USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

[O Town]

Sorry Skyee fans. Had the absolute worst experience with her tonight. After a few texts back and forth ended up at her place, a long term stay complex off of the trail. After waiting for the final text for the room number in the parking lot (10-15 minutes later) knocked on the door and God dam. She packed on the pounds. Definitely BBW status now but I was okay with that just looking to relieve my headache with one of those 2017 trail specials I remember so well. Gave the negotiatied tip and I wish I would have paid attention to where she put it. (never making that mistake again) I get comfortable and look over and in a matter of 10-15 seconds she actually fell asleep standing up drinking a dam milkshake. At this point I pick my pants off the bed and my dam cell phone slips out of my pocket, hits the floor and cracks the screen. At this point I continue getting dressed and am simply ready to just call it a loss. She wakes back up, I get undressed again and she goes to work. She fell asleep three or four fucking times with my cock in her mouth. So naturally each time I push it down her throat to wake her ass up. Absolutely amazing she instantly snaps back into action each time until she finally just passes out for good, I mean lights fucking out! I just simply gave up, I push her passed out ass off me and begin to get dressed. I stand up and theres a dam kitten playing by my shoes, I think nothing of it until I go to put them on. The fucking cat pissed in my brand new shoes, weird thing is her room didn't smell like cats at all. WTF I couldn't make the shit up if I tried, it was like I was living out a fucken comedy movie, Im almost expecting to wake up with a dam tiger in my hotel room bathroom .

So I'm out.

One brand new pair of Nike's (by the way if you see a bum on the trail sporting a new pair of size 11 black and orange air maxes you know where they came from, chucked them bitches out the window at the light at consulate and OBT. God dam cat piss stinks!!

60 burritos I know overpaid to begin with but in work truck and couldn't go cruising up and down the trail).

100 burritos for new phone screen.

Total damage close to 300 burritos, would have been cheaper to go to GG or BO!

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Dude feel bad for you, but I kept waiting for the next thing to go wrong.

[Dantnr]

Do you happen to know if she allows trips to the islands?

Lucky you, she just posted that she loves trips to greece.

[RatFish]

I dreamed I saw Kaityx yesterday. She now has a new number, and a new ad up on the sister site. It was a quick dream for headache relief only, but man oh man! Kaity, if you haven't seen her, is a BBW, but a sexy as hell one with huge naturals. She is very, very submissive with DT ability. Let me face f at ck her as hard as I wanted, paid attention to the boys, and swallowed every drop. Highly recommend for headache relief. She is located on the southeast side near the airport. Senior members can PM for digits or just give the ad a gander.

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Scott.

Do you happen to know if she allows trips to the islands?

[LuvsBoobs1984]

I dreamed I saw Kaityx yesterday. She now has a new number, and a new ad up on the sister site. It was a quick dream for headache relief only, but man oh man! Kaity, if you haven't seen her, is a BBW, but a sexy as hell one with huge naturals. She is very, very submissive with DT ability. Let me face f at ck her as hard as I wanted, paid attention to the boys, and swallowed every drop. Highly recommend for headache relief. She is located on the southeast side near the airport. Senior members can PM for digits or just give the ad a gander.

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Scott.

A little too much IMO, I'd do 80 tops, it's a long drive for me though.

[Member #5829]

Had a dream two weeks ago that I had a lovely visit Funcanadian, she was very lively, nice and easy to talk to. When I arrived at her place she was very inviting and started an awesome massage. She then paid some great attention to the boys and some bbj action. After that we went at it mish, followed by some great doggie. She's a great girl and a fun time, couldn't go wrong with that dream.

[Hodar]

I've been meeting a lot of providers there lately.

Maybe I'm missing something, can you tell me how to query providers on there? And than contact them?

Thanks.

[ScottChase1976]

I dreamed I saw Kaityx yesterday. She now has a new number, and a new ad up on the sister site. It was a quick dream for headache relief only, but man oh man! Kaity, if you haven't seen her, is a BBW, but a sexy as hell one with huge naturals. She is very, very submissive with DT ability. Let me face f at ck her as hard as I wanted, paid attention to the boys, and swallowed every drop. Highly recommend for headache relief. She is located on the southeast side near the airport. Senior members can PM for digits or just give the ad a gander.

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Scott.

[BBC386]

You got any ad link or number for the rest of us?

Social media brother, make an account, once you found one you've found them all. There are plenty of 304's in Orando to go around. Do the leg work it's easier than you think.

[HungStud2000]

She aint even that hot. There is top notch brazilians and colombians in town, model quality for. 8 to 1. 5 coin. I would tell her to pound sand for 4 coins.

Chick wants 400 an hour to fuck. This Twat is no doubt on crack cocaine! Only a FOOL would even consider paying her this ridiculous amount of cash.

Don't do it Orlando!

C5.

[Chris5]

She quoted me 2. 5 for hr massage and $$$$ for full. Told no thanks. I guess she thinks we're in Vegas.

Chick wants 400 an hour to fuck. This Twat is no doubt on crack cocaine! Only a FOOL would even consider paying her this ridiculous amount of cash.

Don't do it Orlando!

C5.

[Chris5]

Hey just curious about Barbie. I don't believe I've seen a report on her in awhile. Anyone seen her lately. Feel free to DM me.

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Thanks.

Max.

Very selfish and very overpriced! I asked her for a 40 buck dream and she had the audacity to hang up on me.

C5.

[Max3232]

Hey just curious about Barbie. I don't believe I've seen a report on her in awhile. Anyone seen her lately. Feel free to DM me.

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Thanks.

Max.

[HungStud2000]

I've been meeting a lot of providers there lately.

You got any ad link or number for the rest of us?

[BBC386]

During the break I had a few chances to meet with this amazing vixen. Private apt on Eastside that is safe. I met her on Instagram and I have to say she is way more sexxxy than her pics. Ass for days so any ass man will be fully satisfied. She has a stripper pole and does the best erotic dance and grind to get me at full attention CBJ was best I've had in a long time and helped me not bust before the main event. Lots of slobbering and humming and insane dirty talk to get blood pumping. We took to the bedroom for the main event and did the ABC's of positions all of which were great but nothing tops the view from doggy with Tori so could not hold out and busted in the wrapper. She is cool down to earth and got a good head on her shoulders. Treat her right and your in for an amazing night. I did 1. 5 for VIP first time we met and did 1 the next time which didn't have the strip show but was well worth the trip. Enjoy this sexxxy chocolate drop while you can cause I don't see this one staying in the bizz for an extended time.

Rico.

I've been meeting a lot of providers there lately.

[James 999]

Does anyone know how tall MarinaGFE is? I love short women.

Thanks,

Pilot.

She fits that bill. Max 4'10". She opened the the door and I was looking straight forward and did not see her. I'm 6'2".