2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Benchseats Rock]

Not that I post very often, but the forum wthout the color of the Trashman will never be the same again.

I for one, shall miss your writing, your wit, and that incredible attitude that I can only hope I can come close to achieving one day.

You shall be missed. You made me proud to be a monger.

Benchseats Do Rock; Stay Safe

[Feldman]

Mongers,

I know that this was posted, I justed wanted to honor Trashman properly:

"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!"

Godspeed.

[MeatMan]

Trashman,

Though I never met you, you have inspired even those most senior of seniors to not bite your fucking tounge for ANYBODY

You will be missed, God Bless You

MeatMan

[Baltimonger]

TrashMan,
I wish I could have met you. You are certainly the wisest of us all. Maybe they will do with you what Coach Bob Knight wanted to have done with him:

"I hope that when I die, they bury me face down so that all my detractors can KISS MY ASS!!!"- Bob Knight

[Smiling Fox]

Trashman, we have never met. I wish we had. You have been a mentor to many of us.

Thanks

Rest well fellow monger,

Steve

[Loop Vet]

Rest in peace, Don Trashman. You will be missed.

[Mykonos Lover]

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[Dr.Monger]

Trashman,

What can I say? You will be greatly missed. Unfortunately, I do not think I could ever fill your shoes, for a variety of reasons. I enjoyed our adventures together, but I am sorry we did not have more of them.

I appreciate your nomination to take over the Baltimore board. However, I think there are many other senior members here who have been on the Baltimore board longer than I, who have much greater mongering experience than I do. And lets face it, no one has your flaming skills, although I have been working hard on them in the last couple of weeks or so. lol. Just trying to cover things for you, since I know you have a lot on your plate. If it had been you and not I, I think the battle would have been over a long time ago. But I will bow to the majority, so I will take the job if that's what most folks want.

I spent several minutes thinking of what to put here, but nothing can replace the things I have said to you in private, so I have nothing more, except vaya con Dios.

Dr. Monger

[Romeo #2]

Trashman,
You words of wisdom will always be with us all. We all love you and you as well as your family will be in our prayers.


Romeo

[Razors]

Trashman,

If you can figure out a way to do it, let us know what that angel pussy is like.

See you in a while.

Fool

[Bradman]

Goodbye and good luck, Trashman. There isn't much else to say.

[Bradman]

Well shit.

I was going to post about the girl I picked up this morning and remind Danny that he rescinded his membership and was done with us, but I just read Trashman's post. Now, I'm bummed and not in the mood for such things.

But, now that I think about it, Trash would call me a pussy for that so here goes:

I picked up Michelle in Brooklyn on Patapsco and 10th. After a search through the records, I see that some other mongers have had her too. This isn't the 115 lb girl off w/w though. This Michelle is 5'6"ish, not quite chunky. She used to be, but has lost a lot of weight. She had a nice ass, but a little belly, and lots of stretch marks and saggy tits. Not a bad face, but had the acne that they all have. Claims to have just come from detox, so she says she is clean. Talked a lot about her son, showed me pics and shit. I care. She was very nervous about me being a cop when I picked her up and wouldn't discuss money till we were far away from the pickup site. She says she will go away for several years if she gets picked up again. Got fs at a secluded place in the back of my car for $40, pussy was nice and tight. All in all, a pretty decent experience.

Now as to Danny,
You have posted far more after your resignation than before. I realize that you originally claimed to be here to educate us on the dangers of STDs. I also realize that the girl who gave you the great pox doesn't even remotely match the girl that gave me the clap. I also know the dangers of not getting tested and the dangers of infecting my wife. But that is irrelevant. You haven't lived up to your original intent. Since then, all you've done is fight with people. I don't really care whether Doc and others were right or wrong for taking a swipe at whoever it was that this thing started over. What I do care about is that in your short 11 posts, you've managed to disrespect all senior members, show your ignorance of the functioning of the forum, and piss off the most senior of members. I really don't have a beef with you. I just want you to be true to your word and leave like you said you would.

To that end, I propose to all the other posters here that we just ignore Danny, and maybe he'll go away. That is what I'm going to do.

[TrashMan]

Gentleman,
It is with a heavy heart that I write what is to be my last post.
I no longer have anything meaningful to contribute and have very little energy these days for much of anything, least of all this. I need to concentrate on my family and friends as well as tying up the last of the loose ends.

Time is growing short so I will turn the reins over to those more capable than I at this point to lug the very heavy flamethrower I carry. Trust me though all you assholes out there and you know who you are and so do the other members who won't put up with your sanctimonious crap anymore than I did. In fact, I would be willing to bet that their treatment of you will be far less pleasant than mine, so if you're sitting there in your greasy underwear and Armani suitcoat eating fried chicken and liberally coating your keyboard with slime thinking Oh Boy, TrashMan is gone I can be an even bigger asshole than before, you have another think coming.

I suggest that the Baltimore board be turned over to the Doc as he has proven to be up for anything and afraid of nothing as well as extremely articulate.

I suggest the NOVA board be turned over to LoveLOS as he has proven his mettle in battle several times over and completely lacks fear.

The DC board is still a toss up in my mind between Robux and Motoback although I tend to lean more towards Robux for his fairness.

I will miss you all and sincerely wish I could hang out a lot longer providing top notch entertainment and commentary, but it's time for me to go. To those of you proven to be my friends and loyal supporters, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and to those proven to be my enemies and detractors, and you know who you are, eat shit and die!

[Larry 56]

Balti-M:

With Ranee's line-up, she may be HIV + as well. Be careful.





BTW, anyone have a good # for Jenn? Her old # refers to an 866 which is turned off.



Larry!

[Doc Farang]

Thanks for the info re: Ranee. Ranee is a fun and co-operate lady and when she has a chance to view the photos and approves the ones I can share, I will probably put then on a yahoo picture album and share then with you.

Tabatha is a friendly and coperate person too. I have photos to share pending her approval.

Thanks guy for the hep warnings and thank god I didn't let the little brain take over my actions.

Thanks again and be safe out there.

Doc