Rants and Stupid shit in Dayton

[TMeister]

Since this is the stupid shit thread, I thought I'd create a stupid little monger poll. How many providers have you nailed? If you don't know the exact number, give your best estimate.

I lost count years ago when my total was somewhere in the 20's. I've got to be closing in on 50 by now. Hell, I might have even passed it already. Not tooting my own horn, but I think that's a pretty impressive number taking the fact that I didn't become a monger until 2008 into consideration. I'd say that's at least 8 times the pussy that that an average guy like me will get in his lifetime without choosing to be a monger.

I started mongering around 2010 and I'd say my total is around 25-30. I've taken breaks here and there and I think that's fairly common. Most of it was just oral fun since I don't do well with blowing into a bag although I've had a few unexpected BBFS experiences tossed in there at random. I actually had two BBFS encounters with Little Phoenix that made me shoot my load pretty quick. I guess seeing her cute rear and those sugar walls sliding up and down my pole is sure fire way to erupt the nut butter volcano LOL.

But yeah I agree that mongering scores us older fellas a lot more action than going to a bar and trying pick up some high-mileage MILF. I haven't done that in over 15 years. I actually did have quite the fun time in the late 90's cruising the AOL chat rooms and meeting girls offline for some naughty fun. It actually seemed ridiculously easy to hook up with those chat rooms! I miss them.

[Daytonfreek]

Since this is the stupid shit thread, I thought I'd create a stupid little monger poll. How many providers have you nailed? If you don't know the exact number, give your best estimate.

I lost count years ago when my total was somewhere in the 20's. I've got to be closing in on 50 by now. Hell, I might have even passed it already. Not tooting my own horn, but I think that's a pretty impressive number taking the fact that I didn't become a monger until 2008 into consideration. I'd say that's at least 8 times the pussy that that an average guy like me will get in his lifetime without choosing to be a monger.

[Goodson2000]

There are only two ways that our least favorite uncle is ever going to tie you the person to your screen name on this site.

You are STUPID enough to tell somebody who you are in reality.

This is why I have never met any provider with as G2. Never.

Some provider wants my USA handle name before we meet. I give someone else's.

[Admin2]

My thoughts exactly. Anyone who thinks that if LEO filings their name on this site and want to prosecute them but won't be able to because they just say "In my dream" are truly living in a dream.

There are only two ways that our least favorite uncle is ever going to tie you the person to your screen name on this site.

You get busted getting a blowjob you have paid for WHILE you are posting to USASG on your phone.

You are STUPID enough to tell somebody who you are in reality.

So you can type whatever the fuck you want to type on this site.

[Member #5554]

Sinfuldreams had them and I think you described it pretty good. 3 at 10 at hustler It takes extra time to get them in her, have you or guys have any good male condoms that are used being older the rooster rod just doesn't feel a great fuck.

I have good luck with the Magnum Ecstasy's, sensation wise.

[PleasureGiver]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56FWzkEOXvg

[Cartog]

Sounds interesting, I wonder what it's capacity is depth-wise. Maybe they have a Magnum equivalent version, and I wonder how it feels to the woman.

Guys with a long dong might feel the inner ring which could provide some extra stimulation. This cute promotional video featuring Amanda provides some more info on the FC2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqtY4Zf6tm0

[Member #5554]

I saw a provider today who was out of male condoms. I started to get out my condom wallet, but before I could, she mentioned that she had a female condom and found it in her dresser drawer where it was hidden from her teenage kids. She had never used one and neither had I. It was an FC2 brand female condom and I watched closely as she inserted it. I then pounded her with my rock hard little boner and it felt pretty good as I blew my load. After this first test, I think I prefer the female condom over a tight fitting male condom, but I will need to do more testing. A negative would be that it kind of felt like I was fucking a thin plastic produce bag from Krogers.

I'm not sure if many ladies use them as they are more expensive than male rubbers. I will need to purchase some to complete my testing. Thought I'd share my first time experience with the FC2.

Sounds interesting, I wonder what it's capacity is depth-wise. Maybe they have a Magnum equivalent version, and I wonder how it feels to the woman.

[Member #5551]

I saw a provider today who was out of male condoms. I started to get out my condom wallet, but before I could, she mentioned that she had a female condom and found it in her dresser drawer where it was hidden from her teenage kids. She had never used one and neither had I. It was an FC2 brand female condom and I watched closely as she inserted it. I then pounded her with my rock hard little boner and it felt pretty good as I blew my load. After this first test, I think I prefer the female condom over a tight fitting male condom, but I will need to do more testing. A negative would be that it kind of felt like I was fucking a thin plastic produce bag from Krogers.

I'm not sure if many ladies use them as they are more expensive than male rubbers. I will need to purchase some to complete my testing. Thought I'd share my first time experience with the FC2.

Sinfuldreams had them and I think you described it pretty good. 3 at 10 at hustler It takes extra time to get them in her, have you or guys have any good male condoms that are used being older the rooster rod just doesn't feel a great fuck.

[Cartog]

I saw a provider today who was out of male condoms. I started to get out my condom wallet, but before I could, she mentioned that she had a female condom and found it in her dresser drawer where it was hidden from her teenage kids. She had never used one and neither had I. It was an FC2 brand female condom and I watched closely as she inserted it. I then pounded her with my rock hard little boner and it felt pretty good as I blew my load. After this first test, I think I prefer the female condom over a tight fitting male condom, but I will need to do more testing. A negative would be that it kind of felt like I was fucking a thin plastic produce bag from Krogers.

I'm not sure if many ladies use them as they are more expensive than male rubbers. I will need to purchase some to complete my testing. Thought I'd share my first time experience with the FC2.

[Member #5554]

Rest her soul? Sprngfield Jamet is retired, not dead!! Moved away but still very much alive, catch up with her every now and again. Janet420 is a different provider from the Cincinnati area, never saw her but similar age to our Janet, skills could not compare no matter how good, I'm certain!!

I had heard from her former partner that her husband had beat her badly and had broken her back, and that she was paralyzed. Anybody else hear that? If true, it does not sound like retirement exactly.

[IGiveVitaminD]

Looks familiar, did you say you met her at the living room?.

Correct at LR but she might go from club to club because she doesn't go on stage but she is allowed to give dances at the private area. These are current pics, she also uses woo vswoo as nickname.

[JaxxrWild]

I met this h0 e at LR she offered a FS so took her to my place she requested money at front I refused it but I realized she wasn't alone so gave her half and yeah she said she had some dope in the car she was going to bring some to get in the mood I let her go knowing there was someone outside and we were on my crib so long story short she ran off but the h0 e didn't know I knew her name and have pics, so watch out and spread the shame.

Looks familiar, did you say you met her at the living room?.

[DD Chaser]

If Janet420 is the Janet of Springfield fame (God rest her soul), she has no credentials to speak of unless she got her LLD and passed the Bar between blow jobs and drug deals.

Rest her soul? Sprngfield Jamet is retired, not dead!! Moved away but still very much alive, catch up with her every now and again. Janet420 is a different provider from the Cincinnati area, never saw her but similar age to our Janet, skills could not compare no matter how good, I'm certain!!

[FootMan2007]

Thank you. I typed a lengthy and reasoned argument in the same vein earlier today that got eaten by a database error. Didn't feel like writing it twice. Yours is more succinct.

I would ad that the "roses" and "dreams" nonsense isn't fooling anyone either.

My thoughts exactly. Anyone who thinks that if LEO filings their name on this site and want to prosecute them but won't be able to because they just say "In my dream" are truly living in a dream.