Stupid shit in St Louis

**Illini25** · 09-06-23 07:15

Originally Posted by DeadDead22 [View Original Post]

St Louis sucks for mongering. I'm so glad I'm leaving. You motherfuckers can burn in hell.

You don't have a clue how good you got it. Try central Illinois and get back to me.

**AceChase** · 09-06-23 00:27

Originally Posted by DeadDead22 [View Original Post]

St Louis sucks for mongering. I'm so glad I'm leaving. You motherfuckers can burn in hell.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee loser.

**SkeeWurt** · 09-05-23 12:37

Originally Posted by DeadDead22 [View Original Post]

St Louis sucks for mongering. I'm so glad I'm leaving. You motherfuckers can burn in hell.

(Where's David Spade when we need him?

"K, b-bye.

**DeadDead22** · 09-04-23 22:55

St Louis sucks for mongering. I'm so glad I'm leaving. You motherfuckers can burn in hell.

**DaHammer1** · 07-29-23 13:43

Originally Posted by Parakleet [View Original Post]

I saw that and thought I recognized her.

Did she have wings tattoo on her back.

**Jeffc 574** · 07-25-23 10:22

Several people here have told you to stop harassing the working girls. The last time was about a year ago. Now I am hearing from a new batch of girls about the same shit.

Just fight the demon and stop.

**Parakleet** · 07-21-23 21:17

Originally Posted by AceChase [View Original Post]

Anyone remember Tiffany (used to go by Emily) up north off 270? Well she got sentenced to 23 years yesterday for assaulting police officers, ramming into police cars, fleeing the scene of a crime, and 75 fent pills.

https://www.kmov.com/2023/07/20/nort...g-police-cars/

I saw that and thought I recognized her.

**AceChase** · 07-21-23 18:28

Anyone remember Tiffany (used to go by Emily) up north off 270? Well she got sentenced to 23 years yesterday for assaulting police officers, ramming into police cars, fleeing the scene of a crime, and 75 fent pills.

https://www.kmov.com/2023/07/20/nort...g-police-cars/

**DScott** · 07-20-23 21:58

Originally Posted by Jeffc574 [View Original Post]

Plan A fell through yesterday. Went over to Chippewa Jasmine. Lucked out. Arrived about noon. By 12:30 they were staking guys up until 3:00. That isn't the stupid shit part.

Background piano music (Asian Massage Mix #4?) included the wedding March.

What?

Yeah, THAT would kill the mood.

**Jeffc 574** · 07-19-23 10:47

Plan A fell through yesterday. Went over to Chippewa Jasmine. Lucked out. Arrived about noon. By 12:30 they were staking guys up until 3:00. That isn't the stupid shit part.

Background piano music (Asian Massage Mix #4?) included the wedding March.

What?

**RickBarnes** · 06-09-23 00:37

Originally Posted by Terry2525 [View Original Post]

Funny you mention cash. I contacted a few of the fine (sarcasm) ladies in the area.

They all asked for gift cards upon my arrival. I told them I don't deal with gift cards. They hung up on me. I feel as if it would have been a scam. Not sure how but a scam neverless.

They will probably have you go to an address and then want you to give them the gift card # before they give you the exact address. It's always a scam. Years ago, someone gave me the address to a club house at an apartment building. I played along and waited 30-45 minutes and then pretended I was there. They wanted the gift card # on the back in order for them to give me the address. Total scam.

**Terry2525** · 06-09-23 00:07

Originally Posted by Pac92 [View Original Post]

Cash is King! Clowns!

Funny you mention cash. I contacted a few of the fine (sarcasm) ladies in the area.

They all asked for gift cards upon my arrival. I told them I don't deal with gift cards. They hung up on me. I feel as if it would have been a scam. Not sure how but a scam neverless.

**Pac92** · 06-06-23 17:54

Cash is King! Clowns!

Originally Posted by Jeffc574 [View Original Post]

A week or so ago there was a posting about how the MH Apartment AMP got nabbed. It reminded me of this story from a friend in the pizza business. If you haven't noticed, many AMPs are next to or near pizza places.

Pizza Manager.

February, 2017.

Lady comes in looking for her husband cause his car is parked out front. I half lie and tell her I don't know where he is, but the car has been out there about a half hour. She is now in Nancy Drew mode, waiting in the front of the store to see where her husband comes from. Nothing good comes of this, details to follow.

Husband is next door getting a "massage". Wife followed him from work because every other Tuesday he has a weird 90 dollar charge on the credit card. She thought it was a motel, but he parked in front of Domino's so then she was going to bust him for buying his friends pizza. No ma'am. Your husband is not spending 90 on pizza every two weeks.

He came out a little bit ago. Follow up when I have time. I noticed a smudge on my window, so I went outside to clean it while everything went down. Need to finish prep then I will give everyone the conclusion.

So to conclude my story of the lady waiting to bust her husband at the massage parlor, she goes back out to her car and is watching his car like a hawk. He comes out the massage parlor with his arm around the Asian lady. He looks like he feels like a million bucks, until he sees his angry wife swooping in. He immediately practically throws the Asian woman to the side and enters what I like to call "dumb dude stance" (hands up, legs shoulder length apart, shoulders shrugged in that "it's not what it totally looks like thing" Nancy Drew turns into Alex Cabot and starts reading the husband his rights. The Asian lady takes off back into the store. Wife ends up yelling about price and how much the massages are. The husband can't come up with an excuse, so the wife opens the door to the massage parlor and starts demanding prices. The lady at the desk has no idea what to say or do, and is muttering in Chinese. Eventually she throws a pamphlet at the lady because a screaming wife is bad for the boner business. The wife comes out yelling about how none of the services are more than 40 bucks and the husband says the dumbest thing I've ever heard, "Well ya got to give them a good tip. ".

Wife goes ballistic and then the pieces start coming together for her as to why a person would tip so much. She was not happy by this realization. Knowing the jig was up, he started with the I love yous, and telling her how stressful it is at work. He went so far as to say the massage lady forced herself onto him. Wife tells massage people she is going to call the business bureau on them. They start trying to hand her gift cards she has no interest in. She throws one at the husband and gets in her car talking about how her mother was right about him, and he will be hearing from her lawyer. Moral of the story is always pay in cash kids. Always.

Follow up.

They got a divorce. She still orders pizza. He moved to a cheaper place in the city and hasn't been seen since. The lesson still stands kids. Always pay cash.

**Jeffc 574** · 06-06-23 11:14

A week or so ago there was a posting about how the MH Apartment AMP got nabbed. It reminded me of this story from a friend in the pizza business. If you haven't noticed, many AMPs are next to or near pizza places.

Pizza Manager.

February, 2017.

Lady comes in looking for her husband cause his car is parked out front. I half lie and tell her I don't know where he is, but the car has been out there about a half hour. She is now in Nancy Drew mode, waiting in the front of the store to see where her husband comes from. Nothing good comes of this, details to follow.

Husband is next door getting a "massage". Wife followed him from work because every other Tuesday he has a weird 90 dollar charge on the credit card. She thought it was a motel, but he parked in front of Domino's so then she was going to bust him for buying his friends pizza. No ma'am. Your husband is not spending 90 on pizza every two weeks.

He came out a little bit ago. Follow up when I have time. I noticed a smudge on my window, so I went outside to clean it while everything went down. Need to finish prep then I will give everyone the conclusion.

So to conclude my story of the lady waiting to bust her husband at the massage parlor, she goes back out to her car and is watching his car like a hawk. He comes out the massage parlor with his arm around the Asian lady. He looks like he feels like a million bucks, until he sees his angry wife swooping in. He immediately practically throws the Asian woman to the side and enters what I like to call "dumb dude stance" (hands up, legs shoulder length apart, shoulders shrugged in that "it's not what it totally looks like thing" Nancy Drew turns into Alex Cabot and starts reading the husband his rights. The Asian lady takes off back into the store. Wife ends up yelling about price and how much the massages are. The husband can't come up with an excuse, so the wife opens the door to the massage parlor and starts demanding prices. The lady at the desk has no idea what to say or do, and is muttering in Chinese. Eventually she throws a pamphlet at the lady because a screaming wife is bad for the boner business. The wife comes out yelling about how none of the services are more than 40 bucks and the husband says the dumbest thing I've ever heard, "Well ya got to give them a good tip. ".

Wife goes ballistic and then the pieces start coming together for her as to why a person would tip so much. She was not happy by this realization. Knowing the jig was up, he started with the I love yous, and telling her how stressful it is at work. He went so far as to say the massage lady forced herself onto him. Wife tells massage people she is going to call the business bureau on them. They start trying to hand her gift cards she has no interest in. She throws one at the husband and gets in her car talking about how her mother was right about him, and he will be hearing from her lawyer. Moral of the story is always pay in cash kids. Always.

Follow up.

They got a divorce. She still orders pizza. He moved to a cheaper place in the city and hasn't been seen since. The lesson still stands kids. Always pay cash.

**Alerius** · 05-03-23 14:00

Originally Posted by RomanBath [View Original Post]

Yeah, that's just a typical hobbyin day in The Lou. I finally had a little free time and just tried seeing Ashley (thick white girl). Convo was going great, she was into some freaky stuff, rates were great. We made plans, she said she's in Earth City and is "ready when you are. " I was just getting out of the shower, said I would be there in 30 min. Texted I'm on my way and ask for address. That was a couple hours ago. I waited around in earth City for a half hour and then left. She still hasn't replied. But now I've got shit to do, so instead of seeing someone else I'll be seeing no one today.

Sounds a lot like my experience on Monday. I knew I had some availability in the evening, so I'd been doing lots of homework and narrowed down to four possibilities and started trying to line them up late morning. First one, no response at all even though she's been putting up 4-5 ads a day since then, so it's not like she's not working. Second one is outcall only, even though the add says Incall. Third one is not where her ad says (close to me), but an hour away. Finally number four responds. We set something up and conversation is going well, but pretty slow response times. The time comes and I head out to the address. I give updates all along the way ("leaving now", "10 min away", etc) and she responds. I get there and all of a sudden she needs a few more minutes, then she's on her way, and then nothing. I wait about 10 more minutes and then bail. Finally, today she sends a text. Sorry about the other night. Can we try again tonight? AYFKM? The hobby's always been a little like this, but it's definitely gotten a lot worse recently.