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**DSErrt** · 10-27-21 00:22

Originally Posted by Fatal7669 [View Original Post]

Haven't met with her, but I have talked with her. And she is very expensive. Want 4 and a half foe 30 min. Way to expensive for my blood.

Oof she's delusional if she thinks we'll spend that much for a whole 30 minutes. Guess I'll take her off my list. Might as well give Lola a shot next time I'm free! I've heard nothing but good reviews for her (though it seems hard to catch her attention through text, wonder if she gets a lot of regulars).

**PutNamAnthony** · 10-26-21 20:20

Originally Posted by Fatal7669 [View Original Post]

Haven't met with her, but I have talked with her. And she is very expensive. Want 4 and a half foe 30 min. Way to expensive for my blood.

She must be hallucinating from the candy. Posting on SKG for that amount is a joke. Make her starve.

**Fatal7669** · 10-26-21 11:36

Originally Posted by DSErrt [View Original Post]

Title. Has anybody ever met with her? Every time she posts I send her a text with no response. She's always been one I've been dying to try (still haven't tried Lola, who's been #1 on my list for a while LOL! I've been MIA from this hobby for a few months).

https://hudson-valley.skipthegames.c...r/689410320486

Haven't met with her, but I have talked with her. And she is very expensive. Want 4 and a half foe 30 min. Way to expensive for my blood.

**DSErrt** · 10-25-21 23:04

Title. Has anybody ever met with her? Every time she posts I send her a text with no response. She's always been one I've been dying to try (still haven't tried Lola, who's been #1 on my list for a while LOL! I've been MIA from this hobby for a few months).

https://hudson-valley.skipthegames.c...r/689410320486

**MightyNuts205** · 10-25-21 14:20

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/f...-love/41564921

She's great! Tried her out and she's legit. Bit expensive but descent. Y'all let me know what y'all think.

**PutNamAnthony** · 10-24-21 13:03

Originally Posted by SikkPigg [View Original Post]

In the words of Marisa Tomei from "My Cousin Vinnie", "What a f at #g nightmare!" I set up a meeting with Kat for an hour. When I got there (after an hour drive) she said we had to cut back to half hour because her daughters was coming. I walked. Sitting in Walmart parking lot I looked for another available provider. Nobody responded. Today (still horny) I tried again. Nobody responded. WTF. How can they run a business this way?! I understand the uniqueness of this business, but there are now nine providers I will never call again. I will try again tomorrow to relieve my pent up frustration. I do not have a lot of confidence. I will probably wind up calling Patty for some backseat head. She is the only reliable provider in the Hudson Valley.

Sounds more like Jimmy two times. You posted your review twice. LOL. Sorry Katt pulled the daughter visit. As Legecy mention above, We've all be there before. They have their milk money for the day so they'll ghost you. I hope you didn't waste a magic pill on Katt.

Stay safe,

PA.

**JJB944** · 10-24-21 11:54

Originally Posted by PutNamAnthony [View Original Post]

That is one of the best reviews I've read. Thanks for the chuckle, you damn outdid yourself.

My turn to have fun with her. What do you mean you haven't received the Cashapp deposit.

Stay safe,

PA.

Opportunities to laugh in the "hobby" are few and far between, but this one was borderline epic.

Thanks for the "props", PA!!

"She got the cash app, right? Lmfao.

And so it goes.

**JJB944** · 10-24-21 11:45

Originally Posted by CTGucci [View Original Post]

I would like to know as well.

Sasha is a nice answer to your query. She is in Danbury and Rockland weekly. The Danbury visit used to be with her friend, Sally, but no longer.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/t...-sexy/21335625

Above is an older link where she advertised as "Veronica Exotica". She doesn't advertise on the boards anymore, but has a very good "regular" customer base.

She's also good people and has the largest nipples I've ever encountered.

Let me know how you do?

And so it goes.

**Legecy** · 10-24-21 07:13

Originally Posted by SikkPigg [View Original Post]

To quote Marisa Tomei, from My Cousin Vinnie, "What a f! At #g nightmare!" I had arranged an hour with Kat down in New Windsor, When I got there she gave me a lame excuse that her daughter was coming over and we have to cut back to half hour. I don't usually use the whole hour, but I hate to rush. And who knows when "daughter" will show up? 15 minutes into it? I walk. I'm sittoing in Walmart parking lot looking for another provider. I'm here and horny. Nobody in the entire Hudson Valley responds. I go home. Today (still worked up) I start looking nobody responds. How can anybody run a business like this? I'll try again tomorrow. If nothing still I'll call Patty for some backseat head. She is the only reliable provider in the Hudson Valley.

Been there done that! I don't totally understand how you can post and not want the business. All I can figure is they got the cash they needed for the day and ghost everyone else. Stay safe.

**Mikeylikesit2** · 10-23-21 22:37

Originally Posted by SikkPigg [View Original Post]

To quote Marisa Tomei, from My Cousin Vinnie, "What a f! At #g nightmare!" I had arranged an hour with Kat down in New Windsor, When I got there she gave me a lame excuse that her daughter was coming over and we have to cut back to half hour. I don't usually use the whole hour, but I hate to rush. And who knows when "daughter" will show up? 15 minutes into it? I walk. I'm sittoing in Walmart parking lot looking for another provider. I'm here and horny. Nobody in the entire Hudson Valley responds. I go home. Today (still worked up) I start looking nobody responds. How can anybody run a business like this? I'll try again tomorrow. If nothing still I'll call Patty for some backseat head. She is the only reliable provider in the Hudson Valley.

FYI, some useful reports on Kat, see 1016,1113, and 1130.

Let us know when you find a reliable one, OK?

Better luck next time.

**SikkPigg** · 10-23-21 21:55

In the words of Marisa Tomei from "My Cousin Vinnie", "What a f at #g nightmare!" I set up a meeting with Kat for an hour. When I got there (after an hour drive) she said we had to cut back to half hour because her daughters was coming. I walked. Sitting in Walmart parking lot I looked for another available provider. Nobody responded. Today (still horny) I tried again. Nobody responded. WTF. How can they run a business this way?! I understand the uniqueness of this business, but there are now nine providers I will never call again. I will try again tomorrow to relieve my pent up frustration. I do not have a lot of confidence. I will probably wind up calling Patty for some backseat head. She is the only reliable provider in the Hudson Valley.

**SikkPigg** · 10-23-21 18:47

To quote Marisa Tomei, from My Cousin Vinnie, "What a f! At #g nightmare!" I had arranged an hour with Kat down in New Windsor, When I got there she gave me a lame excuse that her daughter was coming over and we have to cut back to half hour. I don't usually use the whole hour, but I hate to rush. And who knows when "daughter" will show up? 15 minutes into it? I walk. I'm sittoing in Walmart parking lot looking for another provider. I'm here and horny. Nobody in the entire Hudson Valley responds. I go home. Today (still worked up) I start looking nobody responds. How can anybody run a business like this? I'll try again tomorrow. If nothing still I'll call Patty for some backseat head. She is the only reliable provider in the Hudson Valley.

**Curious Guy1** · 10-23-21 11:05

Any recommended providers in the Poughkeepsie or surrounding areas?

**CTGucci** · 10-22-21 22:45

I would like to know as well.

Originally Posted by GivingCollisio [View Original Post]

Anyone know which provider has the biggest tits in the Hudson Valley / Albany area?

**PutNamAnthony** · 10-21-21 19:23

Originally Posted by JJB944;5599934[URL

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/newyork/hudsonvalley/68938204[/URL]

Oh boy! Call the ad number and she doesn't pick up. I miss the good old days. Then texts you an address on West Point at the Thayer Hotel! I like crazy as much as the next guy, but c'Mon. Man! You have to fill out paperwork at the visitor gate to get an access pass to a federal installation! Spider senses were on high alert and parts of me puckered up hard.

Wait for it. It gets better. She won't supply a room number when I get there, but instructed me to stand in the parking lot and she'd come down and get me. Ummm. I don't know about that either. Geez.

Just when you thought that was enough. Here we go- she then texts asking for a "security clearance deposit". What's that I ask?

She wants a deposit to ensure her safety. I explained to her that if I wasn't safe, Army MP's at the gate and visitors center wouldn't have let me in, right?

Told her I only deal in cash only and will come visit tomorrow. Wrung the "desperation bell" and she indicated, if I drop off a. 4 deposit tonight, she won't charge me tomorrow.

Lesson to the newbies from the movie Forrest Gump no less "Run Forrest Run!

Can't find entertainment like this in too many places. The Let's make a deal texts won't stop and I'll have to block the number, despite the belly laughs reading the messages.

Pure Scam. Avoid At all costs.

And so it goes.

That is one of the best reviews I've read. Thanks for the chuckle, you damn outdid yourself.

My turn to have fun with her. What do you mean you haven't received the Cashapp deposit.

Stay safe,

PA.

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