Tips, Tricks, Arguing, and Bullshit

[BlowInHer]

Slathering your genitals and urethra in sanitizer? No way. I hope you're pulling my leg. I usually just piss shortly after BBFSCIP and my favorite spots to wash my genitals off in the sink are the UDF on Clime and Demorest, or Waffle House, because they have single person bathrooms. I used to wash off at the Sully and Hague UDF until they took the bathrooms out due to numerous overdoses. A couple times I've done it at Tee Jayes but you have to be super quick before someone walks in. Sometimes I carry a gallon jug of water in my car and rinse my pecker off in a church parking lot.

Recently I thought I had chlamydia again but I did not. Despite what the news says, hospitals are not overwhelmed with China virus patients. I was seen immediately.

Sad part is, I'm dead serious. Alcohol kills that shit within seconds, like I said its a slight burn for a few seconds, but gets the job done. Just make sure to clean the tip! STI's are an easy fix, if you want to avoid the doctor for a prescription, you can buy antibiotics online from any major retail store, even walmarts site has them. The trick is you have to buy the stuff for animals, like fish or birds. Its all the exact same human grade shit, but without the hassle. Pop a few 500 mg azithromycin capsules after a risky or questionable night and you'll be good to go. The trick is killing or preventing any bacteria before it has a chance to form and latch onto your cell walls, most people wait until something burns or they have discharge, you can prevent that if you act quick. Don't make this technique a daily habit, but it doesn't hurt to keep a bottle around house. If you want more info just google it or DM me.

My only fear out there is catching the herps, the gift that keeps on giving. I've spotted it a few times before the action started, reason I avoid a few girls working today. Stay safe fellas.

[DanShoots84]

Slathering your genitals and urethra in sanitizer? No way. I hope you're pulling my leg. I usually just piss shortly after BBFSCIP and my favorite spots to wash my genitals off in the sink are the UDF on Clime and Demorest, or Waffle House, because they have single person bathrooms. I used to wash off at the Sully and Hague UDF until they took the bathrooms out due to numerous overdoses. A couple times I've done it at Tee Jayes but you have to be super quick before someone walks in. Sometimes I carry a gallon jug of water in my car and rinse my pecker off in a church parking lot.

Recently I thought I had chlamydia again but I did not. Despite what the news says, hospitals are not overwhelmed with China virus patients. I was seen immediately.

I'm sure you're either a liar or immune to diseases or both. Even trying to play covered all the time the last few years a broken condom or two has brought me to the doctors office for bad gonorrhea from regular escorts, let alone hitting raw walkers. I get a cold every decade but an STD twice a year (thank fuck I'm single).

All of that said, I truly appreciate your kinks and debauchery and look forward to your write-ups.

[Humpty Dumpty]

And the thing they never tell you is all of the previous loads of DNA lurking in their spit that they swab your Mr. Lucky with. I assume the high temp crack smoke is good at killing bacteria haha. In all seriousness, when it comes to in car clean up, I douse my cock and balls with hand sanitizer, making sure to get some down the hole to clean up all of the unwanted hooker spit, it burns for a second, but small prize to pay in the long run. I then use a shit ton of baby wipes and then force urinate in a near by spot to clean out the track, eliminating as much bacteria as possible. If all of that fails me, I have a stash of antibiotics at home for emergencies. I know this sounds utterly insane, but it makes me sleep better at night.

Slathering your genitals and urethra in sanitizer? No way. I hope you're pulling my leg. I usually just piss shortly after BBFSCIP and my favorite spots to wash my genitals off in the sink are the UDF on Clime and Demorest, or Waffle House, because they have single person bathrooms. I used to wash off at the Sully and Hague UDF until they took the bathrooms out due to numerous overdoses. A couple times I've done it at Tee Jayes but you have to be super quick before someone walks in. Sometimes I carry a gallon jug of water in my car and rinse my pecker off in a church parking lot.

Recently I thought I had chlamydia again but I did not. Despite what the news says, hospitals are not overwhelmed with China virus patients. I was seen immediately.

[BlowInHer]

I was driving around Sully in the daytime for once. I saw 21 year old Drii near Sunoco, which is at Sully and Highland. Her pretty frizzy hair is hard to miss. She doesn't like BBFS so I opted for a BBBJCIM for 25. First she hit her pipe and exhaled a huge cloud of crack smoke. Then she took my meat in her mouth with the usual enthusiasm. I would rank her in the top 10 percent of her craft. However, I came just as she took my cock out of her mouth for just a second. It got in her hair, my pants, the gear shifter, the area between the seat and the center console, the cup holder, and some made it in her mouth too. We wiped up and threw the dirty napkins that were covered in sperm out the window into the street. I then dropped her off at the drug house near Clarendon and Sully. I never tell passengers in my car that they are sitting on lots of lots of DNA.

Has anyone seen Kaitlyn? (blonde, early 20's, huge mole on her eyebrow) Can be seen on Hudson or Weber.

And the thing they never tell you is all of the previous loads of DNA lurking in their spit that they swab your Mr. Lucky with. I assume the high temp crack smoke is good at killing bacteria haha. In all seriousness, when it comes to in car clean up, I douse my cock and balls with hand sanitizer, making sure to get some down the hole to clean up all of the unwanted hooker spit, it burns for a second, but small prize to pay in the long run. I then use a shit ton of baby wipes and then force urinate in a near by spot to clean out the track, eliminating as much bacteria as possible. If all of that fails me, I have a stash of antibiotics at home for emergencies. I know this sounds utterly insane, but it makes me sleep better at night.

[Buckeyez11]

I signed up with SA a couple of years ago but never bought the Premium membership. Finally bought one a month ago and started working the girls. If you have had a membership you know that, 1. Most are fake 2. Most want you to cash app in advance. 3. a lot want $350+ for a meetup 4. A lot have ads on other provider websites. It's an almost exhausting process as in the month I was either "favorited" or messaged by hundreds. Literally. All that being said I waded through a bunch and had some success. $100 for one. $200 for a couple. I was 2 days away from my 30 day membership and had decided not to renew so I was trying to weed out the legits from the fakes when I was deleted from the site for soliciting. Shit! I was just going to take a break and work the ones I had. There is no explanation for the permanent suspension other than a link to FAQ's. I know how to be safe. I made the girls make the first move about the money. Not sure how I was soliciting. Only thing I can figure is I got kicked off for the same reason as I was kicked off Tinder. One of the girls must have been disgruntled for me lowballing and complained. Feedback is appreciated.

Personally, I don't even discuss money or arrangement on site even if they bring it up. I always switch to texting. SA seems to be more strict about terminology and I've heard abreviations such as PPM are classified as soliciting terminology to them so I always try and go offsite for that. Obviously if you anger someone they could always just screenshot the texts and report you that way, but at least it doesn't trigger any autobans based on using words SA doesn't like.

[MiloRollins]

I signed up with SA a couple of years ago but never bought the Premium membership. Finally bought one a month ago and started working the girls. If you have had a membership you know that, 1. Most are fake 2. Most want you to cash app in advance. 3. a lot want $350+ for a meetup 4. A lot have ads on other provider websites...SNIP..... Shit! I was just going to take a break and work the ones I had. There is no explanation for the permanent suspension other than a link to FAQ's. I know how to be safe. I made the girls make the first move about the money. Not sure how I was soliciting. Only thing I can figure is I got kicked off for the same reason as I was kicked off Tinder. One of the girls must have been disgruntled for me lowballing and complained. Feedback is appreciated.

I found it easiest, and best, to move off the site and onto normal texting for anything "questionable" being discussed. Kept the SA messaging clean and the rest went through a separate phone.

[HornySenior]

I signed up with SA a couple of years ago but never bought the Premium membership. Finally bought one a month ago and started working the girls. If you have had a membership you know that, 1. Most are fake 2. Most want you to cash app in advance. 3. a lot want $350+ for a meetup 4. A lot have ads on other provider websites. It's an almost exhausting process as in the month I was either "favorited" or messaged by hundreds. Literally. All that being said I waded through a bunch and had some success. $100 for one. $200 for a couple. I was 2 days away from my 30 day membership and had decided not to renew so I was trying to weed out the legits from the fakes when I was deleted from the site for soliciting. Shit! I was just going to take a break and work the ones I had. There is no explanation for the permanent suspension other than a link to FAQ's. I know how to be safe. I made the girls make the first move about the money. Not sure how I was soliciting. Only thing I can figure is I got kicked off for the same reason as I was kicked off Tinder. One of the girls must have been disgruntled for me lowballing and complained. Feedback is appreciated.

[JizMan]

Even if real, check out that camera! Photos must have been taken 10+ years ago.

I thought the same thing. Also, just do an image search and it will answer everyone's question.

[Figrindan]

She looks like my type!

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/...umbus-10455163

Even if real, check out that camera! Photos must have been taken 10+ years ago.

[RickMann]

She looks like my type!

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/...umbus-10455163

Who is this?

[ColsBigD]

She looks like my type!

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/...umbus-10455163

[BlowInHer]

I agree I enjoyed her company many times over the last couple years. She did a lot of things right for the price. No complaints. Honestly if you like spinners and you don't like her you're nitpicking especially in today's world. Unfortunately, the last time I saw her was not good, she wasn't so clean. I can't deal with that. Hope she's okay.

Becky was always my back up in a pinch visit. Small spinner who wasn't covered in sores and donation was more than fair. Saw her many times and since she liked me BB was offered for a min up charge. Noticed she recently vanished, is she taking a county vacation or did she leave town?

[Midwest Dude]

If anyone has a lead on another profile like that, let me know!

[EdB99]

Thanks Ed. For some reason that chick does it for me. I haven't seen her post in awhile hope she's ok.

I agree I enjoyed her company many times over the last couple years. She did a lot of things right for the price. No complaints. Honestly if you like spinners and you don't like her you're nitpicking especially in today's world. Unfortunately, the last time I saw her was not good, she wasn't so clean. I can't deal with that. Hope she's okay.

[Seascape]

Here's a couple you missed.

Thanks Ed. For some reason that chick does it for me. I haven't seen her post in awhile hope she's ok.