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**ProMonger1998** · 09-11-17 22:34

YMMV but definitly not my cup of tea. They are the girls in the pic, however, not as young and firm as the pics portray.

Originally Posted by LuvLargeCheeks [View Original Post]

Interesting. I saw the blonde a couple weeks ago I enjoyed her head game very enthusiastic good DT. Maybe it was before the drugs.

**LuvLargeCheeks** · 09-11-17 20:43

Interesting. I saw the blonde a couple weeks ago I enjoyed her head game very enthusiastic good DT. Maybe it was before the drugs.

Originally Posted by ProMonger1998 [View Original Post]

Figured I'd give this a shit, they feed me that we're not druggies food is my drug bullshit too. But they're clearly on something, they're speech was so lathargic and labored and they could barely keep their eyes open. Pics are from 10 years ago, they are not clean and neither is there room, felt like I was standing in front of 2 life sized germs, room smelled like animals with no animals present. Observing the brusing and scabs all over bodies and their overall desheveled appearance, I decided not to partake and got the fuck out of there. They didn't like that very much and started blowing up my monger phone giving sob stories trying to get me to come back saying they canceled someone else for me. Smh. If you're an SP and you don't know how to schedule your clients you need to do something else. Then they wanted something for their time, seriously!? For what!? Rather audacious to think you should something for nothing but that's how some people think.

**Live365** · 09-10-17 12:06

I had a chance to visit the college hottie- Cleo.

I text about 7:30 am Friday morning to set up for mid morning- she responded 30 mins later.

A few more messages and appointment was locked down.

Based on reviews I had high expectations they were exceeded to say the least!!

She opened the door to her super clean studio apartment wearing a silk kimono looking amazing.

Invited me in and we got comfortable real quick- she is so sexy and articulate it's easy to forget you are with an SP.

Head- great (she loves to blow, eye contact, spit strings etc).

Body- slim thick blemish free, ass OMG.

Kitty Smell and taste perfect I stayed down there for most of the visit-LOL. She gets off over and over, all you can eat.

She's smart and fun, will not rush you.

Pound town is no problem she will take what you got and put her juicy ass and hips into it. Plenty of dirty talk and encouraging from her.

At 19 she is way beyond her years in both intelligence and sexual appetite.

After the session I commented of how into it she was. She told me I really love sex. (Fucking Right she do).

In my opinion I feel like she is a unicorn- I'm so glad I hooked up with her and look forward to many more sessions in the future.

Live365.

**YoungHotEbony** · 09-10-17 10:50

Originally Posted by Patk455 [View Original Post]

Contacted Cleo from the sister site yesterday about meeting before Irma comes through, things worked out to see her today and had a great time. She's nice, looks great (pictures are her), and fun -- other reviews appear to be on point, don't think I could add much.

Oh, and her kitten (as in a literal cat) seemed cool too.

I had fun with you too! Also I think my cat, Keanu, thinks you're pretty cool as well.

**TicoRico** · 09-10-17 02:54

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**RunnerGuy** · 09-09-17 21:56

Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch [View Original Post]

Got blown away recently by Hurricane Jenn. She looked amazing in a flowery silk kimono and after some DFK she undid my belt and pulled off my pants to reveal my cock for some DTBBBJ. Hurricane Jenn took every inch I could give her and delivered a tremendous gale force wind and lots of precipitation upon my cock. My head began to spin like the eye of a hurricane and I was afraid the power might get knocked out so I decided to go in search of some food. Fortunately I was able to get some DATY in the middle of Hurricane Jenn.

At this point it was very slippery and wet conditions so I put on a raincoat. My cock found its way into Jenn's tight tropical depression and I held on for dear life, first in mish, then K9. The force of Hurricane Jenn literally flipped me on my back and continued its assault on me in RCG and then spun a 180 on my cock into CG where it bucked with Category 5 force up and down on my cock. Two rather large weather balloons appeared and I was able to grab hold of them. Fortunately I hung on long enough to make it to the calm of the eye of the hurricane.

Just then the other side of the eye wall hit me, blowing my rain coat off and pummeling my cock with relentless DTBBBJ. It was then that I started to feel a tremendous storm surge. I released a tsunami of salty fluid onto the weather balloons and felt a huge sigh of relief that I had survived. I'm afraid there may be another Hurricane Jenn brewing in the Atlantic so consider this an official hurricane warning.

SYM.

Struck out again with Jenn today. Waiting over 45 minutes for her. How are you so successful in getting her to see you SYM. I bow to the master. If it wasn't for our previous history I wouldn't put up with this behavior but this may be the last time I fall for 5 min away then I'm here but get radio silence.

**AlexLynn266** · 09-09-17 21:26

Originally Posted by YankeeDoodle [View Original Post]

Last post I thot I might get a deal due to storm, , what was I thinkin'? One PM came that was higher than a previous quote, one was too far, one was wrong body type, so no deals there. I have been looking to meet up with well-reviewed AlexLynn266, and thanks to storm she had a slot available for the Doodle at her regular, but fair rates. I was a bit leary of her location- , hey. She has moved to a nicer place, on I-drive! All my storm preparations were done, now it was time for an evacuation of Doodle Jr. She has a nice style, asking about some of my preferences in music, lights, etc. In mere moments she was an old friend. I can truly say I forgot it was a service! It's rare for me to so enjoy the time as I did today. And I felt she had really made an effort to please me. I'm not going into details here, read her other reviews. I shall report what is pertinent; she is an excellent provider, pictures are true. She is A-cup petite, 98 lbs, very sweet, and I shall repeat. So I'm going to face Irma with a smile, bring it on!

Thank you for being so easy to talk to and hang out with!! I can't wait to see you again!! Maybe we can have a repeat huh? Talk to you soon!

**Yankee Doodle** · 09-09-17 21:00

Last post I thot I might get a deal due to storm, , what was I thinkin'? One PM came that was higher than a previous quote, one was too far, one was wrong body type, so no deals there. I have been looking to meet up with well-reviewed AlexLynn266, and thanks to storm she had a slot available for the Doodle at her regular, but fair rates. I was a bit leary of her location- , hey. She has moved to a nicer place, on I-drive! All my storm preparations were done, now it was time for an evacuation of Doodle Jr. She has a nice style, asking about some of my preferences in music, lights, etc. In mere moments she was an old friend. I can truly say I forgot it was a service! It's rare for me to so enjoy the time as I did today. And I felt she had really made an effort to please me. I'm not going into details here, read her other reviews. I shall report what is pertinent; she is an excellent provider, pictures are true. She is A-cup petite, 98 lbs, very sweet, and I shall repeat. So I'm going to face Irma with a smile, bring it on!

Originally Posted by YankeeDoodle [View Original Post]

So our curfew will happen Saturday around 5 PM? Any providers running a special before the town gets shuttered? I will have a couple hours to play Saturday.

**Patk455** · 09-09-17 14:48

Contacted Cleo from the sister site yesterday about meeting before Irma comes through, things worked out to see her today and had a great time. She's nice, looks great (pictures are her), and fun -- other reviews appear to be on point, don't think I could add much.

Oh, and her kitten (as in a literal cat) seemed cool too.

**ProMonger1998** · 09-09-17 07:31

Figured I'd give this a shit, they feed me that we're not druggies food is my drug bullshit too. But they're clearly on something, they're speech was so lathargic and labored and they could barely keep their eyes open. Pics are from 10 years ago, they are not clean and neither is there room, felt like I was standing in front of 2 life sized germs, room smelled like animals with no animals present. Observing the brusing and scabs all over bodies and their overall desheveled appearance, I decided not to partake and got the fuck out of there. They didn't like that very much and started blowing up my monger phone giving sob stories trying to get me to come back saying they canceled someone else for me. Smh. If you're an SP and you don't know how to schedule your clients you need to do something else. Then they wanted something for their time, seriously!? For what!? Rather audacious to think you should something for nothing but that's how some people think.

Originally Posted by Mj832 [View Original Post]

Okay, admittedly not my proudest moment but I'm a sucker for a $130 3 way dream. They aren't winning any beauty contests but they are cool, funny and into each other. They seemed to really enjoy the D also. You could have a 3 way and then eat some Dennys with them. They aren't drinkers or druggers but they told me they love them some food! Got to respect it a little bit. If nothing else watching two chicks slob the nob at the same time is always a sight to behold.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...x-the-FuN.html

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**AlexLynn266** · 09-09-17 04:07

Originally Posted by KW1234 [View Original Post]

After some reading on the board decided to contact Alexlynn266 today for some adult time. We meant, had a lunch and chatted up a bit. Started out with BBBJ and tell you, I'm an older guy and barely held it together. All I can say is WOW! Never had anything like that. Finished up with cow girl and believe me, did not take long. Talk about skill and attention to detail, easy to talk to. A complete package. Have to agree with everyone here and highly recommend and can't wait to repeat. Have to recharge first (Thanks Alexlynn266.).

Just want to say thank you! Sorry so late. Stay safe.

**Yankee Doodle** · 09-09-17 00:10

So our curfew will happen Saturday around 5 PM? Any providers running a special before the town gets shuttered? I will have a couple hours to play Saturday.

**SevenYearMitch** · 09-08-17 13:13

Got blown away recently by Hurricane Jenn. She looked amazing in a flowery silk kimono and after some DFK she undid my belt and pulled off my pants to reveal my cock for some DTBBBJ. Hurricane Jenn took every inch I could give her and delivered a tremendous gale force wind and lots of precipitation upon my cock. My head began to spin like the eye of a hurricane and I was afraid the power might get knocked out so I decided to go in search of some food. Fortunately I was able to get some DATY in the middle of Hurricane Jenn.

At this point it was very slippery and wet conditions so I put on a raincoat. My cock found its way into Jenn's tight tropical depression and I held on for dear life, first in mish, then K9. The force of Hurricane Jenn literally flipped me on my back and continued its assault on me in RCG and then spun a 180 on my cock into CG where it bucked with Category 5 force up and down on my cock. Two rather large weather balloons appeared and I was able to grab hold of them. Fortunately I hung on long enough to make it to the calm of the eye of the hurricane.

Just then the other side of the eye wall hit me, blowing my rain coat off and pummeling my cock with relentless DTBBBJ. It was then that I started to feel a tremendous storm surge. I released a tsunami of salty fluid onto the weather balloons and felt a huge sigh of relief that I had survived. I'm afraid there may be another Hurricane Jenn brewing in the Atlantic so consider this an official hurricane warning.

SYM.

**Katie Lovett** · 09-08-17 12:26

Originally Posted by Islander65 [View Original Post]

I made the trip to Orlando Saturday to visit with these two. Set it up for an hour. First contact was through PM then texting. Set up was easy. They are very nice and accommodating. They very much want to please! I am not going into details but a good time was had and I can check a threesome of the bucket list. They are legit and safe providers.

Happy Hunting and Stay Safe!

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...-Trouble-.html

It was definitely great to meet you before I left! Sorry it took a while for me to reply. My first week off was a busy one. Paige and I really enjoyed your visit. Hope you have a great weekend and stay safe during the storm!

Xoxo,

Katie.

**Alligator19** · 09-07-17 17:24

Originally Posted by SoloCupgGuy [View Original Post]

You could catch BBBJ fever. It's quite contagious.

True. I've got a bad case myself. As far as I can tell, ain't no cure!

But, many of our ladies are doing some top notch research to find a cure. True heroes of medical science.