USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

[LordDickApoMam]

Just curious why the Umpa Lumpa name? I have been
Thinking of seeing her. She seems normal to talk to so far?

She sent me a picture and her skin was extremely orange after her tan. She kinda resembles one, but if you send her an Oompa Loompa video she'll give you a discount. Also another member in here mentioned she robbed him so be careful.

[TheRock20]

Has anyone seen Jasmine before? Body and that booty looks on point.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/dayt...scorts/1145626

[StrawHat]

I didn't go back 3 years when I searched. I'm guessing her digits changed as well. I'll give her a try next time I'm in her area.

Thanks for the info, StrawHat.

I wrote a review of my experience with her back in April 2015. She disappeared after that, until recently, I have not seen her since, but I would. Title was: Body-Rub Gal, "Paris", visiting Orlando.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...298&viewfull=1#post2434298.

[TheSwampHawk]

Please.

Really.

Happy Hunting, Stay Safe.

-SH.

You learned like many of us did that:

1. Never pay up front.

2. never pay up front.

3. Did I mention never pay up front? Then don't!

4. Never take more than what you will pay and do not take jewelry, wallets, or anything of value (second ammendment an exception).

5. Your pants must have a line of sight to you. Out of sight out of mind you get robbed.

So no ticket no laundry. Let's starve this one out.

[RegularGuy69]

I searched for any posts for "ParisNFL" but returned nothing. I searched for any posts for "Paris" and returned a lot of out of state but nothing resembling the Orlando AD.

I did a google search on her number but nothing specific returned.

Does anyone have experience with this one?

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...4090&cityid=98

Thanks, Strawhat.

I wrote a review of my experience with her back in April 2015. She disappeared after that, until recently, I have not seen her since, but I would. Title was: Body-Rub Gal, "Paris", visiting Orlando.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...298&viewfull=1#post2434298.

[StrawHat]

I searched for any posts for "ParisNFL" but returned nothing. I searched for any posts for "Paris" and returned a lot of out of state but nothing resembling the Orlando AD.

I did a google search on her number but nothing specific returned.

Does anyone have experience with this one?

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...4090&cityid=98

Thanks, Strawhat.

[IIIII]

Does someone have an experience with Sara Lee,
http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...6513&cityid=98.

She runs around with Shysky55 aka Susie Q, whichever she goes by. Susie Q's ad below, cant find the review but she had help from a b/f or management separate a monger with his money and did not receive any service. If someone can find the review please quote and add it, i cant for the life of me find the review. Personally i wouldnt take the risk seeing girl who runs around with a ripoff girl.


http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=54932&cityid=98


**EDIT**

Found it, it was in the POSITIVE Escort Reviews section. Post #12687

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...4932&cityid=98

Worst experience of my life. Incall pretty far away. I get there and I should've known. I saw her before she saw me and all I heard was constant knocking on apartment door.

Fine, she sees me and comes back out. A few min in we are getting comfortable and a dude without a shirt walks in. "You're cheating on me now?" I bolted. Not worth it. They have my phone and sandals. I always leave card and keys in my car.

Stay away guys. I thought I was going to die. I don't carry a gun.

[Mcobrandon]

Does someone have an experience with Sara Lee,
http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...6513&cityid=98.

I was potentially looking at her as well. After some research I found the following;
https://www.adultlook.com/p/2913144

[TrailMaestro]

Does someone have an experience with Sara Lee,
http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...6513&cityid=98.

[Member #5829]

Hello fellow mongers, I will back in town next week and I was looking to have a dream about doubles, does anyone have suggestions or digits? I would appreciate any help I can get. Thanks.

[TheRock20]

Anybody seen this one recently?

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=55027&cityid=88

[ChuckNoris]

The umpa lumpa strikes again. Smh. Should've asked for the umpa lumpa special.

Just curious why the Umpa Lumpa name? I have been
Thinking of seeing her. She seems normal to talk to so far?

[WilliamMstrs]

Went in for an hr dream. She mentioned that everything was covered and then started smoking in the room which threw me off.

After I went in the restroom, she doesn't want to do business with me and stole all my donation. I managed to get a Jackson but didn't want to fight with a *itch. Stay away fellas.

You learned like many of us did that:

1. Never pay up front.

2. never pay up front.

3. Did I mention never pay up front? Then don't!

4. Never take more than what you will pay and do not take jewelry, wallets, or anything of value (second ammendment an exception).

5. Your pants must have a line of sight to you. Out of sight out of mind you get robbed.

So no ticket no laundry. Let's starve this one out.

[PopperOrland]

Went in for an hr dream. She mentioned that everything was covered and then started smoking in the room which threw me off.

After I went in the restroom, she doesn't want to do business with me and stole all my donation. I managed to get a Jackson but didn't want to fight with a *itch. Stay away fellas.

She Wanted 150 roses for 1/2 session I counter at 80 and she went radio silence I am gessing that was a good sign for me.

[OdinsBeard78]

The umpa lumpa strikes again. Smh. Should've asked for the umpa lumpa special.

Damn she was sweet when I saw her didn't ask for money upfront no problem. Maybe she manager or some other chicks giving her shit advice. Thanks for the update.