Massage Parlor Reports

[Rickers]

She was at body relax on Stockton. Do you know where in SD?

I think it was called Ocean Spa or something like that.

[BrwnBear]

Which location was she at? The girl from the cherry blossom went to San Diego.

She was at body relax on Stockton. Do you know where in SD?

[Rickers]

Does anyone know what happened or where Mimi went after the AMPs were shut down?

Which location was she at? The girl from the cherry blossom went to San Diego.

[BrwnBear]

Does anyone know what happened or where Mimi went after the AMPs were shut down?

[PotShot]

The the girl left in K town has apparently been scared straight. Totally legit now but her actual massage skills seem to have improved a lot from a couple of years ago. I felt loose as a goose and still tipped her 40. I've been having back spasms from an old injury and have been feeling great for the past few days after the rub. I'll probably repeat just for the back rub.

[Rickers]

I texted Lisa to ask if she had any new girls and she replied yes at both locations. I was near the MV place so I decided to take a look. I was greeted by what appeared to be a 20 something Viet girl. I made the decision to toftt and report back. Paid. 60 and stripped down and waited about 5 minutes for her to come in. She started with a decent massage but really no teasing. On the flip she went right for junior and then started in with the negotiations. Do let this innocent looking young woman fool you because she is probably from the big city and is definitely seasoned. After way too much back and forth I decided on a quick HJ and tipped. 40 and left. Probably wouldn't repeat and not to worry, none of these girls last more than 2 weeks.

[PotShot]

The only regular eye candy I've found in Kingman is over at Crown Liquor. The guy who runs that place only hires hot, friendly, skimpy dressed young girls for clerks other than one big hairy dude. From what I learned he imports them, pays them good and helps them find a place to rent. Stealing the Hooter's business model I figure. It must be working for him because that is the most expensive liquor store in town, there is always a line at the register and the owner drives a Ferrari. I stop there every time I'm in town because it is the only place in town I can get a premium cigar otherwise even the cheapest beer there is 30% more expensive than anywhere else. The girls are definitely an added bonus. They aren't working girls though so don't even try unless you want to get shot by the owner or thumped by the big hairy dude.

[Rickers]

I tried to do some bar hopping in Kingman last Saturday afternoon till midnight to see what I could scare up for non pros. No luck. Major sausage fests all guys competing for a couple nasty skanks other than the little bar in Valley Vista which I was hoping might have some divorced California transplants who weren't skanked out. There were some single women there who were eager to chat with me but OMG they were just too ugly and I couldn't pull the trigger and I'm not known to be picky but EEEWE!. The ugliest hos I fucked back in Southern California, reported on and got crap on the OC and LA forums for doing it are Barbie dolls compared to Kingman women. Kingman is a weird town. Definitely some generations of inbreeding going on. The only hotties I've seen have seen in town are either California transplants and they are either taken or have a dozen guys chasing them or jailbait. Even the jailbait if you wait a few years until they are legal they'll most likely be dropped out of school with two kids or more, loaded with ugly tats, piercings, missing teeth, fat, hairy and sporting Coolaid hairdos. All you have to do is look at their moms and that's the ass you are likely to be wrestling in a few years if you hook up with one. If I didn't have livestock to take care of daily I'd like to maybe stay a weekend in Havasu and chase some milfs there again or take a run to Vegas and maybe hook up with a couple HX girls I've seen before but I'm pretty much stuck here.

The kingman bar scene is definitely challenging to say the least. Years ago I met a transplant latina from LA and was meeting up with her on a regular basis and met a chick who worked at the beale coffee shop who was dancing at dream girls but she was ridiculously high all the time. I view kingman as kind of the thrill of the hunt for me. I will sometimes cruise through the ghetto and pick up a zombie for some cheap head. It's more of a game to see how little cash I can give for fun. Other than that there are a couple of girls who I would find in bullhead but they never last more than a couple weeks because they can't keep a phone for long. When in need I just make the trip to Vegas for a sure thing.

[PotShot]

I tried to do some bar hopping in Kingman last Saturday afternoon till midnight to see what I could scare up for non pros. No luck. Major sausage fests all guys competing for a couple nasty skanks other than the little bar in Valley Vista which I was hoping might have some divorced California transplants who weren't skanked out. There were some single women there who were eager to chat with me but OMG they were just too ugly and I couldn't pull the trigger and I'm not known to be picky but EEEWE!. The ugliest hos I fucked back in Southern California, reported on and got crap on the OC and LA forums for doing it are Barbie dolls compared to Kingman women. Kingman is a weird town. Definitely some generations of inbreeding going on. The only hotties I've seen have seen in town are either California transplants and they are either taken or have a dozen guys chasing them or jailbait. Even the jailbait if you wait a few years until they are legal they'll most likely be dropped out of school with two kids or more, loaded with ugly tats, piercings, missing teeth, fat, hairy and sporting Coolaid hairdos. All you have to do is look at their moms and that's the ass you are likely to be wrestling in a few years if you hook up with one. If I didn't have livestock to take care of daily I'd like to maybe stay a weekend in Havasu and chase some milfs there again or take a run to Vegas and maybe hook up with a couple HX girls I've seen before but I'm pretty much stuck here.

[RedRedWine]

Well I ended up Toftt here. Got the text from Lisa saying there was a new girl over at Lakeside. Decided to check her out this morning. She's probably in her 50's, unattractive, no body, Chinese, and looks like she only offers a very week HJ and an elbow massage. The only good news is that they never stay longer than 2 weeks there so someone new should be rolling in soon. Anyone been to Kingman since the busts??

Not yet, sorry to say. Thanks for scouting it out for us and sorry for the disappointment. Been looking but so far the only thing in the area I'm sure of is the provider Bless in Bullhead and that was a long while ago. Literally better than nothing but christ do we need options around here. Keep us posted and thanks for looking out!

[Rickers]

Well I ended up Toftt here. Got the text from Lisa saying there was a new girl over at Lakeside. Decided to check her out this morning. She's probably in her 50's, unattractive, no body, Chinese, and looks like she only offers a very week HJ and an elbow massage. The only good news is that they never stay longer than 2 weeks there so someone new should be rolling in soon. Anyone been to Kingman since the busts??

[Rickers]

Damn, that sucks. Been hoping more FS options would show up by now. I'd say just regular providers are the way to go now, but I can't find anything reliable on that front either! Dark times.

Dark times indeed! It might be time to hit up Dream Girls again. I was able to recruit a couple of girls from there for some regular outside the club meetings but they all moved on as well.

[RedRedWine]

Stopped by the Mohave valley location basically because I noticed the gate was open but the open sign wasn't on. Rang the doorbell and Lisa opens the door. I guess the Lakeside location was closed that day. Unfortunately she is nothing to look at but doesn't mind your roaming hands. Just a routine HE and I'm out of there. She is trying to sell that location for 150 k cash because she can't get consistent help to keep it opened.

Damn, that sucks. Been hoping more FS options would show up by now. I'd say just regular providers are the way to go now, but I can't find anything reliable on that front either! Dark times.

[Rickers]

Stopped by the Mohave valley location basically because I noticed the gate was open but the open sign wasn't on. Rang the doorbell and Lisa opens the door. I guess the Lakeside location was closed that day. Unfortunately she is nothing to look at but doesn't mind your roaming hands. Just a routine HE and I'm out of there. She is trying to sell that location for 150 k cash because she can't get consistent help to keep it opened.

[Rickers]

They were all still closed as of Saturday. I saw the chubby Asian chick's SUV parked outside of Healthy but the open sign was off. Even if any of them were to open again I would not partake for quite awhile since they would most likely be working with LE running john stings to get out of trouble, going legit or just operating as a tease and ripoff joint like they tend to do elsewhere. Sucks for me in particular since I just got freed up from taking care of a family member to do some more mongering when they all went down.

Havasu is too far of a run for me to gamble on the non pro gold digging MILFs there and most of the single women around here look pretty darn rough for me to hit on and even then most of them are taken and that is a testament to how hard up dudes are in Kingman. I haven't seen any probable SWs since the summer before last.

I have seen this one interesting borderline gilf a couple times around town but I was not in a position to make any small talk with her at the times. She's a thin blond probably in her 50's but still good looking. She was wearing the same getup all 3 times I saw her basically dressed like an ex stripper. Tight faux black leather pants that show off her camel toe and have flaps on the bottom of the legs that cover her shoes, tight white blouse showing off her nipples, black leather vest and platform shoes. I saw her at Bashas, Gas&Grub and Walmart on 3 separate occasions last summer. I suspect she lives off grid somewhere near me since I saw her heading back toward my area in her truck with a trailer and water tank from Gas&Grub while I was pulling in to buy a tank of water for myself. That was the last time I saw her a few months ago. She looks like she might be a local work at home gall everyone is keeping a secret or just some rich old divorced fart's wife replacement he picked up in Vegas. There are some rich retired people living up the hill from me. If anyone knows anything about her or any other under the radar gals please give me a PM.

I don't know about the rest of the places in kingman but the cute little Chinese MILF spinner from cherry blossom went back to Los Angeles and supposedly will be working in San Diego next week. I haven't seen any real SW action in kingman for awhile. I see that one batshit crazy MILF that walks up and down Andy Divine all the time but haven't been able to get anywhere with her.