follwed by ok sex. Gee, I hope no mongers post complaints about my review of her

Some very nice choices out there last night. Always nice when you can add another dependable girl to the stable.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

**DocStrangelove** · 12-08-04 11:29

Greetings to the Charm City players. Please forgive me for this off topic interruption in the current "Muffingate Saga".
I have noticed posts recently from the poster "Old Dog". This poster is not your old bud Old Dog 7540, and I wanted to clear up any confusion. (like anyone really cared) I am wondering how he managed the handle since I was obliged to fabricate some lame numeric suffix to get approval. Best wishes anyway, to the like labeled lurker.
And my finest regards also, to those of you who`s acquaintance I have enjoyed the pleasure of making.
Keep me posted the next time another BlockStroll is on the agenda.
I promise my next post will include some railing and glazing.

dog

**Larry 56** · 12-08-04 08:35

Red headed Angie has returned. She looks like hell but I found her yesterday off Fairhaven. If she weighs 100 pounds, I'd be stunned. Must be on the pipe. The usual fine service for a Jackson. She says that our mutual friend, Shirley has passed away. HIV. Says that my neighborhood drug dealer is at the LE castle for a while. That is good news.

The other dealer who is noisy and a pain named Sparkey is on the run. Why can't LE find this clown? Tsk, tsk Nolan. It's a lot easier to hassle the SWs or us then to actually deal with a jerk like this.

Balti, Heidi actually reads this stuff? Hard to believe. Since she is yours I won't bring up the hygenine issue again. Or the visit to the Greek Isles.

At least she doesn't comment like Muffen.

Larry!