USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

[Redneck 1]

So how do you find her? Ad or contact info. PM if so.

Her advertisement on USA Adult Classifieds contains a phone number and two ways to send a private message:

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...ig-booty-.html

Lena (Hope this helps Redneck 1)

Thank you for your detailed and helpful report on her.

[Relax808]

Since I have first met up with Lena in early April, I have seen her four times, most recently early last week. $100 would be greatly appreciated by her for a full service date. $50 or $60 would be appreciated by her for a BJ. I will say it again, she is a nice lady and does provide a nice experience. How you decide to experience her services, car date or taking her back to your place, may influence if you want to boost her final tip.

(Confession: On our last date, I was low on funds, but she she agreed to see me anyway and asked me for a favor. Her cat needed food, so she asked if we could go to the store afterwards. No problem. She picked up a few other things and when we got to the cashier, she pulled out her money. I stopped her, said it was on me and I used my credit card. She did not assume I would pay. She was happy and appreciated the gesture. I was mildly amused.

So how do you find her? Ad or contact info. PM if so.

[GiAnt34]

Have you seen her recently and what was the damage?

Since I have first met up with Lena in early April, I have seen her four times, most recently early last week. $100 would be greatly appreciated by her for a full service date. $50 or $60 would be appreciated by her for a BJ. I will say it again, she is a nice lady and does provide a nice experience. How you decide to experience her services, car date or taking her back to your place, may influence if you want to boost her final tip.

(Confession: On our last date, I was low on funds, but she she agreed to see me anyway and asked me for a favor. Her cat needed food, so she asked if we could go to the store afterwards. No problem. She picked up a few other things and when we got to the cashier, she pulled out her money. I stopped her, said it was on me and I used my credit card. She did not assume I would pay. She was happy and appreciated the gesture. I was mildly amused.

[KidFarian]

Lena is a local Caucasian / Haole woman, early 50's, with a typical mom body. Nice boobs, bit of a tummy and a big booty. She is very pleasant and agreeable, has never raised her voice with me, is easy to talk with and overall is a nice person.

Communication via text is OK to good. She rushes at times and it is hard to make out what she is saying. She is very prompt when meeting up. She does not have a car. You will have to drive to her.

She is located in the Salt Lake / Aliamanu area, between the Salt Lake Shopping Center and the Target store, off of Salt Lake Boulevard. She is open to outcalls and car dates. She does offer to do incalls, however, she does live with several people and you would be sneaking into her room.

Bareback BJ, cum in mouth is available. Bareback full service is available. She is not on birth control. She requests that you pull out and not cum in her. Fingering her pussy is OK. Fingering her butthole and fucking her butthole is not OK. I believe she would be open to kissing.

She does not watch the clock. You want to cuddle, then chat, then have her suck your dick, then take a sip of your drink, then chat, then fuck a while, then check your cell phone, then chat a little more, then fuck her pussy, then have her suck your dick, etc. , she is not going to rush you.

Lena is very flexible on her tip. I, like some of you, try to negotiate a low price, to limit my damage should the date end up shitty. When I can, I try to give her a little more than the agreed upon price because, to be honest, she needs the money.

I can imagine really young guns might like meeting up with a woman that is as old as his mom. I can imagine old guys enjoying the company of a younger woman that is patient with the challenges of a gentleman with vintage equipment. For me, I am in the middle. If you go in with reasonable expectations, you should have a pleasant experience.

Have you seen her recently and what was the damage?

[GiAnt34]

Lena is a local Caucasian / Haole woman, early 50's, with a typical mom body. Nice boobs, bit of a tummy and a big booty. She is very pleasant and agreeable, has never raised her voice with me, is easy to talk with and overall is a nice person.

Communication via text is OK to good. She rushes at times and it is hard to make out what she is saying. She is very prompt when meeting up. She does not have a car. You will have to drive to her.

She is located in the Salt Lake / Aliamanu area, between the Salt Lake Shopping Center and the Target store, off of Salt Lake Boulevard. She is open to outcalls and car dates. She does offer to do incalls, however, she does live with several people and you would be sneaking into her room.

Bareback BJ, cum in mouth is available. Bareback full service is available. She is not on birth control. She requests that you pull out and not cum in her. Fingering her pussy is OK. Fingering her butthole and fucking her butthole is not OK. I believe she would be open to kissing.

She does not watch the clock. You want to cuddle, then chat, then have her suck your dick, then take a sip of your drink, then chat, then fuck a while, then check your cell phone, then chat a little more, then fuck her pussy, then have her suck your dick, etc. , she is not going to rush you.

Lena is very flexible on her tip. I, like some of you, try to negotiate a low price, to limit my damage should the date end up shitty. When I can, I try to give her a little more than the agreed upon price because, to be honest, she needs the money.

I can imagine really young guns might like meeting up with a woman that is as old as his mom. I can imagine old guys enjoying the company of a younger woman that is patient with the challenges of a gentleman with vintage equipment. For me, I am in the middle. If you go in with reasonable expectations, you should have a pleasant experience.

[Redneck 1]

Have any forum members had a session with this advertiser, Lena?

Nice....big booty... (Honolulu)

Sweet...im the one u'd want to be with and feel comfortable...38 28 41..c cups. Avail. For u. Lena 600-XXXX

Lena

Looking to meet nice guys. Big booty white MILF, 42" booty with c cups. I am very friendly and flexible to your schedule. Gentlemen only.

She's been advertising in the USA Adult Classifieds since May 15, and has also advertised in the Streetwalker Reports thread and the Escort Classified Ads Member Discussions thread, but so far I've been unable to find any reviews of her.

[Lopaka Smith]

I've seen and felt them after the boob job. I think the surgeon did a very good job. I really like them. Of course, I am partial to man-mades.

While I like a woman with full breasts, a woman with small pert, natural breasts has always seem to have been more fun.

Just in my opinion.

Though there was this one girl (and she was a real girl) from Nanakuli with 38 Ds that gave me the 4 hour ride of my life one night. But that was the one exception to the general rule.

Lopaka.

[JennaDean]

This afternoon I was looking at the Honolulu advertisements in the USA Adult Classifieds, and this one by Jennadean attracted my attention:

Aloha winnah! How you Island Hammah?!

Wassup kanaka! How you Hammah?! So what's the deal? I see you checking everything out... c'mon already stop wasting time and just call me. If you don't know me no worries all you gotta know is I take care! I love what I do and I do what I love! So you think you can pound then come on down! I'm always down to grind! So no scared, no be shy just try 808-XXX-XXXX

In my opinion, that's a well-written and psychologically creative advertisement. I've never met that provider and I don't know whether in real life she's good or not, but I do like her ad.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...d-Hammah-.html

Malo lahi (thank you very much) winnah! I appreciate the love shown. Maybe one day we can change our status.

[KidFarian]

This afternoon I was looking at the Honolulu advertisements in the USA Adult Classifieds, and this one by Jennadean attracted my attention:

Aloha winnah! How you Island Hammah?!

Wassup kanaka! How you Hammah?! So what's the deal? I see you checking everything out... c'mon already stop wasting time and just call me. If you don't know me no worries all you gotta know is I take care! I love what I do and I do what I love! So you think you can pound then come on down! I'm always down to grind! So no scared, no be shy just try 808-XXX-XXXX

In my opinion, that's a well-written and psychologically creative advertisement. I've never met that provider and I don't know whether in real life she's good or not, but I do like her ad.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...d-Hammah-.html

I haven't seen her personally but she's been all over and now I've seen her on SA as well. I'm tempted to try bc of her reviews in The tightest Nani thread and her personality seems fun too. I'll report back if we connect.

The Kid.

[Skahawaii]

This afternoon I was looking at the Honolulu advertisements in the USA Adult Classifieds, and this one by Jennadean attracted my attention:

Aloha winnah! How you Island Hammah?!

Wassup kanaka! How you Hammah?! So what's the deal? I see you checking everything out... c'mon already stop wasting time and just call me. If you don't know me no worries all you gotta know is I take care! I love what I do and I do what I love! So you think you can pound then come on down! I'm always down to grind! So no scared, no be shy just try 808-XXX-XXXX

In my opinion, that's a well-written and psychologically creative advertisement. I've never met that provider and I don't know whether in real life she's good or not, but I do like her ad.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...d-Hammah-.html

LOL she going for the green bottle drinking, high visibility shirt wearing, lifted truck driving braddahs! Aurite!!

[Redneck 1]

This afternoon I was looking at the Honolulu advertisements in the USA Adult Classifieds, and this one by Jennadean attracted my attention:

Aloha winnah! How you Island Hammah?!

Wassup kanaka! How you Hammah?! So what's the deal? I see you checking everything out... c'mon already stop wasting time and just call me. If you don't know me no worries all you gotta know is I take care! I love what I do and I do what I love! So you think you can pound then come on down! I'm always down to grind! So no scared, no be shy just try 808-XXX-XXXX

In my opinion, that's a well-written and psychologically creative advertisement. I've never met that provider and I don't know whether in real life she's good or not, but I do like her ad.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...d-Hammah-.html

[Incogfilipino]

I have seen similar restrictions about Indian clients in Asia also purely anecdotal.

In Asia, specifically Thailand and the Philippines, the Indian guys have a reputation to lowball, not pay the agreed amount, short the girls, rough up the girls, or try to get them into rooms with multiple guys. Not all Indian guys are like this, of course, it's just a stereotype, but it is understandable that the girls don't want to take that chance and even put themselves in that situation. In Pattaya there are even bars and gogos that flat out don't allow Indian guys in, although I have seen exceptions happen when a group of Indian guys buys a few bottles. Some of the working girls in those countries I have spoken to that have those policies have them in place due to bad experiences they had in the past, so there definitely is some validity to it.

[Duke Atreides]

Today I noticed that Elli, one of the USA Adult Classifieds advertisers in Honolulu, is refusing service to Muslims. Never had I seen that exclusion before in any Honolulu provider advertisements. Is it more common in some locations on the mainland where there are more Muslims? Maybe she could be commended for helping Muslims to honor the principles of their religion, which forbids sexual relations outside of marriage and patronizing prostitutes.

It is interesting.

I have encountered a few ladies of the night who have the same rules. When I was in Amsterdam me and my girlfriend rented two girls that we liked in one of the windows and we had a blast with them. Afterwards we all hung out and talked for almost an hour and became good friends. During those conversations they talked about the different clients they get and unusual requests. One of the things that I mentioned is that their Muslim clients have a hard time adapting to the rules and end up making unusual request that are usually beyond the normal clientele. One of them showed us the dildo she used on the client before us and said she keeps it around because it is a common request for many of her Muslim clients but it annoys her because of the cleanup and attitude. This is purely anecdotal of course but she said they are just "not fun" to service. They both said they never turn them down but they also do not tap on the glass or call them over. This of course was all the way over in the Netherlands so take what you will. I have seen similar restrictions about Indian clients in Asia also purely anecdotal.

[Redneck 1]

Today I noticed that Elli, one of the USA Adult Classifieds advertisers in Honolulu, is refusing service to Muslims. Never had I seen that exclusion before in any Honolulu provider advertisements. Is it more common in some locations on the mainland where there are more Muslims? Maybe she could be commended for helping Muslims to honor the principles of their religion, which forbids sexual relations outside of marriage and patronizing prostitutes.

[Blake123]

So how come you're "partial to man-mades", Blake? That's a really interesting comment and I'm just curious what your thoughts are on this topic.

Because I like full and firm (but not hard) tits. Most natural tits I've seen were saggy, which turns me off.