2000-2004 Archived Reports

**Jet** · 12-22-04 14:31

Many have pm'ed requesting a Stripperella update, so here goes...

After the last no-show, I wasn't in any hurry to see Stripperella again. So she waits a coupla weeks then calls me up. She said I thought I was mad at her. Well, I was, and I wasn't. (What would really be the point of being mad at her? The only one upset would be me.) She wants to get together, says that she isn't making any money, her mom had a stroke, yada yada yada. (Strippers' lives are so filled with drama.) So I remind her of her last no-show and that she still owes me from the sleepover. She whines and makes excuses, as usual. I tell her I am not interested, so she says she will make it more interesting and get "freaky" for me. This piques my interest, so I say okay, whatcha got in mind? "Um, how about if I dress up like a schoolgirl for you?" Well, this isn't my number one fantasy but what the hay, I agree to pick her up after work. She says she wants to go somewhere instead of my favorite marine location, and I tell her that I don't wanna go up in the 'hood to her sister's house. She says it would be somewhere different. A change of venue would be nice, so I agree.

So I pick her up at closing time. She is drunk (sigh). She says, okay, the place IS my sister's house. We go around and around about this, as I don't want her carrying drugs in my car. I have never seen her with any but I don't trust her. She swears that she isn't going there to make a drug connection, so I finally agree to take her over there. Then she asks me if I have a baseball cap? "For what?" "Well, lately my mom thinks I am a lesbian and I wanna show my sister that I got a b/f." "So why do I need a baseball cap for that?" "To make you look younger." "You gotta be shitting me, no baseball cap is gonna make me look 25!" "Well, if you wore a baseball cap and looked down.." (I am laughing my ass off by this time, picturing myself in a baseball cap and jogging suit with Adidas tennis shoes and a Mercedes hood ornament around my neck, or whatever. My laughing of course ticked her off, for a moment anyway.) She finally gives up on this idea. I don't even OWN a baseball cap.

So I drop her at her sister's house and wait outside. She calls me on the cell and bluffs in front of her sister, saying that I said I was 33. Her sister comes out and invites me in, so I go in. Her sister goes, "yeah right, you are 33." I tell the sister that I never claimed to be 33, Stripperella just WANTS me to be 33. Her sister seemed totally cool about the whole thing, and actually seemed like a nice person. (It didn't hurt that she seemed to be totally cool about me banging her sister upstairs, which of course indicated that she is a druggie, but whatever.) She could tell little sis was drunk.

So we end up staying there and going upstairs. Stripperella takes FOREVER getting ready. She finally comes out dressed like a schoolgirl and puts on sort of a lame performance. But then she goes down on me and bangs me pretty hard after. It was kind of a turn-on banging her upstairs with the bedroom door open while her sister was downstairs. Also, since she was drunk she seemed to enjoy it more and came pretty hard. Afterwards, as I was leaving, she puts on a big performance of hugging and kissing me to "prove" to her sister that I was really her b/f, which I found hilarious. I left her there and split...

Overall, I was pretty happy with the evening, as much for the absurdity of the whole thing as anything. Definitely more fun and interesting than going to an AMP. Hold your flames please.

**Larry 56** · 12-22-04 13:39

Muff:

If you were Heidi and had the year she had, you'd be grumpy too!

Merry x-mas and yuh to all mongers.

CB was hopping with LE this AM. Two skankettes found on Elmtree & Pennington which has become a usual hangout, I think. One I've seen before despite being bundled up. She has bug-out eyes and looks to be CCL. Couldn't see the other.

**Robux** · 12-22-04 12:26

Larry!

I agree with you, and still have accumulated a small collection of sweat pants, jackets and even purses.

Robux

**Muff Scout** · 12-22-04 11:39

Cruised the loop last night and had a close encounter of the Muffen kind

Prior to picking up Muffen, picked up Ruthie, cute little blonde. However, she insisted on doing business on her turf, and I never agree to that on the first date, so she got thrown back. Way to much perfume on anyway. Must have been masking something.

Saw Heidi out there for the first time in awhile. She had her usual grumpy face on. Hey B'Monger, maybe we should call her Grumpy from now on

Yuh!

Mykonos, I've been with Robin a few times. She gives a nice ride, very pleasant personality.

Spotted a couple of cuties in Pigtown, but they were picked up fast.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

**Larry 56** · 12-22-04 08:14

Originally Posted by KarlHungus

The last time, and the last time I'll pick her up, she asked me if i could do her a favor and give her a ride to her sister's place before we got busy so she could give her sister back her keys. Um dum me, I figured we've dated a couple times and there's a little bit of a trust level there so ok. So I give her a ride across town, she dissapears into a house and never comes back out. I realize this isn't the worst scam, just a waste of my time, but still I'll never pick her up again. Karl

The solution to that 'I have to go do something' is to demand that they leave theie coat in the vehichile while they RUN inside. That way they have an incentive to return.

Larry!

**Baltimonger** · 12-21-04 23:54

Tonight I picked up 2 SW's; total opposites of each other in age, looks, attitude, and service.

First was Denise in Pigtown. Older blond skank (about 40), with a worn face and body, on the pipe. Fairly decent ta-ta's though. I asked for some pics, and she agreed provided I give her an extra tip. Great attitude, no rush, and excellent BBBJTC. Let me pinch her nips while she went to town on Mr. Happy. Lots of good sound effects. Worth a repeat, IMHO.

Second was Jessica on Fairhaven. Young (19) reddish blond, pretty face, nice little bod, on the pipe. She gets in and first wants to go to Mickey D's. I'm hungry, so I agree. On the way, she grabs my newly acquired soda and proceeds to drink it down. After we get the food, she drinks a little bit of her drink and plays musical cups with me. Now I have no clue which one is mine. Who knows what is fermenting in her throat, so I'm not drinking either. She drops her fries in the floor, so she takes mine. Then she spills one of the 2 drinks in the floor, and then complains about the floor being wet. Fuck it. I whip out Mr. Happy and tell her it's time to get to work. She gives him about 5 licks, and asks if I'm about to cum. She stops and says she's done. WTF? By now, I've had enough of this little b!tch and I just want to get rid of her. I take her back where I found her and give her $15 to get out. It takes her an eternity to get her shoes and coat back on. She tried to take my work shirt with her as well. Needless to say, I will not repeat with this one.

Mykonos,
I have never actually picked up Robin, but we know each other quite well. I've gotten out and talked to her several times by her house. She seems as though she has more of an interest in me than just money. Who knows? Anyhow; one time she got picked up by some tough macho looking guy in a truck at the corner of Wilkens & Monroe. He took her down Cole St. Just 2 minutes later She is walking back up Cole St. to the corner. I asked her if the guy changed his mind. She said "no, he was just real quick". Sad, sad, sad.

Must have been one hot minute.

Poor Santa. He only comes once a year. He should try mongering.

K.J. Baltimonger

One of Pigtown's "finest". LOL:

**KarlHungus** · 12-21-04 17:50

Hey 1951,

Be ware of Destiny! She's a rip off artist, though she is cute. Black with firm tits and a firm body and great ass, no visible signs of drug abuse, although it wouldn't surprise me if she was because all these girls are feeding some kind of monkey. Destiny told me she works at the Block and sometimes gets a room at the Towson Sheraton where she takes clients by appointment. I've dated her a couple of times, decent bj each time except the last one, which was maybe a month ago.

The last time, and the last time I'll pick her up, she asked me if i could do her a favor and give her a ride to her sister's place before we got busy so she could give her sister back her keys. Um dum me, I figured we've dated a couple times and there's a little bit of a trust level there so ok. So I give her a ride across town, she dissapears into a house and never comes back out. I realize this isn't the worst scam, just a waste of my time, but still I'll never pick her up again. She's out at the park sometimes, I saw her most recently on Thursday night. Picked up Kathie instead. Kathie is a firm titted non drug user who I've dated on a number of occasions. Great cbj - nice, patient not in a hurry, not a rip off - I may just call her again sometime. Destiny has a better body but she's a sheister.

Karl

**Mykonos Lover** · 12-21-04 12:15

Thought yesterday was the first day of spring instead of winter. Picked up Robin on Wilkens at the circle.

Nice older unit, blonde, MKOL, with pierced nipples. Tooke her to notel for a little relaxation.

Nice BBJ followed by covered cowgirl, then a little mish before BBJTCIM finale.

I have yet to find Muffen any of you regualr muffen stuffers PM with location and references.

**Smiling Fox** · 12-21-04 02:52

stand corrected,,, i always thought it was the pig iron, used on rr tracks in the old days.
but if its for the pigs runnin around the streets, i dont have a problem with that, thanks
got one of those pros visiting on wednesday, and i bumped into a pro in pikesville, whoaaa... i gotta meet her so i know who she is.

might make a loop on tues, if i break free, been too busy working and doing holidays. hey,, happy holidays to all,,,, can we do that here,,,,?

SF

**Baltimonger** · 12-20-04 19:34

From www.livebaltimore.com:
The name 'Pigtowne' originates from the 1800's when the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad released its cargo of pigs to run through Ostend and Cross streets enroute to slaughterhouses in South Baltimore and on Wilkens Avenue. Washington Village is the urban renewal name designated by the City of Baltimore. The community housed many of the railroad workers from the B&O and is currently home to the B&O Railroad Museum, as well as Mt. Clare Mansion in Carroll Park.

And I thought it had to do with the Krispy Kreme girl.

I had an aunt years ago who lived down there. Called her yo-yo because she would leave hubby and come right back all the time. Never knew what her actual name was. My mom would say "I'm going to Pigtown to see yo-yo". I always thought it was a slang term.

Now if we could find out the true meaning of "Greektown".

Speaking of Mobtown history: About 200 years ago the original "Block" was in Fells Point. A sailor could pay some fair lass to bend over the nearest hitching post and give her a good porking. That was then, this is now. Progress sucks.

They want to turn the APEX into a strip club. Some people are protesting against it.

Where is Yuh anyhow? Not like I'm really looking for her. Just like to keep tabs on them.

K.J. Baltimonger

P.S.: Muff Scout- Check your PM

**Larry 56** · 12-20-04 12:24

I thought it had something to do with the quality of SWs down there!

Balti: I knew THAT about Sherry. It was someone else who questioned her gender. YUH!

X-mas time is good, my fellow mongers, for picking up new cummers. They are out trying to earn a few $$ for x-mas. Watch for them.

Larry!

**Member #4105** · 12-19-04 23:40

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox

they made pig iron down there somewhere, hence the nameSF

http://www.livebaltimore.com/history/pigtown.htm

**Member #2891** · 12-19-04 19:52

Barely a week after finally menage-a-troising with sisters Staci and Chrissie, I run into Chrissie for a one-on-one. Further proof that she is a doll baby and an absolutely consistent performer, although with not quite the fab body of her sister. Both are always out and about, usually together, on Wilkens, in the vicinity of their Christian Street home.

**Member #2891** · 12-19-04 19:47

I'd always heard that in the early days, folks could grab a pig or two as they were being led down the sidewalk to slaughter. Free dinner just for opening the basement windows!

**Smiling Fox** · 12-19-04 15:29

OMG,,, well ive been slopping in the mud for half my life,,,, and no one ever actually said where the dam town was. thanks,. i am so em bare assed.

actually, they made pig iron down there somewhere, hence the name, but, it still fits i guess, no offense to any locals, its a colorful historic area, used to house some good salt of the earth people, hard working, blue colar folks, working guys,, same for the east side too,,,, alot has change here in baltimore the 40-50 years,,, sometimes i get a chance to chat with an oldtimer from these areas, its heartbreaking listening to them,,, how they lost there jobs, RV's place down by the shore, boats, families. all they wanted to do was to have a place,a job, a good beer, watch the colts on tv, and get laid,
ok,, ill stop,,, sorry for the social historical comintary, thanks for the area definition.

cya all out there next week,,,
SF