USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

[Nightwing12]

Those pics don't lie rich, she is on the last innings of the candy game, another yeah or 2 I'd say she will likely be dead.

A negative review does not mean it's fake news. I had one date with her and it was awful. I just finished and left quickly. She was strung out on something and even partially admitted it on a text to me later.

[Nightwing12]

I doubt anyone here is going to respond to you, as everyone here knows she reads this forum and knows her client's handle on here. So, I think (just an assumption) is that most of these reviews are over hyped, as their future visits are at stake. I think improbable, if not impossible, that there has never been even one "the only small complaint I had was. ".
Sorry guys but I don't need to take my vitamins thru hour long fuck fests with girls in their 20s and Im a mish guy, so Im doing most of the work.

I've seen some pics of Avalon's face from the side and even with the photoshopping she must be in her 40's. She still looks damn good in her pics, but we all know that pics are, at best case the absolute best they could look, but normally they won't look nearly as good.

I'm sure that she is probably working out to keep her shape at her old age, and probably looking better than almost all other escorts out here that are not posting on EROS or private books.

I gave up messaging her through multiple channels over a month with no response. I'm sure she is in no need of my business, as it seems she has a long list of regulars. I was more disappointed that Michele1 L didn't want to see me, as I much prefer younger girls. Anyway, have fucked much hotter girls (hundreds of hotter girls) than both. Mostly outside of the US, but also here in the states.

Just one man's opinion, but I would much rather pay 20 year old Sofia Colombian $4. 5 than $3. 0 to a 40+ year old. Also, $2. 0 to a 28 yo Molly, etc, etc.

Anyway, seems like international business travel will be back soon, so will be back to 20 yo 10+ for $.5 - 2-3 different ones on any given weekend day! Fucking love variety!

I actually went out with her a few times years ago before she did the escort thing. She was just modeling then (but turning tricks when she could I believe). She's in her early to mid 40's.

[Hey Flint]

I doubt anyone here is going to respond to you, as everyone here knows she reads this forum and knows her client's handle on here. So, I think (just an assumption) is that most of these reviews are over hyped, as their future visits are at stake. I think improbable, if not impossible, that there has never been even one "the only small complaint I had was. ".
Sorry guys but I don't need to take my vitamins thru hour long fuck fests with girls in their 20s and Im a mish guy, so Im doing most of the work.

I've seen some pics of Avalon's face from the side and even with the photoshopping she must be in her 40's. She still looks damn good in her pics, but we all know that pics are, at best case the absolute best they could look, but normally they won't look nearly as good.

I'm sure that she is probably working out to keep her shape at her old age, and probably looking better than almost all other escorts out here that are not posting on EROS or private books.

I gave up messaging her through multiple channels over a month with no response. I'm sure she is in no need of my business, as it seems she has a long list of regulars. I was more disappointed that Michele1 L didn't want to see me, as I much prefer younger girls. Anyway, have fucked much hotter girls (hundreds of hotter girls) than both. Mostly outside of the US, but also here in the states.

Just one man's opinion, but I would much rather pay 20 year old Sofia Colombian $4. 5 than $3. 0 to a 40+ year old. Also, $2. 0 to a 28 yo Molly, etc, etc.

Anyway, seems like international business travel will be back soon, so will be back to 20 yo 10+ for $.5 - 2-3 different ones on any given weekend day! Fucking love variety!

How old is Avalon? She looks to be mid 40's?

[Bertil]

Her incall is amazing, the lights, the mirrors, the 4 posted bed (the better to tie you down my dear). Etc. It's not a session, it's adventure so take your vitamins, put on your big boy pants and experience it for yourself. There's not a better BBBJ or massage in Orlando and so much more on the menu.

http://avalon.sexy

The only reason I have not had a session with her is because I don't want anyone knowing who I am on these forums. Maybe one day I'll give in but for now I'll have to pass on anyone that wants my handle on this site.

[PapiCholo]

Her incall is amazing, the lights, the mirrors, the 4 posted bed (the better to tie you down my dear). Etc. It's not a session, it's adventure so take your vitamins, put on your big boy pants and experience it for yourself. There's not a better BBBJ or massage in Orlando and so much more on the menu.

http://avalon.sexy

How old is Avalon? She looks to be mid 40's?

[OliverOil]

Well if you could see the smile on my face, you'd understand why it's so great that Avalon is back in Orlando. I was able to see her this morning in her new place and everything was as expected again. Anyone who has seen her knows this Woman is First Class all the way. I don't write many reviews, but I felt it was necessary today just to let Avalon know how great it is to have her back. Life is good in O-Town again. See you again soon A!

Tbuc1.

Her incall is amazing, the lights, the mirrors, the 4 posted bed (the better to tie you down my dear). Etc. It's not a session, it's adventure so take your vitamins, put on your big boy pants and experience it for yourself. There's not a better BBBJ or massage in Orlando and so much more on the menu.

http://avalon.sexy

[OliverOil]

Finally got to dream about Berlin. Beautiful, smart, and sweet. Only had time for hhr but she genuinely wanted me to stay longer. Plus, nice quiet neighborhood and clean place. Didn't feel sketched out for a minute. I'm sure you guys know what I mean. Hoping to set something up again soon!

She's a keeper, sweet as can be, no drama, excellent communicator and drop dead gorgeous. Her role play is amazing, I love to play pretend with her. Can't wait to see her again.

[Orlando2637]

So you may have noticed that Avalon has a friend named Berlin. https://avalon.sexy/home-1/meet-avalon/meet-berlin/.

I've had the pleasure of seeing her 3 times in the last 2 trips that Avalon made to Orlando and I can say that her pics do not do her justice. She's much better looking in person and she's a fabulous partner to be with. Tall, blond, gorgeous, GFE and a real sweetheart. I did the duos with Avalon and it was epic. Berlin does everything you want in a GFE. While she may be new to this, she's a natural and she has Avalon to coach her. She even does role play and took on multiple personas in the story I concocted. From Dr. Berlin to Mistress Berlin to Ms. Berlin the GFE, very versatile. She's going solo but you schedule her with Avalon, via PM or text. I've got my dates scheduled for the week or DEC. 13th and I suggest that you do too. Here's the calendar, https://avalon.sexy/calendar/.

And here's the eye candy.

Finally got to dream about Berlin. Beautiful, smart, and sweet. Only had time for hhr but she genuinely wanted me to stay longer. Plus, nice quiet neighborhood and clean place. Didn't feel sketched out for a minute. I'm sure you guys know what I mean. Hoping to set something up again soon!

[Seeking2020]

I have not yet been able to get back into the site, so Admin is probably still working through issues.

Very much look forward to the site being back, as I only saw providers that were advertising on the "sister site" and were well reviewed in this thread. And that never went wrong for me.

One thing that I really liked. Was when the Classified site reflected the area of town in which the provider was providing services.

It was nice to know whether the lady in question was way north in Longwood or Sanford. Or way south in Kissimmee, or Davenport. Or right downtown.

(Any advice on where I can find localized advertisements, or any provider located near downtown, would be appreciated.).

[ManuelJellison]

Those pics don't lie rich, she is on the last innings of the candy game, another yeah or 2 I'd say she will likely be dead.

What do you mean?

[PapiCholo]

I believe the site is back up. But running very slowly but it's progress, for anyone wondering.

https://theclassifieds.nl/Default.aspx

This forum needs a software upgrade too.

USASexGuide is running vBulletin version 4. 1. 4 which came out in like 2011-12, LOL.

I don't even think this old ass release is supported by vBulletin anymore so if this shit crashes or has any issues there is no support from them. Hopefully the site admin is doing daily back ups and is competent on doing restores cause if the shit hits the fan getting back up will be a shit show like the classifieds site has been. Its been down for what? Almost 2 years now? LMFAO.

[BrandonS]

I believe the site is back up. But running very slowly but it's progress, for anyone wondering.

https://theclassifieds.nl/Default.aspx

[Tbuc1]

Well if you could see the smile on my face, you'd understand why it's so great that Avalon is back in Orlando. I was able to see her this morning in her new place and everything was as expected again. Anyone who has seen her knows this Woman is First Class all the way. I don't write many reviews, but I felt it was necessary today just to let Avalon know how great it is to have her back. Life is good in O-Town again. See you again soon A!

Tbuc1.

[Redsox2005]

So I've been trying to see her for a while and she's been moving but I'm the lucky bastard to see her first at her new place. Started off with a nice relaxing massage for about 30 min. From the massage table we moved to the bed where she went to town on my cock in her mouth. Man o man, I ain't going to lie that head is good. After about 3 min I unloaded where every drop was taken. Short break and I offered up my pussy licking skills. Fellas I'm telling you I had her Cummin quick. She fed me her hot pocket until she came about 5 more times. After a little more nut bath, jr was hard as a rock and she hopped on for a 30 min drive. Let me tell you, she rode me hard, fast, and sensual. She rode my dick until she couldn't cum anymore. We then went on the side were I got in her pussy deep and hard. Fellas I fucked her a hard as I could for a full 10-15 min and she loved it. " best" dick of the year. So long story short, we I was departing I realized I had been there almost 3 hours. Again I apologize for taking up you guys time. And we are pretty sure she climaxed 27 times. Thanks AVALON for a wonderful afternoon. New place is pretty cool and decent location.

Sox out.

[Nickoglock]

Well. Alex most certainly is not 'on vacation'. I spent time with her yesterday morning to celebrate her birthday and as always very much enjoyed our time together. She is available for her friends so give her a call.

The 'fake news' was deleted from STG. Posted by a disgruntled senior member from here unfortunately. Don't believe everything you read. Look at all the reviews out there and decide. The good far outweigh the bad for Alex.

I'd say more. But that would likely get flagged as drama and deleted. LOL.

MiMan.

Those pics don't lie rich, she is on the last innings of the candy game, another yeah or 2 I'd say she will likely be dead.