2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Robux]

Gentlemongers,

I don't have any trouble with SW's reading and participating here. The Big Canine is a good example of this and it works well. Other boards on this site have active providers posting regularly. It's good for all of us for lots of reasons.

I often introduce dates to the existance of this forum, then state I am a member in good standing and will give them a good review for good service. That said, I consider myself an honest and fair reviewer. No, I don't always share my screen name.

Whether Wheezer posted a letter Muffin wrote on paper, dictated, or typed in herself shouldn't matter. Any of these is fine and I feel should be encouraged. On the other hand, if Wheezer just made up his last post, that's very uncool, purposefully provacative and incendiary by design, but easy enough to verify. One of us will surely date Muffin in the next few days and can just ask her. Whoever does, I hope he brings a camera. That will end "Muffin-Gate."

Whether providers participate through the patronage of their clients or establish their own accounts is irrelivant. What is important is their participation in some fashion, even it's just knowing that any or all dates might be reviewing them online. I've asked providers to write descriptions of themselves that they want included in their reviews.

While I have not gone so far as to print out postings and hand them out to SW's, some mongers have, and I previously thought this was a bad idea. I am now rethinking it and want to open this up to public discussion.

In closing, if these ladies can find the wherewithall to get online and participate here, it may help them find a way out of the mess they have made of their lives. More power to them and God bless them.

Robux

[Mykonos Lover]

Ok I will toss in my nickel to this situation. First, I agree with Muff that if you let a SW use your account then you are a loser and should be banned. There is nothing stopping these girls from going to the Library and getting their own account. I remember Jenn telling me about reading the forum and was pleased with all the good comments. Speaking of Jenn and Muffin I am reminded that there were several Jen(n)s out there just as I am sure there could be more than one Muffin. Before we continue this flaming war we should make sure that all the facts are correct. I for one trust KJ's posts fully and appreciate his reviews. But after all this is just MHO so I will step off the soapbox and go bck to mongering.

PS

Muff have you heard from Jenn? I saw a few posts back that she was back but the poster may have been wrong.

[Muff Scout]

Have got to throw my $.02 in on this one.

This board is for mongers to share info on getting laid.

I think it is a gross violation of the spirit of this board to allow a sw to use your member privileges to post.

If you disagree with a post about one of your favorite girls, feel free to post your rebuttal. But attacking the poster and getting the girl involved is bullshit.

Muff Scout

[Baltimonger]

Well Muffin,
You didn't think my dick was small tonight. You got right in, didn't recognize me (swore you had never been with me before), and I didn't recognize you either. If you think I'm lying, you just got bit by a brown recluse spider between your navel and your pubic area, which was all bandaged up. If you are in fact the same one I was with before, you've lost about 40 pounds, went from a B cup to an A cup, went from methadone to Horse, your hair went from light brown to dark brown, you went from rather doing anything else other than tricking, to a total GFE. I really enjoyed you tonight, and if you are in fact the same one as before, you are a total opposite. You are definitely one of the better ones I've been with. Who knows, going from meth to Horse probably has had an extremely positive effect on you in the bedroom.

Since you described me, my vehicle, demeanor, and payment for services rendered to someone else just a few days ago, it is amazing that you couldn't even remember me at all tonight.

Their problems:
Yes, they have problems. I sympathize with them, and think they are all basically good human beings. There are ways out of the life, if they wanted it bad enough.

This forum is about exchanging information about sex with women. I don't care how nice they are, a bad fuck is a bad fuck. Heidi, for example, gives one hell of a fuck. The fact that she is a total failure as a human being, and cares more about getting high than life (including unborn ones) itself, is secondary to the purpose of this forum. Of course, someone with all of 4 posts, one of which was supposedly ghost written, wouldn't understand that concept. When you are out there paying them for sex, you are paying them for sex. That's why you're out there.

K.J. Baltimonger

[Motorback]

Mongers how goes it in Charm City? I apologize for not being on here for a bit but duty called and I was busy. I'm sure you missed me as much as I missed you all. I'm sure it's close to missing a case of the crabs. Ok enough of the friggin sentiments.

B'Monger what have you been doing with this thread? WTF is "muffin gate"? I thought a muffin was something you ate and if it didn't meet your standards...well roll down the window on the Monger Mobile and toss it out with the rest of the trash. Always another one at the next doughnut shop. Not only that but someone (thing) calling itself wheezer is saying "we" don't appreciate you bad mouthing this muffin. Brother , he doesn't speak for me and I'm sure most of the mongers in here. Maybe the "we" was the mouse he keeps in his pocket. On top of that it appears by his last post that he let her post a message to you under his name? Now my personal opinion is that he's trying REAL hard for a piece that anyone can buy. Why? Beats me man but what gives?

If I've fallen one too many times and I'm reading this one totally wrong then I'll apologize from the top of the Police Commisioner's Desk as I take a big steamy one !

Cheers one and all !

[Camden]

9am Saturday I picked up Peggy on Carey. She looked much better from a distance. She took me to John & Pete's, .25 jackson, is this the house evryone seems to go to? She gave a pretty good cbj, she played with my balls and deep throated. Gave her a jackson.

[Sweet Pea]

Dated Heidi a few nights ago. She was on Wilkens/Monroe. Real cute slender redhead, 20's, mostly shaved, nice friendly attitude. Didn't look weatherbeaten like a lot of the other girls out there, but I did notice drops of blood on her jeans which a lot of times means she's on the hype. CB at her crib nearby. Performance wasn't as good as her looks, but an overall good experience which I'd do again.

[Baltimonger]

Tonight, the shopping was very poor in the south and southwest areas of the city. LE was non-existent, and my ULE radar was not detecting anything either. I did end up with young Kristen in Pigtown. She damned near laid down in the road to get me to stop for her. She said she passed on many tonight, because she had a bad vibe about the lack of LE presence. She said there was mad money to be made out there tonight though, being the 3rd of the month and a Friday. Kristen, for those who haven't been with her, is not a GFE. However, she has a willingness to do just about anything. Does it all with a carefree attitude. We went to her house (more on this place later), paid the $10 room fee, and got my 1/2 & 1/2 for 2 Jacks. She gets real wet when getting porked. Mish, doggie, and finished with CIM.

Back to the house: This is the same place that Peyton and Diamond were living at. Peyton moved out a couple of weeks ago, and Diamond moved out last night. I have to apologize for for giving the wrong addy to those who asked before. It was the one that ended with a "6", but Peyton had told me it was the one that ended with a "4".

Stay safe,
K.J. Baltimonger

[Robux]

This girl had damn near perfect teeth. One of the problems with Methadone is that it destroys teeth.

[Liketowatch56]

Does anyone recommend Alberto's spa in Baltimore?

[In Search]

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[Wheezer]

Baltimonger,

This is Muffin,

You have caused quite a stir with all of my dates with all of your disparaging remarks about me. Whether you like me or not is not sufficient reason for you to create untruthful tales about me. You sure have a vivid imagination. Why don't you apply this to some constructive effort.

Regarding you fisting me, if your hand is as tiny as your dick, then you could fist me with both of your hands at one time.

Muffin

[Baltimonger]

Half finished tattoo the size of a small plate? Unless it is real recent, that's not what mine had. The body type is the same. Mine had very full lips. She was on the meth, which has taken her period (good) for the year or so she's been in the program.

Like I said before, YMMV. Maybe she thought I was a cop. That's not unusual.

[Robux]

Well, the Muffin I fucked did do doggie, mish and CG, gave decent head, and was a decent fuck. Just for on-the-spot identification, she has a half-finished tatoo on the base of her spine that's about the size of a small plate. She's thin but not CCL, about 5'6", honey blond/brown hair that falls down to the middle of her upper arm when it's down.

Robux

[Hoki High]

Hey guys,

I coming up to your neck of the woods this weekend and I could use some help finding a place to locate a playmate, pm me if you want. Thanks in advance.

Hoki High