Massage Parlor Reports

**ExecutiveFun9** · 08-21-22 10:41

Needed some quick stress relief yesterday and was close by so decided to stop by. Older woman, early 50's. Looked like she hasn't showered in a couple days. Decided to give it a whirl for a HHR. Laid face down and proceeded to get what may be the worst massage I've had yet. I don't know if she was trying to give me a massage or make pizza dough, but zero technique. I literally cannot wait for the flip and was like let's just get this over. Finally the flip and here's where it gets interesting. I was expecting a lackluster HE, but low and behold the menu opened up. She gestured the universal sign for HJ and said 50, then before I could answer gave the universal BJ sign and said 70. So, wth. I went with the latter. She wiped me down, took off her dress, rubbed oil on her kitty and went to town. BBBJ, FIV, CIM. Couple minutes of sloppy tippy and done. Cleaned up and finished with a worse massage then the back. TBH. I'm torn if the killer BJ was worth the crappy massage to go back.

**JonDoe1344** · 08-19-22 15:47

Does she only provide massages and HJs?? Can massage be skipped and go straight to the point??It looks like her post expired. What was the overall damage you spent?

Originally Posted by ScottFlMahalo [View Original Post]

I was in the area this week, so I gave Kat a try. Her coms were good with me and I was able to get a same day appointment. She does massage out of a clean bedroom in her home where she has a massage table. She is attractive with a nice attitude and somewhat sexy. She has nice bolt-one and a slender but soft body. Pics are her. I laid face down and undraped which she had no problems with. Lots of teasing with my butt, thighs, and balls from the back which I told her that I loved so she paid extra attention there. On the flip, she took her top off and placed my hands on her breast while she massaged my arms. She asked if I wanted a happy ending as she started working on junior. She let me squeeze and play with her ass and pussy but kept her running shorts on. She was wearing tiny very thin panties in which my hands were quickly inside of. After a couple minutes of a hand job, she started to get tired (I'm not a quick draw kinda guy, so I told her that I would concentrate and to keep going while I played with her. I came and she gave me a towel to clean up and ptlretty much stopped the massage. When I looked up, I had only been there for 45 min. If was OK and I may try to see if it gets better in the next visit.

**ScottFlMahalo** · 08-19-22 09:03

Originally Posted by MBaby69 [View Original Post]

She ghosted me when called to confirm. 🤷8205;9794;65039;.

I was in the area this week, so I gave Kat a try. Her coms were good with me and I was able to get a same day appointment. She does massage out of a clean bedroom in her home where she has a massage table. She is attractive with a nice attitude and somewhat sexy. She has nice bolt-one and a slender but soft body. Pics are her. I laid face down and undraped which she had no problems with. Lots of teasing with my butt, thighs, and balls from the back which I told her that I loved so she paid extra attention there. On the flip, she took her top off and placed my hands on her breast while she massaged my arms. She asked if I wanted a happy ending as she started working on junior. She let me squeeze and play with her ass and pussy but kept her running shorts on. She was wearing tiny very thin panties in which my hands were quickly inside of. After a couple minutes of a hand job, she started to get tired (I'm not a quick draw kinda guy, so I told her that I would concentrate and to keep going while I played with her. I came and she gave me a towel to clean up and ptlretty much stopped the massage. When I looked up, I had only been there for 45 min. If was OK and I may try to see if it gets better in the next visit.

**MBaby69** · 08-17-22 13:04

Originally Posted by BeenHereFYears [View Original Post]

Any report back? I have contacted her, but waiting on your review to book something.

She ghosted me when called to confirm. 🤷8205;9794;65039;.

**BeenHereFYears** · 08-17-22 10:37

Originally Posted by MBaby69 [View Original Post]

https://treasure.craigslist.org/hws/...509836401.html

I have an appointment with this gal. Anybody have any feedback to share? Thanks in advance.

Mikey.

Any report back? I have contacted her, but waiting on your review to book something.

**JonDoe1344** · 08-14-22 21:35

Let us know how it goes. If she's really good I'd like to try her too.

Originally Posted by MBaby69 [View Original Post]

https://treasure.craigslist.org/hws/...509836401.html

I have an appointment with this gal. Anybody have any feedback to share? Thanks in advance.

Mikey.

**MBaby69** · 08-14-22 18:27

https://treasure.craigslist.org/hws/...509836401.html

I have an appointment with this gal. Anybody have any feedback to share? Thanks in advance.

Mikey.

**TantricMassage** · 07-17-22 09:54

Originally Posted by Slammer4053 [View Original Post]

Tried this before. She's in PSL. Anyone seen her? Anything more than a straight massage available?

Great Massage, she is not taking new clients, if you were a regular with a standing appointment, nice ending no touching. She is downsizing as well due to health.

**PbgMonger** · 07-16-22 21:59

Originally Posted by Artemis1827 [View Original Post]

Yeah I agree she's definitely not worth it. She's rude. Standoffish and her prices keep going up for less and less.

And forget about the bigger friend too. Looks absolutely nothing like her pics and has lackluster service too. Stephanie was known as Dee in Ft Lauderdale and had the exact same type of reviews on that board as well.

**Artemis1827** · 07-16-22 01:32

Originally Posted by Curved1 [View Original Post]

Leaves a lot to be desired in the customer service area. She became argumentative over text messages. After sending the pic and against my better judgement, I agreed to the 50 minute deep tissue massage ($120) and shave ($30 per area according to ad). So I assumed that would be $150 total and took $200 thinking I might leave a tip. But get this, "per area" according to her means $30 for penis, $30 for balls, and $30 for anus and that is her "standard" shave package. So she asks for $210 before she starts. I said I must have misunderstood your ad. I gave her the $200 and said I wasn't interested in the butt shave.

Clean, safe, and nice apartment in Tradition. Massage table in living area of studio apartment.

Massage was average but abbreviated. Very early in the massage she says HE is extra. I believe she said $60. But I certainly wasn't interested and at that point cut my losses. Bottom line: I was out of $200 for a run of the mill massage and shave. Wouldn't waste my time again even if it were free.

She did mention that she has a "bigger" friend who provides the services that she doesn't for those interested.

Yeah I agree she's definitely not worth it. She's rude. Standoffish and her prices keep going up for less and less.

**OutdoorFun74** · 07-10-22 15:20

Originally Posted by Curved1 [View Original Post]

Leaves a lot to be desired in the customer service area. She became argumentative over text messages. After sending the pic and against my better judgement, I agreed to the 50 minute deep tissue massage ($120) and shave ($30 per area according to ad). So I assumed that would be $150 total and took $200 thinking I might leave a tip. But get this, "per area" according to her means $30 for penis, $30 for balls, and $30 for anus and that is her "standard" shave package. So she asks for $210 before she starts. I said I must have misunderstood your ad. I gave her the $200 and said I wasn't interested in the butt shave.

Clean, safe, and nice apartment in Tradition. Massage table in living area of studio apartment.

Massage was average but abbreviated. Very early in the massage she says HE is extra. I believe she said $60. But I certainly wasn't interested and at that point cut my losses. Bottom line: I was out of $200 for a run of the mill massage and shave. Wouldn't waste my time again even if it were free.

She did mention that she has a "bigger" friend who provides the services that she doesn't for those interested.

I think her "bigger friend" has been posting a lot on Craigslist recently.

**UcfNerdX** · 07-07-22 23:59

I'm trying to find something near there that offers FS. I've heard about a couple places in Stuart like Green, but wanted to hear what other mongers have to say.