2000-2004 Archived Reports

**Member #2891** · 12-26-04 23:00

Last weekend, I finally decided to go the extra mile to investigate Hampden. I invited "Lisa" (average) to answer a few questions about the lay of the land for a Five. She said "stop in anytime" at a particular address (actually more convenient for me being somewhat north of actual Hampden.

Today her landlord let me in and we spent sometime in her OK clean room, although she did complain about this and that. I was more interested in establishing a "relationship" with someone (or more) reasonably reliable I could drop in on during the day, than cruise during lunch.

Does anyone know Lisa, her cousin "Nikki?" or has perhaps had similar experiences which have proven to be acceptable over time?

**Camden** · 12-26-04 20:19

I hit W/W around 11:30 this am. The sw convention Muff mentioned earilier had broken up. Pickings were slim and I cruised for well over an hour. I think I may have seen Muffen. Does she have long blonde hair, down to the middle of her back? Anyway whoever it was got picked up before I could circle around. Moved over to PP/C saw a few on PP Ave but they got picked up quick. The competition with other mongers has been brutal. Nothing at Conklin. Gave up went home.

3pm I went pack to PP/C and found CC (see see?) on Baltimore and East. 19 bsw, cute, clean, fairly good cbj for a jackson.

**Baltimonger** · 12-26-04 19:22

Just like I did back in July with my top 10 list, I am compiling my 20 favorite SW's of 2004 list. Some are great fucks, great BJ's, and some are just sweet and wonderful ladies.

I'd have to say that the past few weeks have definitely caused drastic changes to my personal list, especially the top 5. Muffen definitely is the sweetest thing I've had in a long time, and Angel with her turbocharged sex drive is an absolutely incredible fuck machine. Seeing her juices running down her thighs and onto the bed while fucking her doggie is something else. I wanted to see if Ruthie would make my list, but she got picked up right in front of me today.

I've been with her before, but not in the last year. She might have changed for better or worse since before.

I did however, pick up Diamond. Unfortunately, she did lose a few points with me. One: for looking like a truck had run over her, and two: For demanding $40 for a BJ. I told her it was $20, or I was walking out the door. It's not that I'm trying to be cheap, it's just that there is a going rate out there. I could have easily picked up someone else who would have done the job as good for the same price without complaint. She told me she always charges $40, which is news to me. $10 for that incredible shithole bedroom she's got is even worse. She doesn't even have a bed. The BJ was good as always, but all this other stuff takes away from the experience. I should have taken her to John's.

Tammy W.'s BJ is as good as Diamond's, IMHO. She is good looking, but is not the GFE that Diamond can be, and Muffen always is. She does however show real love and other emotions when she is with me. She is like a sister to me, which makes it harder to enjoy the actual sex part.

Sometimes having one mind blowing experience with a SW, and never being with her again, is better than being with her several times, and having her eventually do something to fuck it up. Wanting you to take them to cop, them smoking or shooting their stuff, or demanding extra $ puts them on the shit list real quick (at least mine).

Others might have a lousy experience with a SW that I have a great experience with instead. So when I do put out my list, you might look at it and say "why did you put her so high?" Again, YMMV.

Hopefully, sometime on 1/1/2005, after I have recovered from my Muffen/Angel threesome, I will post my top 20 list here. I will try to hesitate to kiss them when the ball drops at midnight though. The last SW I kissed on the lips gave me strep throat.

K.J. Baltimonger

**Muff Scout** · 12-26-04 10:21

Hit the loop around 10 to see who was about and hit the double jackpot.

First picked up B'Monger's Angel. What a ride. Sweet ass, great personality, nice sound effects, and lubed up better than a Jiffy Lube. Love the meat on this girl. You can actually grab both ass cheeks and sink your fingers into them without feeling any bone. Loves having her tits sucked and licked. I almost lost it when she got on her hands and knees and pushed that ass in the air for some doggy while she yelled, "fuck me hard baby". She's a keeper.

Dropped her off and headed over to Pigtown. It looked like a sw convention. Saw B'Monger's big bird, along with another shorter blonde and a cute brunette. Then coming down the street, saw a "Paris Hilton" look alike. Oh yeah, Diamond! Never been with her before. Thank you St. Nick . Went to her place. She is a sweetheart. Very nice, relaxed, unrushed session for 2 and 1/2 jacks, including the room. She gave me a nice Christmas hug as I left and told me to come back anytime. Will take her up on that offer.

Some monger wrote a few weeks ago that the loop was dead. Dude, what are you talking about. There are so many more quality girls out there right now it is amazing. So much better than last winter.

Hope you all had a nice Christmas.

Safe hunting to all, and to all a good night.

Muff Scout

**True Drew** · 12-26-04 02:27

Went cruising on Sat. night. I ran the entire loop, CB, PP/Conkling and Hamden. Here's the scoop:

Loop: Lots of LE out until about 12. Spotted Sarah earlier near the circle. From a distance possibly one of the cutest (face) sw out. Brunette, clean skin and somewhat intelligent. I offered notel...she countered with John's or her place. First alert: she claimed that John's (sh*&hole-my addition) was much nicer than her place. Ok we go to John's. She takes a leak then I do. When I come back to the room I actually became sick. She had taken off her sweat bottoms to reveal the most CCL I have ever seen. BIC pens have more girth than her. Her hip bones protrude out. She didn't take off her top (I might have lost Christmas dinner if she had). I just couldn't go through. I apologized and left. I wanted to offer something for her time but she said just leave. I think that she had prepared a hit while I was taking a leak.
Brooklyn/CB: Basically dead
PP/Conkling: Very quiet except for a nice looking reddish head on Haven. Looked a little older than my tastes.
Hampden: quiet
I did go up resiterstown Road and spotted a cutelooking lady with some meat on her. I have seen her before and she must be a sw. She is always out late (after 12). She was scooped up by someone before I could loop around.
Oh well...Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all.

**Muff Scout** · 12-25-04 11:03

BMonger,

I happened to be out about the same time as you Thursday night and saw Angel. She is a cutie. Nice ass

Didn't pick her up because I was on my way to see Pam. Will snatch Angel next time.

Also saw Heidi with the hood and got the same smile. I think the cold has just made her less picky

Hope all have a safe holday season.

Muff Scout

**Motorback** · 12-25-04 07:13

Robux I'm sure you look great with all of your purses !! Happy Holidays one and all !

**Batman62** · 12-25-04 01:48

Picked up Jessica on Fairhaven, 18 wsw. Picked her up months back and remember fair service. The street must have ruined her attitude, she wanted tip for catching the bbbj. What the hec, I agreed. She started and as I was f*#*ing her mouth, she asked me to stop doing that. I'm a good sport, so i just let her do her business. As I am ready to unload she pulls away, but not quick enough. She starts gagging and choking. "I swallowed a lot of that"choke, choke,"Merry F*##ing Christmas to me". Well I am laughing my ass of on the inside and soon drop her off. As I am leaving CB, I saw a new sw, sandy blonde hair, looked about 20. I wish i had time, but the last minute shopping needed to be done.

HO, HO, HO

Batman62

**Baltimonger** · 12-24-04 21:29

I got one of those damned "Trifecta's" again this evening. 2 were repeat performances (Tammy, Diane) and one new one Beth, on Fairhaven. 23, brunette, says she used to dance at McDoogal's as 'Star'. Definitely has the body for it. Nice BBBJTC, but could've taken it deeper and used less hand. Comes up from Pasadena to earn $.

Diane was pretty much a "I'll pick her up even though I really don't want to" kind of deal. Still, nice BBBJTC for a Jackaroo.

Tammy was Tammy. Great service, better talk. I bought her a bunch of junk food as a Christmas present.

Heidi was out. She gave me a smile from under her hooded sweatshirt, then headed back home. I think she wanted me to follow.

Muffen's worthless BF is locked up. Yes Virginia (Maryland, Pennsylvania, and DC too) there is a Santa Claus.

A Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night hunting.

K.J. Baltimonger

**Baltimonger** · 12-24-04 02:09

Tonight, I found Angel (real name Shannon) on Eagle near Monroe. Claims to be 20. Nice, chatty, short haired blond, with a pretty face. A coke shooter (no Horse though), and scrip anti-depressant user. She just got out of jail, so she had an extra 30 pounds added to her already generous body. She says she never gets thin like the Jockettes and Pipeheads do. She is up to 170 pounds. She said mine is the first dick she's had in her 4 months. Has nice ta-ta's that she loves to have sucked. I took her to the Exec for 1/2 & 1/2. Unlike the horse riders who aren't very sexually responsive, and the pipe users who try to rush; She really seems to enjoy it, doesn't rush, and gets extremely wet when getting porked. She likes men, but she also likes women too, so she's great for threesomes.

She said she was in the joint for burglary. The lawyer told her to fight it, because she would have won. She pleaded guilty, because she said it was time for her to go to jail anyhow, to recharge her batteries.

LE was a royal pain in the ass until about 10 PM. Angel said she had gotten in 2 cars earlier and jumped out. The first was ULE in a rental car who offered her $150 for a BJ. She said he came to a hard stop at a light, and his badge and cuffs came flying from under the seat. She jumped out, but not before telling him to rethink his strategy, because she knew he was a cop right after she first got in. The second was a guy who offered her $15 for 1/2 & 1/2, and without a condom. She jumped out of his car as well.

Angel is worth a repeat.

K.J. Baltimonger

**Paland** · 12-23-04 18:30

Just a short note wishing everyone Happy Holidays and a Merry Christmas.

BTW, check out the Boston site, Jackson has some words/comments on an article in local paper. A good read.

Pennsyldick

All is well in PAland.

**John4044** · 12-22-04 22:18

Baltimonger,

Nice pics! Thanks for sharing. I ususally try to avoid 40ish skanks, but based on your report, I just may have to go looking for Denise.

Tonight, about 5:30pm, on Conkling & 40, saw a fairly decent looking brunette on the corner. Wasn't sure she was a SW so I came back around and she gave the look. I pulled up next to her. She asked if she could have a ride. I tell her hop in.

Says her name is Diane, and she is a new SW, trying to make extra $ for the holidays. As we drive away, we do the are you a cop thing. After that's over, she says 2 jacks for a CBJ and 3 jacks for BBBJ. What?? I told her that no way was I willing to part with 3 jacks, especially when other SWs were willing for 1 jack. I offered 1 jack for a BBBJ. She was not budging.

At this point, she starts to get angry. This is where I need one of those vehicles equipped with the skank-ejector seat! I pull over, told her get the fuck out. She asked for something for her time. This *****, at this point, is really ticking me off. I told her fine, and crumpled up an Abe and threw it out the passenger window. She got out to get it, and I split, leaving her there on the curb.

Diane is brunette, about mid-20s, shoulder length straight hair. Avoid this one, mongers!

Back to Baltimore and Conkling, and picked up Sarah. Nice, tight ass, brunette. Awesome! She is not only cute, but extremely friendly. A Jackson earned one of the best BBBJ I ever received from a SW. Total GFE. No digits, but I have now seen her off of Baltimore on Conkling two times in the past week, at about 6:00pm. Definitely try her out. She is one of the finer SWs out right now. I gave her an extra Hamilton. She deserved it.

**M1951** · 12-22-04 21:43

Hey Guys,

Watch out for a bsw name Tina about 5'8" tall and has a 16 year daughter. She will ask for the money up front and after you are finished and getting dress watch her I caugth her stealing my money. She said she did not take it I check her coat and found it when I decided to check between her legs. She tried to put it in her ****. Watch out for her

Have fun be safe.

M1951

**John in VA** · 12-22-04 21:04

I was wondering does anyone know of any pregnant girls out in Baltimore I am getting ready to head up that way from DC.

Thanks

**Baltimonger** · 12-22-04 18:20

Originally Posted by Muff Scout

Prior to picking up Muffen, picked up Ruthie, cute little blonde. However, she insisted on doing business on her turf, and I never agree to that on the first date, so she got thrown back. Way to much perfume on anyway. Must have been masking something.

You threw back li'l Ruthie? You bastard! I've been looking for Ruthie for quite a while. She's a GFE. I just found out that she is roommates with Tammy W. up on Dover St. It's the same house Muffen used to be at.

I agree Heidi's had a tough year. Some of it is self inflicted. It's Christmas though. I wish Heidi and everyone else a Merry Christmas and hopes for a great new year.

Robux,
Take those clothes with you as you scope out the area around the Salvation Army store for SW's before making a drop off. I collected some from that Jessica last night.

K.J. Baltimonger