Massage Parlor Reports

[HermosaSurfer2]

Have you been to Health Care on I? I'm seeing reviews on RB that look a bit too good to be true, from people with handles like WangXu and CarloXu. I'm driving through next week if if I get some indication that they're real I'll stop in and report back.

Went to KSPA and THAI on K and Gadsden (not listed, got to look for it). Both good, standard fare. $4/6 at door depending on length. $4/6 flip depending on want hand or head. Neither did FS, but I don't usually ask at these places. I only get hand, so keep that in mind for the rest of the post.

Saw Lili at K, she was nice and accomodating. Think only she was working that day, not sure. Good massage, good extra. Would return just for the massage. Wanted more but told her I only had 4.

Saw Linda at Thai, 3 times. Two girls work there as far as I can tell, haven't seen the other girl. First was great all around. They walk on your back if you ask for "Hard", just give a good rub if you ask for "Medium". Second time was mediocre. Third time, I don't know if it was her or me but I couldn't finish. $4 each time, whether it was HHR or HR, normal. Never tried to get more. Non rushed, she's sweet. Able to feel around as you please, just ask first.

During the first and second visit, second girl came in to chat with Linda during massage. They kept talking, but gave 4 hands while chatting. So I rolled with it, didn't bother me with their conversation. So if you go when they arent busy you might get a bit lucky.

Later went to New Life on J /10 as per someones suggestion. $4/6 at door, got the HR. She pushes FS on me and I'm feeling weird that day so why not. Turns out she wants 160 for the HR on top of, tell her no just HE. Still tries to charge me 100. Says FS for HHR then, 6. Say fuck it, sure why not. After done, takes my pants thinking to grab my wallet, I only carry a set amount of cash. All 3 girls are now coming in and out trying to get me to pay more and not letting me go. I give the full 100 I had on me just to get out of there. Live and learn, not returning. For a hhr, paid 160 for basically no massage, and rushed service. Would not reccomend.

More reports later as I keep going around places.

[Nfpoe1]

Went to KSPA and THAI on K and Gadsden (not listed, got to look for it). Both good, standard fare. $4/6 at door depending on length. $4/6 flip depending on want hand or head. Neither did FS, but I don't usually ask at these places. I only get hand, so keep that in mind for the rest of the post.

Saw Lili at K, she was nice and accomodating. Think only she was working that day, not sure. Good massage, good extra. Would return just for the massage. Wanted more but told her I only had 4.

Saw Linda at Thai, 3 times. Two girls work there as far as I can tell, haven't seen the other girl. First was great all around. They walk on your back if you ask for "Hard", just give a good rub if you ask for "Medium". Second time was mediocre. Third time, I don't know if it was her or me but I couldn't finish. $4 each time, whether it was HHR or HR, normal. Never tried to get more. Non rushed, she's sweet. Able to feel around as you please, just ask first.

During the first and second visit, second girl came in to chat with Linda during massage. They kept talking, but gave 4 hands while chatting. So I rolled with it, didn't bother me with their conversation. So if you go when they arent busy you might get a bit lucky.

Later went to New Life on J /10 as per someones suggestion. $4/6 at door, got the HR. She pushes FS on me and I'm feeling weird that day so why not. Turns out she wants 160 for the HR on top of, tell her no just HE. Still tries to charge me 100. Says FS for HHR then, 6. Say fuck it, sure why not. After done, takes my pants thinking to grab my wallet, I only carry a set amount of cash. All 3 girls are now coming in and out trying to get me to pay more and not letting me go. I give the full 100 I had on me just to get out of there. Live and learn, not returning. For a hhr, paid 160 for basically no massage, and rushed service. Would not reccomend.

More reports later as I keep going around places.

[LovePussy1121]

Anyone know any Latina massage places / homes or any for sure sexy Asian massage places / homes.

Please message me and let me know. In town for a few days and need a nice session. Please DM me.

[HiPickle]

I tend to try this every now and then. Lancaster / palmdale is the closest playground for me for the hobby since nothing of this sort seems to ever exist where I live which is a middle of nowhere town called Ridgecrest which is about 80 miles away from the AV. Does anyone know of any fun to be had in ridgecrest? AMP or escort doesn't matter just hoping for something to not have to always take a road trip.

Too bad this thread is dead. I'm assuming the few AMPs within Palmdale have no play worthy of a report?

I happen to be visiting family where I rarely go.

[Seasicktex]

I tend to try this every now and then. Lancaster / palmdale is the closest playground for me for the hobby since nothing of this sort seems to ever exist where I live which is a middle of nowhere town called Ridgecrest which is about 80 miles away from the AV. Does anyone know of any fun to be had in ridgecrest? AMP or escort doesn't matter just hoping for something to not have to always take a road trip.

[Old Guys Rule]

Went there today.

Only one provider on staff, so it was a bit annoying when she had to leave mid-massage to deal with a walk-in. Hard to judge looks as she wore a mask the whole time. Very pleasant, not a rush job. Massage was so-so. She did a fair amount of light teasing which I like. She wore jeans, which made access impossible, but a little groping up top. Overall can't complain. . 4 HHR. 6 tip.

[Dualist]

Stopped by K Spa today. . 6 hr at the door, . 5 tip. I got Coco, she looked about mid 40's wore a mask the whole time so I can't say much about looks. Gave a good massage with some teasing. Table shower after clean up. Would repeat for the massage alone. First post here, so sorry if not much detail.

It was my first time too, I feel like they played me LOL I mean prior to this I didn't know anything about this game, so I brought A good amount of cash, I think about $260 cause I had seen other people say Bring cash and be sure to make it noticeable and I did I kinda regret it because they rushed me through the whole thing and took all my money, I like going slow and easing into it, but I guess only 2 employees were there and they had another customer so they kept rushing me telling me to cum quick, but I couldn't LOL they took $260 from me, granite I had 2 females helping me out so I guess it's kinda worth it but Idk, the vibe wasn't right but I only got myself to blame for coming in kinda later in the day around 7 pm I'd suggest going in early and hopefully they don't have any customers and you can take your time. 1 girl was really cool and funny, the other was kind of pushy and a little bit of a kill joy non the less I feel like it was kind of a waste. Only because I feel like if I woulda brought $120 they would have also taken that, they seemed kinda desperate for money so maybe going in later has some advantages to it, they both had a face cover on the whole time and used a rubber. Idk I'd rate my experience a 6. 5 out of 10!

[HarleyRider805]

Stopped by K Spa today. . 6 hr at the door, . 5 tip. I got Coco, she looked about mid 40's wore a mask the whole time so I can't say much about looks. Gave a good massage with some teasing. Table shower after clean up. Would repeat for the massage alone. First post here, so sorry if not much detail.

[DesertJohn]

So I'm a first time poster and part time monger. This report is actually from earlier this year but wanted to get on the bandwagon. There's a place north of Palmdale and even north of Mojave a bit as well in a city with our states namesake where there is a AMP. I've frequented a several times and my mileage always varies from self service to assisted service. Always a great massage though and assisted or not I always leave happy. YMMV and tipping seems to be optional, though I always tip.

[Old Guys Rule]

Any massage parlors open during the pandemic?

Haven't tried any in the last couple of weeks. Although I drove by the strip mall where the one I referenced is located a few days ago and the open sign was lit.

[JimmyHat69]

Any massage parlors open during the pandemic?

[Old Guys Rule]

Long time lurker, first time poster.

Agree with Lombard, I wish this thread was more active. That being said, I had a completely different experience at new life and will not repeat there.

Provider was maybe 6 in looks but service was a 1, if that. The massage was nothing more than running her fingers across my back for a few minutes before she started talking $. Wanted. 8 for HE, but settled at. 6. She was wearing pants and top making access nearly impossible. Tried to grope a bit up top, but no help from her moving the top or bra. All in all terrible.

On the plus side, went to an out of the way place on 15th today. Tina gave a pretty damn good massage with just the right amount of oil. She spend a good deal of time teasing the jewels, which I really love and is sorely lacking these days. On the flip, she massaged a bit more before getting to negotiations. She asked. 6 for HE, which I immediate agreed to based on how she was doing so far. She wore a tight one piece skirt / top. Top came down with no bra underneath. Plenty of groping and some sucking while she continued her service. Looks maybe 7, service 8. Will absolutely repeat there.

I know a couple of other AMPs in the area if anyone needs. Drop me a pm.

[Lombard]

Man, this forum is D-E-A-D.

I checked out New Life on J, just west of 10th. Clean establishment, parking in the rear (really narrow driveway to get in). Was greeted by Lucy, 30's, petite, quite attractive, in my opinion. Unlike some mongers, I generally have no desire for FS at the AMPs. I just like the massage and am content with HE. Having said that. The massage was light touch, I'd have preferred a bit stronger. Wasn't offered a shower, but would have happily taken one. Lucy seemed to almost be confused that I didn't want at least a BJ. She was dressed in a tight fitting short dress that provided easy access. I'd assume a full menu is offered.

Overall, not a bad experience. Like I said, I would have preferred a shower and a stronger massage. Provider was attractive and attentive. Paid for an hour (. 6), tipped. 4. She was in no rush and wasn't trying to get me out in less than the time I paid for.

[MrChaco]

Any rjs available in the area, will be around a short time and don't really have time to waste.

I've been to most massage places in the A / V and haven't had any RJS.

There are a couple of different places that offer FS now though. Girls are Mid 30's I believe.

At both places I've been too.

[Pasquelo]

Any rjs available in the area, will be around a short time and don't really have time to waste.