Streetwalker Mongering 101

[LimaBean]

What do you guys think about becoming an uber driver to pick up streetwalkers? It seems like that would give you cover if you got pulled over after picking up a SW. Just tell the cop you're an uber driver and you are picking up a passenger. Also seems like a good way to hook up with SWs if you drive in an area with a lot of SWs. Maybe could even negotiate a deal with reduced prices for free rides, since many of these chick don't have cars.

Work is slow for me right now and I drive an EV, so I might give this a shot.

Just be prepared for him to ask to see your Uber app showing you're legit picking her up for a ride. I'm not saying you're obligated to show it or that he'll even ask. Just have ready whatever your response will be so you're not fumbling your words and acting guilty as hell.

[Ezinho]

What do you guys think about becoming an uber driver to pick up streetwalkers? It seems like that would give you cover if you got pulled over after picking up a SW. Just tell the cop you're an uber driver and you are picking up a passenger. Also seems like a good way to hook up with SWs if you drive in an area with a lot of SWs. Maybe could even negotiate a deal with reduced prices for free rides, since many of these chick don't have cars.

Work is slow for me right now and I drive an EV, so I might give this a shot.

[Ausse Salt]

A SW I picked up gave me a good tip: when you're sitting in your vehicle & she's giving you head, don't look down to watch. It's tempting as it enhances the experience to watch & feel that mouth sliding up & down. Instead, just sit & stare straight ahead. Maybe put your elbow by the window & your fingers on the side of your face as if you're thinking & listening to the radio. Passers-by will pay less attention to you.

Craven Morehead.

Hmmm. Reckon that's good advice. Though IF you are looking down, the passers-by may also think that you're just playin' with your cellular phone. And if you're not watching things, the pretty-bird blowing yer bone surely might slip her hand into your pocket and grab a extra twenty!

But thanks for the tip!

# Salty.

[Craven Morehead]

A SW I picked up gave me a good tip: when you're sitting in your vehicle & she's giving you head, don't look down to watch. It's tempting as it enhances the experience to watch & feel that mouth sliding up & down. Instead, just sit & stare straight ahead. Maybe put your elbow by the window & your fingers on the side of your face as if you're thinking & listening to the radio. Passers-by will pay less attention to you.

Craven Morehead.

[Pison00]

When I first started in the hobby, sometimes girls would suggest a parking lot such as Walmart, Big Lots, office buildings, apartments, warehouses, etc. At first, I thought they were being too risky. Sometimes it was daytime, and sometimes night. I've done it a shitload of times. They sold me on the idea of hiding in plain sight. It's expected that people will sit in vehicles in parking lots, so people generally don't pay attention. I do scope for cameras and if people are in vehicles nearby or if people are walking about.

With that said, I agree that it can be dangerous at times, so I'm not trying to sell you on the idea. I prefer an empty house or motel room with a real bed for maximum pleasure and safety.

I started in this hobby around 86 in the east part of Dallas Texas before forums long existed (I think). I've always been a street walker fan type of man and remember in those really good old days it was very easy to pick up anyone that looked sketchy on those streets, yes it was a mixture of good looking and bad looking ones. I've done it in areas mentioned but preferably at night. I also noticed a common place to pick up a Street walker no matter where you are in the states, Walmart, and or a Home Depot. My first wife was a common walker in the late 80's I met her as she was working as a house keeper at a motel, to help her poor mother and relatives but my she was a very beautiful lady. She went by the name Juliet and yes I miss her a ton but I've always forgiven her for her bad deeds in life. Later in our relationship she lived with me while street working the street corners to feed off her demons in the great city of Dallas and I have always forgiven her no matter what she did to me. She went to jail many times over and over again, and last time I heard about her was in late 2006 as she wanted me to arrange a meeting with her in Dallas because I was already residing in NC, so I had to take a trip back home where she still worked the streets and the rough life and years were taking a toll on her, but we had one final great time & dinner and told her to take good care of herself and never heard of her again since. I've been an active monger since those early days too, I've had my fair share of moments in Strange Houses, Abandon buildings, out on the woods, and sometimes in cheap motels whenever I wanted full gratification. I can't count the number of great woman I've met on the streets but there still out there and as of today I am still an Active Monger doing my insane risky activities, Forgot to mentioned I been arrested countless of times due to Hunting the streets also. I found out about the forums just barely last year and have missed out on a ton of.

Un- reported activities that I could have had reported or have had seeked with the help of you helpful mongers.

[LimaBean]

Personally I think parking lots are a bad idea. It's often hard to tell if there is surveillance camera in the parking lot. The problem with Schools and colleges is that they have their own police that patrol. Many colleges have meter maids that walk around giving parking tickets. The other factor is that there tends to be more people walking to their cars.

When I first started in the hobby, sometimes girls would suggest a parking lot such as Walmart, Big Lots, office buildings, apartments, warehouses, etc. At first, I thought they were being too risky. Sometimes it was daytime, and sometimes night. I've done it a shitload of times. They sold me on the idea of hiding in plain sight. It's expected that people will sit in vehicles in parking lots, so people generally don't pay attention. I do scope for cameras and if people are in vehicles nearby or if people are walking about.

With that said, I agree that it can be dangerous at times, so I'm not trying to sell you on the idea. I prefer an empty house or motel room with a real bed for maximum pleasure and safety.

[Hargow20]

Personally I think parking lots are a bad idea. It's often hard to tell if there is surveillance camera in the parking lot. The problem with Schools and colleges is that they have their own police that patrol. Many colleges have meter maids that walk around giving parking tickets. The other factor is that there tends to be more people walking to their cars.

Another good location is a college or school parking lot. HOWEVER, be aware of commercial buildings, esp at night, they can have motion detectors, cameras and silent alarms! I learned the hard way and got popped by LE. Not a good time. Nice post.

[LimaBean]

Another good location is a college or school parking lot. HOWEVER, be aware of commercial buildings, esp at night, they can have motion detectors, cameras and silent alarms! I learned the hard way and got popped by LE. Not a good time. Nice post.

Yeah, I try to watch for cameras, but I wouldn't doubt I still provided a nice show on a DVR or two like when I get out of the vehicle and bend them over the hood to fuck.

[WhiteLake830]

Another good location is a college or school parking lot. HOWEVER, be aware of commercial buildings, esp at night, they can have motion detectors, cameras and silent alarms! I learned the hard way and got popped by LE. Not a good time. Nice post.

[LimaBean]

Streetwalker Mongering 101.

I don't consider this an all-inclusive guide. I'm sure others have great tips. Hopefully, it will make your mongering safer and more pleasurable, though.

BEFORE YOU CRUISE.

1. Clean up.

A. Wash. A number of girls will perform better if you don't smell and taste nasty. Take a shower, or at least wash your dick in the sink or use handi-wipes.

Be. Shave your pubes. It may be a scary thought at first, but pubic hair traps stank, and girls are sometimes more eager to swallow a cock and suck balls when hair isn't getting stuck in their teeth.

2. Stock your vehicle.

A. Condoms. If you plan to fuck or if you even think you might become enticed to stick your dick in her, don't rely on the girl having condoms. BYOC.

Girls may suggest you stop at a gas station to get a condom, but if you do, don't leave her in your car alone so she can pillage. If you take her inside, though, she very well may hit you up to buy her cigs, snacks, etc. , that she'll typically expect to be extra on top of what you're already going to pay her. Like I said, it's best just to already have a condom.

Also, if your dick is a little oversized, don't buy those cheapass Lifestyles. They roll off or break. Trust me.

Be. Hand sanitizer. It's nasty to have stinky fingers on your way to work, home, or to eat fried chicken. How many guys have shot their loads in that pussy since she last took a shower? I don't know if it protects from much, but when I'm with a particularly nasty girl, I put the sanitizer on my dick and balls, too. And don't forget your peehole. Yes, it burns.

See. Napkins. Do you really want to explain to your significant other why cum is leaking down your pants? Besides, when an SW doesn't have something to wipe her hands and mouth on, it may end up being your shirt or seat that she uses.

3. Secure your belongings.

A. Obvious items. Don't leave cash, credit cards, checkbooks, wallets, guns, knives, or jewelry within her sight or reach. It's particularly important not to leave a weapon in her reach because she just might use it to rob you.

Be. Not so obvious items. Don't leave out cigarettes, lighters, sunglasses, bags of stuff you just bought from a store, or anything else that you'd like to keep.

4. Know where you're going.

A. Research.

Read sites like USA Sex Guide for info on the hotspots including streets or businesses where girls may be walking or hanging out. I don't typically have to ask anyone where to go because I can figure it out by reading instead of being lazy by asking.

Be. Plan your route.

After figuring out the hotspots, if you plan to hit more than one, use Google Maps or something else to figure out the best way to go about it. Don't go across town, then back near your home or hotel, then back across town to a different area. Be organized.

See. Choosing a time to go.

It depends on the city and the current girls. In some locations, girls operate like clockwork. In others, it's hit or miss regardless of the time of day. Some favorite times for girls are morning and evening rush hours, lunch time, or when bars close. Some girls prefer to be out during the day when it's easier to be seen by prospective clients, some prefer the cover of darkness, and some just go out when they awake from their drug-induced stupor and are fiending for more drugs. Figure out what patterns, if any, are in your area.

THE CRUISE.

1. Blend in.

Blaring music, yelling out to girls, hanging your arm out the window, and continuing to go up and down the same streets are ways not to blend in. Keep your windows rolled up, particularly if they're tinted.

2. Watch your ass.

As someone who has been pulled over for picking up prostitutes and who has been run out of an area by a cop for just eyeing a prostitute, I know what I'm talking about. If you see a girl, look around. Cops can be in marked vehicles, unmarked vehicles, or just standing in the shadows dressed like a grubby citizen. If someone is watching you, think twice. Don't let the little head get the best of you like it has done for me. When a street is busy, that's the hardest time to notice if cops are eyeballing you, so proceed with caution.

3. Multiple-lane streets.

Unless one side of the street typically has the SW's, stay more in the middle lanes. This gives you opportunities to more easily pick up girls from either side.

4. Put your sun visors down.

They dim the view into the vehicle, they make it more difficult for a cop to see a known SW with you, and they distort silhouettes so it might not be as obvious that she's on top of you riding your cock.

DETERMINING PROSPECTS.

1. How a streetwalker looks.

Aside from areas in big cities where girls need to look hot to compete, oftentimes they're gaunt from drug addiction. They also wear their hair up due to the heat and so you don't get your cum all over it. They're often dressed in worn-out and maybe even dirty clothes, and usually they don't bother with makeup. They may try to look seductive by tying a t-shirt up so you can see their abdomen, or they might wear short shorts to show off their legs. Some wear sundresses with nothing underneath so it makes sex more accessible.

Some are exceptions to the rule. They shower, wear makeup and jewelry, and put on clean and and attractive clothes. Some girls are average- or even plus-sized instead of the usual spinners. My take is that you can still choose to try to pick them up, but be extra cautious.

2. What a streetwalker carries.

They usually don't wear earbuds because they're paying attention to who may signal them to come over. They usually don't carry purses. Sometimes they'll carry a plastic bag with something they just bought to eat at the gas station, or sometimes the bag will contain the few belongings they have in this world because they're homeless.

Some girls carry knives such as weapons either for self defense or to rob you. I know stories in regards to both. If you carry a weapon, I'd suggest you keep it close.

If you see a SW pulling a suitcase, there's a good chance she's going to ask if she can stay at your place for at least the night. That's up to you whether that's feasible or even desirable.

Alternatively, she may just hit you up for rent money for the sleazy motel down the block. I recommend against giving girls such an amount of money. It's often their drugs habit that put them on the streets, and you're not there to be her sugar daddy and take care of her while she just goes and blows the initial money you paid her on drugs. Let her work for a living and earn the money for the motel. The rest of us have to earn our money to afford to meet our basic needs, too, so why should she be any different?

3. How a streetwalker acts.

Unless she has money in her pocket and is eager to see her drug dealer, she'll usually walk slowly. Maybe even seductively. They usually watch passing cars closely to see if anyone is interested, oftentimes looking you in the eye and maybe even smiling or motioning you to stop.

4. "Comrades".

Sometimes girls walk with other girls or their pimps. Unless I know and trust at least one of the girls, I usually won't stop. If they happen to be walking with a guy, your risk factor of being mugged when you pull over just went up. Girls understandably often want company or protection, but they don't seem to realize that walking with a guy scares off many potential customers.

THE PICKUP.

1. Pull over.

If you didn't make eye contact and give her the nod, circle the block if you have to do so, then pull over in as discreet a location as you can while still being able to catch her attention. It's difficult to judge what's the best location with a good balance between you not being spotted by cops and you being spotted by the SW. If you already caught her attention, again, just pull over someplace safe where she can still see you waiting for her. To be honest, many times there's really no "safe" place.

2. Try, try again?

If she didn't see you sitting there, reevaluate. Does she really look like an SW, or were you just hopeful, and she's really just a girl walking to work or home? If you still think she's an SW, she may not have stopped because she spotted popo, so getting in with you would be too great a risk.

Or, she may think you look to scary. Many of these girls have been beaten or raped, so appear friendly. Take off your sunglasses so she can see your eyeballs. Flash her a smile.

If you really must, then motion her to come over, whistle, or yell. You may have to roll down your window to get her attention. I'd advise against doing any of these unless you feel safe that no cop is around. I particularly am not a fan of honking.

3. Unlock the passenger door and get her inside.

The goal is to get her in and not to roll down the window for a conversation. First, the longer she stands there, the more likely you are to be spotted. Ask if she wants a ride if she's hesitant about getting in. That's pretty much code for "let's go somewhere so you can suck my dick", so they know you're looking for a willing mouth.

Second, vice cops typically want you to negotiate the sex act and cost without getting in for their own safety. If a girl refuses to get in and wants to negotiate first, stop talking, roll up your window, and get the fuck out of Dodge because you're in the middle of a sting operation.

ONCE SHE'S INSIDE.

1. The "cop check".

Once the girl is in, you or she might want to do a cop check to feel more comfortable. This is where one of you exposes genitals or the girl exposes her tits. First of all, it's bullshit from the SW's perspective because letting her grab your dick or even kiss it is allowable for the cop to do in many vice units. A cop can always legally say he or she is not a cop during a sting, too. Can you imagine Donnie Brasco infiltrating the mob as highly as he did if he legally had to tell the mobsters he was a cop? Its a fallacy that undercover cops must out themselves.

From your perspective, she isn't going to get into your car in the first place if she's a cop because she'd fear for her safety. However, I still sometimes ask for a girl to show me she's not a cop because then I get a better look at her body and determine whether I want to just get a BJ or hit that pussy. Oftentimes I'll squeeze her tit or stick my finger in her snatch for nothing other than my own enjoyment.

2. Disease check.

If she has ugly bumps around her lips or vagina, discharge from her vagina, or an unnatural smell from her vagina, drop her off. I am not well-versed in the types of disease and what all to look for, but I do try to look for these things.

NEGOTIATION.

1. Remain in control.

Oftentimes girls will say they do head for $30, $40, or whatever. Tell them you only have $20. She may say that's OK, we can just go to an ATM. Refuse and say $20 is all you can afford, your bank account is empty because you're waiting for payday, or whatever other excuse you can think of. If she sticks to her inflated price, pleasantly offer to drop her off. Nearly 100% of the time, she'll give in. Only two girls have ever decided they really were worth more than that and walked away. She may say she'll do it for the price you said but just this once. Whatever. If you happen to pick her up again, wash, rinse, and repeat. Don't pay the inflated price just because her drugs cost more.

2. If she doesn't say her price up front, don't ask.

Then you pay them what you think is fair afterward. I know some guys rip off the girls completely and don't pay them, but I don't advocate that. It's just that once you're done getting off, she no longer has leverage to name her price, so avoid discussing the price and paying right away. I almost always stick to head for $20 and head and a fuck for $40. Sometimes I pay $30 and get both.

3. Negotiate the rules of the activity before paying.

If you want a BBBJ and not a CBJ, mention it up front. If you want her to take it in the mouth, say so. I'll admit that I'm not usually great at this part of the bargaining because I forget to do so.

4. Be wary of side trips.

Some girls ask that you pay them first and take them to the drug dealer so they can shoot up. Insist on waiting until afterward. If you let her go in his home, she very well may not come back, and you sure as hell don't want to go to the door to face a drug dealer who may be armed somehow to demand your money back.

HANDLING ATTITUDES.

1. Be polite.

Unless she's snapping at you and bossing you around because she's jonesing, there's little need to be rude. Being kind gets you places with these girls because so many mongers treat them like shit. Being polite makes her feel safer, plus she's often more willing to do more of what you want or to not ***** because you won't pay full asking price.

2. Be conversational.

If you show an interest in her as a human being, that also plays in your favor. She'll often do extras for free such as sucking on your balls when she hates it, going to your home, or even giving you a rimjob.

3. Don't put up with BS.

If she is snapping at you, then firmly tell her the way it is. If she doesn't back down, drop her off. I never recommend you do any physical harm to her. Keep in mind she likely hates her life, she may be jonesing, and she feels like her life is over. There's no need to best her up on top of it all.

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.

1. In the car or thereabouts.

Unless you already know and trust the girl, don't let her choose the spot. I've had a few girls choose the spot, wait until my dick is out, ask for the money, and then bolt. Since she knows the area, you are at a disadvantage in figuring out where she went. She also knows you're not going to call 911 because you'd be admitting to soliciting a prostitute and may go to jail, too.

Choose a location at least a handful of blocks away. She may very well know that area, too, but she may not want to have to walk all the way back. She's more likely to do what you're paying her to do if she doesn't have a ready exit strategy.

If you're staying in the car, believe it or not, public places are often good. No cop is going to be surveilling the Walmart parking lot or the community park looking for someone getting head. Just park on the outskirts of where everyone else is parked, and scan for any security cameras or anyone sitting in cars nearby who may see you.

Another good place is a restroom at a gas station that only has one toilet and where you can lock the door. Even if someone sees you enter or leave together, you can say you have a medical disability and needed her to help you. Of course, if they heard a bunch of slurping and loud moans, they may be disinclined to believe you and call the cops.

Dead end streets, abandoned houses, woods, and even car washes can be good spots. The main thing is to remain aware of your surroundings. I've been in places where kids are coming through the woods, a car is coming, or someone is out walking their dog.

2. In her motel or home.

Check the room for any threats. Check closets, behind doors and shower curtains, and under the bed. Be sure any doors are locked. If security remains a concern because other people are legitimately in the room or house, do your business facing the door in case someone busts in.

3. In your motel.

Have her wait a few minutes before coming to your room. Make sure no one else is in the hallway when you let her in. Hide your valuables and anything else she may be inclined to lift.

4. In your home.

Again, be aware of your valuables. If she needs to use the bathroom, have her leave the door open so you can see what she's doing. Stay with her no matter what part of the house she goes to. Of course, be certain your significant other won't be home anytime soon.

DOING THE DEED.

1. Watch your valuables.

If she's sucking your dick in the car, be wary of any movements that feel like she's putting her hand in your pocket. If you're in a room where you're taking clothes off altogether, keep any clothes with your valuables in them near you where you can see them.

2. Instruct her.

If you want your balls sucked, say so. If you want her to try to deepthroat, ask if she can. If you want her to mount you, speak up. If you want her to reverse cowgirl, let her know.

AFTER THE DEED.

1. Clean up.

See 1 B under Before You Cruise.

2. Get her phone number if you want it.

This can come in handy later.

3. Drop her off.

Usually, she'll want you to take her back to where you picked her up so she can hustle some more, to her home, or to her drug dealer.

If she asks you to take her to her drug dealer and then give her a ride elsewhere, and if you agree, I'd give her a time limit. For example, if you're not out in ten minutes, I'm leaving.

Be sure she doesn't leave trash or anything incriminating. Girls throw candy wrappers or condom wrappers on your floor or accidentally drop needles or crack pipes. You don't want your SO, kids, or anyone else getting in and finding clues that you were with an SW. Once she's gone, make sure you go somewhere and park, open the passenger side door, and search the seat, the floorboard, and under the seat for evidence she was in your car.

4. Wash up.

If you have an SO, this is particularly important. Wash or throw away underwear full of cum. Take a shower to get that fishy smell off and to clean your privates of cum or any smell.

5. Report!

Tell us about your experiences. The more TOFTT's you do, the more respect you get here, and the more likely fellow mongers will share prized intel with you.

FINAL WORDS OF CAUTION.

If at any time in this process you feel uncomfortable or unsafe, end what you're doing. Let the big head do the reasoning. It's better to go home and jerk off than it is to catch a disease, be robbed, be beaten or killed, or be arrested. This is a dangerous hobby on a number of fronts, so be careful.