Rants and Stupid shit in Dayton

[DaytonSteve]

Brand new to the hobby. Just browsing so far. Noticed something weird about this KristenCreams chick.

Ad from today: https://dayton.skipthegames.com/fema...d/895316541916.

Ad from 2 days ago: https://dayton.skipthegames.com/fema...f/351551337977.

This pics are for 2 completely different women. What's that all about?

Hair is different but looks like same arm tattoo to me.

[GolfGuy]

I was offered a fruit roll up blow job this week, something that I have never heard of, did not find very enticing, and declined. I am told that the fruit roll up, which is intrinsically sticky, clings to you dick like a second skin and that the feeling is really different and good. Well, I'm not a real fan of BJs, but a little head is nice. And I really don't like gooey sticky candy. I am told it takes at least a half hour of sucking to slowly dissolve it. Maybe the manufacturer will come out with a cum flavored roll up for girls to practice with. Who knows. Anyone try this?

I did ask if a piece could be stuck to my ass hole and rimmed off. But the lady declined.

CristinCremes on the Cincinnati board will gladly stick that fruit roll up on your ass hole and take an hour to clean you up. Hell she'll probably even shiver it up your ass and extract in back out with her tongue if you like!

Golfguy, playing through.

[ThotCriminal]

So I read the report about KristenCreams and decided to go see her. Communication was great. I'm a early morning person more often then not and she responded right away. The donation is a little more then I would like but that is what it is. We set everything up and then she asked me to bring her a pack of smokes. I don't do this because it makes it easy to identify you beyond a shadow of a doubt if you have exactly what was asked for. This is not to say she isn't legit because BuxKA already reviewed her but I don't take chances. You can call me paranoid but I play on the safe side. Apparently someone told her that if a person isn't willing to buy her something then they must be a cop. Seems odd but needless to say we both started getting paranoid. I wish her the best but thought I would post about it just in case anyone else runs into the same situation.

Brand new to the hobby. Just browsing so far. Noticed something weird about this KristenCreams chick.

Ad from today: https://dayton.skipthegames.com/fema...d/895316541916.

Ad from 2 days ago: https://dayton.skipthegames.com/fema...f/351551337977.

This pics are for 2 completely different women. What's that all about?

[Joey2738]

So I read the report about KristenCreams and decided to go see her. Communication was great. I'm a early morning person more often then not and she responded right away. The donation is a little more then I would like but that is what it is. We set everything up and then she asked me to bring her a pack of smokes. I don't do this because it makes it easy to identify you beyond a shadow of a doubt if you have exactly what was asked for. This is not to say she isn't legit because BuxKA already reviewed her but I don't take chances. You can call me paranoid but I play on the safe side. Apparently someone told her that if a person isn't willing to buy her something then they must be a cop. Seems odd but needless to say we both started getting paranoid. I wish her the best but thought I would post about it just in case anyone else runs into the same situation.

[Mr Blue 314]

Sounds fun. Did a little research and found a video.

Going to have to get one of the ladies to demonstrate this in person. Only problem ya have to make sure ya had a top notch cock sucker to make sure ya were all cleaned up before ya went home to the wife.

Let's ya know how much cock the gal taking down her throat.

https://www.youporn.com/watch/145631...-sucks-it-off/

That's interesting. I've heard of ice cubes but not roll ups.

Also interesting that you find blow jobs just okay but rimming you're really down for. Hahaha. Though they both went together!

[Fluffhea]

I was offered a fruit roll up blow job this week, something that I have never heard of, did not find very enticing, and declined. I am told that the fruit roll up, which is intrinsically sticky, clings to you dick like a second skin and that the feeling is really different and good. Well, I'm not a real fan of BJs, but a little head is nice. And I really don't like gooey sticky candy. I am told it takes at least a half hour of sucking to slowly dissolve it. Maybe the manufacturer will come out with a cum flavored roll up for girls to practice with. Who knows. Anyone try this?

I did ask if a piece could be stuck to my ass hole and rimmed off. But the lady declined.

Who's offer this? LOL.

[Below Me]

I was offered a fruit roll up blow job this week, something that I have never heard of, did not find very enticing, and declined. I am told that the fruit roll up, which is intrinsically sticky, clings to you dick like a second skin and that the feeling is really different and good. Well, I'm not a real fan of BJs, but a little head is nice. And I really don't like gooey sticky candy. I am told it takes at least a half hour of sucking to slowly dissolve it. Maybe the manufacturer will come out with a cum flavored roll up for girls to practice with. Who knows. Anyone try this?

I did ask if a piece could be stuck to my ass hole and rimmed off. But the lady declined.

That's interesting. I've heard of ice cubes but not roll ups.

Also interesting that you find blow jobs just okay but rimming you're really down for. Hahaha. Though they both went together!

[Ho Beau]

I was offered a fruit roll up blow job this week, something that I have never heard of, did not find very enticing, and declined. I am told that the fruit roll up, which is intrinsically sticky, clings to you dick like a second skin and that the feeling is really different and good. Well, I'm not a real fan of BJs, but a little head is nice. And I really don't like gooey sticky candy. I am told it takes at least a half hour of sucking to slowly dissolve it. Maybe the manufacturer will come out with a cum flavored roll up for girls to practice with. Who knows. Anyone try this?

I did ask if a piece could be stuck to my ass hole and rimmed off. But the lady declined.

[Delgato]

I heard the violins in the background as I was reading this drivel. These women don't give 2 shits about you, all they care about is how much of your hard earned $ they can hustle / scam out of you. The faster you learn that, the better off you'll be.

And the people said. Amen.

[Grizzz]

What do we have here, fellas? A provider with more than a few excellent reviews, senior members both advocating both for and against her. Both with valid data points. What can we learn?

Torri is (for now) a hard luck woman finding the transition from battered woman to standing on her own feet a difficult journey. A giving person who got stomped (literally) by a now incarcerated scumbag. I suspect most of us. If we've ever had a bad relationship. Can acknowledge our own bad behaviors and habits are indeed hard to break. It isn't hard to empathize with Torri.

Now I'm not saying cut Torri unreasonable amounts of slack. Far from it. What I am saying is set your plans carefully and precisely ("I'll meet you at this location at this time, without fail. If you have to delay, we will reschedule. I'll text you when I'm xx minutes away for final confirmation and room no. If for some reason I arrive and you cannot keep the date, I will move on to someone else."

Show respect but set firm boundaries are what I suggest. Torri, in spite of shortcomings, is extremely kind in session and a sexual dynamo pleaser. She is Not a money grabber and was overjoyed with a modest 1.5 hourly donation, during which time I was her sole focus with zero distraction. She will accept less for shorter stays, but I think doing her one better by bringing a small gift might be worthwhile. For example, she has the cutest dog imaginable. Bring a can or two of dog food along with the honorarium. Or a small, inexpensive present of your choosing. Help her reestablish trust in humanity by talking to her about her past (good parts quite interesting) and letting her know that solid repeat client's require punctual, reliable service. If after all this she fails to deliver, report here and let her go. But I think she'll come around nicely. She has what it takes to be one of the best providers in the region and it would be a shame if we miss out when just a little retraining is all that's needed. Good luck!

I heard the violins in the background as I was reading this drivel. These women don't give 2 shits about you, all they care about is how much of your hard earned $ they can hustle / scam out of you. The faster you learn that, the better off you'll be.

[TechSticles]

To state the obvious, none of these girls are the "JW Marriott" of sex workers. Most struggle to achieve Knights Inn status, many cannot even achieve that.

But then they should stop pretending they are the JW Marriott. I never see an add by Knights Inn trying to get me to cancel my JW reservation and book with them because they are better.

[TechSticles]

I recently visited a UTR in Middletown for a standard suck and fuck. Of course she did not appear nearly as svelte in person as her picture made her out to be. I asked her to strip down so I could inspect the goods. She dropped her jeans and unsurprisingly I see that her legs looked better in jeans than they did in the nude. But "pussy is pussy" I argued and proceded to engaged her in FIV to be followed by DATY, as prescribed on page one and two, respectively, of my standard play-book. After getting her nice and wet, I started to go down on her when I got a whiff of the old quim which caused me to up chucked a little into my throat. At precisely this moment I miraculously got a text message and used that as an excuse to leave immediately without so much as removing my own pants. All the way home I had to drive and shift with one hand, else I would have had to deodorize and disinfect the entire car.

A few days later I went to Jungle Jim's to stock up on Red Thai Chilies, a gastronomic treat if ever there was one. Passing the cheese department I was offered, accepted, and ate a piece of white cheddar cheese with red onion. WOW, was it good. Bought a couple of pounds, picked up the chilies, and headed home. Later I opened the cheese for a snack and to my shock and amazement found that it smelled exactly like the bad quim I refused to eat in Middletown.

The moral of the story (if there is one) is that it is OK if good cheese smells like bad pussy, just be sure which one you are eating.

I realize this post is a little old, but I virtually up-chucked a little bit reading it.

[Ho Beau]

I don't understand why so many seem to be making excuses for this chick. When I hit the JW Marriott, No one gets to have an "off-day".

To state the obvious, none of these girls are the "JW Marriott" of sex workers. Most struggle to achieve Knights Inn status, many cannot even achieve that.

[TechSticles]

So I guess that's what YMMV is all about. And it is quite apparent that your mileage sucked. I find it interesting that for every negative review on here for KP there are 5 or 6 positive reviews. So that alone tells me she is good far more often then not. I can tell you I have never experienced what you described. In fact quite the opposite. Your description does remind me of a couple of things. First, if concerned about what is taboo ask BEFORE you set up a time. Secondly if truly unhappy with the arrangement when you arrive turn around and leave. If I decide to stay anyway then that's on me not the companion. I know I won't always "click" with a provider. That comes with the territory. Move on. No need to expend time and effort texting her about how pissed you are. Like sending her harassing and nasty texts is going to make anything change. Move on to the next lady who will please you. And absolutely don't try and go back because that just leaves all the more time for those of us who enjoy her company to see her.

I figured the Kasey Parks white Knights would flock to the bad review, but truth be it I was deleting her # as I walked out the door, so no harassing texts, blocked and deleted goodbye.

Seen her both as a USASG escort and also as a walker. Overall good times, but the chick has mental issues she will be the first to admit so, and so does her (prior?) leach boyfriend she told me so herself one reason why they cling to each other. It's like she is bipolar, the wind changes often and for no apparent reason with her. So go for it and hope you catch her at a good moment because when it is good it is really great, but don't take it personal if you catch the wrong side of tornado Kasey Parks.

I don't understand why so many seem to be making excuses for this chick. When I hit the JW Marriott, No one gets to have an "off-day".

[Ho Beau]

I recently visited a UTR in Middletown for a standard suck and fuck. Of course she did not appear nearly as svelte in person as her picture made her out to be. I asked her to strip down so I could inspect the goods. She dropped her jeans and unsurprisingly I see that her legs looked better in jeans than they did in the nude. But "pussy is pussy" I argued and proceded to engaged her in FIV to be followed by DATY, as prescribed on page one and two, respectively, of my standard play-book. After getting her nice and wet, I started to go down on her when I got a whiff of the old quim which caused me to up chucked a little into my throat. At precisely this moment I miraculously got a text message and used that as an excuse to leave immediately without so much as removing my own pants. All the way home I had to drive and shift with one hand, else I would have had to deodorize and disinfect the entire car.

A few days later I went to Jungle Jim's to stock up on Red Thai Chilies, a gastronomic treat if ever there was one. Passing the cheese department I was offered, accepted, and ate a piece of white cheddar cheese with red onion. WOW, was it good. Bought a couple of pounds, picked up the chilies, and headed home. Later I opened the cheese for a snack and to my shock and amazement found that it smelled exactly like the bad quim I refused to eat in Middletown.

The moral of the story (if there is one) is that it is OK if good cheese smells like bad pussy, just be sure which one you are eating.