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[Getting Old]

I maybe an old goat but my cock is not limp at least not for 60 minutes after I take the medication from the Universal men's clinic. I am not promoting this clinic but what they offer does work, but it is not cheap. I doubt the young goat can afford the treatments involved. I can also guarantee my dick is able to last the full 60 minutes whereas his goes up and down depending on the stimulation and situation (fuguly old ladies in Pearl City and Waipahu? The princesses have multiple O's in that one hour time. LOL. Doubt he can say the same. Like I said before all it takes is male vanity and MONEY!!

I may not look like Brad Pitt but as we all know "money talks and bullshit walks" so troll get walking, just to set the record straight. If you not spending $2-$3/ night you ain't even in the same league. Go play with the little boys in the small pool. Where you belong. I mean no offense to the other retirees on this blog but this not so young person gets my goat, be safe and watch out for the guys in blue.

[Lonely Smiles]

Your best bet would be to ask one of the girls that goes to one. You might even get a recommendation.

No judging from me on this one.

You make an excellent point. I'm sure the women at Happiness or Rejuve could steer me in the right direction. For now it's a curiosity. We'll see.

[Nutmaker]

Figured I would ask here so you all can make fun of my question openly LOL. Anyone have experience with tanning? Aside from what comes naturally at the beach, I have no experience with a tanning salon. Many of the popular girls do it and I think a nice tan is super attractive.

Along those lines, I'm curious about getting a tan that would include the nether regions since its not exactly like Hawaii is full of nude beaches. I can get nice color naturally on my torso and arms, but anything below the belt is stark contrast. And I wouldn't be caught dead in a Speedo.

Feel free to pm me. Even if you think this is about as vain and socially unacceptable as a man getting a pedicure, hey as least you are smirking right now? I know I know, "hand over your man card."

For the record, I haven't gotten a pedicure in my life, yet. But I do trim and file my finger nails and toe nails regularly, especially before going to an AMP. Girls hate the sight of gritty "eagle claw" nails. If you want to have a good chance at FIA and FIV, got to keep that shit clean!!

Your best bet would be to ask one of the girls that goes to one. You might even get a recommendation.

No judging from me on this one.

[Lonely Smiles]

Figured I would ask here so you all can make fun of my question openly LOL. Anyone have experience with tanning? Aside from what comes naturally at the beach, I have no experience with a tanning salon. Many of the popular girls do it and I think a nice tan is super attractive.

Along those lines, I'm curious about getting a tan that would include the nether regions since its not exactly like Hawaii is full of nude beaches. I can get nice color naturally on my torso and arms, but anything below the belt is stark contrast. And I wouldn't be caught dead in a Speedo.

Feel free to pm me. Even if you think this is about as vain and socially unacceptable as a man getting a pedicure, hey as least you are smirking right now? I know I know, "hand over your man card."

For the record, I haven't gotten a pedicure in my life, yet. But I do trim and file my finger nails and toe nails regularly, especially before going to an AMP. Girls hate the sight of gritty "eagle claw" nails. If you want to have a good chance at FIA and FIV, got to keep that shit clean!!

[Goser]

Does any body know what the word subjective means? OMG!

Yes. We know what it means. What's your fucking point?

All ratings are subjective, dumb shit. In your world, there would be no ratings or everyone would get the same rating. This is the same mentality that gives everyone participation trophies just for showing up. Go to Yelp and Tripadvisor and see their ratings. They are all subjective. That in no way means they aren't useful. Perhaps if you used it once in a while, you wouldn't have to eat at McDonalds for your entire trip.

The biggest issue with reviews on this site is that there isn't enough ratings and when they are given they are often times inflated or bad reviews are not provided in order to protect the girls in some way. That's the whole point behind my raising this issue. If you think I am alone, you are totally clueless since a monger just today sent me a message to thank me for it while expressing the exact same issue.

[Punanilicr]

Does any body know what the word subjective means? OMG!

http://www.differencebetween.net/lan...nd-subjective/

And still, some won't get it, LOL.

[Nutmaker]

Shaggy what I've always done is quote the post ON the original thread then copy all of the quotes in the box when it pops up, then navigate to the thread I want to put it on, then open a new report, then copy in the quotes and start writing.

That's how I did this one.

If that's what you're talking about then obviously "CTRL see or CTRL X. Go to the thread and CTRL V" isn't nuff said because you would just be copying the words and not making the quote live. However if you have a faster way of doing what I did here then please share in a little more detail. I've got a computer science degree and I need some more info to understand.

A2.

So, basically I can't do it from my phone. Thanks all.

[Nutmaker]

Does any body know what the word subjective means? OMG!

[Goser]

I think this is a good concept, but most mongrels paying attention to the reviews are already attracted to the provider and want to see if her pics are accurate. Let's take Sushi for example. I thought she was cute, and she had been rated as a 7 numerous times. I saw her for myself and I figured her to be a 7 as well. Ratings are pretty subjective but they also have a ring of truth if multiple people say it. Even if different ratings are used, the actual rating usually falls somewhere in the middle.

Exactly. We need more ratings of girls, not less. Then, a reader can throw out the high and the low rating and average the rest to get a more accurate picture of looks. The best thing would be for the AMP to post pictures with faces like Empire used to do. Even then, girls don't always look like their pictures, especially when they are glamour sots and / or have been photoshopped.

[Goser]

Rating women's looks would be fine and dandy if all men agreed to one universal rating system but that is not the case. What floats my boat may not necessarily float yours. We are all different in our likes and dislikes so that ain't going to work. For example I think Angelina Jolie is damn sexy but I don't think she's beautiful. To me beauty does not necessarily equate to sexy and vise versa.

But how's this food for thought. Some of us wouldn't be able to see some of these beautiful women if it wasn't for the fact that we are paying them. So what does that say about us? Yeah think about it. So how about we all get off of our high horses and enjoy these fine women without the added drama?

There's no need for a universal rating system. Yelp and Trip Advisor don't have universal rating systems and those review sites help immensely at picking a restaurant in a new city. A rating system helps you to screen for a range you care about. Then, you read the detailed reports to figure out exactly where you want to go. It's not a perfect way to pick a restaurant, but it is way better than looking through the window to see what it might be like.

[Larry Hoover]

Personally, I would get rid of all the numbers and just give detailed descriptions of the providers. Height, weight, color, hair, body type, attributes, attitude, etc. I see it this way, some of us like meat, others chicken, then there are those into fish and cannot forget the vegetarians. Bottom line is we all have different tastes so we will never see things in the same light. If we get rid of the numbers and go with good descriptions we all can make better decisions based on that. Same with age since we all see things with different eyes, I would just say Young Un, Average, MILF. Yes, there is some concern with age for different reasons both positive and negative but those three categories should cover what is needed to know. I think someone said it the best already, can't we all agree to disagree? All we really want is to know is if the provider being reviewed has potential for ME. There has been so much discussion on these two very subject lately that it has taken away from just being able to read reviews. In the end aren't we all looking for the same thing? Who we might want to see and who to stay away from! I may get bashed for this but I think most would just want to know who they would be interested in.

I think this is a good concept, but most mongrels paying attention to the reviews are already attracted to the provider and want to see if her pics are accurate. Let's take Sushi for example. I thought she was cute, and she had been rated as a 7 numerous times. I saw her for myself and I figured her to be a 7 as well. Ratings are pretty subjective but they also have a ring of truth if multiple people say it. Even if different ratings are used, the actual rating usually falls somewhere in the middle.

[Admin2]

I've seen discussions moved there from a thread. How do I do that? Can I?

CTRL see or CTRL X. Go to the thread and CTRL V. Nuff said.

Shaggy what I've always done is quote the post ON the original thread then copy all of the quotes in the box when it pops up, then navigate to the thread I want to put it on, then open a new report, then copy in the quotes and start writing.

That's how I did this one.

If that's what you're talking about then obviously "CTRL see or CTRL X. Go to the thread and CTRL V" isn't nuff said because you would just be copying the words and not making the quote live. However if you have a faster way of doing what I did here then please share in a little more detail. I've got a computer science degree and I need some more info to understand.

A2.

[LocoBoy]

Personally, I would get rid of all the numbers and just give detailed descriptions of the providers. Height, weight, color, hair, body type, attributes, attitude, etc. I see it this way, some of us like meat, others chicken, then there are those into fish and cannot forget the vegetarians. Bottom line is we all have different tastes so we will never see things in the same light. If we get rid of the numbers and go with good descriptions we all can make better decisions based on that. Same with age since we all see things with different eyes, I would just say Young Un, Average, MILF. Yes, there is some concern with age for different reasons both positive and negative but those three categories should cover what is needed to know. I think someone said it the best already, can't we all agree to disagree? All we really want is to know is if the provider being reviewed has potential for ME. There has been so much discussion on these two very subject lately that it has taken away from just being able to read reviews. In the end aren't we all looking for the same thing? Who we might want to see and who to stay away from! I may get bashed for this but I think most would just want to know who they would be interested in.

Rating women's looks would be fine and dandy if all men agreed to one universal rating system but that is not the case. What floats my boat may not necessarily float yours. We are all different in our likes and dislikes so that ain't going to work. For example I think Angelina Jolie is damn sexy but I don't think she's beautiful. To me beauty does not necessarily equate to sexy and vise versa.

But how's this food for thought. Some of us wouldn't be able to see some of these beautiful women if it wasn't for the fact that we are paying them. So what does that say about us? Yeah think about it. So how about we all get off of our high horses and enjoy these fine women without the added drama?

[USukebe2]

RATING LOOKS.

10 She was a one in a million.

9 She was model material.

8 She was really hot.

7 She was attractive.

6 She was nice looking.

5 She was plain looking.

4 OK, If you are drunk.

3 She was fairly homely.

2 She was simply ugly.

1 I was really scared.

Notice that a 6 is nice looking.

In regard the rating of the girls looks, why'all need to relax. I go to AMP's to get with women who I can't get off the street.

Rating women's looks would be fine and dandy if all men agreed to one universal rating system but that is not the case. What floats my boat may not necessarily float yours. We are all different in our likes and dislikes so that ain't going to work. For example I think Angelina Jolie is damn sexy but I don't think she's beautiful. To me beauty does not necessarily equate to sexy and vise versa.

But how's this food for thought. Some of us wouldn't be able to see some of these beautiful women if it wasn't for the fact that we are paying them. So what does that say about us? Yeah think about it. So how about we all get off of our high horses and enjoy these fine women without the added drama?

[SlappinBellies]

Well Macko69 if you are one of the few gifted men in the world that gets sex regularly and repeatedly without spending a dime on women you are a better than 99% of us because I haven't met a man in my life (outside an occasional random one night stand or hook-up) that has managed to pull a woman without spending cash on her whether that is dinner, flowers, a ring, groceries, the electric bill, primary earner marriage, etc. Women are hypergamy by nature (well documented in human sexuality literature) and as the old saying goes "What do you call a unemployed woman, a housewife. What do you call an unemployed man, deadbeat and soon to be divorced" or if you've been married and your wife works the modern feminist version (female voice) "My money is my money, your money is my money. What the fuck do I need a man for if I'm giving him my money. ". Outside rare matriarchal poor cultures (inner city black families, some Micronesia islands, etc) a broke homeless man with no job and no resources ain't getting laid. It's also why cultures which have practiced polygamy are usually more violent because the dudes with the resources monopolize all the women leaving broke young dudes horny as hell and a need to "go to war" to both burn off that pent up love and get additional resources (so they can come back and get a chick). Fundamental rule of nature across most species is "Males display, Females choose". Humans ain't no different. Sure your girlfriend may love you more than your moke bruddah for reasons consciously unrelated to resources but it's there whether they will admit it or not. Stop spending a dime on your girl or even better, quit your job and ask her to support you for the next twenty years, and see how long your relationship lasts. Ever dealt with family law much? You want to see a insanely pissed woman, find one of the few cases where they are forced to pay the man alimony.

Sorry brah but hell will freeze over before you find me a significant number of men, over his lifetime, that has received more in resources from a woman that he spent on them and ditto the inverse. That goes for you also.

And don't confuse why people move to Hawaii with the culture which you imply. You could kill every last man, woman, and child on this island and within five to ten years it would be fully repopulated. Folk move here nowadays for the climate, geography, money laundering, surf, hype, and high East Asian population. Not the musubis and mokes.

I have read all your pointless positions and I have found the solution to your problem. It appears that by visiting parlors your not satisfied. What you so strongly desire is some dick in your ass. For a well traveled monger you have been trying to tell the forum for 4 days of your desires and yet nobody understands you. I see your kine all the time as, I too travel around the world mongering not for dick but for pussy. And, although I don't feel the urge to share this with everybody I have seen your type and understand it from afar.

Now, come to daddy. I'll give you some dick shove it far up your ass until I hear that high pitch screeching noise then I will pull out. When I see that look of content I know you are satisfied. I am ok with you sharing with everybody on the board how far I shoved my cock up inside you. I only ask that you show no shame and share with all you see.

The board can thank me later for shutting this wanker up.