2000-2004 Archived Reports

[CrazyBuzz1985]

Has anyone tried this place. Ad in Times. Kedzie and Lawrence in Chgo. Seemed legit on the phone.

[Squat]

I wasn't sure which area this should be posted... Anyways, here we go... I visited "Autumn" @ her apartment in Arlington Hts near Rt. 53 & Lake Cook Rd last night. Her figure is somewhat on the chunky side, in her 30's, tall, and her face I would say so-so...
When she led me to her apt, she seemed panicky for she showed me every room to make me feel more comfortable. To be honest, I had a doubt whether this was a bait-n-switch deal for she charged so little for F/S. After some verifications and payment ($160) out of the way, I undressed and laid on her bed. She started with oil sensual massage, which was decent, and right away I knew she had a little experience @ MP's. She told me she used to work @ "Sweet Temptations" (ripping people off...). She actually gave pretty good massage. On the flip, she started with slow b/j, then I finished from behind.
After the deed was done, I took a quick shower, then we sat in the living room shootin' some breeze.
IMHO, Autumn is really a nice girl who makes you feel comfortable. She wasn't a clock-watcher. I enjoyed my session with her. If you're picky about the looks, then I wouldn't recommend her. But for $160, you can't go wrong... Plus, being so close to Lake County was a bonus for me...
Unless you have it, PM me for contact info, but sorry, only to senior members for many reasons...

[The Looper]

Wednesday Night,

Visited AS in Skokie. Helen was attractive enough and pleasent. She just wouldn't slow down. I started on my stomach waiting for my medium to hard 15 min massage. She went with the immediate soft touch and the "does that feel good baby?" I told her I like a hard massage and she did nothing. She proceded with the "turn over baby". I went for the reverse massage and she enjoyed that for abou 4 minutes then flips over and reaches for the cover. I stop her and said "I paid for an hour". I then motioned for some oral and she said no way and again goes for the cover, I said slow down. She says yeah yeah we go slow. Needless to say I was out of there in less than a half hour. She said she would be there one or two more days and didn't know where she would be next. She'll probably go to the other AS location off of 90. I won't be using AS for awhile. If your told "Helen is available" pass it up. Tell the person on the other end you heard she is too fast, No Thanks maybe next time. I should have stuck with the boycott. I will be investigating other apt services. If you have any other apts you are happy with, please PM me.

TheLooper

[Joe B Cool]

I agree! We need to put our penises down and demand more than what is being offered. As I posted earlier, we get hosebags compared to San Francisco, New York, Hawaii, and even D.C.! For $1.6 I want an asian girl under 28, with a 7 body and at least a 7 face on the escort scale. I want them to be well groomed (shave her freakin armpits and trim the carpet and a-hole area) and for an extra I want rimming offered! What else can we add to this list of demands. MONGERS UNITE! If you enter any of the apartments and she doesn't look tempting don't go to the room! Ask if there's a younger girl working and if you're desperate at least get her to lower her price BEFORE PROCEEDING! (I've done this in the past and got at least a $20 discount).

MEN, BE PREPARED TO BANG THE WIFE OR 'FISTINA' FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS!

Joe

[Orangecrush]

No extras available (unless things have changed dramatically). Years ago I had some extra from two of the 5 girls that worked there. It took a long time to develop and they both left.

[Vazooli]

To Nik98 (and anybody else who was ever curious):

Heavenly Massage on Waukegan is straight massage. You will get a nice, relaxing massage, but no extras whatsoever. They do an expecially nice foot massage.

But don't expect a happy ending.

Vazooli

[Squat]

IMHO, YMMV @ any Apt places. Personally, I didn't think "JoJo" from Asian Sweetheart was THAT bad. Perhaps I had worse from other places. Each to his own for their tastes and their scale. Every once in a while, I don't mind having a gal from Singapore, Vietnam, Thailand, for a different taste. Believe me, I've had worse experience with escorts. While we're complaining about the quality of Chinese apt's, I'd rather take my chances with them over any over-priced escorts. But then again, isn't that the reason why we continue to hobby? To strike that gold-mine???

[Aruba Jack]

I agree with Dent 55, WE should try to organize our group, for BETTER QUALITY. Stranger things have happened.

Just a thought, those of US that are visiting the same apts. on a regular basis mention something to the "people" in charge or the current "resident" at those apts. and see what happens.

These people are not DUMB, perhaps WE should tell them that this site monitors their performance and perhaps they should plug-in to see what the CUSTOMERS think.

I for one will walk out on ANY apt where the "GIRL" is not EXTREMELY APPEALING.

I have recently taken to the "ESCORT" scene, although a bit more costly, at least you see what your getting ahead of time. The apts. used to be a mystery, but at least the "girls" were young and accomodating.

Now, it seems like these "girls" think all Americans are PIGS and they are doing us a favor by "servicing" us.

I know a few of the people who seem to be in charge, I will call and let them know, WHAT CAN IT HURT?

Anyone else feel the way Dent 55 and I feel? SPEAK UP.

[Nik98]

Hello everyone, Has anyone tried this place? What are the offerings? I didn't know where to post because the location does not exist in the forum but based on the maps, it's close to Evanston and Skokie. I called and the lady told me it's on Waukegan and Golf Road.

Nik

[Wanetays]

I tried June Spa last night on Dempster. I am a first time poster on WSG but no stranger to the AMP scene...

June Spa is a loser on many levels. Start with location. Well lit main street with heavy traffic directly next door to a big Lovers Lane store in an otherwise semi deserted mini strip mall. If your car is in that lot, there is no other plausible reason for being there except that you are attempting a belly squirt delivered by the hand of a 40 something Korean woman.

Funky doorbell situation. Think about every AMP you have ever had the pleasure to have ejaculated in. Every time that front door opened to welcome the next overstressed "massa-gee" seeker some variant of an obnoxious doorbell would ring out loud in the whole place. A wake up call saying "we have company". This place was different. Walk in and wait several minutes. No Mamasan. No acknowledgment of my desire to soil their hot towel. I had to go back outside and ring the doorbell to get someones attention. Here comes Mamasan. Shriveled, she says "you want massa-gee?" I say "yes". Back to the room. Girl comes in. 40 something. Nice body. Grimace on face looks etched. Any attempt at a smile would cause her face to crack. She says to get undressed and get on the table. I ask for the table shower and am told that there is none and if I want a shower I could take one myself but she encouraged me not to.

On to the table. Least inspired ever. Although a bar is on the ceiling, no back walking. 15 minutes of mild pushing my back around. None of the finger and toe cracking. No hand clapping on my back. Nada. 15 minutes and she says all done. I say what about some more? She says where? I point. She says no. I say c'mon. She say's ok...

After about 1 minute she starts saying "ready?" about every 15 seconds. Let me play with her titties but under shirt while complaining that she is ticklish...

Never asked my name. I asked her and she replied "Mrs. Somebody". Total time in Spa 25 minutes. Unless desperate or things change stay away from this place. Almost all of many other AMP experiences at many different places have been better than this. Go to Singapore Salon for a true AMP experience (which in my opinion must begin with a table shower with a young-ish cutey wearing rubber boots taking ladles of hot water to the table that will shortly be my bathing throne).

Wanetays

[Dent55]

Went to the apt in skokie this week, Jo Jo, ugh. I think the person that spoke some time ago about chicago getting the new york left overs was right, we should demand better. The question is how, ... can we really control our desires enough to boycott the apts, I say lets boycott one apt, the apt in Skokie until they provide better!

[Kattman]

Tried the June Salon in Skokie, on Dempster next to Lovers Lane, about 3 miles east of I94. Paid .70 at the door, then the tiny old mamisan ushered me into a massage room. Kim entered the room and smiled. She is a warm Korean 40-something with a pretty face and decent body. She said that there is a shower, but it is a standing stall, and she discouraged this part of the service. Kim gave a decent massage, with pleasant conversation, and a nice happy ending with no tip discussed. This was refreshing for me, since I do not enjoy haggling and passive-agressive relations during service.

I tipped .40, for a total of 1.1, and she seemed pleased. I had a very good experience, and recommend this highly if you do not wish to spend 1.6 plus, you do not need FS, and if an older girl suits your fancy. I believe that they are open from 11-10 pm.

[Joe B Cool]

Becuase of my line of work I had to travel to San Francisco, San Diego, and Honolulu. In San Francisco I went to Golden Flower and had a great time with a young hottie. In Honolulu I got the best service ever. I went to Rainbow7 and a local favorite just happened to be in town that day (Mya). If you get a chance, read about both of these places on the respective boards and start saving up! On my flight home, I got very depressed thinking about what I was leaving behind and what awaited me in the 3rd largest fuckin city in the country! The stewardess couldn't bring those damn drinks fast enough. Just thinking about Mya on that long ass flight caused me to go rub one out in the bathroom. ( Does that qualify me for the mile-high club?) I've put in a request to get transferred immediately!

Joe

[Jasper Malloy]

Where, indeed.

[George W. Bush]

So where did you have to go for all that for 1.6, Joe? Maybe I need to think about booking a weekend flight somewhere.