Massage Parlor Reports

[Mandalorian69]

No HE here. No teasing or anything. I guess there is just nowhere in auburn these days. Pretty disappointing. Don't waste your money here.

[CrossfitClay]

Called ahead, made a reservation. Got there 5 minutes early. Was asked to sit out by the door to wait, (haha) no thanks. Shown to a room, 20 minutes later as I was turning the door knob to leave, in walks my 60 year old MT. Massage not bad really. But, I did not leave happy. Will not return. I do not believe YMMV. Just my 2 cents.

[MongerDude8]

Is Orchid spa new or is this some scam or honeypot? Looks a bit fishy.

https://cityxguide.photo/ads/orchid-...-here-21102493

That looks fake, just look for the ad with gold star or verified icon.

[Omeyer]

Is Orchid spa new or is this some scam or honeypot? Looks a bit fishy.

https://cityxguide.photo/ads/orchid-...-here-21102493

[Despot908]

Anyone know place for HE? I went OASIS but no HE there.

[Buck Owens]

Same. I felt like I've tried every girl in there. Good massages, ok'ish, middle aged women with decent bodies. Sarah was my favorite because of her personality, but she just teases. Cathy is DIY. No dice even trying to tempt with a higher tip. Sticking to my ATL parlors / girls.

Good report above. Swung by Oasis this week right at closing time. Great message but no teasing and no joy to be had on a happy finish. Middle aged lady that was nothing to write home about.

[GiddyRub]

Anyone been by Silk? Had any luck? Hell anywhere here so I don't need to drive to ga?

Went to TOFTT and had a great massage with hot stones and great masseuse. That's all. If you need a really nice massage it'll be perfect for you though.

[GiddyRub]

Anyone been by Silk? Had any luck? Hell anywhere here so I don't need to drive to ga?

[Mandingo89]

Went there, it's 100% legit as far as I could tell. Not even the slightest hint of a tease. Good massage though.

Same. I felt like I've tried every girl in there. Good massages, ok'ish, middle aged women with decent bodies. Sarah was my favorite because of her personality, but she just teases. Cathy is DIY. No dice even trying to tempt with a higher tip. Sticking to my ATL parlors / girls.

[Whirlpool]

Has anyone else tried Oasis Spa on E Glenn? I've been there and had great massages by the same person both times. I never got her name, and there were no no extras though. On the rubmaps website, there are two people who were massaged by "Cindy" at Oasis. I don't have a premium account on there though, so I can't see what the results were.

Went there, it's 100% legit as far as I could tell. Not even the slightest hint of a tease. Good massage though.

[BigBardok]

Has anyone else tried Oasis Spa on E Glenn? I've been there and had great massages by the same person both times. I never got her name, and there were no no extras though. On the rubmaps website, there are two people who were massaged by "Cindy" at Oasis. I don't have a premium account on there though, so I can't see what the results were.

[East Al]

I visited Aroma this week. Had a great massage, you won't regret your visit. I'll respond to PM's from interested seniors.

[GiddyRub]

Went by Sun. No dice. I went from very subtle to progressively more obvious. She politely let me know she do massage and that no massage. DIY is ok but you will not get more than a little tease to help.

[Prince83]

Wake up Auburn! Sun Spa has been open for awhile now. Let's get some feedback please. So far, I know it's a few girls there now. Emily who seems to always answer the phone and possibly may be mamesan. She says they also have a Lisa, Dee Dee, and Joy. Let's get some info, at least physical descriptions, ages, and body types. Give us Montgomery gents a reason to make the drive! Thanks and pm if necessary.

Prince.

[SteveStone123]

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!