Lingerie Clubs

**Moejoo** · 12-15-23 20:48

We used to take bus trips up there for the Bears / Lions games and spent most of our time in Windsor on the strip. Best strip clubs I ever went to.

**HappyGardener** · 12-15-23 19:50

Originally Posted by MwmChicago [View Original Post]

Hahaha, the "Ballet". I forgot all about that term. Like it was supposed to be code but all the women in the office knew exactly what it meant. Were the 222's Tylenol with codeine? Never thought about hitting the pharmacy there but that was 20-35 years ago and I didn't have regular aches and pains like I do everyday now.

Tylenol with codeine AND caffeine.

**MwmChicago** · 12-15-23 15:36

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

I loved going to the Windsor Ballet back in the 90's. Amazing strip clubs. Beautiful women. When all you need was a drivers license to go across the bridge or tunnel. And extra time to pick up 222's from the pharmacy. The best hangover cure ever.

Hahaha, the "Ballet". I forgot all about that term. Like it was supposed to be code but all the women in the office knew exactly what it meant. Were the 222's Tylenol with codeine? Never thought about hitting the pharmacy there but that was 20-35 years ago and I didn't have regular aches and pains like I do everyday now.

**HappyGardener** · 12-14-23 20:42

Originally Posted by MwmChicago [View Original Post]

I was never into strip clubs, too frustrating. But back in the day when I worked in the Music Biz, I would take a few buyers and my sales guys to Windsor to the strip clubs and to gamble. Couple of these guys would wear a condom and no underwear so they could nut from a lap dance without a big mess. When we were done I headed to Michigan Ave in Detroit for a nice BBBJ from a $20 SW or two when I was younger.

I loved going to the Windsor Ballet back in the 90's. Amazing strip clubs. Beautiful women. When all you need was a drivers license to go across the bridge or tunnel. And extra time to pick up 222's from the pharmacy. The best hangover cure ever.

**MwmChicago** · 12-14-23 16:32

Originally Posted by Clasy [View Original Post]

I I visited this one yesterday at llike 12 pm there were like 5 to 6 girls no black girls most of then Mexican not venezuelan or Colombians was my first time here probably will come back all is cash but is a atm inside.

I'm bad with names super bad, but I'm going to say what I like and don't like of this visit.

I had 4 girls dances to check then, 20 $ topless dances, 10 covered with 20 you can touch way more than the 10 ones only the upper part, the girls that do more sxy dances was one with piercings in her mouth that was super sexy a lot of touch and hug and sexual almost kissing, the other one girls was a mexican one big ass black hair was dressed like a college girl wow it almost fell like I was having sex with her she just bent over before that dance I was curious and went to the restroom and put my underwear down so my litle guy was free inside so I can feel better their ass good choice when she feel my.

Litle guy that was heaven just bent over and put it on her the Middle of her ass and start like having sex feels so good and she put a long song I just going to come back for her ask her if she do xtras outside she said maybe.

The one I don like and fell like a scam was a Cuban blonde she's gorgeous you will mow when you saw her I mean in the chubby side but a good ass but we when there for the dance and she put a song like 1. 5 min a rap one she even touch my litle guy do her moves but waaay to far from you and all the thing she di was putting her leng in another chair so you can se her ass but she didn't do sexual dances like the others ones.

I was never into strip clubs, too frustrating. But back in the day when I worked in the Music Biz, I would take a few buyers and my sales guys to Windsor to the strip clubs and to gamble. Couple of these guys would wear a condom and no underwear so they could nut from a lap dance without a big mess. When we were done I headed to Michigan Ave in Detroit for a nice BBBJ from a $20 SW or two when I was younger.

**MwmChicago** · 12-14-23 16:06

Originally Posted by Clasy [View Original Post]

I I visited this one yesterday at llike 12 pm there were like 5 to 6 girls no black girls most of then Mexican not venezuelan or Colombians was my first time here probably will come back all is cash but is a atm inside.

I'm bad with names super bad, but I'm going to say what I like and don't like of this visit.

I had 4 girls dances to check then, 20 $ topless dances, 10 covered with 20 you can touch way more than the 10 ones only the upper part, the girls that do more sxy dances was one with piercings in her mouth that was super sexy a lot of touch and hug and sexual almost kissing, the other one girls was a mexican one big ass black hair was dressed like a college girl wow it almost fell like I was having sex with her she just bent over before that dance I was curious and went to the restroom and put my underwear down so my litle guy was free inside so I can feel better their ass good choice when she feel my.

Litle guy that was heaven just bent over and put it on her the Middle of her ass and start like having sex feels so good and she put a long song I just going to come back for her ask her if she do xtras outside she said maybe.

The one I don like and fell like a scam was a Cuban blonde she's gorgeous you will mow when you saw her I mean in the chubby side but a good ass but we when there for the dance and she put a song like 1. 5 min a rap one she even touch my litle guy do her moves but waaay to far from you and all the thing she di was putting her leng in another chair so you can se her ass but she didn't do sexual dances like the others ones.

I was never into strip clubs, too frustrating. But back in the day when I worked in the Music Biz, I would take a few buyers and my sales guys to Windsor to the strip clubs and to gamble. Couple of these guys would wear a condom and no underwear so they could nut from a lap dance without a big mess. When we were done I headed to Michigan Ave in Detroit for a nice BBBJ from a $20 SW or two when I was younger.

**HappyGardener** · 12-14-23 15:28

Originally Posted by ChicagoGoer [View Original Post]

What days are you going? I was told recently by a dancer at all stars that homers still has girls every two weeks either on Thursday or Friday. I can circle back with more info, planning to head to all stars in the next week.

I tried on both a Thursday afternoon and a Friday afternoon. I was there around 4 both times. In the old days that's when that place was hopping. The woman bartender didn't give you much info about dancers.

**Clasy** · 12-12-23 09:10

Originally Posted by Illini333 [View Original Post]

Thought I would kick start this thread to see if there are places I am missing. A lot has closed since the last report in 2016. Here's what I have:

Carl's-Stone Park.

All Stars-McCook.

The Cellar-Joliet.

Homer's-Chicago South Side. Possibly dancers on certain nights of the week.

That's all I have. Really sad what has happened with all the closings. Carls and Allstars are mostly Latina dancers. Cellar I believe is a mix of everything. Been a while so someone can chime in. Never been to Homers but I would guess Latina.

I I visited this one yesterday at llike 12 pm there were like 5 to 6 girls no black girls most of then Mexican not venezuelan or Colombians was my first time here probably will come back all is cash but is a atm inside.

I'm bad with names super bad, but I'm going to say what I like and don't like of this visit.

I had 4 girls dances to check then, 20 $ topless dances, 10 covered with 20 you can touch way more than the 10 ones only the upper part, the girls that do more sxy dances was one with piercings in her mouth that was super sexy a lot of touch and hug and sexual almost kissing, the other one girls was a mexican one big ass black hair was dressed like a college girl wow it almost fell like I was having sex with her she just bent over before that dance I was curious and went to the restroom and put my underwear down so my litle guy was free inside so I can feel better their ass good choice when she feel my.

Litle guy that was heaven just bent over and put it on her the Middle of her ass and start like having sex feels so good and she put a long song I just going to come back for her ask her if she do xtras outside she said maybe.

The one I don like and fell like a scam was a Cuban blonde she's gorgeous you will mow when you saw her I mean in the chubby side but a good ass but we when there for the dance and she put a song like 1. 5 min a rap one she even touch my litle guy do her moves but waaay to far from you and all the thing she di was putting her leng in another chair so you can se her ass but she didn't do sexual dances like the others ones.

**StanleyStankas** · 11-08-23 10:38

Originally Posted by ChicagoGoer [View Original Post]

What days are you going? I was told recently by a dancer at all stars that homers still has girls every two weeks either on Thursday or Friday. I can circle back with more info, planning to head to all stars in the next week.

I got into the area up here late and by then allstars up here was already gone. I still see the leftover signs in the truck lot and at first was wondering where the f is a strip joint? In that little wooden building. Then duhh. I was told of the history on here. I am ok with either myself though the one in mc cook would be better for me especially during the week. Homers was jolly et or did I see that wrong and south side chi. I'll check thank you and possible an after turkey day and black Friday prior to Christmas meet up. No names! I know just like the melrose and back of yards flea! No names. Not one name! Refer to me as "oldman stosh".

**ChicagoGoer** · 11-08-23 02:18

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

I've been to Homers twice this summer. Great place to watch a game in a dark air conditioned space and a patio to sit and drink beer in the sun.

Sadly no more dancers. Only female in there when I was there was the bartender.

What days are you going? I was told recently by a dancer at all stars that homers still has girls every two weeks either on Thursday or Friday. I can circle back with more info, planning to head to all stars in the next week.

**HappyGardener** · 11-02-23 23:42

Originally Posted by Illini333 [View Original Post]

Thought I would kick start this thread to see if there are places I am missing. A lot has closed since the last report in 2016. Here's what I have:

Carl's-Stone Park.

All Stars-McCook.

The Cellar-Joliet.

Homer's-Chicago South Side. Possibly dancers on certain nights of the week.

That's all I have. Really sad what has happened with all the closings. Carls and Allstars are mostly Latina dancers. Cellar I believe is a mix of everything. Been a while so someone can chime in. Never been to Homers but I would guess Latina.

I've been to Homers twice this summer. Great place to watch a game in a dark air conditioned space and a patio to sit and drink beer in the sun.

Sadly no more dancers. Only female in there when I was there was the bartender.

**StanleyStankas** · 11-02-23 21:07

Originally Posted by Illini333 [View Original Post]

Thought I would kick start this thread to see if there are places I am missing. A lot has closed since the last report in 2016. Here's what I have:

Carl's-Stone Park.

All Stars-McCook.

The Cellar-Joliet.

Homer's-Chicago South Side. Possibly dancers on certain nights of the week.

That's all I have. Really sad what has happened with all the closings. Carls and Allstars are mostly Latina dancers. Cellar I believe is a mix of everything. Been a while so someone can chime in. Never been to Homers but I would guess Latina.

Also this really is more of a general strip club question, however one that was previously mentioned in a thread on here was the silver slipper somewhere out far ottawa I think which if the vibe was cool and non aggressive for an old stale fart like myself I'd make the pike with cash in hand. Used to do things like this all the time up route 41. I hope we get some places in the real to pop up where ever. Have junky little 4 banger pick up truck, mad money and willing to travel. P.S. I know many of the places are blue ball by nature, however I had some fun and certain ones and from an entertainment standpoint I think it was money well spent. I mean as opposed to these crap jackshacks.

**Illini333** · 11-02-23 20:19

Thought I would kick start this thread to see if there are places I am missing. A lot has closed since the last report in 2016. Here's what I have:

Carl's-Stone Park.

All Stars-McCook.

The Cellar-Joliet.

Homer's-Chicago South Side. Possibly dancers on certain nights of the week.

That's all I have. Really sad what has happened with all the closings. Carls and Allstars are mostly Latina dancers. Cellar I believe is a mix of everything. Been a while so someone can chime in. Never been to Homers but I would guess Latina.

**Lebruno** · 05-31-16 23:56

This is a cool list to check-out. Could someone rank this list in terms of "most fun place" to the least?

Originally Posted by Illini333 [View Original Post]

The lingerie shows is definitely a Chicago thing. It is also a dying thing in Chicago. I created this thread to list places where you can still go and get a lingerie show. If I am missing any place please add.

Playpen-Located in Stone Park. Was only giving back massages but now has dances in back room.

Carl's-Stone Park.

Louie's-Melrose Park.

Bobby's-Melrose Park.

J's Bar-Melrose Park.

Allstars-McCook.

Paulie's-Glen Elyn.

The Cellar-Joliet.

Homer's Bar-Chicago. Dancers on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Places that have closed in the last 3 years.

ChaChas-Chicago.

Lake and Union-Chicago.

Rendezvous Bar-Chicago.

**Gunderson** · 05-31-16 00:48

Originally Posted by DogginUSA [View Original Post]

Is this list still accurate? I am going to be visiting with out a car so if I head out to Melrose via Uber I want to make aure its for a reason. This sounds different so I want to give it a try.

All Stars is still open.

$10 lap dances, heavy grinding, allows 2-way touch. But no extras.