Massage Parlor Reports

[PlanetEarth]

I can vouch for Billy Joe's, waterfront, great view, good barbecue. HNS is a spa in Nanuet, I have not been. I guess New Britain has a story that we need to hear more about.

What was horrible, the rib place or the spa? And what does pps mean and the other acro, just asking for a friend.

[Jaboni]

I been there and felt some horrible. PPS was a little funny. BTW it might be another version of HNS.

What was horrible, the rib place or the spa? And what does pps mean and the other acro, just asking for a friend.

[DismissiveWave]

The spa offerings are lumpy, smart to do your research. 2 bills should do it if you find the right spa. Middletown maybe your best bet, hopefully others will chime in. But if you can stretch a trip to Newburgh, there is a new GFE spa, Bliss Rose Body Works (aka little britain), and there is a decent BBQ joint on the river, Billy Joe's Ribworks that is near by to make your trip truly a quest. And I have yet to make it to little britain myself, so caveat emptor.

I been there and felt some horrible. PPS was a little funny. BTW it might be another version of HNS.

[BlueGills]

The spa offerings are lumpy, smart to do your research. 2 bills should do it if you find the right spa. Middletown maybe your best bet, hopefully others will chime in. But if you can stretch a trip to Newburgh, there is a new GFE spa, Bliss Rose Body Works (aka little britain), and there is a decent BBQ joint on the river, Billy Joe's Ribworks that is near by to make your trip truly a quest. And I have yet to make it to little britain myself, so caveat emptor.

There is some ok places here but you have to go to Milwaukee or Chicago for the premium. But I have been to some FS, I know how to take the hint on an expensive or cheap date. So that's an interesting thought for the ribs. Might have to try them when I drive out because by the time I get there it will be around 8 at night so I might not make it to the spa.

[PlanetEarth]

The spa offerings are lumpy, smart to do your research. 2 bills should do it if you find the right spa. Middletown maybe your best bet, hopefully others will chime in. But if you can stretch a trip to Newburgh, there is a new GFE spa, Bliss Rose Body Works (aka little britain), and there is a decent BBQ joint on the river, Billy Joe's Ribworks that is near by to make your trip truly a quest. And I have yet to make it to little britain myself, so caveat emptor.

I did alittle digging and found a few likely places but not sure how warm or cosmo is. Price wise. Where I am in Wisconsin FS could be about $$ total.

[BlueGills]

I am not an expert that far into the woods, but the rub map web site should give you a listing of what's available in your area.

I did alittle digging and found a few likely places but not sure how warm or cosmo is. Price wise. Where I am in Wisconsin FS could be about $$ total.

[PlanetEarth]

I am not an expert that far into the woods, but the rub map web site should give you a listing of what's available in your area.

Hey, I know I'm a new face for you guys in NY. I'm coming for a visit with family for the first time in years. I was wondering if you guys can give me a hint at the local area I would appreciate it. I've messaged a few guys about Warm but have a 13 hour drive in a little hatch back. So want to find out if there is any place in Middletown, bloomingburg, Monticello area.

[BlueGills]

Hey, I know I'm a new face for you guys in NY. I'm coming for a visit with family for the first time in years. I was wondering if you guys can give me a hint at the local area I would appreciate it. I've messaged a few guys about Warm but have a 13 hour drive in a little hatch back. So want to find out if there is any place in Middletown, bloomingburg, Monticello area.

[Edgar Sawtelle]

I'm a first-time contributor to this forum. I used to be a regular on the Danbury (SN) forum. Someone a year back or so told me to go to MB for really great service with better looking providers, and I haven't gone back to SN since. I've also gone to various AMPs in NYC, and they are great. More pricey and a longer chunk out of my day, but I am glad I always have that available.

I took yesterday off, to do some personal things and decided mid-day I was going to go to MB and see if I could get a session with Chloe. It's an hour drive for me, but it usually ends up being time and money well-spent. I set up a 3 PM appointment with Chloe, and actually got there just before 2:30. So I called to see if she was available at this time. Of course she wasn't. But the MMS says, come on in and I'll get you started with a massage, then Chloe can finish up with the extras. I stated several times that I want an hour with Chloe. She basically (I think) agreed. So she tells me to come around back. I drove there and didn't see her, and I didn't see any parking. So I drove back to the side and parked and walked around. Now when I get there, MMS is waiting and asks me why I didn't park in front of her door. Whatever.

So MMS is giving me an oil massage, which is pretty good. I thought she was going to do a reach-around on my nutsack there for a second. I asked, but she said she doesn't do extras. I was so horny I would have given her a go. Well that was about 20 minutes. Then she leaves, and in walks this cute, petite little babe, with a nice (fake) rack. And I'm thinking "OK, worth the wait". I thought she asked if I want a table shower, to which I responded "yes". But given her limited English, she was asking if I'd already had a table shower. She just wants me to flip and get right to the good stuff, which is all I really came for in the first place. And it's probably their MO anyway. MMS does the massage, and Chloe does the extra. I won't bother with the details here, but I have to say, it wasn't the best GFE I've had. In fact, it might have been the most transactional. No DFK, no BBBJ, no nutsack licking, (she claimed cold sore). More than that, she didn't allow DATY, and she kept forcefully removing my hands from her tits in mish, and her ass in doggie. And it's not like I was rough, I'm not into that shit. Maybe she was sore from her previous sessions that day. I finished in doggie.

So, again given her limited English, she asked if I wanted a massage for the remainder of the hour. I said I'd give her a massage, and proceeded with that. After about 10 minutes, she looks up and sees that I have a semi-stiffy, and asks if I want to go again. This, fellas (and those females reading this), is my kinda girl. So I said how much, and she says "it's up to you". So I get to my wallet and only have $68 remaining. Hell, I would have given her my $50 gift certificate to the Cheesecake Factory, if that was going to seal the deal. She agreed to the $68 and said she'd be back.

While she was out, she left her phone there. I saw someone texting her, asking how her day has been. I thought about trying to get on her phone and sending him a dick pic. I felt a bit sorry for him, having been in the same situation some years back. I think guys should know, you can't change these women. I've tried here with K-girls and C-girls, in Thailand, with Filipinas. It is a business for them. Just enjoy the ride and don't get your feelings involved. They don't, and maybe can't at this point. Who am I to judge?

Anyway, ride #2 was a bit of a rub and tug. Then CG, and I finished absolutely pounding her with standing mish. She goes out to get a wet towel and comes back saying that I have to go, and she leaves. That's when MMS comes in and says that I've been here an hour and a half. To which I responded that I wasn't with Chloe more than an hour.

Sorry, this was a long post, but I wanted to get it all it. I would repeat with Chloe, but am into more GFE experiences.

Jefe.

Thank you for the post Jefe. I personally like long detailed posts that give the whole story.

I have seen Chloe twice and while I did have good time in both instances, she can be conservative. So, I decided to try Physical Wellness Spa which is a little bit closer and I was not disappointed. The rooms are spacious and they have cool lights, bu the service will have me returning. I got Zara and she was super friendly and rather handsy and open to play right away. We had a lot of fun and there was definitely room for more and invitations from her but I had run out of time. The massage thing was the absolute best. Her grandfather was an Accupuncturist and taught her well. I still feel its effects. I will definitely be back and hopefully Zara is still there. This place turns over staff pretty rapidly.

[Jefe1965]

I'm a first-time contributor to this forum. I used to be a regular on the Danbury (SN) forum. Someone a year back or so told me to go to MB for really great service with better looking providers, and I haven't gone back to SN since. I've also gone to various AMPs in NYC, and they are great. More pricey and a longer chunk out of my day, but I am glad I always have that available.

I took yesterday off, to do some personal things and decided mid-day I was going to go to MB and see if I could get a session with Chloe. It's an hour drive for me, but it usually ends up being time and money well-spent. I set up a 3 PM appointment with Chloe, and actually got there just before 2:30. So I called to see if she was available at this time. Of course she wasn't. But the MMS says, come on in and I'll get you started with a massage, then Chloe can finish up with the extras. I stated several times that I want an hour with Chloe. She basically (I think) agreed. So she tells me to come around back. I drove there and didn't see her, and I didn't see any parking. So I drove back to the side and parked and walked around. Now when I get there, MMS is waiting and asks me why I didn't park in front of her door. Whatever.

So MMS is giving me an oil massage, which is pretty good. I thought she was going to do a reach-around on my nutsack there for a second. I asked, but she said she doesn't do extras. I was so horny I would have given her a go. Well that was about 20 minutes. Then she leaves, and in walks this cute, petite little babe, with a nice (fake) rack. And I'm thinking "OK, worth the wait". I thought she asked if I want a table shower, to which I responded "yes". But given her limited English, she was asking if I'd already had a table shower. She just wants me to flip and get right to the good stuff, which is all I really came for in the first place. And it's probably their MO anyway. MMS does the massage, and Chloe does the extra. I won't bother with the details here, but I have to say, it wasn't the best GFE I've had. In fact, it might have been the most transactional. No DFK, no BBBJ, no nutsack licking, (she claimed cold sore). More than that, she didn't allow DATY, and she kept forcefully removing my hands from her tits in mish, and her ass in doggie. And it's not like I was rough, I'm not into that shit. Maybe she was sore from her previous sessions that day. I finished in doggie.

So, again given her limited English, she asked if I wanted a massage for the remainder of the hour. I said I'd give her a massage, and proceeded with that. After about 10 minutes, she looks up and sees that I have a semi-stiffy, and asks if I want to go again. This, fellas (and those females reading this), is my kinda girl. So I said how much, and she says "it's up to you". So I get to my wallet and only have $68 remaining. Hell, I would have given her my $50 gift certificate to the Cheesecake Factory, if that was going to seal the deal. She agreed to the $68 and said she'd be back.

While she was out, she left her phone there. I saw someone texting her, asking how her day has been. I thought about trying to get on her phone and sending him a dick pic. I felt a bit sorry for him, having been in the same situation some years back. I think guys should know, you can't change these women. I've tried here with K-girls and C-girls, in Thailand, with Filipinas. It is a business for them. Just enjoy the ride and don't get your feelings involved. They don't, and maybe can't at this point. Who am I to judge?

Anyway, ride #2 was a bit of a rub and tug. Then CG, and I finished absolutely pounding her with standing mish. She goes out to get a wet towel and comes back saying that I have to go, and she leaves. That's when MMS comes in and says that I've been here an hour and a half. To which I responded that I wasn't with Chloe more than an hour.

Sorry, this was a long post, but I wanted to get it all it. I would repeat with Chloe, but am into more GFE experiences.

Jefe.

[LennyMars]

This board could use some more non MB posts.

My initial provider was Kara. Japanese and very playful. Enjoyed the TS. 5 minutes into the massage and I could tell her massage skills were seriously lacking, but her playfulness left me intrigued. Unfortunately I wouldn't be able to find out. Sara informed me that she was booked for another monger. You know who your are. Anyway, she had to leave. Sarah, MMS, gives me a quick 5 minute massage which involved back and neck cracking. Then walks in Nana. Didn't get a good look initially, but nice tits. The massage was excellent, however not playful at all. This had me worried at first but I went with it and it turns out I had no reason to worry. ST, Flip, and FS. By the way, Got a good look at the face and she wasnt that pretty. Would have liked to see where things would go with Kara, but the massage from Nana was top notch.

[DismissiveWave]

Had a back to back session with Angie and Sha-sha. First I drew Angie. She looks very cute and has responsive nips. Her wad is very tight so I release in minutes. A bit shamed. Get massage till time is up! Then Sha-sha comes in. She has a short hair, clean shaven kitty. Take another TS which is thorough. Ask her to go long ST and she tries to tease me with her fingertips. I enjoy the time and feel Jr get hard again. Go mish and then sideways. Delicious. Then switch to doggy. I plow her ditty for 15 min but couldn't finish. She goes on top. Sucks nips while gliding her clits on me and it works.

[DarkNight1]

I went to MB earlier today. MMS asked me to come through the back door. She said they were closed for 3 days because of not having a properly displayed massage license. She said some lady complained and now they are careful about how many people are in at any one point in time. Anyhow, today's visit was on the house since it was my 8th visit- saw Lisa for the 1st time.

Welp only a matter time before it's a bust. Thanks for this info, I will stay far away now.

[Navajo5]

I texted them in Friday and today for an appt, but was told they are on holiday? Can anyone verify this?

But then, I went over to PWS in Wappingers and met Zara. SKILLED, in all areas of relaxation and her massage was easily, far and away the best one I have ever had by anyone ever.

I went to MB earlier today. MMS asked me to come through the back door. She said they were closed for 3 days because of not having a properly displayed massage license. She said some lady complained and now they are careful about how many people are in at any one point in time. Anyhow, today's visit was on the house since it was my 8th visit- saw Lisa for the 1st time.

[PlanetEarth]

I was told the MMS of Moon Blue went home for New Years. Don't know anything about holidays / closures. Official day is Feb 10, a bit of a month long celebration ending 24th.

I texted them in Friday and today for an appt, but was told they are on holiday? Can anyone verify this?

But then, I went over to PWS in Wappingers and met Zara. SKILLED, in all areas of relaxation and her massage was easily, far and away the best one I have ever had by anyone ever.