USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

[Redneck 1]

I've also attached the photo below, just in case the advertisement expires.

Unfortunately the photo didn't attach to my review, but it can currently be viewed in her advertisement.

[Redneck 1]

Recently, I had a very nice session with Lena / Ladyelle1963. Here's a link to her current USA Adult Classifieds advertisement, with a phone number and a genuine photo:

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...-treatment.htm

I've also attached the photo below, just in case the advertisement expires.

When we met in person, I realized that I already knew her from a previous incarnation (confidential), which made the session perfectly comfortable for both of us from the start. Lena is an experienced, mature, fair-skinned haole provider who was born on the mainland but has lived in Hawaii for many years. She's probably in her forties, and in my opinion she looks sexy for her age. She says that she's 5' 3" in height, and that seemed reasonable to me. As she says, she's definitely "curvy" (pleasingly plump). I was particularly turned on by her big and completely natural breasts, which were readily available for gentle oral and manual play throughout our session. I also especially liked her face and eyes. Lena certainly has a big booty (one of her nicknames is Big Booty Cutie) for guys who like that feature. Her pussy is currently shaved.

Lena's personality was mellow, pleasant and easygoing. We had friendly and interesting conversation before and after the sexual part of the session. There was no time limit set for our date, and no time pressure whatsoever. The relaxed session, which included washing before and after, lasted more than an hour.

Here's what was on the menu for my session: pleasurable DFK; manual stimulation of Little Red; gentle breast play; a good BBBJ; extended DATY, which she certainly enjoyed and which put her in a great mood for sex; and BBFSCIP intercourse. All that for half the usual cost of an AMP visit, which I considered an excellent value. However, Lena emphasized that whether she will provide BB service is her personal choice with each client, and definitely isn't automatic, so please respect her right to choose. Also, please remember that I previously knew her for years and had multiple prior dates with her, so the price and services that I received as a well-established client may be different than what's available for an unknown or lesser-known monger. Interestingly, Lena told me that at her discretion, some additional menu items may be available for future dates. By the way, if she would like a drink, I would advise giving it to her. In my experience, it has a favorable effect on her personality and performance. Yet she's also a good-natured provider when completely sober.

[Redneck 1]

How about this one? Any reviews on this mature provider?

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...lulugirl-.html

Below are several, and if you use the forum search tool for the entire Honolulu forum, you will find more in various threads.

Honolulugirl, you are beautiful, sexy, awesome massage skills, wonderful personality, kind, a heart of gold, and now I had no idea how intelligent you are. Your thinking and writing is amazing. How could someone like you not be snatched up and spoken for? Simply amazing person.

She is doing the name your own price promo again. I saw her the other night. Her skills have definitely improved!

BBBJ skills is great - deep throat, ball licking, face fucking like a champ. Not sure if she allows CIM, she has not in the past, but I swear she was trying to get me to nut in her mouth.

BBFS was offered - multiple positions and she is very open to directions. Very friendly and non-rushed service. Finished up with a nice massage.

Texted and made an appointment to see HG, it was mid afternoon and she saw me right on time, no complications. She greeted me warmly, scantily dressed and piqued my interest right away. After a quick rinse off shower, she joined me on the king sized bed. Nice set up with a canopy and very comfy. She doesn't have a massage table yet but has her "practice session" on the bed. Brothers if you like to chat, be ready for a quick wit and almost a verbal assault! She loves to chat, is very vocal, I teased her that she must love BJ's as she is so oral! She laughed and said she did, it was one of her specialties as she was instructed well by a bi-guy. Well she learned her lessons well as I commented that if more guys knew about her technique they would be lined up around the block. HG is a warm hearted, well rounded interesting individual. If you like the lure of the game and excitement of something new, you can't go wrong here. About 5'2, 130, nicely shaped, not shy actually inquisitive as to how to please. Quite an adventure for a novitiate monger with no real downside. Standard rates, easy location close to Don Quixote. Chance them, you may be surprised.

Honolulugirl, just wanted to say thank you for the massage last month. I too had an enjoyable experience and you helped get those knots out of my shoulder blades. Hope to see you again in the near future.

After reading that a free massage was being offered, I had to try it. I had a stiff neck and shoulders and I just needed it massaged a little. I set up an appointment and went to see Honolulugirl. I told her that I want the free massage and that was not a problem. When I arrived, I called and she directed me to her place. No table yet since she is just starting off but told me she would massage me on the bed. She said that I could take a shower so I went ahead and showered. She asked me to get on the bed and then she showered. I had a view of her when she got out of the shower and I really liked what I saw. Before she put on her clothes, I asked her if she could keep them off. She did. She massaged my neck, shoulders, legs and feet. That is about all there was time for with her 30 minute free massage. She said that other things were available. Since she knows about this site and that I found her through it, there was no need to go into what other things exactly. I don't know her full menu but I am certain full service is available. As for the talking mentioned by another, she did talk throughout the massage. She did mention that if I preferred it quiet, she would not talk so tell her if you don't want conversation. She is attractive to me and I liked looking at her body while getting a massage. She felt the knots in my neck and shoulder and spent a lot of time on them. If I hadn't needed to get to work, I would have gone for some other services once the massage was over. She did not ask for a tip and there was no hard sell on other services. This was exactly as advertised. When I go back, I will report on the other services.

[HornyBoi898]

How about this one? Any reviews on this mature provider?

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...lulugirl-.html

[Redneck 1]

Recently I received a private message asking how to currently contact Treena. She has a new phone number. Here's the link to her most recent advertisement, which contains that new phone number:

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...some-fun-.html

Below are two posts about her from last year. In my experience, everything I wrote about her before is still applicable. My most recent BJ date with her was just a few days ago, and it was among my best ever with her. However, please remember that I've dated her numerous times over a long period of many years, so realistically the type and quality of services that I receive may be significantly different from those received by new or less-experienced customers.

Among my all-time favorite BJ providers is Treena (also known as BigBootyCutie). This morning, I noticed that she's posted an advertisement (that includes her phone number) in the Honolulu section of USA Sex Guide's USA Adult Classifieds.

(Outdated link deleted.)

Treena is of mixed ethnicity, primarily African-American but also Hispanic and American Indian. She has a lovely chocolate-colored complexion that I admire, and does her makeup very well in my opinion. I've known her for many years and have dated her countless times (mostly for BJs) over the years. Here's why:

(1) In my experience, Treena's BJ skills are high quality and she has the energy, stamina and patience to perform the long and relaxed type of BJ that I especially like as an old guy. She has the intelligence to remember exactly what I prefer, and the willingness to follow instructions, so I receive precisely the type of BJ that I want on any particular day or night. Treena also has some special, confidential services that I greatly enjoy, but those may not be available for new customers.

(2) For me, Treena has always been Miss Personality -- friendly, cheerful, smiling, sociable, genuine, interesting conversation, etc. She's never once been moody or irritable with me.

(3) Treena has consistently been an honest and problem-free provider in my experience. I know that a date with her will always go smoothly and be completely satisfying for me. She's never made any false promises to me and never tried to change a verbal agreement after the date began. Plus, when she's dated me at my home, she's always been a very polite and well-behaved guest and nothing has ever gone missing.

(4) Unlike many providers, Treena is usually reliable about answering her phone, even at times when other providers often don't answer. I've dated her in the morning, the afternoon, the early evening, and late at night, whenever I've wanted a satisfying BJ. Although she sometimes may be late for appointments, as many women are, with me she's never failed to show up for an appointment.

Now remember, Treena is a quite sizeable provider and a mature provider, so if those are "deal breakers" for you, even for BJ service, you've been informed in advance. Also, it seems that her rules and prices are different for new customers than for a longtime repeat customer such as me. So you will need to personally discuss those with her beforehand. However, I suspect that if a guy treats her nicely and with the respect she deserves -- and becomes a regular repeat customer -- eventually the rules may vanish and the prices may become more flexible.

One last tip: if she wants a drink or two, provide it for her. In my experience, that will always enhance the date.

Here are two tidbits that I forgot to include in yesterday's report.

(1) Treena enjoys two-provider threesomes, as long as she chooses (or at least approves) the other female provider. The threesomes go beyond just male-female interaction to include various sexual activities between the two female providers themselves.

(2) Here's an example of Treena's personality, at least in my experience as a longtime customer. Earlier this year, she recommended me to another provider and introduced me to that provider, a low-profile part-timer whom I never would have met without Treena's assistance. After I had two wonderful GFE dates with that other provider, I offered Treena a tip for her help. Her response? "Oh, you don't have to do that". Of course, I gave her the tip anyway.

[Redneck 1]

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...some-fun-.html

Has anyone tried her? Wanted to know if she is legit and not a bit and switch.

Please see my post above this one. She's "legit"; she isn't "a bit and switch"; and she's isn't even a bait and switch (smile).

[HornyBoi898]

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...some-fun-.html

Has anyone tried her? Wanted to know if she is legit and not a bit and switch.

[Redneck 1]

Hey her ad wasn't found have any info on her?

Her advertisements are now up again:

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...rveycutie.html

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...vey-cutie.html

[Redneck 1]

Hey her ad wasn't found have any info on her?

Her forum name is LadyElle1963, so you might want to try sending her a private message.

[SdForYou]

Most gas stations now charge for filling air in tires, so whenever I am near the Salt Lake Shopping Center, I like to stop and fill my tires with some free air. As soon as I started, another car pulled up right behind my car. I got annoyed. After I was done, I decided to text Lena to see if she was available for a car date. (How I go from free air to annoyed to car date, I have no idea).

She answered quickly and 10 minutes later, she was in my car. Lena was wearing a nice short-ish black dress and smelled nice. Pleasant BBBJ with a bit of licking / sucking of my balls. When it got a little toothy, she quickly adjusted. BBFS, her pussy was bald, felt good and made me cum. No CIM, no CIP. Lena is a mature Caucasian woman, nice boobs, big booty, thick around the waist. A mom body. If you have a place nearby, she should provide a leisurely date. Negotiate an amount. The time is really not an issue.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...vey-cutie.html

(I actually just came across her new ad today. Hope this helps.).

Hey her ad wasn't foundhave any info on her?

[JennaDean]

I miss you buggahaz so much I coming home just for you!

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Hope to see you coming. .

[HornyBoy13]

Let me know when you make your move by PM.

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Xoxoxo JD.

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I heard that she can take a fat dick. So she'd love mine.

[GiAnt34]

Most gas stations now charge for filling air in tires, so whenever I am near the Salt Lake Shopping Center, I like to stop and fill my tires with some free air. As soon as I started, another car pulled up right behind my car. I got annoyed. After I was done, I decided to text Lena to see if she was available for a car date. (How I go from free air to annoyed to car date, I have no idea).

She answered quickly and 10 minutes later, she was in my car. Lena was wearing a nice short-ish black dress and smelled nice. Pleasant BBBJ with a bit of licking / sucking of my balls. When it got a little toothy, she quickly adjusted. BBFS, her pussy was bald, felt good and made me cum. No CIM, no CIP. Lena is a mature Caucasian woman, nice boobs, big booty, thick around the waist. A mom body. If you have a place nearby, she should provide a leisurely date. Negotiate an amount. The time is really not an issue.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...vey-cutie.html

(I actually just came across her new ad today. Hope this helps.).

[Honolulu Yobo]

Let me know when you make your move by PM.

[http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...ust-try-.html] QUOTE=JennaDean;3451342]Aloha all you fine Hammah'z in the 808. Just wanted to lyk that I posted an ad in the USA adult classifieds and it's geared specially for you members. Take a look and if you not shy come try while I'm here. I'll be moving off island on the 21st of July. I hope to meet you Horny fuckers soon.

Xoxoxo JD.

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[JennaDean]

Aloha all you fine Hammah'z in the 808. Just wanted to lyk that I posted an ad in the USA adult classifieds and it's geared specially for you members. Take a look and if you not shy come try while I'm here. I'll be moving off island on the 21st of July. I hope to meet you Horny fuckers soon.

Xoxoxo JD.

Next time include a link to your ad on our sister site

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