USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

**OnTheHuntinFla** · 10-26-19 13:48

Ok. So the ad with her friend Nina is switched. If you look at the ad that says Nina you will get Nova. Dreamed I went up towards Altamonte and when she came outside to take a quick ride to the Geneva I knew that it was going to be a great date and I was probably going to need to hold on. Probably 5'4" and 100# soaking wet. What a spinner frame! Able to hold a good conversation on the way to dreamland. What happened next was a whirlwind of fun! You know how it is when you have a great dream but just can't describe it to anyone.

I will repeat in a heartbeat. I know she is going out of town this weekend but come Monday she should be back and available. Give this one a ride, it is all good and definitely worth the trip.

**OnTheHuntinFla** · 10-26-19 13:46

Ok. So the ad with her friend Nina is switched. If you look at the ad that says Nina you will get Nova. Dreamed I went up towards Altamonte and when she came outside to take a quick ride to the Geneva I knew that it was going to be a great date and I was probably going to need to hold on. Probably 5'4" and 100# soaking wet. What a spinner frame! Able to hold a good conversation on the way to dreamland. What happened next was a whirlwind of fun! You know it is when you have a great dream but just can't describe it to anyone.

I will repeat in a heartbeat. I know she is going out of town this weekend but come Monday she should be back and available. Give this one a ride, it is all good and definitely worth the trip.

**OnTheHuntinFla** · 10-26-19 13:41

Had a dream I saw her at her new in call which is very safe in a very nice neighborhood. No worries. Same great dreams as in the past. No rush. Always makes sure everything is clean and perfect for the date.

Can't go wrong if you decide to dream of her.

**Rjmredjr** · 10-26-19 12:17

Originally Posted by OliverOil [View Original Post]

OB, you're in luck, next time is in 2 weeks.
http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=97501&cityid=98

Available: 11/11 - 11/15 (Orlando).

Hot and wet. Tantalizing sensations. Sensory overload. Want to get rubbed the right way while your erotic massage fantasies are fulfilled? Enjoy long, gliding strokes that create an ohhh so fantastic feeling or better yet, spark some excitement in your life with my exploding oral experience 👅 It's the ultimate in erotica and a truly unforgettable massage!

Do you dare to take it to the next level with NURU? Ready for a steamy body-to-body glide? Imagine the intensity of a fit, toned body being used as a massage tool to relax your stiff, hard muscles. Lose yourself in bliss as you enjoy the slippery goodness 😛 Better hold on tight, you're in for a real delight! 😈.

Avalon is the dirty alter ego of a very discreet, very normal LMT behind all the glowing USASG reviews. Based in St. Petersburg, she's available in Orlando one week each month. While she may be a Mediterranean Cougar on the outside (5'1" 120# 36 DDD-28-38 tanned / toned / enhanced); there's nothing but hot, steamy fantasies inside!

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7501&cityid=98

Just reading the Ad I'm up at attention Already setting up to see her again can't wait.

**OliverOil** · 10-26-19 10:41

Originally Posted by OdinsBeard78 [View Original Post]

Got to see avalon this past Wednesday. As always she is full of energy and my old fat ass is doing my best to keep up (in every way). Definitely take your supplements before seeing her and she has no problems letting you know what she likes too. I have seen her two times now and they were both great and I will certainly see her again. I love her tan, tight body and bolt ons. She's fun to talk to and gives a nice massage if you're interested at all. Great safe incall in upscale tourist locale. Until next time.

OB, you're in luck, next time is in 2 weeks.
http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=97501&cityid=98

Available: 11/11 - 11/15 (Orlando).

Hot and wet. Tantalizing sensations. Sensory overload. Want to get rubbed the right way while your erotic massage fantasies are fulfilled? Enjoy long, gliding strokes that create an ohhh so fantastic feeling or better yet, spark some excitement in your life with my exploding oral experience 👅 It's the ultimate in erotica and a truly unforgettable massage!

Do you dare to take it to the next level with NURU? Ready for a steamy body-to-body glide? Imagine the intensity of a fit, toned body being used as a massage tool to relax your stiff, hard muscles. Lose yourself in bliss as you enjoy the slippery goodness 😛 Better hold on tight, you're in for a real delight! 😈.

Avalon is the dirty alter ego of a very discreet, very normal LMT behind all the glowing USASG reviews. Based in St. Petersburg, she's available in Orlando one week each month. While she may be a Mediterranean Cougar on the outside (5'1" 120# 36 DDD-28-38 tanned / toned / enhanced); there's nothing but hot, steamy fantasies inside!

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7501&cityid=98

**Nexis** · 10-26-19 00:49

Went to see Alex in her new location. Everything was legit I've been seeing Alex for years and she's one of the nicest and most trusted providers that I call. You can read all the great reviews but her new place is safe.

**ODFeelin** · 10-25-19 16:45

Originally Posted by Mase13 [View Original Post]

I reached out to her to see about 30 min appointment, very quick to respond with address and fee. Her fee was on the high end at $. 4 for 30 min so I declined as that was more then I thought for 30 min. Anyone with some intel on this girl would be appreciated. Before I commit to this I would like to hear if anyone can say it is worth the price.

Mase out!

I saw her back in beginning of last month for the 1st time. She is a tall girl as I'd read in the reviews. She was easy to set up with standard address to complex and room number when you arrive. Her donation was $$ for the hour. She was dressed in some short cotton shorts and a tank top when I arrived. Her ad said she was GFE, but my experience didn't reflect that. She did ablidge with a BBBJ, but looked away the whole time and it was fairly robotic. There was no kissing, never let me suck her tits or fiv. She fumbled around with the super thick hat trying to put it on and then to some Mish and K9 to finish. Probably won't repeat because there's better service for $$.

**James 999** · 10-25-19 15:20

Originally Posted by PaulAtreides [View Original Post]

Damn always wanted to meet Shannon love because of that ass and Juicy too.

In regards to Nina, do you mean Nina or her friend? I don't think those are pics of Nina I think that's her friend.

I have seen this girl twice. First time was really good second time she was geeking on something and it wasn't as good. Her service is good and her price is good. Teeth are messed up and kind of hard to look at. But the pictures of her are from a couple years ago and she is not that thick anymore. She recently had a baby and lost about 20 to 25 pounds. I definitely would not call it false advertising she is the girl in the pictures she's just not as curvy as that anymore. I recommend you going to see her just don't make her laugh or smile.

**Laope** · 10-25-19 13:39

Originally Posted by McWired [View Original Post]

Posted this inquiry back in July but didn't get much feedback. Anyone seen this lady? Her photos give me a boner. http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=96222&cityid=98

No the girl in the pics. Not GFE.

**Guckt0** · 10-25-19 12:25

Originally Posted by HotLuck54 [View Original Post]

Agree with this post. Kylie of Alt was sweat, wet and did everything I wanted except a trip to the Isles. Saw her October 13. Did take a while to match schedules. She has a life outside our Fantasies.

HL54.

Don't get me wrong she was nice and sweet, accommodating etc. But that still doesn't change the fact that her shit reeked of death down there. I hope anyone who reads my rants, goes back to these providers and tells them what I post, so they can fix themselves appropriately before accepting another client.

**Guckt0** · 10-25-19 12:21

Originally Posted by PaulAtreides [View Original Post]

Damn always wanted to meet Shannon love because of that ass and Juicy too.

In regards to Nina, do you mean Nina or her friend? I don't think those are pics of Nina I think that's her friend.

Either way regarding Shannon, she was like 10 years older gained hella weight. Those Pics were taken at angles to avoid showcasing her weight and I'm sure she used some sort of editing whether it be snapchat or something else to showcase her skin was perfect, which its not (lots of sagginess). Her teeth were decaying and effed up. Also she kept rushing the whole time and saying are you done yet when the HHR wasn't even finished. On top of that she was super mechanical at one point. Granted I like to rate girls based on past providers and ATF, so they have an unfair advantage. At the same time, idgaf I have certain expectations. And if you don't meet them then your trash. Were expected to keep our part of the bargain then so should they, especially since they advocate that in their ads.

**Guckt0** · 10-25-19 12:13

Originally Posted by PaulAtreides [View Original Post]

Damn always wanted to meet Shannon love because of that ass and Juicy too.

In regards to Nina, do you mean Nina or her friend? I don't think those are pics of Nina I think that's her friend.

Nova / Nina It was the blonde one I guess whose name is Nova, she has a bunch of tats. Smokes hella ganja. But they both have the same # I guess.

**HotLuck54** · 10-25-19 07:49

Originally Posted by JustCruzin [View Original Post]

Just another data point, I've seen her twice and all was fine, no tuna tacos noticed. Nice sessions, just wish her schedule was a bit more accommodating. JC.

Agree with this post. Kylie of Alt was sweat, wet and did everything I wanted except a trip to the Isles. Saw her October 13. Did take a while to match schedules. She has a life outside our Fantasies.

HL54.

**Paul Atreides** · 10-25-19 05:52

Originally Posted by Guckt0 [View Original Post]

I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina (http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7089&cityid=98). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte (https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...t/864216366490).

5) Shannon Love (https://escortalligator.com.orlando....5/shannon/love) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.

6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.

P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.

Damn always wanted to meet Shannon love because of that ass and Juicy too.

In regards to Nina, do you mean Nina or her friend? I don't think those are pics of Nina I think that's her friend.

**Guckt0** · 10-25-19 00:52

Originally Posted by Captainv [View Original Post]

You're doing us a great service! I can't stand stinky pussies myself, it totally kills my mood. I have dumped girlfriends that were otherwise great gals because of smelly cooch!

No one should deal with that should. Thats one of the things that separates us from the animals, we bathe ourselves properly. Or at least some of us supposably know how to.