Massage Parlor Reports

[Stubbs]

I forgot to update about the massage place I found in Ozark (near Wendys). Another time while passing through I decided to check them out.

Two fat white girls behind the counter and several (3-4) kids running amok. Was this also a daycare?

My walk in status wasn't a problem but they wanted me to fill out a form asking personal info, they explained they were a medical facility and needed this info. I declined.

Too funny. It may have been a daycare.

[Wiregrass]

I forgot to update about the massage place I found in Ozark (near Wendys). Another time while passing through I decided to check them out.

Two fat white girls behind the counter and several (3-4) kids running amok. Was this also a daycare?

My walk in status wasn't a problem but they wanted me to fill out a form asking personal info, they explained they were a medical facility and needed this info. I declined.

[Postfreely]

Dothan mongers, why'all need to step your game up a little. Visited an AMP near you recently and left happy. Why'all should share a little more and help out those of us who travel through your area on occasion. I'm sure there has to be more happiness to be had in your area. I think I understand now why the main poster on your boards rarely gives out many details, only hints at what is out there.

Nearest AMP that offers anything is 50 miles from Dothan. If you consider that near then you're probably telling the truth.

[SackFull]

Dothan mongers, why'all need to step your game up a little. Visited an AMP near you recently and left happy. Why'all should share a little more and help out those of us who travel through your area on occasion. I'm sure there has to be more happiness to be had in your area. I think I understand now why the main poster on your boards rarely gives out many details, only hints at what is out there.

[Wiregrass]

Where I received a table shower and happiness.

I sure miss Kings, back 20 years ago.
Today it's overgrown with weeds.

[Wiregrass]

Yesterday while traveling thru Ozark I stopped at a Wendys. Afterward, looking for possible walkers I drove thru its small strip mall and observed a massage place; curiosity got the better of me so I stopped and walked in.

It appears to be a legit American run place, two unattractive gals and one dude. I noted a sign, $60/ hour. They opened just this week.

Maybe (after a few weeks of their going hungry) I'll sample their goods. Or one of you lurkers can TOFTT and give a report.

[Stubbs]

Not in Dothan, not in Alabama, why not even in the southeast.

I just returned from visiting (two) AMPs in the LA area (Calif, not lower Alabama). Doors there range from $30 to $60 for the hour, I ponied up $40 to each of them. Both places offered extras, I chose the cheap route, $40 handshakes.

Gas out there was $3.59 gal.; now my credit card is crying from the numerous expenses. To make it worse things here are now cold and wet.

I still love y'all, there's no way I would live out there.

Welcome back. You aint missed nothing.

[Wiregrass]

Not in Dothan, not in Alabama, why not even in the southeast.

I just returned from visiting (two) AMPs in the LA area (Calif, not lower Alabama). Doors there range from $30 to $60 for the hour, I ponied up $40 to each of them. Both places offered extras, I chose the cheap route, $40 handshakes.

Gas out there was $3.59 gal.; now my credit card is crying from the numerous expenses. To make it worse things here are now cold and wet.

I still love y'all, there's no way I would live out there.

[Wiregrass]

Not in Dothan, why not even in Alabama.

Today I returned to Defuniak Springs and sought relief.

$80 (with a table shower) plus a standard $40 tip. At exit she quibbled that it wasn't enough. I did almost relent because my hands did roam and the massage (after the deed) was simply wonderful.

My only complaint was (while flashing plenty of the green stuff) the provided services weren't what I had really hoped for.

[Wiregrass]

"You should also venture up to 'the Gump", there are several up there take can care of you. ".

FYI update, I've not been doing well with those locations lately, and other trusted members have recently reported only mixed success.

YMMV.

However on the private side of Montgomery business is really booming. Become trusted and find out what's happening.

[Wiregrass]

I'm glad you discovered (on your own) what many seniors already know.
And thank you for being discrete, blabbing it publicly may lead to their being shut down.

You should also venture up to 'the Gump", there are several up there take can care of you.

[NotAgin2]

I wish in this report that I could say I was AMP'd in Dothan because it would be so much more convenient! I've ventured to the panhandle and have found 2 places that I frequent monthly! One is in PC and the other is off of I-10. Both places are clean and I feel completely safe in both. Standard 80 to the house and 40 tip for table shower and massage. Of the 8-10 times I've visited within the last 6 months, I've left happy! Senior members feel free to PM me for more details and exact locations. Happy hunting!

[Wiregrass]

This report is AMP specific, just not Dothan specific.

After reading about the south Florida bust I decided to check out some Florida pan-handle AMPs; I only made it to one place.

They were well aware of what happened but because she knew me I left satisfied. $80 to the house (included a table shower) and $40 to the tiny lovely.

I offered her $120 and once again she declined.

Gas plus $10 for two on the road meals. Big spender today.

[Wiregrass]

I went by Daziran the other day and noted they've raised their prices; as nothing extra is available I chose to not partake.

[Wiregrass]

Info deleted - it was posted by mistake (intended as a PM).

And now the PM has been sent.