2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Orangecrush]

HG is right. I suggested to Jackson awhile back that Chicago be broken down as folows:

Chicago
North Suburbs
Northwest Suburbs
West Suburbs, etc

The problem is, as I see it, is the towns run hot and cold. The number of posts vary depending on the current towns that are in vogue and, you can see that by the timing of some of the most recent posts. Further, there is also the geography problem. I honestly can't tell you where Morton Grove is. But, it would be convenient for me to know that, tomorrow I am visiting Northbrook. Therefore, I could look at the North suburbs and find some place where there might be some more action. Sometimes people post in multiple areas to alleviate this problem. Wouldn't it be easier (and possible with the software enhancements) to start a new thread? I note that I can not start a new thread, but I'm sure there is someway to remedy this.

[Aruba Jack]

Truce!

[Zipper Ripper]

People!

Can we just get along, some of us are shy about a pulbic forum and would rather pm instead making fools of ourselves.

[Dent55]

Went to the skokie apts last week, "ouwi" was there, supposedly young and cute, try, no way in hell cute, lots of stretch marks, and no way as young as she or you said. Time to start looking elsewhere or paying less until the qualoiity goes up.

[HappyGardener]

Since the general public no longer uses maps and only uses Mapquest, we need to be careful what towns information is posted to.

For instance: AJs report on the apt near Alrlington heights and Algonquin is no where near Evanston. You can stand in that intersection and spit on Exercise Spa in Mt. Prospect. That post shouldnot be in this thread.

The same with I-355 and Maple. That is down in Darian a Southwest Suburb. You could stretch and put it in the South Suburbs or better yet the Downers Grove/ Lombard thread.

I bring this up because last year, many peopel were reporting on Maywood action in the Chicago board. Mongers were driving up and down Washington in Chicago looking for and intersection with 5th ave. There isn't one. If you start downtown, you can drive about 10 or 15 miles west on Washington before you hit Maywood.

My point is, just think before you post about where you actually are.

[HappyGardener]

I think I have to side with Joe B Cool on this one AJ.

I have PM'd Joe and he has answered me back. The first time his response was a little slow, but it was August and everything runs slower in August.

AJ, you have a total of 10 reports:

--2 of them are personal attacks on Joe. One of those has already been delteted by Jackson. You will soon be bordering on being dismessed or banned if you keep up the personal attacks. Not my waring, but also listed in the rules that you so freely cut and pasted.

--3 of the posts are contributions to a discussion that was on-going on the board. Thats fine, that is why this called a forum.

--1 of them is a suggestion for a new topic.

--4 of them are posts that contribute pertinant, useable information.

In replying to PMs, I will reply to people who actually make contributions, not just ask for questions. I do look at the number of posts and do forum searches on those people. There are too many people who lurk on this board, don't contribute, post one line questions or PMs. Jackson added "Views" back in on this version of the software. I think it is a telling feature. Take a look at a particualr topic or thread. Look at the views vs. posts. It will often be a 100 to 1. Who are all those people?

If someone posts on a regular basis, we can at least get a feel for their "personality" or how they will react. Judging by your limited posts right now AJ, I would say you are rather thin skined and quick to anger.

[Joe B Cool]

Tropiccom,

If you pm'd me and I didn't respond, it was unintentional. PM again and let's "exchange" info. Be very careful regarding who you exchange info. with because everyone on this site is not a supporter of mongering. Since Lee Street was busted, I get very suspicious of "lurkers" who ONLY post messages like "Went to Russian massage and got nothing, totally legit". They don't post any illegal activities they were involved in, but they ask for specific info. from you. Sure, the po-po can infiltrate the mongering scene, but I'm not going to help them or any other "hater" who thinks they're Donnie Brasco!

Joe

I requested some info via PM, have the 20 posts (actually, 2 or 3 more than you do, Joe) and my request was ignored. Are you sure you'll share with anyone?

[Joe B Cool]

Aruba Jack,

Note the Key Word in the quote; "EXCHANGE"! IMHO there are lurkers who want info. but don't share. Also, when I get pms from guys who want phone numbers, addresses, and names when they've had 1 or 2 posts I get very suspicious. If you asked me for info. and you have just as many posts as I do I apologize if I didn't respond. I might have unintentionally deleted your post along with the many requests from lurkers who want to "play without pay".

Joe.

By the way Joe B (un) Cool

A quote from Wsg Forum:

"Dedicated to providing a forum for the free and OPEN exchange of information regarding prostitution throughout the world."

[Thepretender]

. I will not share any info with anyone that has less than 20 posts sharing their experiences with the rest of us.
Quid Pro Quo, dammit!

Joe

I requested some info via PM, have the 20 posts (actually, 2 or 3 more than you do, Joe) and my request was ignored. Are you sure you'll share with anyone?

[Aruba Jack]

By the way Joe B (un) Cool

A quote from Wsg Forum:

"Dedicated to providing a forum for the free and OPEN exchange of information regarding prostitution throughout the world."

[Nocturn]

Visited the apartment at I-355 and Maple tonight. I am never sure what the hours are, but 11pm was OK.

"Sue" had me take off my shoes as expected. 5'6" or so, decent fake ones, nice trimmed yet hairy bush.

She gave me the token massage, and seemed surprised when I offered her one. She really enjoyed the having her feet and thighs massaged (not simultaneously). I enjoyed looking at her naked. She's got a tatoo halfway between the belly button and the main event, she said it was a good luck charm. I told her the good luck was a couple of inches lower and she did some light touching of herself. Massage led to DATY, she either liked it or faked it into some quality missionary -- doesn't really matter to me. It finished nicely for both of us, and she went into the good massage that she skipped in the beginning.

"Sue" is from Beijing, got here 2 days ago (10-21?), and will be here 10 days. Not sure whether or not that's 10 days from today or when she got here.

[Aruba Jack]

Went to apt near Algon. & Arlington Hgts. early 10-22 met guy at gas station, followed him to apt.

Girl was Penny, not bad, kind of a sleepy performance, but much better than recent experiences. I guess looks at 5, body at 5 enhanced rack and performance a 6.

[Aruba Jack]

Joe B "[Deleted by Admin]",

Since you choose to use this forum as YOUR personal scoreboard, why even bother posting your conquests.

WHAT A [Deleted by Admin]!

EDITOR's NOTE: Posting of this report was delayed pending removal of Personal Attacks in the text. To avoid delays in future reports, please do not post Personal Attacks in the Forum. Thanks!

[Joe B Cool]

For all of the "lurkers" who do nothing but comsume this sites resources like locusts. DO NOT pm me asking for info about girls I write about. I will not share any info with anyone that has less than 20 posts sharing their experiences with the rest of us. And don't give me any of that sorry crap about trying to get your feet wet or busting your "mongering" cherry! Every monger on this site had to pop their cherry and most of us did it without the aid of this awesome site that Jackson has put together!

Quid Pro Quo, dammit!

Joe

[Joe B Cool]

Went to Wheeling area apt. this week and actually met the chica that answers the phone. She doesn't have that "fresh off the boat" look, but more of the 2nd generation asian hotties you see in the area. Looks - 9, body - 7, personality - 9. She was very casual and friendly. I thought since she runs the joint she would be more "cold shoulder/ business" like, but this was one of the best experiences i've had ever. She started by saying if I wasn't satisfied she would give me my money back. After I showered she started with a good massage for about 15 min. then she started working her magic. She definitely knows how to wake the snake. I don't prefer CBJ, but she gave me one that almost made me pop! I actually had to stop her and think about baseball. (LOL) We then went to insertion. There is no greater feeling than to be with someone that not only knows how to do "it", but enjoys doing "it". For the next 45 min. she gave me a GFE i'll never forget. Her hands squezzing my ass as I drove mish. Her nails tenderly digging into my back as we DFK. In fact this is the first time I ever DFK a provider. She was very well groomed and from viewing the box, she came several times. Her muscle control and soft skin kept me in nirvana the entire session.

Even when one of you mongers called during our session! She asks me to reach over to the nightstand and get her cell. She answers it and while talking to one of you mongers, I couldn't resist giving her a little thrust. It caused her to let out an "ooh!".

She gets off the phone and calls me "naughty". We get back into it deep and she arches her back as my hands hold her waist and she has both hands pressed against the wall above her head. We then go to doggie and this is the shit! I grab her waist and she gives me a show that is to die for. The mirror in the room gives me a great view of her nice b's swinging and she bites her lip as the tip of the pinkie explores the back door. At this point she flips her shoulder length silky black hair as she looks over her shoulder at me and that's all it took. I explode and she reaches back and grabs my ass to make sure i'm as deep as possible. She squezzes her muscles and I feel every ounce of "nectar" releasing. After a few moments of cuddling and kissing, she cleans up, I take a shower, and lay on the bed. She goes in and takes a shower and I lay there watching her shower from the bedroom. ( In fact I brought my camera to sneak some pics, but totally forgot about the mission.) She comes out, lays down, and we talk, laugh, and massage each other. She tells me she's going to pick up a 20 yo. at 10 and asks me to come back. I tell her only if she's available and she says she knows my number. We get dressed, I paid 1.4, so I tip her .2 and she's very appreciative. We walk out together, and as she gets to her car she hugs and kisses me and tells me to make sure I call her.

I know she is a pro and i'm one of a thousand guys she's done this to, but it still feels damn good!

Joe