USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

**Fisher King** · 11-21-19 13:23

Originally Posted by HillbillyBob [View Original Post]

New visiting the area. The link is down. I been looking at this provider on STG is this the same Crystal.

https://skipthegames.com/img/007/NDU...QzZDYzMzQ3.jpg

Yes it's the same one. Definitely try to set something up with her. I guarantee you will not be disappointed.

**Hillbilly Bob** · 11-21-19 10:03

Originally Posted by Nydru90 [View Original Post]

Well guys persistence is key. I got lucky this afternoon and was able to get in contact with PC Crystal. I saw she posted an ad on skip the games this morning so I decided to take a chance again after failing 6 months ago. I called a few times left a voice mail and text with my senior member handle from USA. The USA mention is what I think got me in. A time was set and I followed her vague directions to her incall without protest, made it there with no issues. The incall is the cleanest I've think I've been in. Anyways the hype is definitely real with crystal. We did CBJ (my choice), doggy Greek, mish Greek and had a nice convo about football / the hobby in between rounds. After I caught my two nuts I took a shower and headed back home. Honestly that was the best C-note I ever spent in the hobby. An unrushed hour with a greek queen! Crystal was amazing, very chill, and dam she can take an asshole pounding like no other. I'm definitely returning!

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7136&cityid=90

New visiting the area. The link is down. I been looking at this provider on STG is this the same Crystal.

https://skipthegames.com/img/007/NDU...QzZDYzMzQ3.jpg

**Gotj17** · 11-05-19 01:58

Originally Posted by BigDog07 [View Original Post]

(is a boner really a bone)

No, it is not.

**BigDog07** · 11-04-19 12:12

Originally Posted by ThickAndCream9 [View Original Post]

First of all, we are all friends on this site, some I know and deal with others I know and enjoy from reading there posts. Yes I must agree after reading Crystal's reviews and my friends who I know that have been with her she is well worth the time and mo-laa. My decision not Crystal's, and am I sorry, naw, was she pissed no I think more of a shock or disappointment of refusal. With all the clientele she has, I don't think she is going to lose any sleep over the Thick man is not cuming LOL. But will definitely get up there when I get shooting at Tuckers Grade, just bought a new 50 Cal. S&W hold your ears. And then report back to you guys. The grass is still high down here to go mowing up in Port Charlotte for a while. Stay safe all you guys, and keep those cards and letters come in folks. Ciao.

I also enjoy reading your post on here Thick and want you to know I wasn't giving you any grief in any way. I was just asking if she ghosted you (reading comprehension not my strong point LOL) because she's not the ghosting type. I don't think you offended her by wanting the address because of past ghosting by other girls. She just has her way of doing things for first timers and when you meet her you'll see what I mean. She doesn't have a mean bone in her body, unless I'm fucking her (is a boner really a bone) LOL.

**ThickAndCream9** · 11-02-19 08:18

Originally Posted by Allenflusa [View Original Post]

You are definitely one of the great guys on this board, and I always enjoy reading your helpful info, but it sounds to me like you pissed her off and came across as a smart ass. She has plenty of business, so doesn't need to play if there is any hesitation on her part. Sorry you missed one of the best I have experienced in this area.

First of all, we are all friends on this site, some I know and deal with others I know and enjoy from reading there posts. Yes I must agree after reading Crystal's reviews and my friends who I know that have been with her she is well worth the time and mo-laa. My decision not Crystal's, and am I sorry, naw, was she pissed no I think more of a shock or disappointment of refusal. With all the clientele she has, I don't think she is going to lose any sleep over the Thick man is not cuming LOL. But will definitely get up there when I get shooting at Tuckers Grade, just bought a new 50 Cal. S&W hold your ears. And then report back to you guys. The grass is still high down here to go mowing up in Port Charlotte for a while. Stay safe all you guys, and keep those cards and letters come in folks. Ciao.

**Hawkeye49** · 11-02-19 06:09

Originally Posted by BigBirdDog [View Original Post]

Crystal is a class act and would not do that. Her reviews here make that clear. She has enough repeat clientele that she won't miss your money. Frankly, it's your loss, not hers.

I suspect you misunderstood my post as a reply to T and Cs post. It really had nothing to do with Crystal but more to do with sharing a similar instance that happened to me with another lady. I'm sure Crystal is a class act and I'm sure she's got plenty of clientele. With that said there's no chance I would be attempting to squeeze into her rotation and it's not because of T and Cs post. So no loss for me or her as it sounds like there is plenty to go around for her.

**Nydru90** · 11-02-19 03:53

Well guys persistence is key. I got lucky this afternoon and was able to get in contact with PC Crystal. I saw she posted an ad on skip the games this morning so I decided to take a chance again after failing 6 months ago. I called a few times left a voice mail and text with my senior member handle from USA. The USA mention is what I think got me in. A time was set and I followed her vague directions to her incall without protest, made it there with no issues. The incall is the cleanest I've think I've been in. Anyways the hype is definitely real with crystal. We did CBJ (my choice), doggy Greek, mish Greek and had a nice convo about football / the hobby in between rounds. After I caught my two nuts I took a shower and headed back home. Honestly that was the best C-note I ever spent in the hobby. An unrushed hour with a greek queen! Crystal was amazing, very chill, and dam she can take an asshole pounding like no other. I'm definitely returning!

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7136&cityid=90

**Gotj17** · 10-30-19 13:25

Originally Posted by ThickAndCream9 [View Original Post]

Wow I get a text saying I am returning your text from Crystal of Port Charlotte. W T F I have been trying and really just giving up for some time to get up there, and do our thing. So here goes. As I am texting back and forth asking if I have ever been there and not lying, me saying no. So we schedule for an appointment Sunday morning at 10 AM. So more chit chap and me asking her off exit 170 where do I go and what is the address. She says oh when you get off exit, call me, and me driving from the Cape is not that close. Call me and I will guide you in. Sorry guys heard this before and so did you mongers. You call and no answer or there message is full same old shit. So I tell her yeah I call and your asleep from the night before and didn't hear the phone, after I drove all the way up here. So she says to me I have 100 guys calling me each day, (Really). So she says are you coming or what?. So I say well I guess your only going to being having 99 guys call tomorrow. She replies, (Have a nice day). The more I think of it, naw the fucking drive would have pissed me off, if she didn't answer and if I did't bring some guns with me, I then could have stopped at Tuckers Grade and gone shooting (O Well Maybe the Thick man is getting to stubborn in his old age LOL).

The first time I dreamt of seeing her it was the same deal. She had me call at the exit for the first set of turns and then a call as I got close for a step by step to her door. She will not text the actual address. You can save it with her number after you leave. Too bad for you.

**Allenflusa** · 10-29-19 15:18

Originally Posted by ThickAndCream9 [View Original Post]

Wow I get a text saying I am returning your text from Crystal of Port Charlotte. W T F I have been trying and really just giving up for some time to get up there, and do our thing. So here goes. As I am texting back and forth asking if I have ever been there and not lying, me saying no. So we schedule for an appointment Sunday morning at 10 AM. So more chit chap and me asking her off exit 170 where do I go and what is the address. She says oh when you get off exit, call me, and me driving from the Cape is not that close. Call me and I will guide you in. Sorry guys heard this before and so did you mongers. You call and no answer or there message is full same old shit. So I tell her yeah I call and your asleep from the night before and didn't hear the phone, after I drove all the way up here. So she says to me I have 100 guys calling me each day, (Really). So she says are you coming or what?. So I say well I guess your only going to being having 99 guys call tomorrow. She replies, (Have a nice day). The more I think of it, naw the fucking drive would have pissed me off, if she didn't answer and if I did't bring some guns with me, I then could have stopped at Tuckers Grade and gone shooting (O Well Maybe the Thick man is getting to stubborn in his old age LOL).

You are definitely one of the great guys on this board, and I always enjoy reading your helpful info, but it sounds to me like you pissed her off and came across as a smart ass. She has plenty of business, so doesn't need to play if there is any hesitation on her part. Sorry you missed one of the best I have experienced in this area.

**DavGood** · 10-28-19 09:38

Originally Posted by MobyD [View Original Post]

Love it when the girls use our sister site. Moby says he can't make it to see this one but he wanted to promote this site's girls. He's damm wore out from 3 1/2 hrs with his Seeking favorite this morning! Mmmmhmmmmmm good times.

Called left message no return call.

**ThickAndCream9** · 10-28-19 07:34

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**BigDog07** · 10-27-19 17:37

Originally Posted by ThickAndCream9 [View Original Post]

Wow I get a text saying I am returning your text from Crystal of Port Charlotte. W T F I have been trying and really just giving up for some time to get up there, and do our thing. So here goes. As I am texting back and forth asking if I have ever been there and not lying, me saying no. So we schedule for an appointment Sunday morning at 10 AM. So more chit chap and me asking her off exit 170 where do I go and what is the address. She says oh when you get off exit, call me, and me driving from the Cape is not that close. Call me and I will guide you in. Sorry guys heard this before and so did you mongers. You call and no answer or there message is full same old shit. So I tell her yeah I call and your asleep from the night before and didn't hear the phone, after I drove all the way up here. So she says to me I have 100 guys calling me each day, (Really). So she says are you coming or what?. So I say well I guess your only going to being having 99 guys call tomorrow. She replies, (Have a nice day). The more I think of it, naw the fucking drive would have pissed me off, if she didn't answer and if I did't bring some guns with me, I then could have stopped at Tuckers Grade and gone shooting (O Well Maybe the Thick man is getting to stubborn in his old age LOL).

So are you saying you made the appointment and she ghosted you? I've been seeing her for years and she's never once done that. She's pretty reliable and definantly doesn't seem like the type.

**BigBirdDog** · 10-27-19 15:49

Originally Posted by Hawkeye49 [View Original Post]

I had the same thing happen to me with the Ms. Robinson alias who knows lady only my drive was almost 2 hours. I never thought I'd hear myself say this but I've had way better luck these days on SA! Anyway as far as I'm concerned do that to me one time and I look at it like the 3rd strike and your out.

Crystal is a class act and would not do that. Her reviews here make that clear. She has enough repeat clientele that she won't miss your money. Frankly, it's your loss, not hers.

**Hawkeye49** · 10-27-19 15:44

Originally Posted by ThickAndCream9 [View Original Post]

Wow I get a text saying I am returning your text from Crystal of Port Charlotte. W T F I have been trying and really just giving up for some time to get up there, and do our thing. So here goes. As I am texting back and forth asking if I have ever been there and not lying, me saying no. So we schedule for an appointment Sunday morning at 10 AM. So more chit chap and me asking her off exit 170 where do I go and what is the address. She says oh when you get off exit, call me, and me driving from the Cape is not that close. Call me and I will guide you in. Sorry guys heard this before and so did you mongers. You call and no answer or there message is full same old shit. So I tell her yeah I call and your asleep from the night before and didn't hear the phone, after I drove all the way up here. So she says to me I have 100 guys calling me each day, (Really). So she says are you coming or what?. So I say well I guess your only going to being having 99 guys call tomorrow. She replies, (Have a nice day). The more I think of it, naw the fucking drive would have pissed me off, if she didn't answer and if I did't bring some guns with me, I then could have stopped at Tuckers Grade and gone shooting (O Well Maybe the Thick man is getting to stubborn in his old age LOL).

I had the same thing happen to me with the Ms. Robinson alias who knows lady only my drive was almost 2 hours. I never thought I'd hear myself say this but I've had way better luck these days on SA! Anyway as far as I'm concerned do that to me one time and I look at it like the 3rd strike and your out.

**ThickAndCream9** · 10-27-19 07:57

Originally Posted by GolfGuy [View Original Post]

My caddie stopped to see this one on the way to Tampa. Looks just like her pics, long blonde hair, allover tan, great legs and tits, a little thick in the middle but not flabby by any means. Awesome lady. Been around a while and does what it takes to keep her happy customers coming back again and again. Great incall at a private residence about 5 minutes off 75 at the Kings Hwy exit. Very reasonable rates and a pleasurable times was had by both he says. Treat her right and she'll treat you right.

Golfguy, playing through.

Wow I get a text saying I am returning your text from Crystal of Port Charlotte. W T F I have been trying and really just giving up for some time to get up there, and do our thing. So here goes. As I am texting back and forth asking if I have ever been there and not lying, me saying no. So we schedule for an appointment Sunday morning at 10 AM. So more chit chap and me asking her off exit 170 where do I go and what is the address. She says oh when you get off exit, call me, and me driving from the Cape is not that close. Call me and I will guide you in. Sorry guys heard this before and so did you mongers. You call and no answer or there message is full same old shit. So I tell her yeah I call and your asleep from the night before and didn't hear the phone, after I drove all the way up here. So she says to me I have 100 guys calling me each day, (Really). So she says are you coming or what?. So I say well I guess your only going to being having 99 guys call tomorrow. She replies, (Have a nice day). The more I think of it, naw the fucking drive would have pissed me off, if she didn't answer and if I did't bring some guns with me, I then could have stopped at Tuckers Grade and gone shooting (O Well Maybe the Thick man is getting to stubborn in his old age LOL).