Massage Parlor Reports

[HeadorTail]

The two shops in Pismo on the 500 block of 5 Cities drive have lifted their game. Both in same mall. One says Massage the other Foot massage. Same owner. Same menus. Anna and Wendy are fun. Closed now but may be available for appointments.

Try going a little further South to Santa Maria, an few up in Five Cities / Grover Beach, and at one time there was another out on the Nipomo Mesa. S. Maria is where the actions is however. Good luck. .

[WillieD]

Did you try Coco's in Pismo? Was planning on checking it out.

Try going a little further South to Santa Maria, an few up in Five Cities / Grover Beach, and at one time there was another out on the Nipomo Mesa. S. Maria is where the actions is however. Good luck. .

[RookingForGood]

I stayed in Pismo and visited SLO but found nothing. And I looked!

Did you try Coco's in Pismo? Was planning on checking it out.

[PismoflyerGA]

I stayed in Pismo and visited SLO but found nothing. And I looked!

Santa Maria, that is where the action is for AMP's. It used to have more AMP's per capita than any other city in CA. That may have changed over the past year or so, but at one time, there were more than 20 of them in the area. Simply amazing. Great services. Great rates, beat the hell out of the East Coast or South. All covered services, safe! Some damn fine good massage available too. Which was appreciated by this guy.

[ThompsonCruzr]

I stayed in Pismo and visited SLO but found nothing. And I looked!

[PhJones16]

What Massage parlor do the college girls work at? I'll be in the area next month and would like a massage. Happy ending would be great, but a massage from a hot college girl would be enough.

[Strokar]

Been seeing this place for quite a while now. Been eager to see if it was legit. I've poked my head in on previous trips here, but saw nothing enticing before. There are a few massage places in town but only two are AAMP's with two locations in town.

Well, it was my b. Day and the wife (ya The Wife) said she'd pop for a 1 Hr b. Day present here, so how could I refuse?

We called the # on the flyer and got a lady which ran the main branch. We made resos and specifically told her we wanted the other branch. She didn't take any names but said ok. Upon arrival on time, mommasan and the other gal spoke NO, None, Ziltch engrish and was totally clueless that we had made any resos, but welcomed us. There was some major communication issues and a lot of finger pointing. Once it was established that we opted for 1 hr at $50 and it was for ME only, I was set. The taller one took the lead. Very tall, HWP and a member of the itty bitty titty committee. The ladies were nothing to dream of and were older. Late 40's - 50's.

The wife left for her shopping and I was immediately led back to a dark pink room with soft Chinese music. Being no engrish was spoken, I had trouble making any small talk and couldn't quite read the attitude of the masseuse. From what I could tell, she said to remove my shirt and stormed out.

She returned quite a bit later, and the body massage started and it was good! I had jumped a few time as she hit my "Hot Spots". She muttered, "too hard"? To which I replied no! I'm just old. Again, I'm sure she didn't understand. She worked my back 'and shoulders very well. Used hot stones and lotion with the perfect pressure while she found more hot spots and worked 'them out. She pointed out a few knots and worked them out as well. She was quite good.

Now the flip on exactly the half hr mark. She worked on my face for just a tad then on to my arms and belly. She then started on my thighs and I felt her arm lay on mini me to check, but mini me wasn't up yet.

At the end, I was content with the massage. After dressing and I go to the front. I was offered the water and wifey was sitting on the chair. I flicked the lady a nice tip to which she gave me a deer in the headlights look!! WTF? I asked wifey if she paid to which she said no. Dammit! You could feel the drama starting! I thought I was going to get cussed out in Chinese when the lady brought out the payment fee board and pointed abruptly! The wife giggled and flipped a frankie asking for change. There was more confusion going on as wifey grabbed $50 back with a smile yet the girl was still confused still holding my tip as well. The wife & I kept pointing at the various 10's & 20's saying this is for 1 hr and THAT is for YOU!

Whoa you'd think it was Christmas! The girl lit up, smiled, waved the tip at the mommasan and thanked and thanked us. As we headed to the door, she begged me to come back. She muttered something to the effect that she'll "Take Care Of Me BETTER" next time. I told her I lived four hours away and won't be back.

Ever see a puppy stare at you when you leave to go to work? Yep. That was the look.

Wholly shit, I'm sure the potential for a nice massage with a happy ending is truly there. I left content. But next time I'm up there, I'll be flying solo and will report!

Good luck guys.

[Dog Rice]

Any bros have experience in SLO recently?

New in the area. BP seems to have more AMP ads (http://sanluisobispo.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/).

Also there seems to have some AMPs popping up in Atascadero.

[JesterCasanova]

There is nothing in SLO city. Moon Spa is legit, but yes the lady is very cute. Her husband comes in sometimes and they are both very nice and professional. Have to go to Santa Maria for any good time. There may be a few "hit or miss" AMP's around the county, but not much worth spending too much time about.

[Radische]

Is there any action in SLO town or would I be better off in Pismo, Arroyo Grande, Nipomo, or even Santa Maria?

[Donntee]

Very attractive girl. Very good massage, but I was covered the entire time. After more than an hour, she said, all done and ran out. LOL, I never had an opportunity to negotiate. I am still happy that I went.

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