Hobbyist Pet Peeves

[DTownFreak]

Had a SP who definitely wasn't the girl in the pictures. Although still an attractive young redhead. Was so dark in room, it took me awhile to figure it out. Then she starts laying rules on me. I don't like to have my tits touched. I only do it doggie. Ended up leaving without reaching the finish line. Forget it. Too many rules, too little fun.

I couldn't agree more.

[Black Escape]

Hygiene is getting to be a bad problem. I can take a girl that has a slight scent. No one is perfect. I have been with four girls from BP in the past few months who had a bad problem downstairs.

Coming to the door in a T-shirt. Some would say this is the LTME (long-term marriage experience), but see'Mon., I know it is the 6-8th time you have seen someone today, but this is something I don't do everyday and I am paying. Throw on some cute underwear. Humor me.

Dirty rooms. I don't want to see wrappers or rubbers all over. Also, don't leave your clothes around. We're adults here, pick up after yourself.

Girls who make the appointment and then don't answer when you get there. I had this happen 4 times since Memorial Day and three in one night. One kept asking me questions and asking if I was LE. If I was LE I would look for the room where lonely looking, shlubby guys were funneling in and out of that was inhabited by a woman who is hardly dressed. Just a couple hours to figure that stuff out and pinch the right guy. Besides, you can't tell if someone is LE over the phone. Most of these girls are on something anyways. Their spidey sense is tuned up as is.

TV on during appointment. At least let me feel like I am being paid attention to.

Girls that ask for an extra $20.

Mongers who make unfounded allegations about girls on the board or who will lie about previous reports (the evidence is here, that makes no sense).

[BigMac55]

Had a SP who definitely wasn't the girl in the pictures. Although still an attractive young redhead. Was so dark in room, it took me awhile to figure it out. Then she starts laying rules on me. I don't like to have my tits touched. I only do it doggie. Ended up leaving without reaching the finish line. Forget it. Too many rules, too little fun.

[GetLost]

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[Warpig2000]

Hate those fake pictures, especially in an Ad where the girl claims they are all 100% her.

Hate the vague location. If you're in Ann Arbor, don't say "west of Woodward".

Agreed on the pictures. Vague locations can be a pain in the arse but I get scared off at these girls who actually post the NAME OF THE NO-TEL in the add!

That is just asking Barney Fife scanning the ads at the donut shop to take a closer look at who is going in and out of the establishment to find out where their love nest is.

[Member #5161]

Hate those fake pictures, especially in an Ad where the girl claims they are all 100% her.

Hate the vague location. If you're in Ann Arbor, don't say "west of Woodward".

[Dongr]

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[WaltK]

"By contacting me you certify that you are not in any way affiliated with law enforcement of any kind. " or some such drivel.

I would love to see someone go into court and argue to the judge that evidence is inadmissible because of one of these certs.

As if LEO doesn't already know what is going on, maybe poking them in the eye is a good way to stay under the radar.

[TheBro]

Party friendly means they're cool with doing drugs beyond weed. I tend to pass when I see that in an ad.

I have varying views on all the $ related rules providers have but my biggest issue is that many sound unprofessional or downright rude in the ad. In my experience, many chicks who say that in their ad get rather rude while discussing rates in text / on the phone. Me asking what your rates are is NOT me trying to lowball.

[Warpig2000]

Some things that make me shake my head on Back Page escort ads:

1) The little sign a segment of the ladies circle their wagons around "Good Service isn't cheap, cheap service isn't good!" Puh-Leeeez Ladies! We do reviews because there is excellent service with a smile relatively cheap and ripoffs or lackluster service at every price point.

If the market supports it and you got the right attitude, some of us will pay a bonus. But don't put a denomination on what makes Junior happy. We can do that ourselves!

2) The "Gentleman don't negotiate, They Tip" sign in all its variants:

Yo sugar, your renting your pu $$why on backpage. Just how classy is THAT?

If you give me a rate I'll probably honor it or ask if there are specials but if you throw out a rate and then put a sign out that raises the bar and says a TIP is expected, I'm looking to a service provider who spells out what she wants and accepts that a tip is given voluntarily ONLY when she meets or exceeds MY expectations.

3) Variant of above but even more flagrant: "I don't negotiate and will blacklist lowballers " without actually putting a rate in the add.

Okay- this is the ultimate form of Golden Pu $$why syndrome. Ha ha, Don't ask if you can't afford it. On BACKPAGE? Say What??

4) Obscure lingo.

Open minded seems to be different things to different girls.

I get 420 friendly, but what the hell is PARTY friendly?

And every time I see the words "Juicy Booty" I wonder "Does this girl have diarrhea" ?

Thats' a few of mine from the ads.

[Warpig2000]

Okay, I'm not trying to start another "call out other members" board, the Mod already created one with the Motor City Mahem thread.

But all those little things the ladies or their handlers (or nameless hobbyists not on these threads) do that enrage you, make you lose your boner or just shake your head and take Junior elsewhere?

The general annoyances that have become widespread and aren't confined to one situation or one review? Well, this is a thread to air that laundry. Vent away brother mongers!