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**White** · 10-25-04 10:49

Thanks for pointing that out CactusKat. My bad. But yeah avoid at all costs.

**CactusKat** · 10-23-04 01:28

Originally Posted by White

It was my first time but I got hung up on in less then 15 seconds. It was complete bullshit if you ask me. That's ok I found a better offsite provider anyway. Hotfriends will never make a dime off me.

White,

Anastasia works for Hoosier Hotties not Hotfriends. I had fun times with Hotfriends girls in the past and the phone service have been excellent always.

Never try Hoosier Hotties before and has no reason to try it now after your feedback. Thanks for the report.

CK

**T Birdy** · 10-22-04 23:34

Hello all,

Well, ever the intrepid monger, I decided to re-check the massage places on north Michigan road that I posted about back a while. These are the two located in old houses - one on Michigan across from the Target store and the other on 96th St. across from the Dodge dealership.

If you recall, I had gotten a HJ there from one girl, but at a heavy cost in time, hassle and money. But they both have new owners now and all new girls - so I dropped by today at lunchtime to meet 'em!

New owner was there, very nice older gal, very personable and businesslike. Said there are new girls and that the new owners have made some significant "changes" (slight wink). Would I like to meet them?

Well, blow me down - what do you think I said? Out came two sisters, one prettier than the other. They are both half Mexican, half white (I didn't care which half was which by that time, I almost starting pawing at them right there).

The older, taller (prettier) one - I forgot her name - had an angels face (with a sexy body made by the devil himself), nicely framed by long brown hair, a nice smile and beautiful teeth. She was wearing tight black pants and a pink top. She smiled and cocked one hip out as she shook my hand - giving me the eye already, the little tart.

Her sister is younger, shorter and cuter - tightly packaged with nice tits and a curvey ass. Beautiful face and smile. Her name is Ellie. She looked almost shy and smiled a lot. Now, I don't know much about biology, but these girls definitely got the pick of the gene pool in thier family. Would I like to try one for a session, mamasan asks?

Has this ever happened to you? I was only there to check it out and wasn't really prepared for a workout. More importantly, I just didn't have the time nor did I have my cash worked out correctly. So I open my mouth and out come the words "Why sure, I'll take Ellie". What the fuck is wrong with me?

Since I was a regular there (and name-dropped a few long-gone girls), we got right to the short strokes once she came in the room and saw me sitting on the table, naked, with my johnson standing at attention. I told her to get undressed and she did, whereby I immediately kissed and fondled her beautiful, creamy tits without another word. Now she knows I'm not LE.

To make this long story shorter, we had a wonderful time. I elected no FS this time, but she did a HJ while sitting on my chest (with me nuzzling her ass). When we were done, she got up and wrote down her number! $200 for FS whenever I wanted.

So the place has changed a bit - for the better. She said her sister will do the same services and her, I'd like to try. You see, cute as Ellie is, I like a little more experience in my mount - she was a bit shy still, maybe too young?

I recommend her highly to just about anyone who likes 'em tan, exotic and

**White** · 10-22-04 16:03

It was my first time but I got hung up on in less then 15 seconds. It was complete bullshit if you ask me. That's ok I found a better offsite provider anyway. Hotfriends will never make a dime off me.

Originally Posted by Dfromindy

Are you a member of hotfriends, or were you calling just as a first time person?

They have one of the best reps in the whole city.

**Dfromindy** · 10-22-04 15:49

Are you a member of hotfriends, or were you calling just as a first time person?

They have one of the best reps in the whole city.

**White** · 10-22-04 14:35

My advise is stay far far away from Anistasia. She must be one crazy *****. I called them up and the guy said he would find out who was availible. 15 min later she calls me and I ask her what her rate is and she hangs up on me!!! I called the guy back and he said she told him I was trying to talk her down from $275 to $200. WTF??? Insane I tell ya.

Stay far far away from this one fellas.

**T Birdy** · 10-21-04 16:03

Hey everybody,

Well, I just got back from a "massage" with Brandi and it was great - as usual. Man, the more you get to know her the better she gets!

I call at about 12 and she says to come on by, so I go up to her room (at the hotel on 21st and Shadeland) and she's waiting for me, still a little trashy and with too much makeup, but a smile and a hug, smelling great. (Ah, but it's not the makeup I'm interested in.)

Let me give you an idea why I like her. We talk a while and she takes my hand and starts fingering it while we talk, nice and tender like. Then, she slowly undresses me, shoes, socks and all, kissing me all over as she goes. I reciprocate - rather more quickly (more like pulling her clothes off, actually, but giving her crotch and ass a nuzzle or two on the way).

Then she kneels in front of me, takes my condom and puts it in HER mouth. She sticks my dick in her mouth (always a good sign) putting the condom on further and further as her head bobs in and out! No hands, except to secure it all the way on. Now, I've seen a girl that does that before, but not usually in a sleezy motel room for $175. Nice strong mouth, I guess. She proceeds to give me an awsome, ball-sucking, eye-contact, HJ/BJ combo (yep, like the porno you see on the internet, only it feels waaay better)!

After a few minutes of this bliss, I decide the warmup is over, I'm ready for the show. I pick her up, arms around my neck, legs around my waist, dick securely plunged inside her, and carry her to the most convenient wall and start slowly - well, nailing her to it.

I've done this before with her (again, I recommend you learn it - they love the feeling of powerlessness, I guess) and she was ready for it, so away we went, her saying over and over to herself with her eyes closed "Oh Shit. Oh Shit. Oh....Shit." Priceless.

Then Doggie, CG, from behind and finally good old Mish to the finish line. She even started kissing me, but I just brushed her lips with mine. (no sense getting carried away now) Oh, there was another short CBJ in between the action (when I needed a rest, actually).

So there you have it. I recommend her highly as an excellent mount. Once you become a regular and if you can please her, she'll get better and better. She actually was slow today (only guy she saw so far) and could use the money.

Please remember, she may or may not be your cup of tea. YMMV as mine has every time I see her. Go your own way to FS - do not say you have a friend that told you, etc. She says she does not do everyone, some are only HJ and some not even that. I'm not sure if she's telling the truth or trying to build me up, but there you have it. Go your own road, I guess.

So, please PM me for her number, I'll give it out.

Stay safe and have fun!

T Birdy

**T Birdy** · 10-20-04 15:22

Hello all!

Well, glad to see the board back up and running (for now anyway)!

The only thing I have new to report is that Brandi (from the Southport Rd. apartment) has now moved to a more central spot and is taking customers on her own. She's by herself right now, but her sister may come with her soon. (Those of you who know Bonnie as well as I do, know who her sister is then..) Rates are $75 for the massage, plus tips ($100 ought to do it). I've been with her 2 more times and she definitely gets better every time!

Again, a little on the edgy side, with tatoos, bleach blond hair and white lipstick (oh yes, and a lacy thong, tight shaved pussy and cute little squeal when you hit her sweet spot

), but she's growing on me (or vice versa!).

She's set up in a motel near shadeland and 21st. It's a little run down and dark inside, but it suits our purpose to a "T" (ie: it has a bed and a door with a lock).

If this is working now, PM me for her number.

I'll have a report on a new provider soon!

T Birdy

**Bill01** · 10-19-04 07:43

Had a session with Neva out of the NUVO magazine. She is in the massage section. No service but excellent massage. Nice hour. Check her out. Eastside location. Only incall.

**T Birdy** · 10-16-04 18:50

TN, BAC, C4M,

Awesome reports guys! C'mon everybody, cough up the reports. Good or bad, we want to hear about it!

T Birdy

**Chelli4me** · 10-16-04 14:22

Looks like lotsa mongering success lately! I made a new aquaintance myself earlier this week. while I wish I had the resources T Birdy does to keep mr. happy happy, mine is another SW find.

Last Sunday about 5pm I ran into a decent ebony gal strolling a block east of the fire station on e. 10th. She was a little older and a little larger then I usually look for, but she was cute and clean. Turned at the corner in front of her and she walked over and got right in. Said her name was Linda, did the usual LE talk, said she needed to come up with motel and food money for that night. asked her how much that was and she said 50 would do it. Told her what I needed for that and if she didn't already have the room to go to, she would have to come to my place. she said buy her a tallboy and she'd go. Got that and headed home.

Back at my place she asked to freshen up which is always cool with me. She came back out in her birthday suit and looked even a little better than I first thought. She had said she is "almost 50" and is a touch bigger than I normally go for, but she was ok, still had some curves! I had gotten prepared as well and she knelt down right in front of me and showed some pretty decent oral talent. after enjoying that for awhile I had her stand up and bend over at which point she said, don't get off too fast now, i want to cum too!, I said no problem hon, I'll hit it as long as you like! She might not have been a young hottie, but she was a good ride and seemed to enjoy it as well, had me doing her slow awhile then fast, fingering herself as well. I knew I was gonna finish really well after all this and I do believe she did also. or she fakes it better than most. After cleaning up as she started to get dressed I asked her if I could snap a picture and at first she protested. Told her she could cover her face, I just wanted a boob shot, she hesitated, bu then said ok, just one. It is attached. She had me take her back 16th & Lafayette rd where she got out. Said when she works, it is on the eastside always.

**Be A Clone** · 10-16-04 02:51

This might wind up being a double post, if so, sorry.

Went looking on E. Washington tonight. It seemed rather dead for a Friday night. I saw a few girls out, but they were either snapped up, or on closer inspection, just not what I wanted. I just wouldn't give up, and I was rewarded with Tammy. Tammy isn't much on the eyes, she's in her 40's, a little flabby, needs to see a dentist, and has a few skin problems (not diseased) but she has some good skills. She has some nice 36-38s, probably Ds. She still has a good ass, and her oral skills are top notch. The sex wasn't bad either. And if you like tatoos, she has a few of them, too.

Once we entered her room in the apartment (she shares it with others) we got straight to business. The clothes were shed and she was on Spike like a thirsty man to water. I enjoyed this for a while, since it takes a lot of time and talent to make me come that way. She placed a grape flavored condom on Spike, and hopped on board. After a little of this, we switched to doggy, and finished mish. She got up, got me a towel, and even cleaned me up (a surprising plus.) I dropped a Grant, not because it's what she says she gets, but because I said I usually pay two Jacksons, and the extra was a tip, because besides being a good time, she was pleasant, too.

So, while she isn't much to look at, don't pass her up because of that. She is a pretty decent time, and pleasant to be with, which with a 20 year old's body would be my dream girl. Oh, and I got digits, so if you want to try her, send me a PM.

**Be A Clone** · 10-15-04 20:04

Has anyone ever tried using Yahoo! messenger to pick up girls? I have met a lot of women in the past 4 years from there, and while not model quality, neither am I. Some points to consider:

1. Unless you are rich, good looking, and charming, set your sights lower. I am 34, drive a Mazda, and don't look too bad, plus I have a considerable amount of charm. So I go middle of the pack when I look. Mostly 6-7, older, sometimes younger (19 year old BBW with great oral one time), sometimes older (good looking 51 year old that could have been my sugar momma... if she could have taken the age difference. She still liked it.) There was one woman I want to forget, I must have been drunk, no teeth, terrible personality, bad lay, she laughed through the whole thing. Like I said, it never happened.

2. Be prepared for fun times, and uncomfortable times. Sometimes you just hit it off and it is perfect, sometimes she invites you to come to the family reunion when you first meet. (The sex that night was really good, though.) You really have to think on your feet.

3. Respect the ones who message back, if you can. I have had some regular relationships from there, and they can be pretty good. Sometimes, though, you want to knaw your arm off to get rid of them, they are just that annoying.

What to do:

1. Get Yahoo! Messenger.
2. While it is installing, if you don't already have one, get a Yahoo! account.
3. Put a good picture and descripton on your profile. This is how you get them interested.
4. Once installed, open a chat window, and go to Romance/By Location, and the Indiana rooms. If you click on the little plus beside Indiana, you can choose a room. 1-5 are usually packed, mostly regulars who aren't looking, but worth a shot. 6-10 are a little less busy, but sometimes you can snag one here. 11+ noman's land.
6. Chat away. Check profiles of women by right clicking on their names, and choosing View Profile. Double click on the name to chat. Add a mic and/or webcam and you'll be chatting like a pro in no time.

It can be frustrating, and it can be rewarding. It's all what you make it, though. Good luck and happy hunting.

**T Birdy** · 10-15-04 12:26

Hi Everybody,

A FLASH update I learned today on the southside location I've been talking about.

Apparantly, Mandy is getting out of the business next week after less than 90 days in it. I had a tearful heart-to-heart with her yesterday when I went in to have a session with Brandi. She just cannot get into this business. And being so young with a 1 year old boy, she just didn't feel good about it. So, my initial impressions were correct after all...

Also, an update on Brandi. Still a good mount...aher lips are back to normal size - I swear!! They're still full, but not so swolen as they were a couple of weeks ago. I asked her about it and she got quiet, so I dropped it. Maybe a bad monger or boyfirend? Maybe she got surgery?

Anyway, she said she will be leaving as well, and her and a couple of friends are probably going to get a northside apartment and set up shop (hooray!). She told me where, when and who, but I can't give any info out yet. (Sorry, but it never pays to cross a great provider)

I will get you the info when I know for sure and try 'em all out for you! (as is my custom)

BigBad - Great news, whew!

T Birdy