Massage Parlor Reports

[Nomadica]

...the other day I noticed two near Avenue A, both flying large banners that said MASSAGE....

I decided to try the joint on 24th. When I entered the lobby a short and wide woman was in the hallway she came out and I saw she was in a skin tight dress with a bunch of cutouts showing flesh I'd rather not see. And her face was. Bad. I almost walked out but, hell, sometimes the old ugly ones have the best skills. I could always close my eyes. She left me in a room and I got ready. She came back and proceeded with a mediocre rub. When she got to my butt and thighs she avoided the best parts. Sigh, another waste of money. But after the hot towel she started teasing my sack and crack. Ah, okay. When I flipped, oh, it was a different woman. Younger, in much better shape, not hard to look at. Alright! She continued teasing and tickling, which I really enjoy. I hate the ones who just start jerking away to get it over with. She allowed some OTC touching. I blew, she mopped me up and continued with more massage. No haggling for a tip. I gave her forty.

[Nomadica]

I'm a snowbird and hang around Yuma most of the winter. I thought I knew all the parlors but the other day I noticed two near Avenue A, both flying large banners that said MASSAGE. One was on the north side of 24th just east of A, and the other was on 16th, about a block and a half east of A, on the south side of the street. Any info on these joints?

[Spardelf]

These are near each other on the same side of the street. Do they both offer a HE?

Yes they are both on the same side of 4th Ave and yes HE available at both.

[Panache]

I have been here, I remember the underwear as well. Luckily I did not have to finish myself. Won't be going back unless staff changes. I have had better luck at Desert Rose. Staff is older than I'd like but the service has been great.

These are near each other on the same side of the street. Do they both offer a HE?

[Spardelf]

Passing through I had a little dream in Yuma. As a walk-in, I had to wait 15 minutes for the previous guy to finish. Once I was on the table, there was a wet spot I put my hand on. It was probably spooge and I was really annoyed at that point. I took some of the clean towels and covered the table. The massage was really good, I'm not going to lie, this was a good rub. On the flip, someone called her to ask if she was available (I could hear everything). She said 20 minutes and the guy said I'll see you in 20 minutes. She resumes with me. I took a long time due to her technique that is virtually nonexistent. I tried under the skirt with my hand to find out she was wearing two underwear! The top pair were like cheerleading bloomers, thick with a lot of fabric. Anyways, after five minutes she didn't want to try anymore and just kept pacing around talking to herself and saying she had another appointment. This is the FIRST time, I ever had to finish myself. I was super pissed. When I'm putting on my clothes, she called the number that had called her previously. Poor guy. At first, he didn't know what she was saying, she kept saying "you come visit me now" and the guy said "I'm not going" and then hung up. I laughed at the situation on the inside but tossed my. 4 and ran out. F this place but the. 4 cover price is decent for the quality rub but not the tug.

http://yuma.backpage.com/Therapeutic...r-you/15823875

I have been here, I remember the underwear as well. Luckily I did not have to finish myself. Won't be going back unless staff changes. I have had better luck at Desert Rose. Staff is older than I'd like but the service has been great.

[DkPersonal]

Passing through I had a little dream in Yuma. As a walk-in, I had to wait 15 minutes for the previous guy to finish. Once I was on the table, there was a wet spot I put my hand on. It was probably spooge and I was really annoyed at that point. I took some of the clean towels and covered the table. The massage was really good, I'm not going to lie, this was a good rub. On the flip, someone called her to ask if she was available (I could hear everything). She said 20 minutes and the guy said I'll see you in 20 minutes. She resumes with me. I took a long time due to her technique that is virtually nonexistent. I tried under the skirt with my hand to find out she was wearing two underwear! The top pair were like cheerleading bloomers, thick with a lot of fabric. Anyways, after five minutes she didn't want to try anymore and just kept pacing around talking to herself and saying she had another appointment. This is the FIRST time, I ever had to finish myself. I was super pissed. When I'm putting on my clothes, she called the number that had called her previously. Poor guy. At first, he didn't know what she was saying, she kept saying "you come visit me now" and the guy said "I'm not going" and then hung up. I laughed at the situation on the inside but tossed my. 4 and ran out. F this place but the. 4 cover price is decent for the quality rub but not the tug.

http://yuma.backpage.com/Therapeutic...r-you/15823875

[Old20]

There is an LMT looking for a Sugar Daddy on SA. If anybody knows which one I'm talking about, I'd like to know where she works (PM me), she is pretty nice looking and I actually like legitimate massages.

[Old20]

Desert Rose has stopped the legitimate act it is a HE AMP.

[Old20]

http://yuma.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ssage/44249425

Teasing and HE followed by TS. . 5 + . 4.

Actually you can get 30 minutes for $30 and a TS before or after. Normal HE can be had for $30, $80 for BJ, FS not available.

[AsianLoverMan]

What is TS. Does she get nude, allow DATY or maybe FS.

TS is table shower. Allows groping but don't think FS is on the table.

[Panache]

What is TS. Does she get nude, allow DATY or maybe FS.

Table Shower.

[InTight]

http://yuma.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ssage/44249425

Teasing and HE followed by TS. . 5 + . 4.

What is TS. Does she get nude, allow DATY or maybe FS.

[AsianLoverMan]

Sure hope there is pussy available in Yuma. I like AMP's and escorts. I will check it out and report back. Hope there is something to report.

http://yuma.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ssage/44249425

Teasing and HE followed by TS. . 5 + . 4.

[InTight]

Sure hope there is pussy available in Yuma. I like AMP's and escorts. I will check it out and report back. Hope there is something to report.

[AlexYummy187]

And I was disappointed. I went to the following:

Beijing Spa on 710 W 16th St. The MMS turned out to also be the masseuse. She was older looking, and body type as just below average. Did not speak a lick of english. She gave a decent massage, but on the flip when she asked if I wanted a HE, I decided not to because I wanted to save my load for a better looking chick.

Gold Asian Spa on 2380 S Madison Ave. The MMS also turned out to be the masseuse. Same situation where it was a older lady, kind of reminded me of my mom. Of course not a turn on and no attraction for me. She gave a really good massage, but that was about it. Same here for when the time came for a happy ending, I declined.

I was in Yuma for 2 weeks for business, and did not enjoy my AMP experience here. Maybe the other ones I will try out the next time I am in town. Will see and post more of my experience if I do.